TEH CRASH

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TEH CRASH was a tragic event that occurred in July 2020 in which Heyuri's servers were destroyed, and much of the site had to be rebuilt from scratch or recovered from several-week old backups.

Timeline

• On July 9th, 2020, at around 21:00 UTC, Heyuri's main server Yukari fatally crashed. kuz attempted to reboot the servers, but he discovered that no operating system could be found. After 6 hours of attempting to recover Heyuri's core files, kuz came to the conclusion that the data had been lost..
• At around 21:15 UTC, a Heyuri user who at this time had no idea what was happening began working on heyuri_error_523.swf—a simple Flash loop to express their despair at Heyuri suddenly going offline. By 21:45 UTC, it was complete.
• (insert stuff about what was happening on dicksword, especially the following for the LOLs:)

JULY 11TH
<Pooky> So basically both main server and that secondary one (in Osaka) failed at the same time?
<Kuznetsov> yes
<Kuznetsov> around an hour apart
<Pooky> That can't be a coincidence imo
<Pooky> I'd think you guys were attacked
<Kuznetsov> We werent
<Pooky> So how come two independant servers went down one after another in such short timespan
<Pooky> this is just statistically impossible

Plot twist: We were

Jul 11 11:13:45 <Discord>	<NF> Akima is a CIA agent? I knew it

• (also insert stuff about the temporary front page and on the temporary board(s) here)
• (and then some stuff about Heyuri was restored)