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'''HAPI''' ( | '''HAPI''' ('''H'''eyuri '''A'''rchipelago '''P'''eace '''I'''nitiative) is a multi-island coalition whose stated goal is to support smaller islands in time of need, by way of sending food, financial or military assistance. HAPI is a controversial alliance among the wider Heyuri Archipelago<br> | ||
In particular, warmongering islands tend to have a more negative disposition toward HAPI. This is speculated to be the result of an inferiority complex because warmonger islands tend to be forever alone, while HAPI is eternally surrounded by friends. <br> | In particular, warmongering islands tend to have a more negative disposition toward HAPI. This is speculated to be the result of an inferiority complex because warmonger islands tend to be forever alone, while HAPI is eternally surrounded by friends. <br> | ||
== Why Join HAPI? == | == Why Join HAPI? == | ||
Well... because if you don't, you're probably a homosexual who enjoys getting raped in teh butt by missiles targeted at your anus. If you join HAPI, we promise to <span style="text-decoration: line-through;" >only assrape you when you wear that seductive skirt, you slut</span> prevent any and all kind of buttsex, consensual or not! | Well... because if you don't, you're probably a homosexual who enjoys getting raped in teh butt by missiles targeted at your anus. If you join HAPI, we promise to <span style="text-decoration: line-through;" >only assrape you when you wear that seductive skirt, you slut</span> prevent any and all kind of buttsex, consensual or not! |
Revision as of 22:58, 23 October 2023

HAPI (Heyuri Archipelago Peace Initiative) is a multi-island coalition whose stated goal is to support smaller islands in time of need, by way of sending food, financial or military assistance. HAPI is a controversial alliance among the wider Heyuri Archipelago
In particular, warmongering islands tend to have a more negative disposition toward HAPI. This is speculated to be the result of an inferiority complex because warmonger islands tend to be forever alone, while HAPI is eternally surrounded by friends.
Why Join HAPI?
Well... because if you don't, you're probably a homosexual who enjoys getting raped in teh butt by missiles targeted at your anus. If you join HAPI, we promise to only assrape you when you wear that seductive skirt, you slut prevent any and all kind of buttsex, consensual or not!