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'''Serious Buisness''' also known as '''srs bsns''' is cancer that's killing the internets. It is officially [[Rule 8|banned on Heyuri]] and breaking the rule will result in [[Buttsecks|anal rape]] by [[Kuz|Kaguya]]
'''Serious Business''' also known as '''srs bsns''' is cancer that's killing the internets. It is officially [[Rule 8|banned on Heyuri]] and breaking the rule will result in [[Buttsecks|anal rape]] by [[Kuz|Kaguya]]


== How to spot Serious Buisness? ==
== How to spot Serious Business? ==
Serious Buisness can be characterized by:
Serious Business can be characterized by:
# Lack of LOLS
# Lack of LOLS
# Lack of [[Loli|LOLIS]]
# Lack of [[Loli|LOLIS]]
# Political discussions, often pointlessly angry
# Political discussions, often pointlessly angry
# Crying over ones past mistakes [[Loli Penis Abuse|(Cheer up emo loli!)]]
# Crying over one's past mistakes [[Loli Penis Abuse|(Cheer up emo loli!)]]


== How to stop Serious Buisness? ==
== How to stop Serious Business? ==
Serious Buisness can only be stopped by:
Serious Business can only be stopped by:
# Nuking Turkey to wake up [[Lolige x|kaguya]] from teh eternal sleep
# Nuking Turkey to wake up [[Lolige x|kaguya]] from teh eternal sleep
# [[Boondocks Union|Nuking Africa while we're at it]]
# [[Boondocks Union|Nuking Africa while we're at it]]
# Electing [[Lolico|Kaguya]] as the president of US so he can officially enforce [[Rule 8]] worldwide
# Electing [[Lolico|Kaguya]] as the president of US so he can officially enforce [[Rule 8]] worldwide
# Giving [[Rozen Maiden|BOKU]] an [[Penisposting|PENIS VAGINA LOL]]
# Giving [[Rozen Maiden|BOKU]] an [[Penisposting|PENIS VAGINA LOL]]
[[File:Heyuri its the place to be.PNG|thumb|right|Serious Gentlemen discussing Serious Buisness on Heyuri]]
[[File:Heyuri its the place to be.PNG|thumb|right|Serious Gentlemen discussing Serious Business on Heyuri]]

Revision as of 01:32, 24 June 2025

Serious Business also known as srs bsns is cancer that's killing the internets. It is officially banned on Heyuri and breaking the rule will result in anal rape by Kaguya

How to spot Serious Business?

Serious Business can be characterized by:

  1. Lack of LOLS
  2. Lack of LOLIS
  3. Political discussions, often pointlessly angry
  4. Crying over one's past mistakes (Cheer up emo loli!)

How to stop Serious Business?

Serious Business can only be stopped by:

  1. Nuking Turkey to wake up kaguya from teh eternal sleep
  2. Nuking Africa while we're at it
  3. Electing Kaguya as the president of US so he can officially enforce Rule 8 worldwide
  4. Giving BOKU an PENIS VAGINA LOL
Serious Gentlemen discussing Serious Business on Heyuri