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[[File:6133.png|right|thumb|Recovered photograph of the three victims.]] | [[File:6133.png|right|thumb|Recovered photograph of the three victims.]] | ||
Monday, 18th of August, 2026. | Monday, 18th of August, 2026. Three unemployed fat men are rushed to hospice with renal failure. The cause? Consuming copious amounts of Pee, causing uremia, and their kidneys to fail. | ||
Authorities believe the three were pressured into drinking their waste fluids for, "science". However, police reports dispute this and shows evidence that one of | Authorities believe the three were pressured into drinking their waste fluids for, "science". However, police reports dispute this and shows evidence that one of them did so willingly. | ||
Additionally, it is thought there may be more witnesses to the incident who may have also contributed to the consumption. Police urge anyone to come forward with information. | Additionally, it is thought there may be more witnesses to the incident who may have also contributed to the consumption. Police urge anyone to come forward with information. | ||
Back to you, [[Lucky Channel|Akira]]. | Back to you, [[Lucky Channel|Akira]]. | ||
[[File:734.jpg|thumb|Evidence from the chat logs.]] | [[File:734.jpg|thumb|Evidence from the chat logs.]] | ||
Latest revision as of 01:38, 18 August 2026
Monday, 18th of August, 2026. Three unemployed fat men are rushed to hospice with renal failure. The cause? Consuming copious amounts of Pee, causing uremia, and their kidneys to fail.
Authorities believe the three were pressured into drinking their waste fluids for, "science". However, police reports dispute this and shows evidence that one of them did so willingly. Additionally, it is thought there may be more witnesses to the incident who may have also contributed to the consumption. Police urge anyone to come forward with information. Back to you, Akira.
