Penis

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This important local political figure has a reasonably large penis.

An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among Heyuri users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a PENIS. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of loli and enjoyers of PENIS, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some overlap between the two groups. Certain lolicon-inclined users have sometimes accused PENIS posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being teh ghey, however, with one notable exception, this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the odd few to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the PENIS for its comedic potential, and enjoy posting PENISes just for teh LULz.

PENIS can be found not only on the Internet but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known PENIS owner, you have only to ask, and the PENIS shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your ANUS.

Places to put The PENIS