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FIRE THE WANK MISSILES IN THE CUNTS</big></big></big></big>
FIRE THE WANK MISSILES IN THE CUNTS</big></big></big></big>


= Gay sex0rz =
= The wank. =
Tachi of PC98 Island and the Wankerman often have homo sex (for teh lulz). It is always very hot and steamy, and it makes everyone else jealous.
[[image: Thewank.jpeg|300px|thumb|The wank Himself.]]

Revision as of 04:45, 22 January 2024

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The flag of the National Cunt Alliance. Stand for the anthem ye cunts!https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m028.mp3
The flag of the National Cunt Alliance. Stand for the anthem ye cunts! https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m028.mp3

The National Cunt Alliance is an alliance of wee cunts designed to destroy the bad cunts(HAPI). The New Archipelago Order (NAO), also known as HAPI, is a archipelago-spanning terrorist organization that maintains a power structure that causes mass death and destruction, but not in a fun way. It was started by wankerman, after throwing his wank missiles up HAPI's cunt.

the most famous snack in nca affiliated areas is semen flavoured cake!

Meet the Cunts!

Current members

The wank rooting and raeping Iopsd.
  • Upchuck(G) Island
  • PC98 Island
  • Nirvana Island

Former members

  • public masturbation Island (uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 90 by HIA)
  • public masturbation 2: wankoff Island (seized on turn 90 by HIA, later uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 102)
  • Upchuck Island (uninhabited by Great Upchuckian King on turn 122 after losing a war against HAPI)
  • Wanker Island (uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 90 by HIA)
    Rooting Island (uninhabited on turn 491 due to abandonment.)

the plan

THE PLAN: FIRE THE WANK MISSILES IN THE CUNTS

The wank.

The wank Himself.