Operation Vomitscooper
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Operation Vomitscooper (or Oniichan Mission: Operation Vomitscooper) was an incident on the Off-Topic board of Heyuri that first started on the 19th of June, 2025, involving an ill imouto and her vomit fetishist brother. The incident quickly gained notoriety as one of the more bizarre examples of Heyuri's deviancy, amassing 90 replies before the thread was auto-marked for deletion for it's age.
The Mission
The thread simply began with a briefing from our agent, whom we'll refer to as Vomit Snake:
Hey /b/. I'll cut right to the chase here; I witnessed my imoutou puking.
She'd been complaining of a fever all day, and that compelled me to stalk around, since I knew her vomiting would be inevitable. So I spent the day quietly observing in separate rooms, until I was sure she was ready to blow.
The catalyst was old, over the counter ibuprofen. Within seconds of taking it, she violently hurled all over the place. She quickly got a bag to barf into, and promptly chucked it into the garbage bin, after completely emptying herself out into the toilet.
That's where this thread comes in. :ph34r:
After dinner, I'm going to sneak outside, pretending to take out the trash from my room, and slyly scoop up the doubtlessly-fetid vomit (it's over 100 degrees out) into a bag.
Here are the dilemmas I face:
- We're out of ziplocs, so I'm going to have to dig one out of the dumpster.
- Ziplocs are clear, so I'll need to dig for an old takeout bag in the dumpster to put the ziploc filled with vomit inside it, so I can carry the precious goods back in without being caught.
- This requires me to climb into the dumpster, which is conveniently placed in front of a security camera my father keeps on at all times, as is the trash bin.
This is a risky mission, gentlemen. I may not come back a free man. But, if you keep this thread up on page 1, and I evade capture, tonight you will see glorious chunks from a skinny, dark sleek-haired, b-cupper imouto. If I had to give a visual aid, she's essentially Ayumu Kasuga in the flesh; both in looks and personality.
Doubt set in from alot of the fellow Heyurizens, though a few people cheered the anon on, awaiting the result of Vomit Snake's mission. Hesitant ganbattes and begging for her age over time passed, and just 5 hours later, Vomit Snake announced that his parents had left for the conbini. The stars had clearly aligned, as if Kami-sama had given Vomit Snake the go ahead.
A mere 40 minutes after his parents had left for groceries, Vomit Snake posted this to the thread:
Here she is, boys! This was a total success! I had to cover the empty spot in the bin with my own trash bag in case someone were to throw away garbage and notice the barf bag is gone, but later on I'll have to dig the bag out put this underneath it, just in case they decide to look for it. It's not likely, but you can never be too safe!
But enough about that, I'm ready to enjoy the pukes of my labor~
I haven't taken the barf out of its bag yet, and I'm wondering where I should put it. I was thinking a plastic cup, but I really wanna examine it. I found the plastic cover to a sushi bento I bought a week ago, so I think I'll use that. I hope it's not too small.
The mission was successful, and Vomit Snake walked away with a nasty reward. This is when the thread started to gain alot more replies, as most people likely didnt believe that Vomit Snake would deliver. Unfortunately or not, Vomit Snake indeed did, and was very quick to add more images. Shock befalled the Heyurizen public, and many quick replies
Links
- Thread: Oniichan Mission: Operation Vomitscooper - Off-Topic@Heyuri (Post No.146966)
- Archive: https://archive.ph/wip/x4uao (archived on 2025/06/27 17:27 UTC)
- Tribute Video: HEYURI.NET: TEH IVU THREAD
