Penis
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This page is about PENIS |
An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among Heyuri users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a PENIS. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of loli and enjoyers of PENIS, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some overlap between the two groups. Certain lolicon-inclined users have sometimes accused PENIS posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being teh ghey, however, with one notable exception, this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the odd few to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the PENIS for its comedic potential, and enjoy posting PENISes just for teh LULz.
PENIS can be found not only on the Internet but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known PENIS owner, you have only to ask, and the PENIS shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your ANUS.
Places to put The PENIS
Notable PENISes on Heyuri
Sources differ on the existence of Anonwaha's PENIS. Many believe he is not in possession of one, while others claim that, while extremely small, it is nonetheless extant. In either case, he has been frequently known delete posts referencing the PENIS, and to dish out lengthy bans to the users responsible. Why he feels the need to do this is unknown, however some theories suggest that he is highly insecure about his own PENIS (or lack thereof), and chooses to take out these feelings of inadequacy on innocent PENISposters.
