NCA
From Heyuri Historical Society
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The flag of the National Cunt Alliance. Stand for the anthem ye cunts! https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m028.mp3

The National Cunt Alliance is an alliance of wee cunts designed to destroy the bad cunts(HAPI). The New Archipelago Order (NAO), also known as HAPI, is a archipelago-spanning terrorist organization that maintains a power structure that causes mass death and destruction, but not in a fun way. It was started by wankerman, after throwing his wank missiles up HAPI's cunt.
the most famous snack in nca affiliated areas is semen flavoured cake!
Meet the Cunts!
Current members

- Upchuck(G) Island
- PC98 Island
- Rooting Island
Former members
- public masturbation Island (uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 90 by HIA)
- public masturbation 2: wankoff Island (seized on turn 90 by HIA, later uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 102)
- Upchuck Island (uninhabited by Great Upchuckian King on turn 122 after losing a war against HAPI)
- Wanker Island (uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 90 by HIA)
the plan
THE PLAN: FIRE THE WANK MISSILES IN THE CUNTS