NCA
From Heyuri Historical Society

The National Cunt Alliance is an alliance of wee cunts designed to destroy the bad cunts(HAPI). The New Archipelago Order (NAO), also known as HAPI, is a archipelago-spanning terrorist organization that maintains a power structure that causes mass death and destruction, but not in a fun way. It was started by wankerman, after throwing his wank missiles up HAPI's cunt.
the most famous snack in nca affiliated areas is semen flavoured cake!