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| | '''This page is about <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>''' <br>
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| <p>An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among [[Heyuri]] users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of [[loli]] and enjoyers of <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some [[Loli Penis Abuse|overlap]] between the two groups. Certain [[lolicon]]-inclined users have sometimes accused <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being [[Buttsecks|teh ghey]], however, with one [[Anonwaha|notable exception]], this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the [[Shotacon|odd few]] to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> for its comedic potential, and enjoy [[Penisposting|posting <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span>es]] just [[for teh LULz]].</p>
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| <p><span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> can be found not only on the [[Internet]] but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> owner, you have only to ask, and the <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your <span style="background-color:#C00000;color:#00FF00;">ANUS</span>.</p>
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| == Places to put The <span style="background-color:#FF00FF;color:#FFFF00;">PENIS</span> ==
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| * [[Wormhole-kun]]
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| * [[In The Pooper|In The Pooper (・∀・)]]
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