Penglish
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Penglish, also known as Penspeak, is the mysterious language spoken only by pen man. Although similar to English on the surface, it often deviates from standard English in the way certain words are spelt, and in some cases, feature entirely new words.
This is speculated to be the result of pen man downing fifteen bottles of beer before he chooses to type. More research might be necessary before jumping to conclusions, though...
Some examples of penglish:
- "half my population died and i stgill have 100000 food, so i dont think thats necessary" - Khan of Lolistan (
believed to be pen manlater confirmed to be a completely different user)
- "fuck niggers i will kill all of you who eanta to take suzuki cupcake" - pen man
- "i am also a bitch boy who war mongers insted of bringing pease" - leprechaun◆HCgtCD43N (later found out to be pen man)
- "also update the stupid templet files to change ([...] they seem to be a thing because a retard dose not know how to format php with html)" - Anonymous!!Xq/XOWxrk0 (pen man's rare tripcode)


