War of the Second Coalition

"i just checked hakoniwa - u guys suck" -anonwaha

The War of The Second Coalition was a war between OTAKU, accompanied by AGGRO and OTAKU affiliated islands, against HAPI. The war started on turn 686 as a surprise attack on Suigintou Island by OTAKU and AGGRO, and an attack on Chuu Island by the Gaijin Otaku Pact islands and Analogue Dynasty Island. Unlike the War of the First Coalition, which saw a long and drawn out war of attrition, the War of the Second Coalition was won very quick by the Coalition forces as they kicked so much ass. The Attack was the largest attack in the Archipelago's history.

Due to the Waha People of Chuu Island being of English decent, Chuu Island was targeted by mostly V1 Rockets. This event was known as "The Blitz of Chuu"

OTAKU forces celebrate victory after securing the capital of Suigintou Island, shortly after their abandonment on turn 690

The War started on turn 686, and these were the HAPI islands on turn 689.

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  Chuu Island on turn 689
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  Shotacon Island on turn 689
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  Gensokyo Island on turn 689
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  Suigintou Island on turn 689

As OTAKU took their victory as granted, Gensokyo Island has finally logged into his almost-destroyed PVP island around turn 692, alongside with also Chuu Island, and they starting fighting a 2 VS 7 war, where multiple enemy islands were strong enough to be able to fire over 10 missiles a turn, and all of them had more funds then Gensokyo and Chuu combined. By this point, Suigintou has already abandoned his island and this was a few turns before being able to get Shotacon's financial aids. With their superior military wits, against all odds, they turned the situation to their favour. Around turn 715, while all OTAKU members were finally in miserable conditions, help arrived to Gensokyo and Chuu's sake from other archipelago members.

Here are some message logs to show how the war turned out:

tachi > feel free to surrender (2024/3/10-10:10:28)

Hachikuji-san > do u feel like surrendering (2024/3/12-09:50:22)
kaguya > no, and I won't accept your surrender (2024/3/12-10:34:09)

riro > its dead, it means nothing (2024/3/15-00:12:33)
Upchuck > Yes, this is a sad state of affairs for us (2024/3/15-00:37:19)
tachi > a 'ceasefire' if you will? (2024/3/15-00:56:29)

What actually happened: The fuck up

After the major victories for OTAKU(about 4 turns after the start of the war), all of the Coalition got extremely intoxicated on happiness and considered that there would be no more need for communicating for coordinated attacks and no more need for saving up money, and decided to dump all their funds by firing maximum amount of missiles on useless tiles on HAPI islands for shits and giggles. Not long after, anonwaha split up the archipelago, and instantly reverted the fun spirit of the Coalition into a depressive low, causing a big portion of the Coalition to just quit the game, while the rest were in disarray or just too depressed to care where they targeted. There was still no regard for funds though, so all the savings on the islands were still being burned. During this time, Gensokyo and Chuu played smart, now that anonwaha had used his magic to make the Coalition suicidal, and eventually came back and won it as the Coalition had wasted all their funds and participating friends to be effective, HAPI also got help from 1129 Cunts and Jewalando.

What you should learn from this

NEVAR get intoxicated when shooting missiles because you'll forget to ask HQ where to target and you won't know WTF you're doing.

Combatants involved in the war

OTAKU	HAPI
The OS-tan Shogunate Turn 720	Chuu Island
Iopsd / らき☆ぱらだいす Island	Suigintou Island Turn 690
Shinobu Island Turn 725	Shotacon Island
Baka ice fairy Island Turn 719	Gensokyo Island
Chrono Island Turn 717	Soylent Island Turn 696
Analogue Dynasty Island	Affiliates
Gaijin Otaku Pact	1129 Cows Island (since turn 715)
Kitchen Island Turn 724	Jiyulando Island (since turn 716)
Nigrajungle Island Turn 720
Homestuck Island Island
AGGRO
Europe but as a Island (Nazi Penmany)
Chrono Island Turn 717 (also in AGGRO)
Affiliates
Parch Moon Island

Bold denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.
indicates the island was destroyed.
indicates the island was abandoned.