Heyuri Cytube

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The place where Heyuri's anime streams happen, and replacement for the Monthly Anime. As of September 2022, there have been several streams; unlike the Monthly Anime, they have all been considered resounding successes.


It has a Futaba CSS style that kaguya created, and there's also a script that makes chat comments overlay the video and scroll horizontally, in a similar fashion to Nico Nico Douga. It allows users to queue their own videos including raw mp4 files and youtube videos, and the site syncs these videos so that everyone watches the same part simultaneously.


Since August 4, 2022, nominations have taken place in the form of a table on the anime nominations wiki page, where users can add shows and state whether they're interested or not. Prior to this format, shows would typically be nominated by the users in a dedicated thread on /b/, and then the nominations would be curated and thrown into a poll by kaguya on /vote/.

Previous streams

List of Heyuri Cytube streams
Date Anime Synopsis How it went
2022/03/05 FLCL There's a butt-ton of crazy shit going on, and there's pantsu and stuff. Sasuga Gainax! The stream went ahead without issue. There was an afterparty where users could add videos of their choosing to the playlist. Kuz appeared to be absent, but after the stream he alleged that he was there anonymously. 0_0
2022/07/16 Green Green + Green Green Thirteen: Erolutions Some weirdo named Yusuke and his roommates become introduced into the magical, wonderful world of women, and shit gets weird. It turns into a harem for Yusuke, while his friends partake in hot gay yaoi sex. The Cytube instance was active, and around 9 people showed up. People were active, and most watched to the end. Overall, a WIN.
2022/09/17 Iriya no Sora, UFO no Natsu Asaba meets a purple-haired girl with electric balls and autism (canon) at a pool. She has nosebleeds, nearly dies of spaghetti, contracts alzheimer's, and commits CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Error 404: no sex found ;_; Blowing all previous streams out of the water, there were 21 concurrent viewers at its peak (hovering around 19-20 for most of it), with high chat activity throughout. Fun and LOLs were had. There was an afterparty that lasted a couple of hours, with kaguya and sata-andagi providing most of the music.
2022/12/10 Sensei no Ojikan: Doki Doki School Hours ♪ DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC ♪ (or the yaoi, apparently...) This time there were 22 viewers at the peak, with high activity throughout. A couple of viewers were guests from kuz's Rule 8 website due to the link being posted there, but there was no trouble. Many pissens were had, also something about spaghetti twin towers(???). Maybe there was an afterparty, I dunno I fell asleep ( ´ω`)
2023/02/18 Kuuchuu Buranko / Trapeze A psychiatrist with three personalities (A shota, a teenager, and a bear), and a sexy nurse (who may or may not be a shotacon) help a bunch of retards with their retardation The stream peaked at 23-24 users, and hovered around 16 and 19 users. The fun and LOLs made the 11 episodes seem a lot shorter. At one point everything in /b/ was turned quite upside down until we finished the show. The afterparty was fun as always, but sadly one guy arrived extremely late and left when he realized he missed the whole thing (lol). Definitely a WIN
2023/05/06 Genshiken Otaku club does otaku club things, gyaru imouto gets CROC'D, athlete's foot causes love to bloom, a smoker kills doujinshi with fire, and something about Gaben and the CIA. User-count reached around 32 before the stream even began, and it hovered around 30-32 for a lot of the show. By the end there was around 16 or so users still lurking, and there was a brief afterparty. The chat was way more active than usual throughout, and everyone had a good time. During the EDs, it was snowing :mona2:...
2023/07/22 Di Gi Charat A show about Rabi~en~Rose, nyo/nyu/pyo/gema, slutslug-kun, a nazi boy, and BLACK GAMERS. A spontaneous semi-official stream hosted by pez on the Heyuri Cytube. Peaked at around 17 users and hovered around 14-15. It was a fun PARTY NIGHT, but kaguya managed to fall asleep before it was over.
2023/09/16 Ninin ga Shinobuden A kunoichi and her friend is doing bunch of stuff with a ninja school, its perverted master and a group of Heyurizen ninjas. There were a lot of fart jokes in the show, and of course ninja yaoi wasn't absent either. User-count was usually around 25 users through the show, and around 18 of us made until the end of the show. The chat was active, and there was a brief afterparty as usual.
2023/12/02 Kure-nai Loli gets kidnapped from the family incest raep dungeon and starts living with a lolicon shota who has elbow boner syndrome. Show starts out strong with nekkid loli nipples and has a few other highlights (THANK YOU OKAASAN), but from episode 8 onwards it becomes a bit of a car crash CAR RACE. Peaked at 27 users, hovered around 18-25 for most of it, and ended with around 16. Chat was active throughout and users enjoyed themselves as usual, although opinions of the show itself were mixed.
2024/01/27 Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight! Yuri lolis do yuri school council work to put on a yuri festival, yuri hijinks ensue. Also features a cute roach, cute(?) hag, and cute TERRORIST ATTACK. Needs moar pantsu. Topped out at 34 users, ending with 20 users by the end of the last episode. Fun was had by most, and users generally rated the show 7/10. There was a several-hour afterparty featuring weird butt rock (the skipping of which led one grumpy fag to storm off XD), groovy tunes, and the usual aniota affair.

Previously nominated anime

Things to note:

  • See the Monthly Anime page for anime that were nominated during the Monthly Anime era.
  • If an anime was nominated in more than one poll, the various vote totals were combined.
  • In some cases, votes were made after the poll had closed, or the votes were inflated by the dreaded votespammer. He's in ur /vote/, ruining ur polls, and therefore the entries with significantly more votes than the others should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
  • Polls currently only allow a single choice to be made per user, so this is a list of first choices rather than a list of true popularity.
Previously nominated anime
Anime Votes
Golden Boy 8
Green Green 6
Koi Koi Seven 4
Moetan 4
Hand Maid May 3
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan 2
Elfen Lied 2
Kodomo no Jikan 2
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha 1
Popotan 1
Tenkuu no Escaflowne 1

Link to Heyuri's Cytube