Analogue Dynasty Island

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The Analogue Dynasty Island, formally known as the' 'Evil Analogue Dynasty Island is a recently uncovered island of the Heyuri Archipelago. This Island has adopted a policy of secrecy as a means to avoid drawing undue attention from more powerful islands. The inhabitants and members of government are known to all as mischievous.

The Dynasty officially joined the OTAKU on invitation after having sent a public notice.

Government

Analogue Dynasty Island is known to be officially governed by Her Majesty Pyocola Analogue III under absolute rule, however affairs of state are handled by her mother Pyocola Analogue II who acts as regent. Non-domestic tasks are handled by minor lackeys and spokespersons. Most inhabitants live in dire condition but nonetheless seem animated by a passion to serve the Dynasty and the Black Gema Gema Gang.

The ruling class is known to have orchestrated the enslavement a race of little black beings (theorized to descend from niggers of old), whom are branded at birth with the characteristic . The Dynasty is known to ignore and refuse any diplomatic advances from congoids and their associates.

Her Majesty Pyocola Analogue III as seen in the telivision program continously broadcasted throuhought the Island.

== Finance == 
Analogue Dynasty Island is recognized as a very poor state, a predicament which has historically been the cause of foul play against others. A testimony to this state of affairs is the diet of the ruling caste, consisting of bread leftovers and salt. On rare occasions mushroom soup is consumed if their sinister undertakings pay off.


A practice known to take place is the feeding of weak slaves and abducted negroids to the wild panda population of the Island when extra resources cannot be spared.

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Further information will be revealed here in the near future.