War of the First Coalition
"you guys are so goddamn scummy holy shit" -anonwaha
The War of the First Coalition was the deadliest and longest war in the history of the Heyurian Archipelago, lasting from Turn 472 to roughly Turn 500. Put more stuff here
Background
Several members of AGGRO had begun secretly communicating with each other since before the Pen War ended (Turn 200~). There they made plans and discussed strategy. Eventually, PC98 Island also began secret communications, reaching out to AGGRO and Hachikuji Island to propose a secret alliance between them. There was also another alliance that Hachikuji Island was in but it was confusing and I didn't really follow it. Anyway, as their islands grew they began formulating a plan of dropping PC98's monolith on Suigintou Island. Talks were going well, until one day Chuu Island began intercepting the coded messages. After some time, and many late nights, a special team of Chuu Islanders cracked the code the Coalition was using and revealed all their secret plans (penman used a horrible tripcode password, "manman"). HAPI was outraged. Upchuck (who had been disguised as G Island) had his cover blown and revealed himself. He insisted PC98 go forward with the plans to drop the monument immediately. After some back and forth, the coalition created a new communication channel, one that would not be cracked by HAPI, and continued the discussion. They decided to go forward with the plans to drop the monolith, but after several turns had passed and they had attempted to convince HAPI they wouldn't go through with it.
The War
Shortly before Turn 472, some mysterious messages began appearing in the guestbooks of AGGRO and OTAKU islands. These messages were supposedly sent from HAPI members, declaring their intention to go to war. The AGGRO and OTAKU members, who were definitely very shocked and confused about this, decided to go forth with their plans and attack. The monolith was dropped on the northern side of Suigintou Island to devastating effect.
