Homestuck island Island

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Homestuck island Island is the gayest Island in the Archipelago, with their main export being anal sex and loving yaoi. It is inhabited by strange white and grey creatures. whom are often lacking in arms.

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Very cool island

Their propaganda department is all powerful, shipping out massive amounts of highly entertaining web comics, much to the delight of all islanders, except Columbine (Now ded) Due to their efforts, they enjoy close relations with Iopsd Island, aswell as being a member in some capacity of OTAKU through the Gaijin Otaku Pact (Gay Anal Sex)

In defense of being added to the HAPI BAI list

[Of_Columbine_Island|Columbine island] [Shooting|bombed me randomly] and I never forgave him. His sins carry onto [FOOKEN_FURY|FOOKEN ISLAND] or whatever the name of it is. I bombed him twice, once for homestuck, and once for gay anal sex. I even warned everybody I was going to do it ahead of time. "Gay anal sex on turn 550" you can quote me on that one. I personally don't think that was unprovoked or unjustified because he bombed me to get onto that list. and even then he bombed me because he has a secret love of gay anal sex and I told everybody about it. HAPI has a misunderstanding of our love/hate relationship between me and the owner of fooken island and I think we should be removed off the list because we frequently have passionate make-up sex after we bomb each other islands.