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[[File:Hiro gao.png|thumb|hiro, as depicted by deeptoot]] | [[File:Hiro gao.png|thumb|hiro, as depicted by deeptoot]] | ||
Hiro is a notable namefag user who first appeared in [[Chat@Heyuri]] on 2025/12/31, though she (yes, a [[ | Hiro is a notable namefag user who first appeared in [[Chat@Heyuri]] on 2025/12/31, though she (yes, a [[girl]]) is said to have lurked since long before. She is best known for massively accelerating Chat@Heyuri's activity level, and for captivating the attentions & morbid curiosities of Chat residents with her various antics and horrors. | ||
On May 12th, 2026, hiro achieved the top ranking for <del>most messages made</del> biggest [[e-peen]] on the [https://cgi.heyuri.net/chat/comchat.cgi?mode=rank Chat@Heyuri rankings]. The most impressive part is that she did this in only 133 days (4 and | On May 12th, 2026, hiro achieved the top ranking for <del>most messages made</del> biggest [[e-peen]] on the [https://cgi.heyuri.net/chat/comchat.cgi?mode=rank Chat@Heyuri rankings]. The most impressive part is that she did this in only 133 days (4 months and 13 days), toppling long-time champion [[anonwaha]] who had been actively chatting for 890 days (2 years, 5 months, and 8 days). | ||
Hiro is also a notable OC creator; be it through whatever she says in the chatroom, or whatever she draws. She has her own original character as well, a brown-haired panda girl, which has seen much content depicting her throughout Heyuri. | Hiro is also a notable OC creator; be it through whatever she says in the chatroom, or whatever she draws. She has her own original character as well, a brown-haired panda girl, which has seen much content depicting her throughout Heyuri. | ||
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=== Moldy porkchop === | === Moldy porkchop === | ||
[[File:Porkchop.jpg|thumb|THE porkchop]] | [[File:Porkchop.jpg|thumb|THE porkchop]] | ||
There was an uneaten porkchop left in her gokicha/mold-infested room for MONTHS. At first it was stored in a bag, and later it moved into her closet. Why? Nobody knows... | |||
[[File:Porkchop(1).jpg|center|thumb|BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON]] | [[File:Porkchop(1).jpg|center|thumb|BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON]] | ||
=== Hiro's room === | === Hiro's room === | ||
[[File:Hiro seal of mold.png|thumb| Hiro approves!]] | |||
Rumored to be the inspiration behind Capcom's Resident Evil series, Hiro's bedroom is a truly frightful place. It is known to contain many biohazards and an unknown quantity of living organism. At various points, it is said to have been littered with never-been-washed clothing (which she continues to wear, including pantsu), a blood/snot/manko juice-encrusted body pillow, rotting food, moldy cups, leaking months-old trashbags (reeking "red gunk" that has permanently infused itself into the carpet), insects (cockroaches, ants, millipedes, etc.), and more. To protect the world from the horrors contained within, the window has been sealed shut. | Rumored to be the inspiration behind Capcom's Resident Evil series, Hiro's bedroom is a truly frightful place. It is known to contain many biohazards and an unknown quantity of living organism. At various points, it is said to have been littered with never-been-washed clothing (which she continues to wear, including pantsu), a blood/snot/manko juice-encrusted body pillow, rotting food, moldy cups, leaking months-old trashbags (reeking "red gunk" that has permanently infused itself into the carpet), insects (cockroaches, ants, millipedes, etc.), and more. To protect the world from the horrors contained within, the window has been sealed shut. | ||
[[File:Organs.jpg|center|thumb|Hiro's biology]] | |||
=== Other === | === Other === | ||
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* Manually breaking up her HUEG unflushable shits with a pencil | * Manually breaking up her HUEG unflushable shits with a pencil | ||
* Filling a bag with household bleach and taking it into her room with the intention of rubbing it on her skin to see if it made her arm hairs blonde (after a long struggle, other users eventually managed to persuade her out of it) | * Filling a bag with household bleach and taking it into her room with the intention of rubbing it on her skin to see if it made her arm hairs blonde (after a long struggle, other users eventually managed to persuade her out of it) | ||
* Collecting images of male | * Collecting images of male users's bare feet | ||
* Hiding under a table at school and taking a close-up picture of a [[nigra]]'s feet | * Hiding under a table at school and taking a close-up picture of a [[nigra]]'s feet | ||
* Posting pics of the girl's bathroom at school | * Posting pics of the girl's bathroom at school | ||
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* Didn't know that huffing sharpies and glue was bad until other users informed her | * Didn't know that huffing sharpies and glue was bad until other users informed her | ||
* Has stated that she finds the idea of eating her partner's corpse to be "romantic" | * Has stated that she finds the idea of eating her partner's corpse to be "romantic" | ||
* Misspoke/misspelled the nihongo word for cockroach - gokiburi - as gokiburu | |||
* Was not aware of the existence of the country of [[Paraguay]] until it was mentioned in passing, and then claimed to live there | |||
* Physically incapable of remembering her passwords | |||
* Native speaker of "hironese", a language that is similar yet distinct to [[penglish]] | |||
[[File:Pee.png|thumb|@pee>hiro]] | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:1778466883787.png|By | File:1778466883787.png|By yakuruto | ||
File:Hiro on heyuri channel.png|By hiro | File:Hiro on heyuri channel.png|By hiro | ||
File:HiroHaetsCorn.png|By deeptoot | File:HiroHaetsCorn.png|By deeptoot | ||
File:Valentines.png|By deeptoot (she's right there, see her?) | File:Valentines.png|By deeptoot (she's right there, see her?) | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Latest revision as of 21:14, 22 May 2026
Hiro is a notable namefag user who first appeared in Chat@Heyuri on 2025/12/31, though she (yes, a girl) is said to have lurked since long before. She is best known for massively accelerating Chat@Heyuri's activity level, and for captivating the attentions & morbid curiosities of Chat residents with her various antics and horrors.
On May 12th, 2026, hiro achieved the top ranking for most messages made biggest e-peen on the Chat@Heyuri rankings. The most impressive part is that she did this in only 133 days (4 months and 13 days), toppling long-time champion anonwaha who had been actively chatting for 890 days (2 years, 5 months, and 8 days).
Hiro is also a notable OC creator; be it through whatever she says in the chatroom, or whatever she draws. She has her own original character as well, a brown-haired panda girl, which has seen much content depicting her throughout Heyuri.
Her stepdad is said to be brown and is commonly referred to by other users as "mexidad". He was once found by hiro asleep in the living room with interracial pr0n playing on the TV in the living room, and is said to frequently leave his pubes on the toilet (much to hiro's chagrin).
Notable antics
Moldy porkchop
There was an uneaten porkchop left in her gokicha/mold-infested room for MONTHS. At first it was stored in a bag, and later it moved into her closet. Why? Nobody knows...
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Hiro's room
Rumored to be the inspiration behind Capcom's Resident Evil series, Hiro's bedroom is a truly frightful place. It is known to contain many biohazards and an unknown quantity of living organism. At various points, it is said to have been littered with never-been-washed clothing (which she continues to wear, including pantsu), a blood/snot/manko juice-encrusted body pillow, rotting food, moldy cups, leaking months-old trashbags (reeking "red gunk" that has permanently infused itself into the carpet), insects (cockroaches, ants, millipedes, etc.), and more. To protect the world from the horrors contained within, the window has been sealed shut.
Other
- Repeatedly leaving and forgetting about food & drinks in her room until they're completely destroyed by mold
- Eating nothing but carbs, meat, and sugar (and experiencing the inevitable constipation that goes with that)
- Flushing cereal and milk down the toilet
- In revenge against her parents, has dipped their toothbrushes into the toilet multiple times (sometimes without flushing first...)
- Has some kind of spit can/bag (briefly showed it on live cam)
- Showing her dad (mexidad)'s poop in the toilet bowl on live cam on Gikopoi
- Manually breaking up her HUEG unflushable shits with a pencil
- Filling a bag with household bleach and taking it into her room with the intention of rubbing it on her skin to see if it made her arm hairs blonde (after a long struggle, other users eventually managed to persuade her out of it)
- Collecting images of male users's bare feet
- Hiding under a table at school and taking a close-up picture of a nigra's feet
- Posting pics of the girl's bathroom at school
- Discovering mexidad asleep in the living room while interracial pr0n was playing on the TV
- Getting mexidad to introduce her to a girl stranger she had teh hawts for
- Hiro's mom said "I'm gonna eat mayo off his dick later" (referring to mexidad, at the dinner table, while the whole family was present)
- Individually washing Takis in water before eating them
- Didn't know about the existence of germs or bacteria until other users informed her
- Didn't know that huffing sharpies and glue was bad until other users informed her
- Has stated that she finds the idea of eating her partner's corpse to be "romantic"
- Misspoke/misspelled the nihongo word for cockroach - gokiburi - as gokiburu
- Was not aware of the existence of the country of Paraguay until it was mentioned in passing, and then claimed to live there
- Physically incapable of remembering her passwords
- Native speaker of "hironese", a language that is similar yet distinct to penglish
Gallery
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By yakuruto -
By hiro -
By deeptoot -
By deeptoot (she's right there, see her?)
