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| '''TEH CRASH''' was a tragic event that occurred in [[Golden age of Heyuri|July 2020]] in which '''[[Heyuri]]''''s servers were destroyed, and much of the site had to be rebuilt from scratch or recovered from several-week old backups.
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| *On July 9th, 2020, at around 21:00 UTC, Heyuri's main server ''Yukari'' fatally crashed. [[kuz]] attempted to reboot the servers, but he discovered that no operating system could be found. After 6 hours of attempting to recover Heyuri's core files, kuz came to the conclusion that the data had been lost.<ref name="dingdong1">https://archive.ph/jEfUs</ref>.
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| *At around 21:15 UTC, a Heyuri user who at this time had no idea what was happening began working on ''[https://2ch.sh/user/heyuri/src/047.swf heyuri_error_523.swf]''—a simple Flash loop to express their despair at Heyuri suddenly going offline. By 21:45 UTC, it was complete.<ref>Source: me lol</ref>
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| *(insert stuff about what was happening on dicksword<ref>https://2ch.sh/src/2374.txt (all times in this file are UTC+1)</ref>, especially the following for the LOLs:)
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| <Pooky> So basically both main server and that secondary one (in Osaka) failed at the same time?
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| <Kuznetsov> yes
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| <Kuznetsov> around an hour apart
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| <Pooky> That can't be a coincidence imo
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| <Pooky> I'd think you guys were attacked
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| <Kuznetsov> We werent
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| <Pooky> So how come two independant servers went down one after another in such short timespan
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| <Pooky> this is just statistically impossible</pre>Plot twist: We were<pre>Jul 11 11:13:45 <Discord> <NF> Akima is a CIA agent? I knew it</pre>
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| *(also insert stuff about the temporary front page<ref name="dingdong1"></ref> and on the temporary board(s)<ref name="tempboard1">https://archive.vn/6rWvO</ref><ref name="tempboard2">https://archive.vn/t3nWw</ref> here)
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