Fuckd Island
fuckd Island is an island on the Heyuri Archipelago, populated by fukrs (cypriots) alongside idiots (turks and kurds). all residents are recently convicted for conscietious objection in their respective countries, hence the large population working on farms to feed their dogs with the food they make.
their leaders are the people known as fukr, the foreign minister; and turkiyejin, the military leader and prime minister, both turkish, with completely opposite skin tones. Which one can say they were oppressed to the other? the former leader, Super Mario has gone missing as of Turn 512, and hasn't been found since. We suspect his name has been changed to Süper Mario and he may have been sighted working at a kebab shop in Germany.
their main exports are mediocre Turkish Drama redubbed in various languages, and exported as food. They are also not aligned with any organization currently.
battles
fuckd island has fought against a few islands. we fukn suck at it like really bad
battle against bobrikovistan island
this was a battle that had taken place after the current leader at the time Super Mario thought he needed more refugees, and decided to bomb an island assumed to be on its way to abandonment. In the end, bobrikovistan island had been sunk, with no retaliation. approximately 2k refugees washed on fuckd island's shores, and Super Mario graciously accepted them. The sinking of bobrikovistan island was met by a swift placement on the BAI of HAPI, and Super Mario was democratically impeached, left on the streets to rot. He has been missing since Turn 512. fukr and turkiyejin has since taken up leadership. bobrikovistan's leader had returned soon after the destruction of his island, and devestatingly had to rediscover another island, Bobrikovistan Island, returning to their isolationist glory. fuckd island then paid an accumulated sum of approximately 150kt of food to bobrikovistan, and fuckd island was then taken off the BAI after the final payment of 100kt.
battle against Columbine Island
turkiyejin and fukr, after observing the many atrocities commited by the Republic Of Columbine Island, namely the bombing of Homestuck island Island and Europe but as an Island, decided to retaliate on behalf of both islands, proceeding to take out all missile bases and a few cities, before the leader willfully abandoned the island. fuckd island has avoided being appendded to the BAI, thanks to HAPI's agreement that Dylan sukd
foreign relations
turkiyejin and fukr has both attempted to build many farms and increase the production of food in order to assist multiple dying or new islands as forgiveness for the needless murder of bobrikovistan Island, such as Naked Apron Island. fukr has done a bad job, failing to singlehandedly sustain the population as promised to turkiyejin. fukr then had to get a pink card from Turkey in order to gain forgiveness, and was exiled temporarily to Turkey. fukr returned on Turn 554, bringing the pink card alongside multiple packs of Camel Cigarettes. fuckd island has generally been passive to most islands, although many baseless threats made, particularly towards Naked Apron Island, and fukr has yet to make a public apology.
