TEH CRASH
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TEH CRASH was a tragic event that occurred in July 2020 in which Heyuri's servers were destroyed, and much of the site had to be rebuilt from scratch or recovered from several-week old backups.
Timeline
- On July 9th, 2020, at around 21:00 UTC, Heyuri's main server Yukari fatally crashed. kuz attempted to reboot the servers, but he discovered that no operating system could be found. After 6 hours of attempting to recover Heyuri's core files, kuz came to the conclusion that the data had been lost.[1].
- At around 21:15 UTC, a Heyuri user who at this time had no idea what was happening began working on heyuri_error_523.swf—a simple Flash loop to express their despair at Heyuri suddenly going offline. By 21:45 UTC, it was complete.[2]
- (insert stuff about what was happening on dicksword[3], especially the following for the LOLs:)
Jul 11 23:50:20 <Discord> <Pooky> So basically both main server and that secondary one (in Osaka) failed at the same time? Jul 11 23:50:32 <Discord> <Kuznetsov> yes Jul 11 23:50:47 <Discord> <Kuznetsov> around an hour apart Jul 11 23:50:55 <Discord> <Pooky> That can't be a coincidence imo Jul 11 23:51:20 <Discord> <Pooky> I'd think you guys were attacked Jul 11 23:51:32 <Discord> <Kuznetsov> We werent Jul 11 23:52:22 <Discord> <Pooky> So how come two independant servers went down one after another in such short timespan Jul 11 23:52:39 <Discord> <Pooky> this is just statistically impossible
Plot twist: We were
Jul 11 11:13:45 <Discord> <NF> Akima is a CIA agent? I knew it
- (also insert stuff about the temporary front page[1] and on the temporary board(s)[4][5] here)
- (and then some stuff about Heyuri was restored)