Songs About Fucking Lolis

Album cover

The first cover made for the album that didn't end up being used

Songs About Fucking Lolis is a lolicore album produced by Heyurizens from 2022/12/06 to 2022/12/31. It is the first collaborative album made on Heyuri.

History

Here are the events as I remember them:

One day in Heyuri, two heyurizens were talking about lolicore music on some thread on /b/. Realizing that they both had above average musical tastes and agreeing to the fact that lolicore had been left in a miserable state for years, they exclaimed "No, this cannot be; We cannot let this musical genre that we cherish so much pine away in indifference." Because of this temperament heyurizens have to never discuss about ideas without acting but to always be productive in their conversations, they naturally decided to create a thread that called heyurizens to get at their keyboards to create a lolicore album that would honor the genre.

There were some forked tongues. Some complained that lolicore is the "musical equivalent to a scribble", and that they'd rather use their musical talents for more noble creations. It wasn't enough to sap the good spirits of Heyurizens who were happy to have an occasion to collaborate with their peers. The project advanced at a steady pace. In less than a month, it was all in the bag: they had produced two album covers and a dozen of pieces that blew a wind of youth over lolicore. Today, heyurizens can pride themselves on having made a lolicore classic: Songs About Fucking Lolis.

starting up heyuri....

starting up heyuri.... was going to appear on the album but it never did because it was corrupted by some evil entity! Fortunately a heyurizen(ME) managed to download it before it got b0rk'd and is now saved from becoming lost forever! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Track list

No.	Artist	Title
1	Lolicide	Harassing Little Squid Gurls on the Beach ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
2	lolis in a fruit bowl	★LolI HearTs★
3	Buyer's Market	Necropedofurry
4	Lolicide	80-child-08
5	bokuwaii	KURiSUM@SU!!
6	wacom460	flat as a pancake!!
7	Temma	Unoriginal Rolling Girl Remix
8	G://Anon	TORpedo
9	GulloHack	I'm a literal tourist I've never been here before, but here's a track
9.5?	Anonymous	starting up heyuri....
10	Shihen	Eidolon
11	Anonymous	Breakcore Wannabe !
12	Lolicide	pisseng on my loli teacher
13	Anonymous	Britney Bitch
14	Anonymous	Untitled

Links

Download/streaming links

• Bandcamp: https://heyuri.bandcamp.com/album/songs-about-fucking-lolis
• Internet archive: https://archive.org/details/songs-about-fucking-lolis
• Vidlii https://www.vidlii.com/playlist?p=9C8YZERiRhU and youtube https://youtube.com/watch?v=kXAkzqBTvCs

Thread archives

• Official thread #1: https://archive.vn/muYIM
• Official thread #2 (not archived): https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=29365
• Album release thread: https://archive.is/AlwOq
• Breakcore thread where the album was first discussed before a dedicated thread was made (not archived): https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=27762