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| [[AGGRO]] is a coalition of islands formed from a discontent with the rule of [[HAPI]], who are the most powerful alliance in the Heyuri Archipelago. | |
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| We don't agree with the leaders of [[HAPI]] and neither should you!
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| [[AGGRO]] aims to contest the bullshit rules of HAPI. No more fearing of being kicked around for being put on the [[HAPI#BAI:_Blacklist_of_Asshole_Islands|BAI]]. An island shouldn't have to fear giving the little guy some food, only to realize you just got the HIV-like virus known as being on the [[HAPI#BAI:_Blacklist_of_Asshole_Islands|BAI]]. | |
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| == Current State ==
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| [[File:3086.png|140px|thumb|right|flag of AGGRO]] | |
| <span>On November 1, 2023 (Turn 173)</span>
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| <span> </span>[[AGGRO]]<span> was formed by [[Upchuck Island|Newchuck Island]]</span> <span></span><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">and soon to be Oldchuck Island</span> and Pen Island.
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| *<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Newchuck Island: AGGRO Leader, I suppose?</span>
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| *<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Pen Island<br></span>
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| *<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Naked Apron Island</span> (unofficial member/co-belligerent?)
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| *<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">[[Upchuck Island|G Island]]</span> (unofficial member/co-belligerent?)
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| <span style="text-decoration: line-through;"> As of 2023/11/12 (Turn 215) [[AGGRO]] is officially listed as defunct. All active members have either left or been destroyed. <span>
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| For more information, see the [[Turmoil of Turn 200]].
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| The defunct status of it doesn't stop Pen Man from trying to bring it back.
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| [[AGGRO]] is active once again. The current members are as follows: | |
| * Pen Island
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| * <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">[[Upchuck Island|G Island]]</span> (sunk)
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| * <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">[[PC98 Island]]</span>(abandoned)
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| * <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">[[Hachikuji Island]]</span> (sunk)
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| * Chrono Island
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| * <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">[[Republic Of Columbine Island|Columbine Island]]</span> (abandoned)
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| == Rules ==
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| You must hate HAPI.
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| == How to Join ==
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| *Put [AGGRO] on your island's comment.
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| *Listen to the current [[AGGRO]] leader's strategies and cooperate with coalition members.
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| *Get a tripcode so we can relay private messages.
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| *<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">kidnap any [[HAPI]] civilian (under 10 years old) and post a video of you raping them </span><span> Woah that is a little extreme...</span>
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| == History ==
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| [[File:Pen_anal_loli.png|140px|thumb|right|flag of pen anal loli alliance]] | |
| The creation of [[HAPI]] was a direct result from a war between Loli Island and WAHA Island. The conflict <del>ended</del> started with Loli Island bombing WAHA island <del>to the bottom of the ocean</del> a couple of times, and sometime later Waha Island suddenly warped out of existence due to [[Hakoniwa Kamisama]] [[hax]] and possible [[Heyuri Intelligence Agency|HIA]] incompetence, with Jiyulando Island appearing in Waha Island's former location. Anonwaha, the leader of WAHA Island, returned as the leader of Chuu Island. Then they formed HAPI. <del>Loli Island was immediately put on the [[HAPI#BAI:_Blacklist_of_Asshole_Islands|BAI]].</del> Loli Island was nevar on teh [[HAPI#BAI:_Blacklist_of_Asshole_Islands|BAI]] since BAI nevar included any historical crimes, plus Loli Island got hit by a bajillion disasters rite b4 HAPI was formed, and [https://archive.ph/HyHI4#p75941 Chuu Island felt sorry for them and considered the issue settled]. <span lang="ja" style="font-family:'MS Gothic',IPAMonaGothic,monospace">ヽ(´ー｀)ノ</span>
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| [[AGGRO]] was not formally created, but used as a slogan at Loli Island due to their distaste for HAPI. Over time, the idea of [[AGGRO]] changed as Loli Island joined the pen ANARRU SEKKUSU alliance. This then made the alliance look like it was [[AGGRO]] as a whole. Later, Milf Island wanted to join but did not, presumably because it was tied with [[AGGRO]]. [[AGGRO]] died with Loli Island when it became uninhabited. | |
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| It was reformed as a response to the DESU War of Aggression and the <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Newchuckian Genocide.</span>
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| After the [[Turmoil of Turn 200#Pen_War|Pen War]], [[AGGRO]] ceased to be a relevant faction as its then-leader pen Island was destroyed and its allies, Naked Apron and [[Upchuck Island|G Island]], surrendered to the HAPI-OTAKU alliance on Turn 206. A few turns later, while the Dnalsi/Suiseiseki war was still raging, a mysterious radio broadcast was picked up from beyond the sea. HIA intelligence managed to intercept the transmission and decipher it. The broadcast has since been [https://up.heyuri.net/src/2981.mp3 declassified for the public.]
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