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[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]] | [[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]] | ||
[[File:NCA flag.png|thumb|The flag of the National Cunt Alliance. Stand for the anthem ye cunts! https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m028.mp3]] | [[File:NCA flag.png|thumb|The flag of the National Cunt Alliance. Stand for the anthem ye cunts! https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m028.mp3]] | ||
The '''National Cunt Alliance''' is an alliance of wee cunts designed to destroy the bad cunts(HAPI). The New Archipelago Order (NAO), also known as HAPI, is a archipelago-spanning terrorist organization that maintains a power structure that causes mass death and destruction, but not in a fun way. It was started by wankerman, after throwing his wank missiles up HAPI's cunt. | The '''National Cunt Alliance''' is an alliance of wee cunts designed to destroy the bad cunts(HAPI). The New Archipelago Order (NAO), also known as HAPI, is a archipelago-spanning terrorist organization that maintains a power structure that causes mass death and destruction, but not in a fun way. It was started by wankerman, after throwing his wank missiles up HAPI's cunt. | ||
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the most famous snack in nca affiliated areas is | the most famous snack in nca affiliated areas is nigra flavoured cake! | ||
= Meet the Cunts! = | = Meet the Cunts! = | ||
=== Current members === | === Current members === | ||
*Upchuck(G) Island | *Upchuck(G) Island | ||
*PC98 Island | *PC98 Island | ||
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*public masturbation 2: wankoff Island (seized on turn 90 by HIA, later uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 102) | *public masturbation 2: wankoff Island (seized on turn 90 by HIA, later uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 102) | ||
*Upchuck Island (uninhabited by Great Upchuckian King on turn 122 after losing a war against HAPI) | *Upchuck Island (uninhabited by Great Upchuckian King on turn 122 after losing a war against HAPI) | ||
*Wanker Island (uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 90 by HIA) | *Wanker Island (uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 90 by HIA) | ||
*Rooting Island (uninhabited on turn 491 due to abandonment.) | |||
=== the plan === | === the plan === | ||
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= The wank. = | = The wank. = | ||
[[image: Thewank.jpeg|300px|thumb|The wank Himself.]] | <p>The Image here is presumably trav/wankerman/perthlord.</p>[[image: Thewank.jpeg|300px|thumb|The wank Himself.]] | ||
<p>some OC by hachikuji.</p>[[image: Wankvswaha.jpg|300px|thumb|waha gets beheaded.]] | |||
=== THE NCAS MOST WANTED === | |||
Anonwaha. | |||
And Every other HAPI member, except LOPSD. | |||
Latest revision as of 00:59, 16 July 2024
The National Cunt Alliance is an alliance of wee cunts designed to destroy the bad cunts(HAPI). The New Archipelago Order (NAO), also known as HAPI, is a archipelago-spanning terrorist organization that maintains a power structure that causes mass death and destruction, but not in a fun way. It was started by wankerman, after throwing his wank missiles up HAPI's cunt.
the most famous snack in nca affiliated areas is nigra flavoured cake!
Meet the Cunts!
Current members
- Upchuck(G) Island
- PC98 Island
- Nirvana Island
Former members
- public masturbation Island (uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 90 by HIA)
- public masturbation 2: wankoff Island (seized on turn 90 by HIA, later uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 102)
- Upchuck Island (uninhabited by Great Upchuckian King on turn 122 after losing a war against HAPI)
- Wanker Island (uninhabited due to abandonment on turn 90 by HIA)
- Rooting Island (uninhabited on turn 491 due to abandonment.)
the plan
THE PLAN: FIRE THE WANK MISSILES IN THE CUNTS
The wank.
The Image here is presumably trav/wankerman/perthlord.
some OC by hachikuji.
THE NCAS MOST WANTED
Anonwaha. And Every other HAPI member, except LOPSD.
