AGGRO

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AGGRO is a coalition of islands formed from a discontent with the rule of HAPI, who are the most powerful alliance in the Heyuri Archipelago.

We don't agree with the leaders of HAPI and neither should you! AGGRO aims to contest the bullshit rules of HAPI. No more fearing of being kicked around for being being put on the BAI. HAPI itself is AGGRO's equivalent of BAI.

An island shouldn't have to fear giving the little guy some food, only to realize you just got the HIV-like virus known as being on the BAI.

Current State

On November 1, 2023 (Turn 173) AGGRO was formed by Newchuck Island and soon to be Oldchuck Island and Pen Island.

  • Newchuck Island: AGGRO Leader, I suppose?
  • Pen Island

Rules

You must hate HAPI.

How to Join

  • Put [AGGRO] on your island's comment.
  • Listen to the current AGGRO leader's strategies and cooperate with coalition members.
  • Get a tripcode so we can relay private messages.
  • kidnap any HAPI civilian (under 10 years old) and post a video of you raping them  Woah that is a little extreme...

History

The creation of HAPI was a direct result from a war between Loli Island and WAHA Island. The conflict ended with Loli Island bombing WAHA island to the bottom of the ocean. Anonwaha, the leader of WAHA Island, returned as the leader of Chuu Island. Then they formed HAPI. Loli Island was immediately put on the 

flag of pen anal loli alliance

 BAI. AGGRO was not formally created, but used as a slogan at Loli Island due to their distaste for HAPI. Over time, the idea of AGGRO changed as Loli Island joined the pen ANARRU SEKKUSU alliance. This then made the alliance look like it was AGGRO as a whole. Later, Milf Island wanted to join but did not, presumably because it was tied with AGGRO. AGGRO died with Loli Island when it became uninhabited.


It was reformed as a response to the DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuckian Genocide.