Peeday

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Recovered photograph of the three victims.

Monday, 18th of August, 2026. Two men and a young girl are rushed to hospice with renal failure. The cause? Consuming copious amounts of Pee, causing uremia, and their kidneys to fail.

Authorities believe the three were pressured into drinking their waste fluids for, "science". However, police reports dispute this and shows evidence that one of the adult males did so willingly. Additionally, it is thought there may be more witnesses to the incident who may have also contributed to the consumption. Police urge anyone to come forward with information. Back to you, Akira.

Evidence from the chat logs.