War of the Second Coalition

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"i just checked hakoniwa - u guys suck" -anonwaha

The War of The Second Coalition was a war between OTAKU, accompanied by AGGRO and OTAKU affiliated islands, against HAPI. The war started on turn 686 as a surprise attack on Suigintou Island by OTAKU and AGGRO, and an attack on Chuu Island by the Gaijin Otaku Pact islands and Analogue Dynasty Island. Unlike the War of the First Coalition, which saw a long and drawn out war of attrition, the War of the Second Coalition was won very quick by the Coalition forces as they kicked so much ass. The Attack was the largest attack in the Archipelago's history.

Due to the Waha People of Chuu Island being of English decent, Chuu Island was targeted by mostly V1 Rockets. This event was known as "The Blitz of Chuu"
OTAKU forces celebrate victory after securing the capital of Suigintou Island, shortly after their abandonment on turn 690

The War started on turn 686, and these were the HAPI islands on turn 689.

As OTAKU took their victory as granted, Gensokyo Island has finally logged into his almost-destroyed PVP island around turn 692, alongside with also Chuu Island, and they starting fighting a 2 VS 7 war, where multiple enemy islands were strong enough to be able to fire over 10 missiles a turn, and all of them had more funds then Gensokyo and Chuu combined. By this point, Suigintou has already abandoned his island and this was a few turns before being able to get Shotacon's financial aids. With their superior military wits, against all odds, they turned the situation to their favour. Around turn 715, while all OTAKU members were finally in miserable conditions, help arrived to Gensokyo and Chuu's sake from other archipelago members.

Here are some message logs to show how the war turned out:

tachi > feel free to surrender (2024/3/10-10:10:28)

Hachikuji-san > do u feel like surrendering (2024/3/12-09:50:22)
kaguya > no, and I won't accept your surrender (2024/3/12-10:34:09)

riro > its dead, it means nothing (2024/3/15-00:12:33)
Upchuck > Yes, this is a sad state of affairs for us (2024/3/15-00:37:19)
tachi > a 'ceasefire' if you will? (2024/3/15-00:56:29)



Combatants involved in the war
OTAKU HAPI
OSたん.png The OS-tan Shogunate Skull.gif Turn 720 Chuu Island Flag.png Chuu Island
Iopsd flag.png Iopsd / らき☆ぱらだいす Island Suigintou island.png Suigintou Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 690
Shinobu Island Skull.gif Turn 725 Shotacon island flag2.png Shotacon Island
Baka-flag.png Baka ice fairy Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 719 Gensokyo-flag.png Gensokyo Island
ChronoFlag.png Chrono Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 717 Soylent Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 696
Banner.png Analogue Dynasty Island          Affiliates
      Gaijin Otaku Pact 1129 Cows Island (since turn 715)
Kitchen Island Skull.gif Turn 724 Jiyulando flag.png Jiyulando Island (since turn 716)
Nigraflag.png Nigrajungle Island Skull.gif Turn 720
Homestuckislandisland.png Homestuck Island Island
         AGGRO
Nazi penmany flag.jpg Europe but as a Island

(Nazi Penmany)

ChronoFlag.png Chrono Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 717

(also in AGGRO)

         Affiliates
Parch Moon Island

Bold denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.
Skull.gif indicates the island was destroyed.
Crossed-Flags.gif indicates the island was abandoned.