NIGGERHELL BRIMSTONE, LOLINIGGERS FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES[[image:shartsonyourwiki.jpg|300px|thumb|*sharts on your wiki*]]
[[image:Cover1.png|300px|thumb|The first cover made for the album that didn't end up being used]]
'''Songs About Fucking Lolis''' is a [[lolicore|lolicore]] album produced by [[Heyurian|Heyurizens]] from 2022/12/06 to 2022/12/31. It is the first collaborative album made on [[Heyuri|Heyuri]].
== History ==
Here are the events as I remember them:
One day in Heyuri, two heyurizens were talking about lolicore music on some thread on [[Off-Topic|/b/]]. Realizing that they both had above average musical tastes and agreeing to the fact that lolicore had been left in a miserable state for years, they exclaimed "No, this cannot be; We cannot let this musical genre that we cherish so much pine away in indifference." Because of this temperament heyurizens have to never discuss about ideas without acting but to always be productive in their conversations, they naturally decided to create a thread that called heyurizens to get at their keyboards to create a lolicore album that would honor the genre.
There were some forked tongues. Some complained that lolicore is the "musical equivalent to a scribble", and that they'd rather use their musical talents for more noble creations. It wasn't enough to sap the good spirits of Heyurizens who were happy to have [[Fun Heyuri Community Activities|an occasion to collaborate with their peers]]. The project advanced at a steady pace. In less than a month, it was all in the bag: they had produced two album covers and a dozen of pieces that blew a wind of youth over lolicore. Today, heyurizens can pride themselves on having made a lolicore classic: Songs About Fucking Lolis.
== starting up heyuri.... ==
[https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=mDtRp-3ft7d starting up heyuri....] was going to appear on the album but it never did because it was corrupted by some evil entity! Fortunately a heyurizen(ME) managed to download it before it got b0rk'd and is now saved from becoming lost forever! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
== Track list ==
{| class="wikitable"
!No.!!Artist!!Title
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|1||Lolicide||Harassing Little Squid Gurls on the Beach ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
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|2||lolis in a fruit bowl||★LolI HearTs★
|-
|3||Buyer's Market||Necropedofurry
|-
|4||Lolicide||80-child-08
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|5||bokuwaii||KURiSUM@SU!!
|-
|6||wacom460||flat as a pancake!!
|-
|7||Temma||Unoriginal Rolling Girl Remix
|-
|8||G://Anon||TORpedo
|-
|9||GulloHack||I'm a literal tourist I've never been here before, but here's a track
