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[[File:Kok.jpg|thumb|This important local political figure has a reasonably large penis.]]
[[File:Kok.jpg|thumb|This important local political figure has a reasonably large penis.]]
<p>An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among [[Heyuri]] users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of [[loli]] and enjoyers of <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some [[Loli Penis Abuse|overlap]] between the two groups. Certain [[lolicon]]-inclined users have sometimes accused <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being [[Buttsecks|teh ghey]], however, with one [[Anonwaha|notable exception]], this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the [[Shotacon|odd few]] to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> for its comedic potential, and enjoy [[Penisposting|posting <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>es]] just [[for teh LULz]].</p>
<p>An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among [[Heyuri]] users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of [[loli]] and enjoyers of <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some [[Loli Penis Abuse|overlap]] between the two groups. Certain [[lolicon]]-inclined users have sometimes accused <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being [[Buttsecks|teh ghey]], however, with one [[Anonwaha|notable exception]], this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the [[Shotacon|odd few]] to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> for its comedic potential, and enjoy [[Penisposting|posting <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>es]] just [[LOLs|for teh LULz]].</p>
<p><span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> can be found not only on the [[Internet]] but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> owner, you have only to ask, and the <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your <span style="background-color:#C00000;color:#00FF00;">ANUS</span>.</p>
<p><span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> can be found not only on the [[Internet]] but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> owner, you have only to ask, and the <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your <span style="background-color:#C00000;color:#00FF00;">ANUS</span>.</p>
== Places to put The <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> ==
== Places to put The <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> ==
* [[Wormhole-kun]]
* [[Wormhole-kun]]
* [[In The Pooper|In The Pooper (・∀・)]]
* [[In The Pooper|In The Pooper (・∀・)]]
== Notable <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>es of Heyuri ==
Sources differ on the existence of [[Anonwaha]]'s <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>. Many believe he is not in possession of one. Other sources claim that it only appears this way because his <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> is so small as to be invisible to the naked eye. Anonwaha himself maintains that it is a quite respectable [https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=f&s=3182&c=08&d=40&ff=202204.dat| 8 inches in length], however he has consistently failed to substantiate any of these claims with '''hard''' evidence. In any case, he has been frequently known delete any and all posts referencing the <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>, dishing out lengthy bans to the users responsible (thereby further perpetuating Heyuri's already dire <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> shortage). Why he feels the need to do this is unknown, however our team of expert psychoanalysts theorize that he is highly insecure about his own <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> (or lack thereof), and chooses to take out these feelings of inadequacy on innocent <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>posters the world over.

Latest revision as of 00:04, 2 August 2024

This page is about PENIS
This page has a critical lack of PENIS. You can help by adding more PENIS.
This important local political figure has a reasonably large penis.

An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among Heyuri users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a PENIS. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of loli and enjoyers of PENIS, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some overlap between the two groups. Certain lolicon-inclined users have sometimes accused PENIS posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being teh ghey, however, with one notable exception, this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the odd few to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the PENIS for its comedic potential, and enjoy posting PENISes just for teh LULz.

PENIS can be found not only on the Internet but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known PENIS owner, you have only to ask, and the PENIS shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your ANUS.

Places to put The PENIS