People's Republic of Makkudonarudo

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People's Republic of Makkudonarudo flag. Ran, ran, ruuu!

The People's Republic of Makkudonarudo is an island in the Heyuri Archipelago, and the creator of the PFA. The island is under a socialist regime led by poptan, who is notable for being a creator of Heyuri OC and a Pedophile Faggot with AIDS.

History

Poptan's Discovery of the Island

After being politely asked by Heyurizens to leave the Heyuri Mainland for creating the WORST THREAD EVER, along with generally being incredibly dense, Poptan built a boat out of straws, anime DVDs, and a boat and sailed into the Hakoniwan Heyuri Archipelago alone. He sailed for approximately twenty days and twenty-one nights, until he reached the northernmost island in the Heyuri Archipelago on turn 468, of which most thought of as uninhabited. It is a smaller island with all-around cold temperature with a diverse

This "uninhabited island" turned out, to in fact, have people living there. There was an entirely different race that lived there for possibly hundreds of turns, that came to be called the Tungjei. It is said Poptan came ashore to a fishing village of seven tungjei, of which Poptan claims to have looked "malnourished and defeated." Despite this, they took Poptan in and fed him a fish luncheon, of which was later found to be highly radioactive due to SOMEBODY dumping barrels of toxic waste into the ocean and mutating the fish. This thoroughly explains why the tungjei are both starving and completely fucking retarded.

During this meal, Poptan explained to the tungjei his ideas of starting a brand new world, one "without the hardships of class disparity and imperialism, but with anime and McDonald's." They had no idea what anime or McDonald's was, nor class disparity, nor imperialism, but they were utterly fascinated by Poptan's gaudy hairstyle and decided that whatever he was saying had to be true. That day, the tungjei took Poptan with them into the main village inland and had him repeat what he said to them. This was Poptan's first actual "speech," per se, of which he rattled off communist talking points and the full McDonald's menu front to back from memory for a full thirty minutes. The crowd was enthralled with the power behind his voice, along with the autism oozing from his being, so that even if nobody could understand what he was saying, the tungjei celebrated and informally declared Poptan to be the Supreme Leader... of the people, of course!


Poptan seen with his appointed munitions manager at the celebration of increasing military power.

Official Beginning

On Turn 469, the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo was formally established with a functional base political and economics system and was officially recognized as a state. This was celebrated with the holding of Poptan's most famous speech to date, of which some quotes made its way into Quotations from Chairman Poptan.

On turn 470, the first large-scale agricultural farm was built. Due to the generous exports from allied nations, potatoes were able to be introduced to the farming ecosystem. Poptan claims so this was so they could make their own french fries. Another celebration was held, no speeches but a good time with food and music.

On turn 471, the first ever factory was built. To this day nobody has stepped foot in it...!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ


Official flag of HAPI.

Formation of HAPI and BAI

Being more aware of the dangers and struggles of Hakoniwa life than most, the residents of Chuu Island proposed a peace treaty to the other islands of the Heyuri Archipelago. It was named the Heyuri Archipelago Peace Initiative (HAPI for short), and sought to "cultivate a community culture of cooperation, and to discourage dastardly destruction and douchebaggery" (Chuu Island representative, turn 31). Several islands were quick to join, while other islands misunderstood it's intent or felt threatened by it, some forming their own alternative alliances instead.

Along with this proposed treaty was another proposal from Chuu Island; the Blacklist of Asshole Islands (BAI for short). This blacklist would contain the islands that HAPI members deemed to be criminals, and were therefore ineligible to join HAPI and receive HAPI assistance.

Demographics

Chuu Island is made up of a diverse range of people. Some of the groups known to be living in large numbers on Chuu Island are otaku, lolicon, shotacon, nijikon, 3D lovers, JK lovers, MILF lovers, idol lovers, trap/otokonoko lovers, and more. Due to this vibrant—yet peaceful—mix of different groups who are all protected by Chuu Island's laws and institutions, many residents of other islands visit Chuu Island for sex tourism purposes. ヽ(´ー`)ノ

Disposition

In general, Chuu Island is a peaceful nation that prefers to resolve issues nonviolently, although they recognize that this is not always possible. They have an earnest desire to help those who are in need, but they will not hesitate to defend themselves when attacked. Chuu Island has many strong connections with other nations, many of whom have provide assistance to Chuu Island (and vice versa). Chuu Island's residents are extremely grateful for any assistance they receive, and will often provide benefits to those who assist them (including but not limited to buttsecks).

Chuu Island's commitment to peace and friendship has not always been easy for them however. Some islands are born to RAGE, and have been made irrationally angry by Chuu Island's nature and beliefs. Attacks against Chuu Island have rarely worked out in the attacker's favor however, and more often than not has led to near-total destruction dealt by the hands of Chuu Island's wonderful allies.