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== History of Slime Sex ==
== History of Slime Sex ==
It all began with Adam and Eve. Eve birthed the slime Cain, and Adam birthed the other slime FirstChild. Together, the children game together and had lewd sex.  
For prehistoria, refer to the enclosed [https://cgi.heyuri.net/slime/slme.cgi?mode=guide Instruction page.] It's all the way at the bottom!
After a long few minutes, Happy Dango was born, and birthed 13 very children to battle and take the ranks.  Soon, their children followed, and created more and more. However, the patriarch has yet to fall.


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== The beginning ==
On a gleeful April Fools afternoon, Heyuri was as calm as can be. A curious
 
== The First Dango Family Patriarch ==
[[File:HappyDango.jpeg|thumb|Happy Dango, the first of many]]
One of the very first slime lineages to find success was the Dango Family, with their patriarch Happy Dango being the first of the many kings of Heyuri Slime... world? Holding the number 1 title for a total of 5 hours, Happy Dango valiantly fought off next to nobody, never reaching the hall of fame. Regardless, he is notable for birthing very many children, and lineages of other slime thanks to those few hours on top.

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Slime Breeder involves alot of Slime Sex, Many slime scholars debate how slimes have sex, how they gain pleasure, how they birth, but despite all this, they just do! They do it with anyone! some might even think it's raep....

History of Slime Sex

For prehistoria, refer to the enclosed Instruction page. It's all the way at the bottom!

The beginning

On a gleeful April Fools afternoon, Heyuri was as calm as can be. A curious

The First Dango Family Patriarch

Happy Dango, the first of many

One of the very first slime lineages to find success was the Dango Family, with their patriarch Happy Dango being the first of the many kings of Heyuri Slime... world? Holding the number 1 title for a total of 5 hours, Happy Dango valiantly fought off next to nobody, never reaching the hall of fame. Regardless, he is notable for birthing very many children, and lineages of other slime thanks to those few hours on top.