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[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]] <p>"''i just checked hakoniwa - u guys suck''" -'''anonwaha'''</p>
[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]] <p>"''i just checked hakoniwa - u guys suck''" -'''anonwaha'''</p>


The '''War of The Second Coalition''' was a war between [[OTAKU]], accompanied by [[AGGRO]] and OTAKU affiliated islands, against [[HAPI]]. The war started on turn 686 as a surprise attack on [[Suigintou Island]] by [[OTAKU]] and [[AGGRO]], and an attack on [[Chuu Island]] by the [[OTAKU#Gaijin_Otaku_Pact|Gaijin Otaku Pact islands]] and [[Analogue Dynasty Island]]. Unlike the [[War of the First Coalition]], which saw a long and drawn out war of attrition, the War of the Second Coalition was won very quick by the Coalition forces as they kicked so much ass. The Attack was the largest attack in the Archipelago's history.
The '''War of The Second Coalition''' was a war between [[OTAKU]], accompanied by [[AGGRO]] and OTAKU affiliated islands, against [[HAPI]]. The war started on turn 686 as a surprise attack on [[Suigintou Island]] by [[OTAKU]] and [[AGGRO]], and an attack on [[Chuu Island]] by the [[OTAKU#Gaijin_Otaku_Pact|Gaijin Otaku Pact islands]] and [[Analogue Dynasty Island]]. <del>Unlike the [[War of the First Coalition]], which saw a long and drawn out war of attrition, the War of the Second Coalition was won very quick by the Coalition forces as they kicked so much ass.</del> The Attack was the largest attack in the Archipelago's history.


[[File:V1.jpg|thumb|Due to the Waha People of [[Chuu Island]] being of English decent, Chuu Island was targeted by mostly V1 Rockets. This event was known as "The Blitz of Chuu"]]
[[File:V1.jpg|thumb|Chuu Island was targeted by mostly V1 Rockets. This event was known as "The Blitz of Chuu"]]


[[File:Banzaisuigin.jpg|thumb|[[OTAKU]] forces celebrate victory after securing the capital of Suigintou Island, shortly after their abandonment on turn 690]]
[[File:Banzaisuigin.jpg|thumb|[[OTAKU]] forces celebrate victory after securing the capital of Suigintou Island, shortly after their abandonment on turn 690]]
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As OTAKU took their victory as granted, Gensokyo Island has finally logged into his almost-destroyed PVP island around turn 692, alongside with also Chuu Island, and they starting fighting a 2 VS 7 war, where multiple enemy islands were strong enough to be able to fire over 10 missiles a turn, and all of them had more funds then Gensokyo and Chuu combined. By this point, Suigintou has already abandoned his island and this was a few turns before being able to get Shotacon's financial aids. With their superior military wits, against all odds, they turned the situation to their favour. Around turn 715, while all OTAKU members were finally in miserable conditions, help arrived to Gensokyo and Chuu's sake from other archipelago members.
As OTAKU took their victory as granted, Gensokyo Island finally logged into his almost-destroyed PvP island around turn 692, and alongside Chuu Island, they starting fighting a 2 VS 7 war. Multiple enemy islands were strong enough to be able to fire over 10 missiles a turn, and all of them had more funds then Gensokyo and Chuu combined. By this point, Suigintou has already abandoned his island, and this was a few turns before they were able to receive Shotacon's financial aids. With their superior military wits, and against all odds, they turned the situation to their favor. Around turn 715, while all OTAKU members were finally in miserable conditions, help from various other islands arrived to fight alongside the remaining HAPI members.


Here are some message logs to show how the war turned out:
Here are some message logs that demonstrate how the sentiment of the war changed over time:


tachi > feel free to surrender (2024/3/10-10:10:28)
* tachi > feel free to surrender (2024/3/10-10:10:28)
 
* Hachikuji-san > do u feel like surrendering (2024/3/12-09:50:22)<br />
Hachikuji-san > do u feel like surrendering (2024/3/12-09:50:22)<br />
** kaguya > no, and I won't accept your surrender (2024/3/12-10:34:09)
kaguya > no, and I won't accept your surrender (2024/3/12-10:34:09)
* riro > its dead, it means nothing (2024/3/15-00:12:33)<br />
 
* Upchuck > Yes, this is a sad state of affairs for us (2024/3/15-00:37:19)<br />
riro > its dead, it means nothing (2024/3/15-00:12:33)<br />
* tachi > a 'ceasefire' if you will? (2024/3/15-00:56:29)
Upchuck > Yes, this is a sad state of affairs for us (2024/3/15-00:37:19)<br />
tachi > a 'ceasefire' if you will? (2024/3/15-00:56:29)


===What actually happened: The fuck up===
===What actually happened: The fuck up===
After the major victories for OTAKU(about 4 turns after the start of the war), all of the Coalition got extremely intoxicated on happiness and considered that there would be no more need for communicating for coordinated attacks and no more need for saving up money, and decided to dump all their funds by firing maximum amount of missiles on useless tiles on HAPI islands for shits and giggles. Not long after, anonwaha split up the archipelago, and instantly reverted the fun spirit of the Coalition into a depressive low, causing a big portion of the Coalition to just quit the game, while the rest were in disarray or just too depressed to care where they targeted. There was still no regard for funds though, so all the savings on the islands were still being burned. During this time, Gensokyo and Chuu played smart, now that anonwaha had used his magic to make the Coalition suicidal, and eventually came back and won it as the Coalition had wasted all their funds and participating friends to be effective, HAPI also got help from 1129 Cunts and Jewalando.
After the major victories for OTAKU (about 4 turns after the start of the war), all of the Coalition got extremely intoxicated on happiness and considered that there would be no more need for communicating for coordinated attacks and no more need for saving up money, and decided to dump all their funds by firing maximum amount of missiles on useless tiles on HAPI islands for shits and giggles. Not long after, anonwaha split up the archipelago, and instantly reverted the fun spirit of the Coalition into a depressive low, causing a big portion of the Coalition to just quit the game, while the rest were in disarray or just too depressed to care where they targeted. There was still no regard for funds though, so all the savings on the islands were still being burned. During this time, Gensokyo and Chuu played smart, now that anonwaha had used his magic to make the Coalition suicidal, and eventually came back and won it as the Coalition had wasted all their funds and participating friends to be effective. HAPI was joined by 1129 Cows, Jiyulando, and Secret Island halfway through the war, who provided many aids and missiles.


===What you should learn from this===
===What you should learn from this===
'''NEVAR''' get intoxicated when shooting missiles because you'll forget to ask HQ where to target and you won't know WTF you're doing.
OTAKU: '''NEVAR''' get intoxicated when shooting missiles because you'll forget to ask HQ where to target and you won't know WTF you're doing.


HAPI & friends: '''NEVAR''' give up, because you never know how many mistakes your enemy might make, nor how poorly organized they are. '''ALWAYS''' ally with respectable and well-established islands instead of random n00b islands, because the latter have no idea what they're doing and will soon get bored and leave.


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{| class="wikitable" style="color:brown; background-color:#ccffff;" cellpadding="10"
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! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | HAPI
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | HAPI
|-  
|-  
| [[File:OSたん.png|28px]] '''[[OS-tan_Shogunate_Island|The OS-tan Shogunate]]''' [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 720
| [[File:OSたん.png|28px]] '''[[OS-tan_Shogunate_Island|The OS-tan Shogunate]]''' [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 720
| [[File:Chuu_Island_Flag.png|30px]] '''[[Chuu Island]]'''
| [[File:Chuu_Island_Flag.png|30px]] '''[[Chuu Island]]'''
|-  
|-  
| [[File:Iopsd_flag.png|32px]] [[Iopsd Island|Iopsd / らき☆ぱらだいす Island]]
| [[File:Iopsd_flag.png|32px]] [[Iopsd Island|Iopsd / らき☆ぱらだいす Island]] [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 737
| [[File:Suigintou_island.png|30px]] [[Suigintou Island|Suigintou Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 690
| [[File:Suigintou_island.png|30px]] [[Suigintou Island|Suigintou Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 690
|-  
|-  
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| Soylent Island [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 696
| Soylent Island [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 696
|-
|-
| [[File:Banner.png|23px]] [[Analogue Dynasty Island|Analogue Dynasty Island]]
| [[File:Banner.png|23px]] [[Analogue Dynasty Island|Analogue Dynasty Island]] [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 738
| style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" |　　　　　　　　　Affiliates
| [[File:Yea7ln.png|30px]] [[Republican state of nan Island]] (since turn 717)
|-  
|-  
| style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | 　　　　　　Gaijin Otaku Pact
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | Gaijin Otaku Pact
| 1129 Cows Island (since turn 715)
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | Affiliates
|-  
|-  
| [[Kitchen Island|Kitchen Island]] [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 724
| [[Kitchen Island|Kitchen Island]] [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 724
| [[File:Jiyulando flag.png|30px]] Jiyulando Island (since turn 716)
| 1129 Cows Island (since turn 715)
|-  
|-  
| [[File:Nigraflag.png|30px]] [[Nigrajungle Island|Nigrajungle Island]] [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 720
| [[File:Nigraflag.png|30px]] [[Nigrajungle Island|Nigrajungle Island]] [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 720
| [[File:Jiyulando flag.png|30px]] Jiyulando Island (since turn 716)
|-  
|-  
| [[File:Homestuckislandisland.png|32px]] [[Homestuck_island_Island|Homestuck Island Island]]
| [[File:Homestuckislandisland.png|32px]] [[Homestuck_island_Island|Homestuck Island Island]]
| Secret Island (since turn 718)
|-  
|-  
| style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | 　　　　　　　　　AGGRO
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | AGGRO
|-  
|-  
| [[File:Nazi_penmany_flag.jpg|32px]] [[Nazi Penmany|Europe but as a Island]]
| [[File:Nazi_penmany_flag.jpg|32px]] [[Nazi Penmany|Europe but as a Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 734
(Nazi Penmany)
(Nazi Penmany)
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|-  
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(also in [[AGGRO]])  
(also in [[AGGRO]])  
|-  
|-  
| style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | 　　　　　　　　　Affiliates
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | Affiliates
|-  
|-  
| Parch Moon Island
| Parch Moon Island [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 729
|-
|-
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Revision as of 00:45, 22 March 2024

"i just checked hakoniwa - u guys suck" -anonwaha

The War of The Second Coalition was a war between OTAKU, accompanied by AGGRO and OTAKU affiliated islands, against HAPI. The war started on turn 686 as a surprise attack on Suigintou Island by OTAKU and AGGRO, and an attack on Chuu Island by the Gaijin Otaku Pact islands and Analogue Dynasty Island. Unlike the War of the First Coalition, which saw a long and drawn out war of attrition, the War of the Second Coalition was won very quick by the Coalition forces as they kicked so much ass. The Attack was the largest attack in the Archipelago's history.

Chuu Island was targeted by mostly V1 Rockets. This event was known as "The Blitz of Chuu"
OTAKU forces celebrate victory after securing the capital of Suigintou Island, shortly after their abandonment on turn 690

The War started on turn 686, and these were the HAPI islands on turn 689.

  • Chuu Island on turn 689

  • Shotacon Island on turn 689

  • Gensokyo Island on turn 689

  • Suigintou Island on turn 689

As OTAKU took their victory as granted, Gensokyo Island finally logged into his almost-destroyed PvP island around turn 692, and alongside Chuu Island, they starting fighting a 2 VS 7 war. Multiple enemy islands were strong enough to be able to fire over 10 missiles a turn, and all of them had more funds then Gensokyo and Chuu combined. By this point, Suigintou has already abandoned his island, and this was a few turns before they were able to receive Shotacon's financial aids. With their superior military wits, and against all odds, they turned the situation to their favor. Around turn 715, while all OTAKU members were finally in miserable conditions, help from various other islands arrived to fight alongside the remaining HAPI members.

Here are some message logs that demonstrate how the sentiment of the war changed over time:

  • tachi > feel free to surrender (2024/3/10-10:10:28)
  • Hachikuji-san > do u feel like surrendering (2024/3/12-09:50:22)
    • kaguya > no, and I won't accept your surrender (2024/3/12-10:34:09)
  • riro > its dead, it means nothing (2024/3/15-00:12:33)
  • Upchuck > Yes, this is a sad state of affairs for us (2024/3/15-00:37:19)
  • tachi > a 'ceasefire' if you will? (2024/3/15-00:56:29)

What actually happened: The fuck up

After the major victories for OTAKU (about 4 turns after the start of the war), all of the Coalition got extremely intoxicated on happiness and considered that there would be no more need for communicating for coordinated attacks and no more need for saving up money, and decided to dump all their funds by firing maximum amount of missiles on useless tiles on HAPI islands for shits and giggles. Not long after, anonwaha split up the archipelago, and instantly reverted the fun spirit of the Coalition into a depressive low, causing a big portion of the Coalition to just quit the game, while the rest were in disarray or just too depressed to care where they targeted. There was still no regard for funds though, so all the savings on the islands were still being burned. During this time, Gensokyo and Chuu played smart, now that anonwaha had used his magic to make the Coalition suicidal, and eventually came back and won it as the Coalition had wasted all their funds and participating friends to be effective. HAPI was joined by 1129 Cows, Jiyulando, and Secret Island halfway through the war, who provided many aids and missiles.

What you should learn from this

OTAKU: NEVAR get intoxicated when shooting missiles because you'll forget to ask HQ where to target and you won't know WTF you're doing.

HAPI & friends: NEVAR give up, because you never know how many mistakes your enemy might make, nor how poorly organized they are. ALWAYS ally with respectable and well-established islands instead of random n00b islands, because the latter have no idea what they're doing and will soon get bored and leave.


Combatants involved in the war
OTAKU HAPI
OSたん.png The OS-tan Shogunate Skull.gif Turn 720 Chuu Island Flag.png Chuu Island
Iopsd flag.png Iopsd / らき☆ぱらだいす Island Skull.gif Turn 737 Suigintou island.png Suigintou Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 690
Shinobu Island Skull.gif Turn 725 Shotacon island flag2.png Shotacon Island
Baka-flag.png Baka ice fairy Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 719 Gensokyo-flag.png Gensokyo Island
ChronoFlag.png Chrono Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 717 Soylent Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 696
Banner.png Analogue Dynasty Island Skull.gif Turn 738 Yea7ln.png Republican state of nan Island (since turn 717)
Gaijin Otaku Pact Affiliates
Kitchen Island Skull.gif Turn 724 1129 Cows Island (since turn 715)
Nigraflag.png Nigrajungle Island Skull.gif Turn 720 Jiyulando flag.png Jiyulando Island (since turn 716)
Homestuckislandisland.png Homestuck Island Island Secret Island (since turn 718)
AGGRO
Nazi penmany flag.jpg Europe but as a Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 734

(Nazi Penmany)

ChronoFlag.png Chrono Island Crossed-Flags.gif Turn 717

(also in AGGRO)

Affiliates
Parch Moon Island Skull.gif Turn 729

Bold denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.
Skull.gif indicates the island was destroyed.
Crossed-Flags.gif indicates the island was abandoned.

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