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'''Iopsd Island'''<span style="text-decoration: line-through;" >(soon to be Lucky Star Island hopefully)</span>(Talks are underway in the Cultural Council) is an island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are a member of [[HAPI]], and their main export is Timotei shampoo.<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br></span></span><br><span style="font-size: 24pt;"></span></p>
 
&nbsp; <span style="font-size: 24pt;">History</span><br><br><p><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Iopsd Island was founded relatively early into the resettlement of the Hakoniwa Penisula by the fantastic Emperor Iopsd. A village was founded there by him as a refuge for mainlanders unable to put up with the new waves of anime, though preference was shown specifically to those of the Lucky Star persuasion. </span><br><br><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Growth was slow in the early years as carefully planned villages were laid out and government positions assigned, but upon the first expeditions into the mountains of Iopsd Island, the pith helmeted explorers happened upon villages of lolis, with hair of many different colours. Every man on the island was assigned a wife of his choice and the population exploded, which leads us to the modern era.</span></p>
 
<span style="font-size: 24pt;"><br>Demographics</span> <br><p>The island is primarily inhabited by the colourful little girls of the mountain, otherwise known as "Luckies" with an upperclass of the founding members of Iopsd Island, whom are mostly comprised of Caucasian makeup. One could consider them "All-American", though they prefer to use the term "Newfag" to refer to themselves. <br><br>Offspring of marriages between the Luckies and Newfags tend to result in a girl about 90% of the time, who will be indistinguishable from the standard Luckies of the island; the other 10% will see men, but they are unable to grow anything but aggressively spiky hair.</p>
 
<span style="font-size: 24pt;"><br>Culture</span>&nbsp;
 
The culture of the island has largely been shaped by the interests of the elite class, aswell as heavily by the Emperor himself; this is most heavily demonstrated in the heavily otaku-centric nature of all entertainment and artwork. Architecture has notable Japanese inspiration, with a specific focus on the rural environment. <br><br>Farming is incredibly important to the people of Iopsd Island and a majority of the population are employed in the massive agricultural complexes spanning the land. The most popular crop is the leaves of which green tea is made from, with many festivals held in celebration of the drink aswell as all citizens guaranteed free access to it as a basic Human right. <br><br>Festivals are a constant in Iopsdian society, with a heavy emphasis put on leisure, to "Take it easy!" as the locals put it. With monthly festivals held for anything from Pocky appreciation to anime viewings at municipal theatres and town halls. <br><br>Artists are held in high regard within the upperclass of the Iopsdians. Anyone able to draw a perfect portrait of Emperor Iopsd's wife being granted a large stipend from the royal treasury and a pure maiden of his choice. <br><br>Cleanliness is also held in very high regard and it has become a widespread practice to sing "Timotei.. Timotei.. Timoteeei!" when bathing oneself. Whether this is a stealth advertising campaign for the shampoo (Of which is manufactured and exported en mass on the island) or if it is simply a call to the cultural foundation of the island (Lucky Star) is unclear. <span style="font-size: 24pt;"><br>Government</span>


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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">'''Iopsd Island'''(soon to be Lucky Star Island hopefully) is a island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are a member of<span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span>[[HAPI]]<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">, and their main export is Timotei shampoo.<br></span></span><br><span style="font-size: 24pt;"></span></p>
== <span style="font-size: 24pt;">History</span><br> ==
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt;" >Iopsd Island was founded relatively early into the resettlement of the Hakoniwa Penisula by the fantastic Emperor Iopsd. A village was founded there by him as a refuge for mainlanders unable to put up with the new waves of anime, though preference was shown specifically to those of the Lucky Star persuasion. </span><br ><br ><span style="font-size: 12pt;" >Growth was slow in the early years as carefully planned villages were laid out and government positions assigned, but upon the first expeditions into the mountains of Iopsd Island, the pith helmeted explorers happened upon villages of lolis, with hair of many different colours. Every man on the island was assigned a wife of his choice and the population exploded, which leads us to the modern era.</span></p>
== <span style="font-size: 24pt;"><br>Demographics</span> ==
<p ><span style="font-size: 12pt;" >The island is primarily inhabited by the colourful little girls of the mountain, otherwise known as "Luckies" with an upperclass of the founding members of Iopsd Island, whom are mostly comprised of Caucasian makeup. One could consider them "All-American", though they prefer to use the term "Newfag" to refer to themselves. </span><br ><br ><span style="font-size: 12pt;" >Offspring of marriages between the Luckies and Newfags tend to result in a girl about 90% of the time, who will be indistinguishable from the standard Luckies of the island; the other 10% will see men, but they are unable to grow anything but aggressively spiky hair.</span></p>
== <span style="font-size: 24pt;"><br>Culture</span> ==
<span style="font-size: 12pt;" >The culture of the island has largely been shaped by the interests of the elite class, aswell as heavily by the Emperor himself; this is most heavily demonstrated in the heavily otaku-centric nature of all entertainment and artwork. Architecture has notable Japanese inspiration, with a specific focus on the rural environment. </span><br ><br ><span style="font-size: 12pt;" >Farming is incredibly important to the people of Iopsd Island and a majority of the population are employed in the massive agricultural complexes spanning the land. The most popular crop is the leaves of which green tea is made from, with many festivals held in celebration of the drink aswell as all citizens guaranteed free access to it as a basic Human right. </span><br ><br ><span style="font-size: 12pt;" >Festivals are a constant in Iopsdian society, with a heavy emphasis put on leisure, to "Take it easy!" as the locals put it. With monthly festivals held for anything from Pocky appreciation to anime viewings at municipal theatres and town halls. </span><br ><br ><span style="font-size: 12pt;" >Artists are held in high regard within the upperclass of the Iopsdians. Anyone able to draw a perfect portrait of Emperor Iopsd's wife being granted a large stipend from the royal treasury and a pure maiden of his choice. </span><br ><br ><span style="font-size: 12pt;" >Cleanliness is also held in very high regard and it has become a widespread practice to sing "Timotei.. Timotei.. Timoteeei!" when bathing oneself. Whether this is a stealth advertising campaign for the shampoo (Of which is manufactured and exported en mass on the island) or if it is simply a call to the cultural foundation of the island (Lucky Star) is unclear. </span><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span>
== <span style="font-size: 24pt;"><br>Government</span> ==
The government on Iopsd Island is composed on a wealth of aristocratic councils, all reporting to the Emperor as the end all on decisions. The military branch enjoys greater freedom than the rest of the branches, but it is said to only be this way due to the immense technical knowledge needed to operate the missile facilities.<br>[[File:Smugtank.jpg|300px|thumb|Iopsdian National Guard Armored Core]]
The government on Iopsd Island is composed on a wealth of aristocratic councils, all reporting to the Emperor as the end all on decisions. The military branch enjoys greater freedom than the rest of the branches, but it is said to only be this way due to the immense technical knowledge needed to operate the missile facilities.<br>[[File:Smugtank.jpg|300px|thumb|Iopsdian National Guard Armored Core]]


<br>The actual number of councils is unknown, but the most prominent are the: Military High Command, Cultural Council and Development Committee.<br><br>The military command is broken into two sections, with one for managing National Guard forces, while the other more elite branch is what manages offensive actions, mainly by missile. <br><br>A smaller delegation exists simply to communicate on behalf of the Iopsdian stake into the greater [[HAPI]] manpower pool, though they've been somewhat absent since the creation the Hakoniwa BBS, otherwise known as the "Hakoniwa Bullet Blocking Speakeasy".<br>
<br>The actual number of councils is unknown, but the most prominent are the: Military High Command, Cultural Council and Development Committee.<br><br>The military command is broken into two sections, with one for managing National Guard forces, while the other more elite branch is what manages offensive actions, mainly by missile. <br><br>A smaller delegation exists simply to communicate on behalf of the Iopsdian stake into the greater [[HAPI]] manpower pool, though they've been somewhat absent since the creation the Hakoniwa BBS, otherwise known as the "Hakoniwa Bullet Blocking Speakeasy".<br>
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Revision as of 03:45, 6 November 2023

The flag of Iopsd Island.

Iopsd Island(soon to be Lucky Star Island hopefully)(Talks are underway in the Cultural Council) is an island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are a member of HAPI, and their main export is Timotei shampoo.

  History

Iopsd Island was founded relatively early into the resettlement of the Hakoniwa Penisula by the fantastic Emperor Iopsd. A village was founded there by him as a refuge for mainlanders unable to put up with the new waves of anime, though preference was shown specifically to those of the Lucky Star persuasion.

Growth was slow in the early years as carefully planned villages were laid out and government positions assigned, but upon the first expeditions into the mountains of Iopsd Island, the pith helmeted explorers happened upon villages of lolis, with hair of many different colours. Every man on the island was assigned a wife of his choice and the population exploded, which leads us to the modern era.


Demographics

The island is primarily inhabited by the colourful little girls of the mountain, otherwise known as "Luckies" with an upperclass of the founding members of Iopsd Island, whom are mostly comprised of Caucasian makeup. One could consider them "All-American", though they prefer to use the term "Newfag" to refer to themselves.

Offspring of marriages between the Luckies and Newfags tend to result in a girl about 90% of the time, who will be indistinguishable from the standard Luckies of the island; the other 10% will see men, but they are unable to grow anything but aggressively spiky hair.


Culture
 

The culture of the island has largely been shaped by the interests of the elite class, aswell as heavily by the Emperor himself; this is most heavily demonstrated in the heavily otaku-centric nature of all entertainment and artwork. Architecture has notable Japanese inspiration, with a specific focus on the rural environment.

Farming is incredibly important to the people of Iopsd Island and a majority of the population are employed in the massive agricultural complexes spanning the land. The most popular crop is the leaves of which green tea is made from, with many festivals held in celebration of the drink aswell as all citizens guaranteed free access to it as a basic Human right.

Festivals are a constant in Iopsdian society, with a heavy emphasis put on leisure, to "Take it easy!" as the locals put it. With monthly festivals held for anything from Pocky appreciation to anime viewings at municipal theatres and town halls.

Artists are held in high regard within the upperclass of the Iopsdians. Anyone able to draw a perfect portrait of Emperor Iopsd's wife being granted a large stipend from the royal treasury and a pure maiden of his choice.

Cleanliness is also held in very high regard and it has become a widespread practice to sing "Timotei.. Timotei.. Timoteeei!" when bathing oneself. Whether this is a stealth advertising campaign for the shampoo (Of which is manufactured and exported en mass on the island) or if it is simply a call to the cultural foundation of the island (Lucky Star) is unclear.
Government

The government on Iopsd Island is composed on a wealth of aristocratic councils, all reporting to the Emperor as the end all on decisions. The military branch enjoys greater freedom than the rest of the branches, but it is said to only be this way due to the immense technical knowledge needed to operate the missile facilities.

Iopsdian National Guard Armored Core


The actual number of councils is unknown, but the most prominent are the: Military High Command, Cultural Council and Development Committee.

The military command is broken into two sections, with one for managing National Guard forces, while the other more elite branch is what manages offensive actions, mainly by missile.

A smaller delegation exists simply to communicate on behalf of the Iopsdian stake into the greater HAPI manpower pool, though they've been somewhat absent since the creation the Hakoniwa BBS, otherwise known as the "Hakoniwa Bullet Blocking Speakeasy".