HAPI

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HAPI (Heyuri Archipelago Peace Initiative) is a multi-island coalition whose stated goal is to bring about peace and inspire cooperation in the Heyuri Archipelago by supporting HAPI members and vulnerable islands in times of need.

While HAPI is revered and respected by most of the global community, some islands consider HAPI to be controversial; in particular, warmongering islands and terrorist nations tend to have a more negative disposition toward HAPI since HAPI frequently cockblocks their plans for world domination.

Why join HAPI?

As a HAPI member, your island will be considered top priority when it comes to receiving support from other HAPI members during your times of need. There's an expectation that you'll also provide support to other HAPI members when they're in times of need (so long as you're in a position to do), although there's currently no obligation to do so.

Forms of support that HAPI members frequently provide to each other include (but are not limited to):

  • Food AIDS
  • Financial AIDS
  • Military assistance against attacking nations and monsters
  • Sexual favors
  • Free lolis and/or shotas

Membership requirements

Any island may join HAPI at any time without invitation so long as:

  • You put [HAPI] in your island's comment.
  • You are not currently listed on the Blacklist of Asshole Islands (BAI).
  • You do not provide support (food, financial, military, or otherwise) to currently-BAI-listed islands.
  • You do not attack non-BAI-listed islands without having received adequate provocation from them ("adequte provocation" means an island attacked you or your allies first, declared war on you or your allies, etc.).

Members

As of 2024/02/11 (turn 578), the current members of HAPI are as follows:

Honorary members

These non-HAPI islands have been recognized for their good deeds:

Former members

  • Cygnus Island (uninhabited on turn 78 ;_;)
  • Iopsd Island (voluntarily left HAPI and joined OTAKU on turn 515)
  • Milf Island (uninhabited on turn 267 due to losing all its population ;_;)
  • People's Republic of Shotacon Island (also a member of OTAKU, voluntarily uninhabited on turn 243 due to repeated pwnage from Hakoniwa Kamisama, leader and citizens formed Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island on the same turn)
  • Public Commune Island (seized by HIA, uninhabited on turn 207 due to losing all its population)

BAI: Blacklist of Asshole Islands

BAI is a "list of islands who maek unprovoked and unjustified military attacks against other islands". This list is determined by HAPI members, rather than the islands listed on it.

Since turn 585 (2024/02/12), BAI has become less rigid. It was previously determined purely by the actions and events of an island, but now HAPI members' judgement and the history of the island and leader in question will also be taken into account when determining whether an island should be included or not.

This list may be outdated, so please consult a HAPI member before acting on the information listed here!

Currently BAI-listed islands

As of 2024/03/03 (turn 664), the current BAI-listed islands are as follows:

  • None!

Former BAI-listed islands

  • 1129 Cows Island
    • Provided 200M$ of military assistance to PC98 Island and killed a Sanjira monster worth 500M$ (turn 180) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island via food donation to PC98 Island on turn 199)
  • The 2nd Lolislamic Caliphate Island (uninhabited on turn 664)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 497)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 543)
  • Clover Island
    • Unprovoked land-destroying missile attack on Weezite Island (turn 366) (repaid 100M$ to Weezite Island on turn 367)
    • Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 367) (repaid 100M$ and 30000 tons of food to Nyu Island on turn 368)
  • Columbine Island (voluntarily uninhabited on turn 546)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island (turn 514)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Homestuck island Island (turn 515)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Europe but as an Island (turn 525)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Europe but as an Island (turn 540)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island (turn 541)
  • fuckd Island
    • Unprovoked missile attack on bobrikovstan Island (turn 486)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on bobrikovstan Island, causing the island to become uninhabited (turn 490) (provided 100000 tons of food to Bobrikovistan Island on turn 550)
    • Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Dnalsi Island (turn 580) (paid 519900 tons of food to Dnalsi Island between turn 581 and turn 586)
  • G Island (uninhabited on turn 499 due to losing all its population)
    • Provided 60M$ of military assistance to pen Island by launching a missile attack on Iopsd Island (turn 201) (repaid 100M$ each to Iopsd Island and PC98 Island on turn 204)
    • Unprovoked land-destroying missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 472)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island (turn 485)
  • Hachikuji Island (uninhabited on turn 502 due to losing all its population)
    • Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 372) (repaid 100M$ to Nyu Island on turn 397)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 472)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island (turn 485)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island (turn 486)
  • Homestuck island Island
    • Unprovoked missile attack on FOOKEN FURY Island (turn 550)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on FOOKEN FURY Island (turn 551) (cleared on turn 562 because wankerman sux)
  • Jihad Island (uninhabited on turn 84)
    • Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Epstein's Island (turn 52)
  • Naked Apron Island
    • Provided 40M$ of military assistance to pen Island by launching a missile attack on DESU Island (turn 197)
    • Provided 100M$ of military assistance to pen Island by launching a missile attack on DESU Island (turn 199) (repaid 200M$ each to Iopsd Island and DESU Island on turn 206, repaid 100M$ to PC98 Island on turn 207)
  • Newchuck Island (uninhabited on turn 176 due to losing all its population)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 159)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 161)
  • Nirvana Island (voluntarily uninhabited on turn 512)
    • Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Soylent Island (turn 503)
    • Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Soylent Island (turn 504)
  • PC98 Island (voluntarily uninhabited on turn 506)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Retard Island (turn 44)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Retard Island (turn 48) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Gonzo Island (turn 71) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Wanker Island (turn 85) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on public masturbation Island (turn 86) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Hiroshima Island (turn 106) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 107)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 108) (repaid ANARRU SEKKUSU 20000 tons of food and 100M$ on turn 111 and turn 112)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Soylent Island (turn 158) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Needlessly aimed a pinpoint missile attack against an Inora monster towards as many cities as possible on Chuu Island (turn 162) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 167) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 177)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 178) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Democratic People's Republic of Island (turn 191)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Democratic People's Republic of Island (turn 193)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Democratic People's Republic of Island (turn 194) (cleared for assisting in war against pen Island on turn 198)
    • Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Parch Moon Island (turn 280) (repaid 100M$ to Parch Moon Island on turn 428)
    • Unprovoked monument drop on Suigintou Island (turn 472)
  • pen Island (uninhabited on turn 210 due to losing all its population in a war against HAPI and OTAKU)
    • Provided 200000 tons of food aid to Newchuck Island (turn 171) (repaid Newchuck Island's victim Secret Island 100000 food on turn 173)
    • Sent a man-made monster to DESU Island (turn 195)
    • Sent a man-made monster to Gensokyo Island (turn 205)
  • public masturbation Island (uninhabited)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Milf Island (turn 33)
  • Rooting Island (uninhabited voluntarily by wankerman on turn 491)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island (turn 484)
    • Unprovoked land-destroying missile attack on People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island (turn 485)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island (turn 489)
  • Shinobu Island
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Iopsd Island (turn 548) (repaid 100M$ on turn 549, 100M$ on turn 551, and 200M$ on turn 552 to Iopsd Island)
  • Souseiseki Island (seized on turn 90 by HIA, uninhabited on turn 102)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 89)
  • Soylent Island
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Shinobu Island (turn 507) (repaid 400M$ and 20000 tons of food to Shinobu Island on turn 578)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on OS-tan Shogunate Island (turn 508) (repaid 100M$ to OS-tan Shogunate Island on turn 578)
  • Suiseiseki Island (uninhabited on turn 297)
    • Hacking Public Commune Island's banks to send 100M$ to themselves (turn 44)
    • Hacking Public Commune Island's banks to send 300M$ to themselves (turn 49)
    • Unprovoked stealth missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 50)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 51)
    • Hacking Public Commune Island's banks to send 200M$ to themselves (turn 58)
    • Hacking Public Commune Island's banks to send 500M$ to themselves (turn 59)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 104)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 105) (repaid ANARRU SEKKUSU Island 1100M$ on turn 118)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Milf Island (turn 108)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Milf Island (turn 111)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Dnalsi Island (turn 199)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Dnalsi Island (turn 200)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Dnalsi Island (turn 201)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Soylent Island while they were under attack from a Sanjira monster (turn 285)
  • this is serious mum Island (uninhabited)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Milf Island (turn 34)
  • Upchuck Island (uninhabited by Great Upchuckian King on turn 122 after losing a war against HAPI)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Secret Island (turn 99)
    • Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 113)
    • Hacking Shota Empire Island's banks to send 2155M$ to themselves (turn 117)
    • Hacking Shota Empire Island's food reserve to send 71600 tons of food to themselves (turn 117)
  • Wanker Island (uninhabited)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 20)
    • Hacking Public Commune Island's missile system to perform an unprovoked missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 20)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Cygnus Island (turn 22)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Milf Island (turn 27)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Milf Island (turn 31)
    • Unprovoked missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 32)
  • Wanker Island 2: the cumback Island (uninhabited on turn 258 due to losing all its population)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on kewrtes Island (turn 125)
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on fuckd Island (turn 172)
  • Weezite Island
    • Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Clover Island (turn 368) (cleared on turn 420 because Clover Island forgave them)

History

  • On September 24, 2023 (turn 31), a representative of Chuu Island proposed HAPI:

[PROPOSAL] Chuu Island representative 2023/09/24(Sun)07:10:16 No.75944

Chuu Island would liek to propose a treaty: the Heyuri Archipelago Peace Initiative (HAPI)!

HAPI members vow to support other HAPI members during times of need with funds, food, military assistance, etc.

Those who don't join HAPI? ...well, u mite not get help when u need it :rolleyes:

To join, all u need to do is put [HAPI] at the start of ur island's comment

  • In the same post, Chuu Island's representative also proposed BAI (Blacklist of Asshole Islands):

Also being proposed today is the Blacklist of Asshole Islands (BAI): a list of islands who maek unprovoked and unjustified military attacks against other islands :angry:

BAI-listed islands will be ineligible for HAPI membership, and won't receive support from HAPI members for any reason until - at a minimum - they've paid a sum proportional to the devastation of their crimes to their victims

Note that HAPI members caught assisting BAI-listed islands will become BAI-listed themselves!

  • An anonymous island leader replied to say that they were "a bit too small for joining any alliance". Chuu Island's representative responded:

If ur too small to provide help, that's fine - it's still worth joining since ur more likely to receive help from those who are less small when u need it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

HAPI's goal is to cultivate a community culture of cooperation, and to discourage dastardly destruction and douchebaggery. No island left behind... unless they deserve it! :biggrin:

  • On the same day as HAPI's conception, Gensokyo Island was quick to join, shortly followed by DESU Island, Public Commune Island, and Iopsd Island.
  • Cygnus Island silently joined around the same time, likely due to them being attacked by Wanker Island on turn 32—mere hours after HAPI's conception.
  • On October 9, 2023 (turn 78), Cygnus Island gave their remaining resources to other HAPI members and abandoned their island. ;_;7
  • On October 17, 2023, Milf Island joined HAPI as a request for assistance against a barrage of attacks towards them from Suiseiseki Island of OTAKU on turns 108 and 111. After the first HAPI counterattack, Suiseiseki Island swiftly surrendered.
  • On October 18, 2023, Great Upchuckian King revealed that they were the ones behind an unprovoked stealth attack against Chuu Island, which itself was an attempt to stir up the then-growing tensions between HAPI and OTAKU. The first counterattack from HAPI was unsuccessful, with 16 missiles getting neutralized by Upchuck Island's defense facility. The so-called "Great Upchuckian War" ensued, with Upchuck Island getting mostly obliterated.
  • On October 19, 2023, Great Upchuckian King announced Upchuck Island's defeat. Since they still hadn't paid for their crimes, they remained BAI-listed until Great Upchuckian King abandoned the island on turn 122, promising his revenge.
  • On October 20, 2023, Supreme leader yakuruto!Ekuvj.lnBg announced that the People's Republic of Shotacon Island had decided to join HAPI. This was due to HAPI "napalming Upchuck Island over their wanton theft of our mother state's resources"—the "mother state" being Shota Empire Island, who had all their resources stolen by Upchuck Island's l33t hax0rz on turn 117, and swiftly became uninhabited on turn 120.
  • (insert teh stuffz0rs here)
  • On December 23, 2023 (turn 381), Clover Island joined HAPI after receiving an invitation from Sultan Yakuruto of the Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island.
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