Heyuri Historical Society - User contributions [en]

Paraguay

2026-05-13T09:17:12Z

Yakuruto: pairofgheys

[[File:Paraguay.png|thumb|idk this was first google image result]]
A glorious land of promise. A wonderful spectacle of nature. An aspiring farmer's wet jungle dream.

Also probably full of drug cartels.

File:Paraguay.png

2026-05-13T09:16:18Z

Yakuruto:

Hiro

2026-05-13T09:04:19Z

Yakuruto: pearisghey

[[File:Hiro gao.png|thumb|hiro, as depicted by deeptoot]]
Hiro is a notable namefag user who first appeared in [[Chat@Heyuri]] on 2025/12/31, though she (yes, a [[Girl|girl]]) is said to have lurked since long before. She is best known for massively accelerating Chat@Heyuri's activity level, and for captivating the attentions & morbid curiosities of Chat residents with her various antics and horrors.

On May 12th, 2026, hiro achieved the top ranking for <del>most messages made</del> biggest [[e-peen]] on the [https://cgi.heyuri.net/chat/comchat.cgi?mode=rank Chat@Heyuri rankings]. The most impressive part is that she did this in only 133 days (4 months and 13 days), toppling long-time champion [[anonwaha]] who had been actively chatting for 890 days (2 years, 5 months, and 8 days).

Hiro is also a notable OC creator; be it through whatever she says in the chatroom, or whatever she draws. She has her own original character as well, a brown-haired panda girl, which has seen much content depicting her throughout Heyuri.

Her stepdad is said to be brown and is commonly referred to by other users as "mexidad". He was once found by hiro asleep in the living room with interracial pr0n playing on the TV in the living room, and is said to frequently leave his pubes on the toilet (much to hiro's chagrin).

== Notable antics ==

=== Moldy porkchop ===

There was an uneaten porkchop left in her gokicha/mold-infested room for MONTHS. At first it was stored under her bed, but it was later moved into her closet. Why? Nobody knows...
[[File:Porkchop.jpg|thumb|THE porkchop]]
[[File:Porkchop(1).jpg|center|thumb|BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON]]

=== Hiro's room ===

Rumored to be the inspiration behind Capcom's Resident Evil series, Hiro's bedroom is a truly frightful place. It is known to contain many biohazards and an unknown quantity of living organism. At various points, it is said to have been littered with never-been-washed clothing (which she continues to wear, including pantsu), a blood/snot/manko juice-encrusted body pillow, rotting food, moldy cups, leaking months-old trashbags (reeking "red gunk" that has permanently infused itself into the carpet), insects (cockroaches, ants, millipedes, etc.), and more. To protect the world from the horrors contained within, the window has been sealed shut.

=== Other ===

* Repeatedly leaving and forgetting about food & drinks in her room until they're completely destroyed by mold
* Eating nothing but carbs, meat, and sugar (and experiencing the inevitable constipation that goes with that)
* Flushing cereal and milk down the toilet
* In revenge against her parents, has dipped their toothbrushes into the toilet multiple times (sometimes without flushing first...)
* Has some kind of spit can/bag (briefly showed it on live cam)
* Showing her dad (mexidad)'s poop in the toilet bowl on live cam on [[Gikopoi]]
* Manually breaking up her HUEG unflushable shits with a pencil
* Filling a bag with household bleach and taking it into her room with the intention of rubbing it on her skin to see if it made her arm hairs blonde (after a long struggle, other users eventually managed to persuade her out of it)
* Collecting images of male user's bare feet
* Hiding under a table at school and taking a close-up picture of a [[nigra]]'s feet
* Posting pics of the girl's bathroom at school
* Discovering mexidad asleep in the living room while interracial pr0n was playing on the TV
* Getting mexidad to introduce her to a girl stranger she had teh hawts for
* Hiro's mom said "I'm gonna eat mayo off his dick later" (referring to mexidad, at the dinner table, while the whole family was present)
* Individually washing Takis in water before eating them
* Didn't know about the existence of germs or bacteria until other users informed her
* Didn't know that huffing sharpies and glue was bad until other users informed her
* Has stated that she finds the idea of eating her partner's corpse to be "romantic"
* Misspoke/misspelled the nihongo word for cockroach - gokiburi - as gokiburu
* Was not aware of the existence of the country of [[Paraguay]] until it was mentioned in passing

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:1778466883787.png|By Anonymous
File:Hiro on heyuri channel.png|By hiro
File:HiroHaetsCorn.png|By deeptoot
File:Valentines.png|By deeptoot (she's right there, see her?)

</gallery>

Girl

2026-05-13T08:56:51Z

Yakuruto: uhhhh fuck someone else do this loooool

The rarest creature to ever graze the internets. It is known that until proven with a signed and dated picture of [[boobs]], every internets user is definitely a fat ugly bastard with a hairy cock.
However, some users have admitted to being a member of the elusive female species.

No, I will not tell you who they are. LOL

Hiro

2026-05-13T08:52:21Z

Yakuruto: gokiburu

[[File:Hiro gao.png|thumb|hiro, as depicted by deeptoot]]
Hiro is a notable namefag user who first appeared in [[Chat@Heyuri]] on 2025/12/31, though she (yes, a [[Girl|girl]]) is said to have lurked since long before. She is best known for massively accelerating Chat@Heyuri's activity level, and for captivating the attentions & morbid curiosities of Chat residents with her various antics and horrors.

On May 12th, 2026, hiro achieved the top ranking for <del>most messages made</del> biggest [[e-peen]] on the [https://cgi.heyuri.net/chat/comchat.cgi?mode=rank Chat@Heyuri rankings]. The most impressive part is that she did this in only 133 days (4 months and 13 days), toppling long-time champion [[anonwaha]] who had been actively chatting for 890 days (2 years, 5 months, and 8 days).

Hiro is also a notable OC creator; be it through whatever she says in the chatroom, or whatever she draws. She has her own original character as well, a brown-haired panda girl, which has seen much content depicting her throughout Heyuri.

Her stepdad is said to be brown and is commonly referred to by other users as "mexidad". He was once found by hiro asleep in the living room with interracial pr0n playing on the TV in the living room, and is said to frequently leave his pubes on the toilet (much to hiro's chagrin).

== Notable antics ==

=== Moldy porkchop ===

There was an uneaten porkchop left in her gokicha/mold-infested room for MONTHS. At first it was stored under her bed, but it was later moved into her closet. Why? Nobody knows...
[[File:Porkchop.jpg|thumb|THE porkchop]]
[[File:Porkchop(1).jpg|center|thumb|BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON]]

=== Hiro's room ===

Rumored to be the inspiration behind Capcom's Resident Evil series, Hiro's bedroom is a truly frightful place. It is known to contain many biohazards and an unknown quantity of living organism. At various points, it is said to have been littered with never-been-washed clothing (which she continues to wear, including pantsu), a blood/snot/manko juice-encrusted body pillow, rotting food, moldy cups, leaking months-old trashbags (reeking "red gunk" that has permanently infused itself into the carpet), insects (cockroaches, ants, millipedes, etc.), and more. To protect the world from the horrors contained within, the window has been sealed shut.

=== Other ===

* Repeatedly leaving and forgetting about food & drinks in her room until they're completely destroyed by mold
* Eating nothing but carbs, meat, and sugar (and experiencing the inevitable constipation that goes with that)
* Flushing cereal and milk down the toilet
* In revenge against her parents, has dipped their toothbrushes into the toilet multiple times (sometimes without flushing first...)
* Has some kind of spit can/bag (briefly showed it on live cam)
* Showing her dad (mexidad)'s poop in the toilet bowl on live cam on [[Gikopoi]]
* Manually breaking up her HUEG unflushable shits with a pencil
* Filling a bag with household bleach and taking it into her room with the intention of rubbing it on her skin to see if it made her arm hairs blonde (after a long struggle, other users eventually managed to persuade her out of it)
* Collecting images of male user's bare feet
* Hiding under a table at school and taking a close-up picture of a [[nigra]]'s feet
* Posting pics of the girl's bathroom at school
* Discovering mexidad asleep in the living room while interracial pr0n was playing on the TV
* Getting mexidad to introduce her to a girl stranger she had teh hawts for
* Hiro's mom said "I'm gonna eat mayo off his dick later" (referring to mexidad, at the dinner table, while the whole family was present)
* Individually washing Takis in water before eating them
* Didn't know about the existence of germs or bacteria until other users informed her
* Didn't know that huffing sharpies and glue was bad until other users informed her
* Has stated that she finds the idea of eating her partner's corpse to be "romantic"
* Misspoke/misspelled the nihongo word for cockroach - gokiburi - as gokiburu

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:1778466883787.png|By Anonymous
File:Hiro on heyuri channel.png|By hiro
File:HiroHaetsCorn.png|By deeptoot
File:Valentines.png|By deeptoot (she's right there, see her?)

</gallery>

Hiro

2026-05-13T01:18:06Z

Yakuruto: biohazard

[[File:Hiro gao.png|thumb|hiro, as depicted by deeptoot]]
Hiro is a notable namefag who first interacted with Heyuri in [[Chat@Heyuri]] around late 2025, though is said to have lurked since long before. She's (yes, a girl) notable for spearheading many small events around [[Heyuri★CGI]], particularly in the local [[Gikopoi|Gikopoipoi]] instance and is often seen in Chat@Heyuri.

On the 12th of May 2026, hiro was the first normal user to get the highest ranked e-peen on the Chat@Heyuri [https://cgi.heyuri.net/chat/comchat.cgi?mode=rank rankings] (i think...), and in laymans terms, just means she made more messages than anyone else. This crown was taken from [[anonwaha]], who had been in the chatroom since the beginning.

Regarding hiro's relationship to Chat@Heyuri, she has also spun some of the biggest days in the chatroom, having helped break through many of the records in the room, and is a very, very frequent member. You may even see her yourself, if she's still there.

Hiro is also a notable OC creator, be it through whatever she says in the chatroom, or whatever she draws. She has her own original character as well, a brown-haired panda girl, which has seen much content depicting her throughout Heyuri.

== porkchop ==
There was a porkchop left in her gokicha/mold infested room for MONTHS
[[File:Porkchop.jpg|thumb|THE porkchop]]
[[File:Porkchop(1).jpg|center|thumb|BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON]]

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:1778466883787.png|By Anonymous
File:Hiro on heyuri channel.png|By hiro
File:HiroHaetsCorn.png|By deeptoot
File:Valentines.png|By deeptoot (she's right there, see her?)

</gallery>

File:Porkchop(1).jpg

2026-05-13T01:15:20Z

Yakuruto:

Puchippy

2025-09-19T06:13:28Z

Yakuruto: i only made this for one thread, but i'm including it anyway

[[File:Puchiko warning.png|thumb|alt=Puchiko warning|Puchippy haet ur post]]
'''Puchippy''' (Puchiko + Clippy) was a short-lived feature on Heyuri's imageboards in early September 2024 that was removed within just a week of it being added. It involved javascript that would scan the post-form for a few words such as [[Rule 8|"based" and "cringe"]] (regardless if they are being used in a regular context). And then a yellow pop-up featuring a gif of Puchiko would appear under the post form with dot points warning the user on the use of the words as well as other relevant information.

It was disliked by most users, thus it was removed shortly after the 11th [[Townhall]].
== Images ==
<gallery>
File:Puchippy ban.png|alt=Puchippy|It's like Clippy, but with 100% more Puchiko!
File:Big Puchiko.jpg|alt=BIG PUCHIKO|BIG PUCHIKO IS WATCHING YOU
File:Mugimca.png|Puchiko haet piracy
</gallery>

File:Mugimca.png

2025-09-19T06:11:52Z

Yakuruto:

Operation Vomitscooper

2025-06-28T01:29:45Z

Yakuruto: added yt link

{{Template:Construction}}
[[File:gero_queen2.png|alt=|thumb|329x329px|Gero Queen]]
Operation Vomitscooper (or Oniichan Mission: Operation Vomitscooper) was an incident on the Off-Topic board of [[Heyuri]] that first started on the 19th of June, 2025, involving an ill imouto and her vomit fetishist brother.
The incident quickly gained notoriety as one of the more bizarre examples of Heyuri's deviancy, amassing 90 replies before the thread was auto-marked for deletion for it's age.

== The Mission ==
The thread simply began with a briefing from our agent, whom we'll refer to as ''Vomit Snake'':

<blockquote>
Hey /b/. I'll cut right to the chase here; I witnessed my imoutou puking.

She'd been complaining of a fever all day, and that compelled me to stalk around, since I knew her vomiting would be inevitable. So I spent the day quietly observing in separate rooms, until I was sure she was ready to blow.

The catalyst was old, over the counter ibuprofen. Within seconds of taking it, she violently hurled all over the place. She quickly got a bag to barf into, and promptly chucked it into the garbage bin, after completely emptying herself out into the toilet.

That's where this thread comes in. :ph34r:

After dinner, I'm going to sneak outside, pretending to take out the trash from my room, and slyly scoop up the doubtlessly-fetid vomit (it's over 100 degrees out) into a bag.

Here are the dilemmas I face:

* We're out of ziplocs, so I'm going to have to dig one out of the dumpster.

* Ziplocs are clear, so I'll need to dig for an old takeout bag in the dumpster to put the ziploc filled with vomit inside it, so I can carry the precious goods back in without being caught.

* This requires me to climb into the dumpster, which is conveniently placed in front of a security camera my father keeps on at all times, as is the trash bin.

This is a risky mission, gentlemen. I may not come back a free man. But, if you keep this thread up on page 1, and I evade capture, tonight you will see glorious chunks from a skinny, dark sleek-haired, b-cupper imouto. If I had to give a visual aid, she's essentially Ayumu Kasuga in the flesh; both in looks and personality.
</blockquote>
Doubt set in from alot of the fellow Heyurizens, though a few people cheered the anon on, awaiting the result of Vomit Snake's mission. Hesitant ganbattes and begging for her age over time passed, and just 5 hours later, Vomit Snake announced that his parents had left for the conbini. The stars had clearly aligned, as if Kami-sama had given Vomit Snake the go ahead.
[[File:vomitscooper1.jpg|thumb|Success.... blarf.. should probably spoiler this.]]
A mere 40 minutes after his parents had left for groceries, Vomit Snake posted this to the thread:

<blockquote>
Here she is, boys!
This was a total success! I had to cover the empty spot in the bin with my own trash bag in case someone were to throw away garbage and notice the barf bag is gone, but later on I'll have to dig the bag out put this underneath it, just in case they decide to look for it. It's not likely, but you can never be too safe!

But enough about that, I'm ready to enjoy the pukes of my labor~

I haven't taken the barf out of its bag yet, and I'm wondering where I should put it. I was thinking a plastic cup, but I really wanna examine it. I found the plastic cover to a sushi bento I bought a week ago, so I think I'll use that. I hope it's not too small.
</blockquote>

The mission was successful, and Vomit Snake walked away with a nasty reward. This is when the thread started to gain alot more replies, as most people likely didnt believe that Vomit Snake would deliver. Unfortunately or not, Vomit Snake indeed did, and was very quick to add more images.
Shock befalled the Heyurizen public, and many quick replies

== Links ==
* Thread: [https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=146966 Oniichan Mission: Operation Vomitscooper - Off-Topic@Heyuri (Post No.146966)]
* Archive: [https://archive.ph/wip/x4uao https://archive.ph/wip/x4uao] (archived on 2025/06/27 17:27 UTC)
* Tribute Video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYZuYdt6IlE HEYURI.NET: TEH IVU THREAD]

Talk:World2ch

2025-06-22T18:47:52Z

Yakuruto: two cents

# I ''highly'' recommend against writing articles on things you know nothing about - especially if the bulk of the article has to be copypasted from elsewhere ^^;
# An article about the actual world2ch of (relatively minor) historical significance is one thing, but don't give free advertisement to shitty remakes whose administration are actively hostile towards us
--[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 18:07, 22 June 2025 (UTC)

:Could just have the revival section be about the 2022-?? era and stop there, though that might inspire some grumbling from the new revival crowd. At the least, I consider angeleno buying the domain a moment worth preserving.
--[[User:Yakuruto|Yakuruto]] ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 18:47, 22 June 2025 (UTC)

User talk:Commander Angel

2025-06-19T22:21:59Z

Yakuruto: talking in a talk page

LOL INTERNET --[[User:Yakuruto|Yakuruto]] ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 22:21, 19 June 2025 (UTC)

Rotting Angels of the Omnipotent Eye

2025-06-10T05:14:20Z

Yakuruto: banner

[[Category:Bulletin_Board]]
[[File:rottingangels.gif|alt=|thumb|313x313px|<div style="font-size:25px;text-align:center;line-height:27px;">'''Rotting Angels of the Omnipotent Eye'''</div>
{|
|'''Type of site'''
|Imageboard
|-
|'''Owner'''
|raddykins
|-
|'''URL'''
|[https://rottingangels.org rottingangels.org]
|-
|'''Archive URL'''
|[https://archive.ph/rottingangels.org @archive.today]
|-
|'''Launched'''
|2024
|-
|'''NSFW?'''
|Restricted to NSFW boards
|}
]]

Rotting Angels of the Omnipotent Eye was an [[imageboard]] first publicly avaliable on the 8th of November 2024. The site was operated by a user known as raddykins, and utilized a heavily customized version of [[vichan]] as the software.
The imageboard was most well known for the distinctive style of the custom frontend.

The site was shutdown at the end of April 2025 due to heavy spam, inactvity, drama, and loss of motivation from raddykins. The last week of the site being left up, raddykins left this message on the frontpage:
<blockquote>
ROTTINGANGELS will be shutting down as of now due to inactivity and my own lack of motivation and time. Thank you to everyone who visited, posted, and moderated the site during this very short time. I am sorry to anybody this might dissapoint. I'm horrible at saying goodbye. This static archive will be available for the following week before i take the site down for good. Thanks Again. -raddykins
</blockquote>

[[File:1d337be755138e9d7abf3f932a177f65e677140d.png|thumb]]

File:1d337be755138e9d7abf3f932a177f65e677140d.png

2025-06-10T05:13:12Z

Yakuruto: miku banner

== Summary ==
miku banner

Chat@Heyuri

2025-06-08T20:17:03Z

Yakuruto: added gallery

Chat@Heyuri is a [[Web chat]] on [[Heyuri★CGI]] managed by [[anonwaha]]. It uses a translated version of the Japanese COMCHAT software, developed by KENTWEB. It is primarily used to discuss general topics, such as [[Heyuri]] itself, or the daily happenings of whoever's there and brave enough to say ^^;

Chat@Heyuri is one of the more active parts of Heyuri, and frequents a sizable amount of users daily, hovering about 6-10 users during peak hours, with anywhere between 5-60 messages daily. Although, a good amount of the users you'll see in the channel (liek me :D) just lurk and read the chat.

The majority of Heyuri staff are in this chat, so it's used alot to quickly report whenever [[CP]] spam or other bad things happen on the [[imageboard]] side of Heyuri.

== Gallery ==
<gallery mode="slideshow">
File:Notexactly.jpg|"not exactly" full of [[CP]]
File:Barrelroll.jpg|do a barrel roll!
</gallery>

File:Notexactly.jpg

2025-06-08T20:08:49Z

Yakuruto:

File:Barrelroll.jpg

2025-06-08T20:08:34Z

Yakuruto:

Talk:Heyuri

2025-06-05T08:29:36Z

Yakuruto: i 'd

why remove descriptions of fun events like the easter egg hunt? [[User:G1ade|G1ade]] ([[User talk:G1ade|talk]]) 05:38, 13 May 2022 (EDT)

A lot of "old" boards actually still exist, you just don't know the URLs ( ´ω`) 
They are majorly b0rked though, would be shameful to display... --[[User:Kaguya|Kaguya]] ([[User talk:Kaguya|talk]]) 07:57, 13 May 2022 (EDT)

>/g/ - '''lol dunno''' (/g/ was formerly something else before Games but there's no archives, somebody pls find and <del>interrogate</del> ask lolico what it was)

his response:

"I don't remember"

"I think it might have always been games"

--[[User:Kaguya|Kaguya]] ([[User talk:Kaguya|talk]]) 20:36, 7 January 2023 (EST)
:Hmm... I was getting the strong impression from [https://web.archive.org/web/20191208174727/https://heyuri.cf/ this archive] that it was something else before that:

:<div style="display:table;background-color:#eeffff">'''<big>Board changes</big> by lolico on 11/26/19 @ 9:49AM UTC''' /g/ has been unlisted. [...] '''<big>/g/ - Games</big> by lolico on 12/04/19 @ 6:41AM UTC''' /g/ has been relisted as games. This board is for discussion on video games, tabletop games and other interactive media.</div>

:It seems strange that he'd state what the board is and what it's for if it was already that just 8 days earlier @_@
:I was guessing it might have been "/g/ - Technology" or something, based on him originally sharing the site with 4chan's /g/ --[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 22:12, 7 January 2023 (EST)

'''REGARDING THIS LITTLE TINY BIT:'''
 >Despite being a ''relatively small website''.
 Clicking on the linked bit leads to https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri#Size
 Which goes... absolutely nowhere because there is no section titled '''Size''' in the article. Probably abandoned because size is hard to gauge.
 I presume size in this context refers to user population, anyway. In any case, do we keep it and make it a reality or get rid of it? --[[User:Yakuruto|Yakuruto]] ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 08:29, 5 June 2025 (UTC)

Shobon

2025-06-02T20:41:48Z

Yakuruto:

== (´・ω・`) ==
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)

== (´・ω・`) ==
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== (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`) ==
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)

== (´・ω・`) (´・ω・`) ==
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)

== (´・ω・`) ==
(´・ω・`) <- That's the Shobon.

Talk:Shobon

2025-06-02T20:38:13Z

Yakuruto: (´・ω・`)

(´・ω・`) --[[User:Yakuruto|Yakuruto]] ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 20:37, 2 June 2025 (UTC)

Shobon

2025-06-02T20:37:42Z

Yakuruto: mspgothic GET

= (´・ω・`) =
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)

== (´・ω・`) ==
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)

== (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`) ==
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)

= (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`) =
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)

= (´・ω・`) =
(´・ω・`) <- That's the Shobon.

Yakuruto

2025-06-02T07:41:27Z

Yakuruto: hark

[[File:Howheyuridotnetwassaved.png]]

File:Howheyuridotnetwassaved.png

2025-06-02T07:41:04Z

Yakuruto:

Necrofag

2025-06-02T07:40:41Z

Yakuruto:

"He loved his dyson" - epitaph of necrofag's grave

'''Necrofag''' (alternatively rendered in lowercase as '''necrofag''') is a strange user who showed up in May of 2025. He first appeared making a thread about a murder case in Germany involving a [[Buttsecks|ghey couple]]. What makes necrofag notable, aside from his disturbing fetish, is his hopping IP addresses in an attempt to appear as other anonymous users making comments encouraging or otherwise agreeing with his other posts about necrophilia. To this end, he would even write in third person about himself to make it appear as though he was speaking as another person.

[[File:Necrofag.png|1903x521px|center|frameless]]

=== Links ===
*[https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=144890 1st thread]
*[https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=145207#p2_145207 2nd thread]

Necrofag

2025-06-02T07:39:53Z

Yakuruto: added moar

"He loved his dyson" - Epitaph of necrofag's grave

'''Necrofag''' (alternatively rendered in lowercase as '''necrofag''') is a strange user who showed up in May of 2025. He first appeared making a thread about a murder case in Germany involving a [[Buttsecks|ghey couple]]. What makes necrofag notable, aside from his disturbing fetish, is his hopping IP addresses in an attempt to appear as other anonymous users making comments encouraging or otherwise agreeing with his other posts about necrophilia. To this end, he would even write in third person about himself to make it appear as though he was speaking as another person.

[[File:Necrofag.png|1903x521px|center|frameless]]

=== Links ===
*[https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=144890 1st thread]
*[https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=145207#p2_145207 2nd thread]

File:Necrofag.png

2025-06-02T07:33:46Z

Yakuruto:

EPIK FAIL

2025-05-30T08:49:06Z

Yakuruto: added image

{{Construction}}
[[File:Crisis_on_Infinite_Webz.png|thumb|Never forget]]
Teh EPIK FAIL was an event that occurred on the 21st of May, 2025, where heyuri.nets registrar, Epik, suspended the account of [[kaguya]] for an alleged violation of [https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A 18 U.S. Code § 1466A], seemingly to due to the hosting of [[Lolicon]] content on the respective /l/ board. This led to the heyuri.net domain becoming unresolvable for a period of roughly 18 hours (between the evening of 2025/05/22 & morning of 2025/05/23), as negotations led to the domain being transferred to a different registrar. And also, a good bit of OC!

= PANIK! =
(will add images soon)

All displayed times are in UTC.

Kaguya notified Chat@Heyuri of the email just before 8PM, on the 21st.<ref>https://archive.ph/U1qM4</ref> While the domain's DNS records would not be changed until approximately 2PM the next day, preperations were already in place to ensure that Heyurians were not to lose their home.

The first action taken by kaguya to help preserve Heyuri's community was to open a bunker board on a different domain, being [[Gurochan]], under it's own URL.
A plain html site was also hosted there, updating Heyurians on the status of the heyuri.net domain.
Shortly after, a notice was put up by kaguya on all boards (including the overboard!) informing users of the urgent issue.

Kaguya assumed that the offending content that would justify such a brief and firm notice would be everything on the 2D Lolikon & 3D Girls boards, both of which were temporarily shut in response to the suspension email, at 10PM.

A lot of panic ensued, as after the email was sent, there was no real answer as to how long the heyuri.net domain will stay up, nor how many people would see the alert that it was on life support. Of course, it ended up staying alive for an additional day, but with the wording in the email, it was also to be assumed that the domain was to be permanently sat on until Epik lost renewal rights in Feburary 2026, and lots of subsequent reassembly work would needed to be done to move hard links on the site to the old domain to a new one.

Many people also joined the Heyuri [[IRC]] channel on rizon, to discuss what'd be happening next further.

However, since only the domain was to be taken down, and not the actual servers hosting the site, it was very easy for many people to simply setup redirects to Heyuri IPs.
This resulted in a few other bunkers aside from the Gurochan Bunker being setup, such as the Heyuri.lol domain (managed by [[Penglish | pen man]]) & the cgi.yuisuki.net domain (managed by [[hachikuji]](?)). They're still up as of writing, and will likely stay due to possible future issues.

== Heyuri-tan visits guro village ==
ill come up with a better title sometime lol

The majority of activity that ensued throughout this period was on the Gurochan bunker, with some more activity on the Heyuri.LOL web chat & Gikopoipoi instance.
The Gurochan bunker actually implemented a pre-release version of the [[Kokonotsuba Overhaul]], which implemented some features not seen in the instance as of writing, such as post filtering. It also restored several old features, such as email field checkboxes and the "Yeah" counter last seen in 2021 (a clone of [[Futaba☆Channel]]'s "soudane" (そうだね; a casual/colloquial agreement) feature).

(more to be expanded)

The majority of activity was focused on understanding what was actually going on. Lots of crying, hope and despair was concentrated into all... roughly 250 posts on the bunker. Throughout the 24 hours it was mostly active was all about how doomed heyuri.net was to be...
Good news were about to set in though, as negotiations between kaguya & Epik were to take place.

== Epik LOLI hostages ==
Behind the scenes, when the first email was sent, kaguya first swiftly responded by asking Epik why the site was taken down, and what the offending content was. The wording of the first email initally gave no answer to any of these, merely stating kaguya's account was indefinitely suspended and the domain was to be seized until expiry.

Epik replied by stating that the contents of the site were in violation of 18 U.S. Code § 1466A, the Protect Act of 2003.<ref>https://guro.cx/heyuribunker/epikfail.png</ref> What seems to be the specific subsection that Heyuri is in violation of is below:

<blockquote>(b) Additional Offenses.—Any person who, in a circumstance described in subsection (d), knowingly possesses a visual depiction of any kind, including a drawing, cartoon, sculpture, or painting, that—
(1)
:(A) depicts a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and
:(B) is obscene; or

(2)
:(A) depicts an image that is, or appears to be, of a minor engaging in graphic bestiality, sadistic or masochistic abuse, or sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex; and
:(B) lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value;
</blockquote>

Although, this isn't very enforced, and its a bit of a legal conundrum if this is even enforcable, since the art seems to fall under constitutional free speech laws. Regardless, Heyuri isn't in court; just dealing with an Epik conundrum, so Kaguya temporarily hides the /l/ & /s/ boards.

In the same email, Epik states that the decision is final, and that there is NO NEGOTATION!!! Despite this, kaguya sends another email, but simultenously prepares moving Heyuri to a new domain. Luckily, after some more back and forth negotiation, Epik actually gave in, and allowed for kaguya to transfer the domain for a small price of $12.50.

Kaguya asked a few people, and openly stated that Heyuri.net was saved, at the cost of $13 (which is why you might see $13, rather than $12.50 quoted in OC here and there), which he was too broke (he actually just didnt have a bank account that could pay it) to cover, so he'd have to find Heyurian investors to help cough up the dosh for it...

== ==
more to be done
== Timeline ==
= Links & References =
<references />

File:Crisis on Infinite Webz.png

2025-05-30T08:44:56Z

Yakuruto:

User talk:Pezident

2025-05-14T21:22:43Z

Yakuruto: wash ur mouth out with soap

meowmeowmeowmeow meow mother fucker.

:Now now, what did we say about saying naughty words? Go put a coin in the swear jar. (｀∩´)σ --[[User:Yakuruto|Yakuruto]] ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 21:22, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

Talk:Little Alice

2025-05-12T05:41:41Z

Yakuruto: talking in a talk page

Someone should upload teh games to [https://2ch.sh/ ２ちゃん] --[[User:Kaguya|Kaguya]] ([[User talk:Kaguya|talk]]) 09:30, 11 June 2023 (EDT) 

the mediafire link from little alice 1 is dead... did anyone end up uploading little alice to the uploader? --[[User:Agb001|Agb001]] ([[User talk:Agb001|talk]]) 19:15, 11 May 2025 (UTC)

:I thought I saw it uploaded before on the Everything board, but I'm too lazy to surf thru it. And besides, I'm pretty sure neither the sequel nor the RPGMaker game was uploaded either, so I went ahead and added those too.
: Knew it was a good idea to save those when I did. [[File:Iyahoo.gif]] --[[User:Yakuruto|Yakuruto]] ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 05:41, 12 May 2025 (UTC)

Little Alice

2025-05-12T05:40:59Z

Yakuruto: added download links

Little Alice (usually rendered in lowercase as little alice) is a mysterious creepy pasta walking simulator that first appeared on a thread on [[Off-Topic|Off-Topic@Heyuri]] in 2022.
{| class="table-file"
|-
| class="cell cell-syntax" | [[File:Littlealice.jpg|thumb|The thread picture was a screenshot of the game.]]
|}

== Thread Archives ==
[https://archive.is/L4Yf1 Original thread] is archived, but [https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=37289 the thread for little alice 2] doesn't seem to be archived. A screencap of the thread exists (shown below), but it is likely out of date. Later posts, if made, did not get captured. 

[[File:Little alice 2.png|300px|right|thumb|The little alice 2 thread (as of writing, the only archive left of it)]]

== Links ==
Below are links to the original game and its sequels:
*[https://up.heyuri.net/user/boards/heyuri/src/569.zip little alice]
*[https://up.heyuri.net/user/boards/heyuri/src/570.7z little alice 2]
*[https://up.heyuri.net/user/boards/heyuri/src/571.rar LittleAliceRPGMAKER]

File:Iyahoo.gif

2025-05-12T05:26:06Z

Yakuruto:

Heyuri

2025-05-06T03:28:37Z

Yakuruto: added Heyuri Calendar

[[File:Heyuri front page.png|alt=|thumb|313x313px|<div style="font-size:25px;text-align:center;">'''Heyuri'''</div>
{|
|'''Type of site'''
|Imageboard
|-
|'''Founder'''
|[[Lolico]]
|-
|'''Current admin'''
|[[Kaguya]]
|-
|'''URL'''
|[https://www.heyuri.net https://www.heyuri.net]
|-
|'''Launched'''
|February 2019
|-
|'''NSFW?'''
|YES
|}
]]

[https://www.heyuri.net Heyuri.net] is an [[imageboard]] created by [[lolico]] in 2019. It was originally hosted on the Heyuri.cf domain and meant to be a P2P filesharing website, but on November 24th 2019 it was relaunched in it's current form as an imageboard. May 25th marks "Heyuri Day", as it was the day when lolico finished his new software rollout, and Heyuri in its traditional sense truly began.

Heyuri has 3 main goals, to be a true "futaba clone", to encourage the creation of [[original content]], and to provide a taste of older imageboard culture. As one user put it:
<blockquote>''While our old site did have an undeniable "old internet" sentiment to it, and a userbase that bathed in nostalgia like a junkie bathes in opioids, it wasn't trying to emulate old 4chan specifically, as many assumed (and continue to assume) at first glance - at least, not beyond the fact it was an English-language Futaba-clone with an emphasis on anime and internet humor, as well as a couple of old 4chan-derived features that we liked (OK, maybe it was a little old-4chan inspired...)''</blockquote>
While [[kuz]] once said:
<blockquote>''We are NOT a oldfag circlejerk, of the same 5-10 recycled jokes from 15-x years ago. [..] In our eyes it is better to create something yourself that everyone can laugh at that than rehash a joke that you know for sure might get a kick out of a few.''</blockquote>
Despite being a [[Heyuri#Size|relatively small website]], heyuri has an extremely complex, interesting, and layered culture. Due to [[Rule 8|rules]] which have cultivated a very small, tight knit community, the site is full of inside jokes and original content. See: [[Heyuri#Culture|Heyuri Culture]]
__TOC__

==Boards==
===Current===
*/all/ - Overboard (overboard; displays posts from all imageboards as if they were one HUEG board)
*/a/ - Anime/Manga (imageboard)
*/b/ - [[Off-Topic]] (imageboard)
*/c/ - 2D Cute (imageboard)
*/f/ - [[Flash]] (file board; took the form of an imageboard at several points)
*/h/ - 2D Ero (imageboard)
*/jp/ - 日本語/Japan (imageboard)
*/l/ - 2D [[Lolicon]] (imageboard)
*/o/ - [[Oekaki]] (oekaki board)
*/q/ - Site Discussion (imageboard)
*/s/ - 3D Girls (imageboard)
*/sw/ - [[Strange World]] ([[Ayashii World|Ayashii]]-style board)
*/lounge/ - Lounge ([[2channel|2ch]]-style board)
*/z/ - '''???'''
*/ - [[Iruyeh|IRUYEH]]

Other areas of the site:
*cgi.heyuri.net - [[Heyuri★CGI]] (CGI/Perl-based BBSes, chats, games, etc.)
**<del>/gamedis/ - Game Discussion (YY-BOARD)</del> Discontinued
**<del>/support/ - Support BBS (YY-BOARD)</del> Discontinued
**/chat/ - Chat (comchat-based web chat)
**/dating/ - Dating (2-shot chat)
**/doramanbo/ - Heyuri Drama Club (drama/play-writing board)
**/vote2/ - Polls (poll board)
**/party2/ - [[@Party II]] (RPG game)
**/battle-r/ - Battle Royale R (character battler game)
**/chinsouki/ - Chinsouki (sugoroku-type game)
**/hakoniwa2/ - [[Hakoniwa Islands]] PvE (island-development simulation game, peace-type instance)
**/hakopvp/ - Hakoniwa Islands PvP (island-development simulation game, war-type instance)
**/slime/ - Slime Breeder (evolution character battler game)
**/banana/ - Web Banana (word association game)
**/shiritori/ - Web Shiritori (shiritori game)
**/luck/ - Yumemiru Gambler (gambling game)
**/nominate/ - Anime Nominations (for [[Heyuri Cytube]])
**/gamenom/ - Game Nominations (for [[Heyuri Gaming Day]])
**/calendar/ - Heyuri Calendar (shows dates for upcoming events)
*up.heyuri.net - Uploader (formerly known as 2ちゃん) (uploader boards)
**Everything
**Game Roms
**Guro
**News
**User boards
*wiki.heyuri.net - Heyuri Historical Society (you are here!)
*mattari.heyuri.net - Mattari AA (Ayashii AA creation tool)
*/aatester/ - Simple AA Tester (2ch-type AA creation tool)

===Former===
*/amh/ - [[Anime]], Manga, [[Hentai]] (imageboard)
*/banner/ - Banners (imageboard; any images posted here would automatically become banners)
*/g/ - '''lol dunno''' (/g/ was formerly something else before Games but there's no archives, somebody pls find and <del>interrogate</del> ask lolico what it was)
*/g/ - Games (imageboard)
*/g/ - [[Guro]] (imageboard)
*/meta/ - Site Discussion (imageboard)
*/v/ - Video Games (imageboard)
*/y/ - Yeah! (imageboard; based on [[Futaba Channel|Futaba]]'s ''Soudane'' board and soudane function; the default name, subject, and comment were all "Yeah!")
*/ascii/ - Ascii Art (2ch-style board)
*/code/ - Programming (2ch-style board)
*/haiku/ - Haikus (2ch-style board)
*/prog/ - Programming (2ch-style board)
*/sjis/ - [[ASCII Art (AA)|SJIS Art]] (2ch-style board; <del>contrary to popular belief, [https://dis.heyuri.net/sjis/ it still exists]!</del> currently b0rked due to [[KolymaNET|kncdn.org]] [[De-kolymization|no longer existing]])
*/world/ - World Politics (2ch-style board)
*/vote/ - Polls (poll board, archived and replaced by /vote2/ on [[Heyuri★CGI]])
*booru.Heyuri.cf - Booru (booru)

==History==
[[File:049.png|none|thumb|200px|Timeline of Heyuri (outdated and wrong)]]

===Teh beginning===
[[File:Heyuri.cf.png|thumb|200px|Heyuri in its beginnings, as a booru-like filehosting service.]]
As far as records show, [[lolico]] registered heyuri.cf on December 26th, 2018. By February 2019, lolico had turned it into a self-coded booru-like site, which he [https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/69846398/ advertised on 4chan's /g/]. Lolico originally created the site as a way to sharpen his PHP skills and play around with programming, something he was very new to at the time.

Very little to no interesting things happen during this period.

Sidenote: The heyuri.cf domain was lost some time in 2021. The domain itself has been through a long history of seizures, back-and-forth ownership, and redirects; at one point, [https://web.archive.org/web/20211207082851/http://heyuri.cf/ it was reverted back to a static version of how early booru-era Heyuri looked].

====Heyuri becomes an imageboard site====
[[File:Heyuri front page 2019-12-08.png|thumb|200px|Heyuri's front page circa 2019/12/08]]
On November 11th, 2019, Heyuri entered a new phase of life. Lolico launched Heyuri as an imageboard, spurred on by his need to expand his PHP knowledge further. It used his own fork of Fikaba, which he named Sakomoto. The "activity" on the imageboard itself was terribly slow, just like other smaller imageboard sites at the time. It also did not have many of the things that now represent Heyuri, such as [[Rule 8]] or an established board culture.

Fast forward to February 5th, and [[Kuz|kuz]] was visiting Heyuri. It's during one of these visits that he made Heyuri's first and largest Tomo thread (as "Tomoposter"), and the site would mostly consist of Tomoposter's blog threads for the next few months. Around this time, lolico announced that he was looking for a second administrator, and [[Cavalier|cavalier]] took on the role.

===Lolico/kuz era===
===="Teh golden age of Heyuri"====
[[File:Oldfag day.png|alt=golden era ss|thumb|200px|2020/6/6, or Oldfag Day, as declared by Ryogo Masaki.]]
[[Golden age of Heyuri|See the Golden age of Heyuri article for more details]]

Eventually, cavalier stepped down, and kuz was made the new co-admin. The site was also moved to kuz's servers, since kuz offered to host it for free. Lolico and kuz run the site as two and the site increasingly garnered attention; lolico advertised the site on various imageboards, and kuz's following on 9chan tagged along with him to Heyuri. This influx of users caused a HUEG increase in activity, going from a few posts a week to hundreds of posts per day.

At the end of May 2020, lolico rolled out new imageboard software—his own fork of FutabaWall—which replaced [[Sakomoto]]. [[Namefags of Heyuri|Namefags]] and anonymous users alike were now frequently posting on the site, and the PPH reached well above 100 each day (especially during [[Partybus|partybus]] visits, where activity could reach heights of 200-500 PPH in short spurts). Tons of OC was made, and the overall feeling of the site was positive and optimistic. What could possibly go wrong?

====TEH DRAMA====
[[Drama|See the Drama article for more details]]

During the summer of 2020—especially after the stress and overwork caused by [[TEH CRASH]] on July 9th—kuz and lolico started to argue like two clucking hens behind the scenes. While initially contained to [[Dicksword]], the fallout from these arguments increasingly began affecting the main site from late-July 2020 onwards.

[[Akima]]—who was originally brought in as a PHP developer, but would later reveal himself to be the sabotuer behind TEH CRASH—fanned the flames between the two co-admins, pitting them against each other while playing both sides. Arguments between kuz and lolico on Dicksword got leaked and posted en masse to Heyuri and 3chan, while [[faganon]] faganon'd. Most users were disappointed in lolico's apparent behavior, and others thought both co-admins behaved like children.

In early-September 2020, Heyuri got "hacked" and deleted by Akima, who replaced the site with lolico's dox. Lolico eventually regained control and took the site down, saying that it would stay down indefinitely. Over the next few weeks, kuz made several attempts to revive Heyuri on his own, but each attempt failed almost immediately due to crapflooding attacks from Akima.

===Kuz/Kolyma era===

====StrawberryHeaven====
[[File:The state of things.png|thumb|200px|A depiction of the situation during the StrawberryHeaven era]]
[[StrawberryHeaven|See the StrawberryHeaven article for more details]]

Eventually, kuz launched [[StrawberryHeaven]] on September 29th, 2020, which replaced Heyuri for a few months. The use of Perl software meant that Akima could not attack it, for the skiddie had no compatible scripts.

There was no indication that Heyuri would ever return, and kuz would effectively tell users that they should get over Heyuri and enjoy StrawberryHeaven. Activity was significantly slower than on Heyuri and many former-Heyuri regulars seemed to be absent, but the users that were there still managed to have fun when they weren't wishing/demanding for Heyuri to come back.

Through some miracle (money? sexual favors? Who knows...), lolico eventually handed the heyuri.net domain over to kuz. In early December 2020, kuz shut down StrawberryHeaven and relaunched Heyuri to much fanfare.

====Revival====
Heyuri was revived on December 5th, 2020 using a backup made in August 2020 (roughly one month prior to the site being killed). The userbase was smaller and slower than ever, with many former regulars being nowhere to be seen, but at least [[Fun Heyuri Community Activities]] were happening again.

====Kokonotsuba is born====
By early 2021, the performance of the old FutabaWall fork that Heyuri had been using since June 2020 had degraded signicantly, and the site was painfully slow to use. This was later discovered to simply be that fact there was no maximum thread limit (which the software was not designed to handle), but this wasn't accepted as fact at the time (although it may have been suggested and ignored...).

Kuz had been dreaming of a replacement imageboard software as early as October 2020, and in February 2021, kuz and friends (also known as third-world PHP developers on Fiverr) started working for realzies on a new fork of Pixmicat—itself a fork of futaba. This would become known as [[Kokonotsuba]], and its launch on March 18th, 2021 was controversial to say the least.

====Kolymization/De-kolymization====
[[File:The Last Imageboard.png|thumb|200px|This post captured the depressing and hopeless sentiment that was felt at the time ;_;]]
[[De-kolymization|See the De-kolymization article for more details]]

The period of early-2021 to early-2022 was by far the slowest (yet also most controversial) period that Heyuri has ever been through. 2021 in particular was extremely inactive, with posts-per-day on Off-Topic falling to averages as low as 6, with days where no posts were made at all. Users frequently expressed disatisfaction with the apparent neglect that kuz was showing towards Heyuri (despite preemptively announcing a new era of prosperity for Heyuri every couple of months).

On a more positive note, [[Strange World]] was launched on March 29th, 2021, and was officially merged with Heyuri on July 11th 2021. By the latter half of the year, Strange World was neck-and-neck with Off-Topic for the most "active" Heyuri board, sometimes even surpassing it.

Despite this, there were frequent spats and differences of opinion on site direction between kuz and certain longterm Heyuri users. One point of contention was that kuz had introduced wordfilters for certain sites/admins he didn't like, which lead to posts on his personal site disparaging those sites/admins. This culminated in a very longpost-y debate circa late-2021 on whether or not Heyuri should be pro or anti "board wars" (hostility and aggression towards other websites). On the 6th Townhall on December 11th, 2021, kuz expressed that he was pro board wars, while other Heyuri staff/users (including [[Kaguya]]) were against. The majority of other users present expressed a deafening indifference to the matter.

From late-2021 onwards, kaguya (who had been a Heyuri moderator for a little over a year by this point) became more heavily involved in fixing up the site, solving as many issues that had been present since the introduction of Kokonotsuba as he could with his limited access.

The first [[Heyuri Cytube]] took place on March 5th, 2022, starting with FLCL. Heyuri Cytube events would take place roughly every two months until May 2024, when it was increased to roughly once a month.

===Kaguya era===
====Teh VidLii influx====
[[File:1648798349487.png|thumb|200px|Cuz I'm dreaming～♪]]
On April 26th, 2022, kuz stepped down as Heyuri's administrator, and kaguya took on the role. The userbase was unanimous in believing that kaguya would be better suited to the position, and were happy to see it happen. At the same time, kaguya made [[anonwaha]] the site's sole janitor, later being upgraded to moderator on July 7th, 2022.

From May 2022 onwards, activity on Heyuri would slowly rise, with November 2022 (1641 PPM on Off-Topic) having roughly 3x the activity of April 2022 (564 PPM on Off-Topic). This was due to increased optimism and proactiveness in advertising the site in new places. One of these places was VidLii, which had recently been bought by kuz. Anonwaha's [https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=zekNlzoD8gS Heyuri-tan dreaming] video was uploaded by kaguya to VidLii on May 4th 2022 and featured on the front page of the site, which led to an influx of (mostly teenage) users. Many of these new users weren't familiar with imageboards.

Notable new users included usagi, who made many glorious [[Flashes of Heyuri|flash animations]], and lg, who made a lot of [[ASCII Art (AA)|AA]].

====Teh HUEG New Years 2023 influx====
[[File:Little alice 2.png|thumb|200px|Little Alice was one of the many OCs from around this time]]
In late December 2022 and early January 2023, one or more rogue users began mass-promoting Heyuri across many different websites, including 4chan. This led to sudden yet never-before-seen levels of activity, with December 2022 and January 2023 having 3,401 and 6,406 posts per month on Off-Topic respectively—now 4x more activity than November 2022, and 11x more than April 2022. This influx had a mostly positive impact on Heyuri, but also meant that the site staff (which was still just kaguya and anonwaha) were massively overwhelmed.

[[Little Alice]] was created around this time, along with a ton of other OC.

There were a few notable instances of drama caused by friction between kuz (who was still secretly involved in the hosting and moderation of Heyuri) and anonwaha (who had long been the most vocal Heyuri user when it came to calling out "kuz/kolyma crap"). This was sparked by former Heyuri users—some of which had previously left due to their dislike of kuz and/or his running of Heyuri—asking if kuz was still present, with kaguya initially claiming he wasn't. This was put to rest once kuz, anonwaha, and kaguya held a private discussion.

An additional drama episode between the same individuals occurred in March(?) 2023 after kokonotsuba had finally been made open source in January, where kuz had forcefully replaced lounge's software with his new proprietary and kolymized fork. This was soon undone, as the only real benefit it provided was the addition of several new emotes. Kuz also tried offering an automated thread archival system if Heyuri adopted his ghey fork, but the users said nothx.

On April 3rd, 2023, one of kaguya's other imageboard sites [[Nihongochannel]] was merged with Heyuri in the form of the 日本語 board.

On April 26th—after significant bouts of crapflooding and an increase in trouble—some of Heyuri's rules were tweaked. Rule 8 would be more heavily enforced on needlessly angry posts, all discussions related to trans topics were outlawed under Rule 7, and "board domination by a single user/topic" were clamped down on.

On April 29th, [https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=63477 new janitors were "hired" to help moderate Heyuri], which was still at 4000-5500 PPM on Off-Topic.

====Heyuri★CGI====
[[File:@Party II players.jpg|thumb|200px|A gathering of @Party II players, back when Heyuri users still played the game.]]
[[Heyuri★CGI|See the Heyuri★CGI article for more info]]

On July 18th, 2023, [[Heyuri★CGI]] was launched as a "sister site" to Heyuri, ran by anonwaha. It houses Japanese [[CGI games]] translated into English, a Japanese-style chats/boards, and other novelties from ye olde Japanese web. [[@Party II]] was the first "big" game to be launched on July 26th, 2023, with [[Hakoniwa Islands|Hakoniwa Islands 2]] following it on September 19th, 2023. Other games would later be released, such as Chinsouki★ (Christmas Day 2023) and Battle Royale R (September 12th, 2024).

=====Hakoniwa Islands=====
[[File:Heyuri Archipelago.png|thumb|200px|Some of the islands of the Heyuri Archipelago during its peak]]
[[Hakoniwa Islands|See the Hakoniwa Islands article for more info]]

Hakoniwa Islands became very popular with some Heyuri users (and even non-Heyuri users), with threads about the game taking the top spot on Off-Topic's index until discussions were moved to Heyuri★CGI's own Game Discussion board (and later, Hakoniwa Chat). By early-2024, the players had mostly split into 3 large factions: HAPI, OTAKU, and independent nations. The unsolvable differences between HAPI and OTAKU culminated in two HUEG wars between them. Due to increased drama, trolling, attacks on the site/staff, and user requests, the game was controversially split into PvE and PvP instances in March 2024. This led to many OTAKU players quitting the game, and activity dying down.

=====Chat@Heyuri=====
Launched on December 5th, 2023, Chat@Heyuri became a highly active center of casual/retarded discussion by Janaury 2024. In January 2024 it hovered around 1000-2500 message per day, before settling into the hundreds with occasional spikes.

====Bunkasai 2023====
On November 4th, 2023, Heyuri held its inaugral bunkasai (cultural festival), [https://www.heyuri.net/bunkasai/2023.html Bunkasai 2023]. Users held a quest thread, drama club, trivia thread, music club, scanlation club, drawing arena, drew their own manga, and various other activities.

====SpaceHey influx and Rule 0====
[[File:Rule 0.png|thumb|200px|Loli haet Rule 0!]]
Starting in late 2023, Heyuri began being promoted on SpaceHey (a MySpace clone) by some users. This led to an influx of underage and mostly female users (ranging from 11 to 15 years old, including the so-called "[[Loli Trio]]") between December 2023 and February 2024. Some of these users began posting photos (including n00dz) of themselves on Off-Topic, which started becoming something of a regular occurrance. Many users were... [[Lolicon|not entirely dissatisfied with the situation]], while other users wanted them all [[B&]].

Eventually, with regretful agreement from staff and users alike, kaguya instated Rule 0 on February 26th, 2024:
<blockquote>''You must leave this site immediately if you are under 18 years old.''</blockquote>
;_;

====MOAR BOARDS====
On June 11th, 2024, the overboard feature which had been absent since the launch of Kokonotsuba in March 2021 returned to Heyuri thanks to [[hachikuji]] developing a new implementation of it. This was shortly followed by several former Heyuri boards being brought back on June 16th: Anime/Manga (/a/), 2D Cute (/c/), 2D Ero (/h/), and 2D Lolikon (/l/). The 2D Lolikon board was the result of loli3/lolich/whatever-the-hell-it-was-called's loli board being imported over, and included all the posts from there.

Heyuri's Flash board (/f/) was brought back a little later on September 18th, 2024. This was again thanks to [[hachikuji]], who developed a new and improved flash board template and SWF embed function. The motivation for restoring /f/ came from the fact that [[4chan]] /f/'s SWF embed function was b0rked for several days. Some Heyuri users thought that [https://archive.ph/LrQIe maybe they could get some of 4/f/'s users to visit Heyuri] (as has happened before) during the downtime. Typically, the 4chan board was fixed several hours after Heyuri's /f/ went up.

====Bunkasai 2024====
Bunkasai 2024 took place on November 2nd. One of the main activies was the introduction of Yumemiru Gambler; a CGI game where users can play a lottery, roll dice, bet on horse racing, and play rock paper scissors while trying to bag as much virtual cash as possible. It became something of a frenzy, with many users spamming it non-stop for several days. It was later found that the randomization technique was flawed, leading to some users quickly gaining HUEG profits before it was patched.

====MOAR BOARDS part 2====
On November 16th, 2024, a new 3D Girls (/s/) imageboard was added. It's purpose is to house cute/erotic [[IRL|real life]] content such as [[JAV]], [[Gravure|gravure idols]], and [[Cosplay|cosplay]], with the limitation being that everything must be Japanese in origin.

Iruyeh-tan

2025-05-05T02:58:25Z

Yakuruto: added image

[[File: Iruyeh mad.png|thumb]]

Iruyeh-tan is the less well known evil(ish) twin sister of [[Heyuri-tan]]. Her backstory is quoted from the original post<ref>https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=133428</ref> from the 22nd of February 2025:

<blockquote>
... they were raised together but heyuri-tan was clearly the favourite child,
she tries and tries to get noticed by her family, friends, even strangers! but everyone always only talks about heyuri.

So I believe this is why iruyeh-tan is so evil and against fun: it's the only way she has to get the attention she never got as a child

we may see her laughing evilly as she b0rks rule 8 but I believe that when all is said and done and she gets home she cries herself to sleep :(
</blockquote>

She is typically depicted with long, dark hair, and has a scar on her left eye<ref>https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=141673</ref>.
Some suspect she has an ugly bastard kink, and that faganon has some form of connection with her.. Nobody really knows, as she's too well hidden for anyone to ask her directly...

== Gallery ==
<gallery mode="nolines">
File:Iruyeh(1).png|iruyeh-tan exhibiting bratty behavior
File:Iruyeh-redux.png|possible redesign?
</gallery>
== Links ==

File:Iruyeh-redux.png

2025-05-05T02:55:57Z

Yakuruto:

Talk:Iruyeh-tan

2025-05-04T21:42:16Z

Yakuruto: anyone happen to have the archived threads?

She goes back a little older than the two recent threads, but I can't find the older ones at the moment. IIRC they were made in mid or late 2024? Bant-sama* made a thread with the image I just added to the gallery. That one isn't even the original, it had to be edited because of R8. I have teh OG saved, but not the one with censor bars over the greentext.

<nowiki/>*For lack of a better name for this user. I don't recall if ever used another for himself, since he posts as anonymous. --[[User:Yakuruto|Yakuruto]] ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 21:42, 4 May 2025 (UTC)

Iruyeh-tan

2025-05-04T21:32:16Z

Yakuruto: added gallery

File:Iruyeh(1).png

2025-05-04T21:27:55Z

Yakuruto:

Heyuri Cytube

2025-04-20T10:50:17Z

Yakuruto: corrected slander against our glorious admin

The place where '''[[Heyuri]]''''s [[anime]] streams happen, and replacement for the [[Monthly Anime]]. As of September 2022, there have been several streams; unlike the Monthly Anime, they have all been considered resounding successes.
== Features ==
It has a Futaba CSS style that [[kaguya]] created, and there's also a script that makes chat comments overlay the video and scroll horizontally, in a similar fashion to [[Nico Nico Douga]]. It allows users to queue their own videos including raw mp4 files and youtube videos, and the site syncs these videos so that everyone watches the same part simultaneously.

== Schedule ==

There isn't a strict schedule for when streams occur, but they're typically held at 6-7pm UTC on the second-to-last or last Saturday of the month, once a month (since May 2024; previously they were once every two months). The reason given by [[Heyuri staff-san]] for not doing them more often is that having them less often keeps them feeling like special events, as well as keeping attendance high.

== Nominations ==
Since March 1, 2024, nominating and voting is done on Heyuri's dedicated [https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ Anime Nominations] page. '''GO THERE & VOTE!! DO IT NOW!!!1'''

When Heyuri's Cytube streams first started, shows would typically be nominated by the users in a dedicated thread on /b/—the same way it was done since the days of the [[Monthly Anime]]—and then the nominations would be curated and thrown into a poll by [[kaguya]] on /vote/. From August 4, 2022 and until the introduction of the Anime Nominations page on March 1, 2024, nominations took place in the form of a table on the [[Anime Nominations|anime nominations wiki page]], where users could add shows and state whether they're interested or not.
== Previous streams ==
<div style="overflow-x:auto">
{| class="wikitable"
|+ List of Heyuri Cytube streams
|-
! Date !! Anime !! Synopsis !! How it went
|-
| 2022/03/05
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/227/FLCL FLCL]
| There's a butt-ton of crazy shit going on, and there's [[Pantsu|pantsu]] and stuff. Sasuga Gainax!
| The stream went ahead without issue. There was an afterparty where users could add videos of their choosing to the playlist. [[Kuz]] appeared to be absent, but after the stream [https://dis.heyuri.net/sw/bbs.php?c=08&m=g&f=202203.dat#a2823 he alleged that he was there anonymously]. 0_0
|-
| 2022/07/16
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/133/Green_Green Green Green] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/651/Green_Green_Thirteen__Erolutions Green Green Thirteen: Erolutions]
| Some weirdo named Yusuke and his roommates become introduced into the magical, wonderful world of women, and shit gets weird. It turns into a harem for Yusuke, while his friends partake in hot gay yaoi sex.
| The Cytube instance was active, and around 9 people showed up. People were active, and most watched to the end. Overall, a [[WIN|WIN.]]
|-
| 2022/09/17
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/358/Iriya_no_Sora_UFO_no_Natsu Iriya no Sora, UFO no Natsu]
| Asaba meets a purple-haired girl with electric balls and autism (canon) at a pool. She has nosebleeds, nearly dies of spaghetti, contracts alzheimer's, and commits CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Error 404: no sex found ;_;
| Blowing all previous streams out of the water, there were 21 concurrent viewers at its peak (hovering around 19-20 for most of it), with high chat activity throughout. Fun and LOLs were had. There was an afterparty that lasted a couple of hours, with kaguya and sata-andagi providing most of the music.
|-
| 2022/12/10
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/533/Sensei_no_Ojikan__Doki_Doki_School_Hours Sensei no Ojikan: Doki Doki School Hours]
| ♪ DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC ♪ (or the yaoi, apparently...)
| This time there were 22 viewers at the peak, with high activity throughout. A couple of viewers were guests from kuz's [[Rule 8]] website due to the link being posted there, but there was no trouble. Many pissens were had, also something about spaghetti twin towers(???). Maybe there was an afterparty, I dunno I fell asleep ( ´ω`)
|-
| 2023/02/18
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/6774/Kuuchuu_Buranko Kuuchuu Buranko / Trapeze]
| A psychiatrist with three personalities (A shota, a teenager, and a bear), and a sexy nurse (who may or may not be a shotacon) help a bunch of retards with their retardation
| The stream peaked at 23-24 users, and hovered around 16 and 19 users. The fun and LOLs made the 11 episodes seem a lot shorter. At one point everything in /b/ was turned quite upside down until we finished the show. The afterparty was fun as always, but sadly one guy arrived extremely late and left when he realized he missed the whole thing (lol). Definitely a WIN
|-
| 2023/05/06
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/240/Genshiken Genshiken]
| Otaku club does otaku club things, gyaru imouto gets CROC'D, athlete's foot causes love to bloom, a smoker kills doujinshi with fire, and something about Gaben and the CIA.
| User-count reached around 32 before the stream even began, and it hovered around 30-32 for a lot of the show. By the end there was around 16 or so users still lurking, and there was a brief afterparty. The chat was way more active than usual throughout, and everyone had a good time. During the EDs, it was snowing :mona2:...
|-
| 2023/07/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/293/Di_Gi_Charat Di Gi Charat]
| A show about Rabi~en~Rose, nyo/nyu/pyo/gema, <del>slut</del>slug-kun, a nazi boy, and BLACK GAMERS.
| A spontaneous semi-official stream hosted by [[pez]] on the Heyuri Cytube. Peaked at around 17 users and hovered around 14-15. It was a fun PARTY NIGHT, but [[kaguya]] managed to fall asleep before it was over.
|-
| 2023/09/16
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/229/Ninin_ga_Shinobuden Ninin ga Shinobuden]
| A kunoichi and her friend is doing bunch of stuff with a ninja school, its perverted master and a group of Heyurizen ninjas. There were a lot of fart jokes in the show, and of course ninja yaoi wasn't absent either.
| User-count was usually around 25 users through the show, and around 18 of us made until the end of the show. The chat was active, and there was a brief afterparty as usual.
|-
| 2023/12/02
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3358/Kure-nai Kure-nai]
| Loli gets kidnapped from the family incest raep dungeon and starts living with a lolicon shota who has elbow boner syndrome. Show starts out strong with nekkid loli nipples and has a few other highlights (THANK YOU OKAASAN), but from episode 8 onwards it becomes a bit of a <del>car crash</del> '''CAR RACE'''.
| Peaked at 27 users, hovered around 18-25 for most of it, and ended with around 16. Chat was active throughout and users enjoyed themselves as usual, although opinions of the show itself were mixed.
|-
| 2024/01/27
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1858/Gakuen_Utopia_Manabi_Straight Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight!] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3219/Gakuen_Utopia_Manabi_Straight__Natsu_da_Manabi_da_Kyouka_Gasshuku_da Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight!: Natsu da! Manabi da! Kyouka Gasshuku da!]
| Yuri lolis do yuri school council work to put on a yuri festival, yuri hijinks ensue. Also features a cute roach, cute(?) hag, and cute TERRORIST ATTACK. Needs moar pantsu.
| Topped out at 34 users, ending with 20 users by the end of the last episode. Fun was had by most, and users generally rated the show 7/10. There was a several-hour afterparty featuring weird butt rock (the skipping of which led one grumpy fag to storm off XD), groovy tunes, and the usual [[Aniota|aniota]] affair.
|-
| 2024/03/30
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/373/Bannou_Bunka_Neko-Musume All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/357/Bokusatsu_Tenshi_Dokuro-chan Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan] (+ [https://myanimelist.net/anime/10711/Plastic_Neesan Plastic Neesan])
| Nuku Nuku: A neko robo girl is living with a shota and his papa (who created the neko robo) while the shota's hag mother attempts to gain custody of teh shota by sending OLs after them to the sound of Sonic the Hedgehog music. Also features Amy Rose, Japanese AVGN, and KFC. Dokuro-chan: An angel from the future comes to live with a boy, the latter of which is predicted to become a lolicon who prevents women from developing past the age of 12. The angel frequently bludgeons the boy to death before magically restoring him to perfect health. Also features a homeless angel, BINKAN SALARYMAN, and "that face".
| Before the show started, there was a surprise showing of Plastic Neesan. Nuku Nuku held a steady 24-26 users throughout, while Dokuro-chan remained in the 19-20 range. The shows were rated highly, and lots of fun and LOLs were had. As usual, there was an aniota afterparty.
|-
| 2024/05/18
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/785/Otaku_no_Video Otaku no Video] (+ [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2724/Daicon_Opening_Animations Daicon Opening Animations])
| A riajuu gets scouted by otaku military forces and begins otaku boot camp. After much training, otaku warfare, and NTR, he takes over the world with garage kits and boin boin to become the Otaking! Nevar forget those brave men who fought in the otaku wars ;_;7
| This was a surprise stream rather than the usual "top nominated show every 2 months", and the user count hovered around 18-20 throughout. Users enjoyed the show, and as usual there was an afterparty. Prior to Otaku no Video, the Daicon opening animations were shown to provide a little context. In the hours before this stream began, there was another stream on Heyuri's little cousin site [[Nashi Kouen]] featuring a little of [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2950/Doubutsu_no_Mori Animal Crossing: The Movie] and the main event of [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2277/Mahou_Yuugi_2D Mahou Yuugi 2D]. There were around 6-8 viewers throughout, many of which later joined Heyuri's stream. It was surprisingly eroi!
|-
| 2024/06/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1233/Aozora_Shoujo-tai Aozora Shoujo-tai] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/4714/The_Rapeman The Rapeman]
| Aozora Shoujo-tai: An airplane otaku joins an all-female flight squad in the JASDF consisting of a delicious chocolate woman, jealous bitch, and a pink loli with a bottomless stomach. Facing threat of being disbanded, they set out to prove that they can actually fly. NTR and gay sex ensues. The Rapeman: A hero punishes evildoers in the only way he can - with extreme penetration and no mercy! Such is his brand of justice that it instantly makes any wicked woman question their villainous ways! But don't thank Rapeman, thank rape!
| Stream went relatively smooth, with around 30 users at the peak, and hovering 21-23 users watching to the end. As usual, there was an afterparty. Many faps and LOLs were had during The Rapeman, and erotic screenshots were shared (and a GIF!) from Aozora Shoujo-tai. One user even drew hot bikini for tasty chocolate waifu. :o
|-
| 2024/07/20
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/320/A_Kite A Kite] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3323/Kite_Liberator Kite Liberator] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/221/Mezzo_Forte Mezzo Forte]
| A Kite: Guns 'n' raep. Kite Liberator: Guns 'n' space curry monsters. Mezzo Forte: Guns 'n' raep 'n' LOLs.
| I'm adding this late so it's hard to remember, but it went well and I think it peaked around 17 users. The general opinion was that A Kite was stylish but lacked substance, Kite Liberator was a little dull but had some kewl moments, and Mezzo Forte was great fun all-round.
|-
| 2024/08/17
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/383/Galaxy_Angel Galaxy Angel]
| A lucky airhead, boyfriend hunter, gun maniac, chicken cosplayer, mute monk, sentient missile, and villains who share the same face get into episodic shenanigans. LOLs ensue.
| For the first half there was around 20-23 users, and by the end there was around 14 users remaining. Despite many users struggling to stay awake, fun and LOLs were had. As usual there was an after party, and discussions sparked up about employment/NEET and violent encounters at school. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
|-
| 2024/09/21
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/816/Nanako_Kaitai_Shinsho Amazing Nurse Nanako]
| Hawt maid/nurse(???) girl Nanako is an adorable baka, and her appearances are interspersed between some kind of plot about clones, mechas, the pope, and zombie jeebus. There's bouncy torpedo tits galore, delicous bare bewbs with nipples make several appearances, and pantsu aplenty. A temple of Tibetan monks also gets inadvertantly bombed to shit by Nanako, LOL.
| User count hovered between 15-17 throughout, with several notable regulars not being able to make it. Users had fun, but the general opinion was that the show was a 6 or 7 out of 10, and would have been improved with moar bewbs and less plot.
|-
| 2024/10/19
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/64/Rozen_Maiden Rozen Maiden]
| Featuring unyuu~, '''DESU''', '''BOKU''', yakult, and DELICIOUS DOLLJOINTS
| Stream went well, and there was lots of activity throughout. User count floated around 30-32 during the first half, and around 25 during the second half. Some users fell asleep during the last couple of episodes and missed the ending (liek me ;_;). The following weekend, there was a semi-official follow-up Rozen Maiden Träumend stream (which I slept through ;_;).
|-
| 2024/11/23
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2166/Doujin_Work Doujin Work] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1770/Unbalance Unbalance AKA Sibling Secret]
| Doujin Work: Girl decides that selling doujinshi is the path to big moneyz, so she starts drawing and selling them even though she sux at it. Cute cosplaying loli was cute. Unbalance: Lots of very artistic p****, sch****, and RAEP.
| Stream started with 21 users, with 18 remaining by the end of Doujin Work. Users seemed to enjoy the show a lot, with several rating it 8/10. Unbalance started with 18 users, but fell to 10 by the end of the first episode. Sidenote: the week prior to this stream, a [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1881/Sasami__Mahou_Shoujo_Club Sasami: Mahou Shoujo Club] stream intended for [[Nashi Kouen]] was hosted on Heyuri's Cytube due to poor planning on Nashi's part. Fun was had, but there weren't many viewers present - and most were from Heyuri.
|-
| 2024/12/21
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/488/Ichigo_Mashimaro Ichigo Mashimaro]
| A LOLworthy show about a chain-smoking oneesan, the brattiest loli of all time, an English girl who can't speak English, a crybaby neko who believes in santa-san, and a fat sumo wrestler. Go stand in the hallway, Sasazuka.
| Started with 24 users, 22 by the halftime break, and 20 by the end. Many LOLs were had, and users rated the show 9/10 on average. There were a handful of users from 4chan's /a/ who came along for the ride.
|-
| 2025/01/25
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/650/Gunsmith_Cats Gunsmith Cats] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/458/Buttobi_CPU I Dream of Mimi AKA Buttobi!! CPU] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/5259/Rance__Sabaku_no_Guardian Rance: Sabaku no Guardian]
| Gunsmith Cats: Girls, guns, and cars! A cute brown gun maniac and a short blonde bomb maniac team up against a female Russian Terminator. Also featuring heroin-dealing Donald Trump. RIP nigra cop ;_;7 I Dream of Mimi AKA Buttobi!! CPU: A lucky guy gets a cute humanoid pasokon, and the only way to increase its capabilities is to stick his pen0r in her computer manko. Together they fight off the evil American Apple Nacintosh sisters and obtain a hawt pasokon girl harem. Rance: RAEP, murder, and plenty of bewbz.
| For Gunsmith Cats the user count stayed around 25, then stayed around 20-21 for Buttobi!! CPU and Rance. Many LOLs and faps were had. Fun fact: every show here featured a girl sticking their middle finger up.
|-
| 2025/02/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2367/Moetan Moetan]
| A series of loli transformation scenes with lots of [[File:Emo-yotsuba-nosebleed.gif|frameless]] and [[File:Emo-yotsuba-drool.gif|frameless]]. Also features a Heyurizen and genius production staff.
| Started out with 24 users, 23 by the midpoint break, and 15 remained by the end. Many LOLs and nosebleeds were had. There wasn't much of an afterparty since the show was longer than usual and everyone was tired.
|-
| 2025/03/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1177/Alien_9 Alien 9] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/581/Honoo_no_Labyrinth Labyrinth of Flames] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/750/Binchou-tan Binchou-tan]
| Alien 9: Crybabies, HUEG ear sex, and metaphors about puberty/raep/????. Quote of the show: "UUUU [[File:Emo-yotsuba-cry.gif|frameless]]" about 9001 times Labyrinth of Flames: A guy who wants to be a samurai(?), a girl with piss powars, a daughter-groping father, a yaoi guy, and HAWT BADDIE CHICKS. Binchou-tan: CHIBI BLUE-HAIRED LOLI THAT RIDES DUCKS.
| Started off with around 20 users which grew to 29 by the end of Alien 9. There was roughly 26 users throughout all of Labyrinth of Flames. During Binchou-tan there was about 18 to 20 users throughout. Heyurians seemed to have their usual fun and LOLs.
|-
| 2025/4/19
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1158/Geobreeders__File-X_Chibi_Neko_Dakkan Geobreeders] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1085/Interlude Interlude]
| Geobreeders: A virgin errand boy and his merry band of hawt babes and neko loli are caught in various shenanigans trying to thwart the evil plans of neko-orc-goblin-Russian-thugs who want to use a nuclear warhead for... reasons!
Interlude: I'll... try to recollect to the best of my ability. So the MC is trapped in the matrix basically, and every world he wakes up in is actually a world made inside the mind of someone else. Each world reflects the desires of the person who made it. Complex meta shit, get it? Featuring Sugiura ([[Heyurian|Heyurizen]]), an emo imouto and her emo hag onee-san, boring but badass archer Aya, and a couple other hawt babes I only remember because of boobs. Also, titty monster eats high schooler with her monstrous breasticles. Mmmm...
| Peaked around 32-34 users, while maintaining 30 or above throughout the first stream, before dipping to around 26-27 for Interlude. Afterparty started with KOMM SUSSER TOD, and some sweet music and idol songs, the latter courtesy of our resident idol worshipper, [[Pez|pez]] :3
During Geobreeders, there was a coin toss guess and it landed on... heads? Tails? It was a rabbit, so I have no idea. Finally, it was hachi who fell asleep during the stream this time, breaking his sleep virginity. ＼（＾Ｏ＾）／
|}
</div>

== Previously nominated anime ==
Things to note:
*See the [[Monthly Anime]] page for anime that were nominated during the Monthly Anime era.
*If an anime was nominated in more than one poll, the various vote totals were combined.
*In some cases, votes were made after the poll had closed, or the votes were inflated by the dreaded votespammer. He's in ur /vote/, ruining ur polls, and therefore the entries with significantly more votes than the others should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
*Polls currently only allow a single choice to be made per user, so this is a list of first choices rather than a list of true popularity.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Previously nominated anime
|-
! Anime !! Votes
|-
| Golden Boy || 8
|-
| FLCL || 7
|-
| Green Green || 6
|-
| Koi Koi Seven || 4
|-
| Moetan || 4
|-
| Hand Maid May || 3
|-
| Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan || 2
|-
| Elfen Lied || 2
|-
| Kodomo no Jikan || 2
|-
| Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha || 1
|-
| Popotan || 1
|-
| Tenkuu no Escaflowne || 1
|}

== Link to Heyuri's Cytube ==
https://cytu.be/r/heyuri

Heyuri Cytube

2025-04-20T01:55:57Z

Yakuruto: corrected viewer count

The place where '''[[Heyuri]]''''s [[anime]] streams happen, and replacement for the [[Monthly Anime]]. As of September 2022, there have been several streams; unlike the Monthly Anime, they have all been considered resounding successes.
== Features ==
It has a Futaba CSS style that [[kaguya]] created, and there's also a script that makes chat comments overlay the video and scroll horizontally, in a similar fashion to [[Nico Nico Douga]]. It allows users to queue their own videos including raw mp4 files and youtube videos, and the site syncs these videos so that everyone watches the same part simultaneously.

== Schedule ==

There isn't a strict schedule for when streams occur, but they're typically held at 6-7pm UTC on the second-to-last or last Saturday of the month, once a month (since May 2024; previously they were once every two months). The reason given by [[Heyuri staff-san]] for not doing them more often is that having them less often keeps them feeling like special events, as well as keeping attendance high.

== Nominations ==
Since March 1, 2024, nominating and voting is done on Heyuri's dedicated [https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ Anime Nominations] page. '''GO THERE & VOTE!! DO IT NOW!!!1'''

When Heyuri's Cytube streams first started, shows would typically be nominated by the users in a dedicated thread on /b/—the same way it was done since the days of the [[Monthly Anime]]—and then the nominations would be curated and thrown into a poll by [[kaguya]] on /vote/. From August 4, 2022 and until the introduction of the Anime Nominations page on March 1, 2024, nominations took place in the form of a table on the [[Anime Nominations|anime nominations wiki page]], where users could add shows and state whether they're interested or not.
== Previous streams ==
<div style="overflow-x:auto">
{| class="wikitable"
|+ List of Heyuri Cytube streams
|-
! Date !! Anime !! Synopsis !! How it went
|-
| 2022/03/05
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/227/FLCL FLCL]
| There's a butt-ton of crazy shit going on, and there's [[Pantsu|pantsu]] and stuff. Sasuga Gainax!
| The stream went ahead without issue. There was an afterparty where users could add videos of their choosing to the playlist. [[Kuz]] appeared to be absent, but after the stream [https://dis.heyuri.net/sw/bbs.php?c=08&m=g&f=202203.dat#a2823 he alleged that he was there anonymously]. 0_0
|-
| 2022/07/16
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/133/Green_Green Green Green] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/651/Green_Green_Thirteen__Erolutions Green Green Thirteen: Erolutions]
| Some weirdo named Yusuke and his roommates become introduced into the magical, wonderful world of women, and shit gets weird. It turns into a harem for Yusuke, while his friends partake in hot gay yaoi sex.
| The Cytube instance was active, and around 9 people showed up. People were active, and most watched to the end. Overall, a [[WIN|WIN.]]
|-
| 2022/09/17
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/358/Iriya_no_Sora_UFO_no_Natsu Iriya no Sora, UFO no Natsu]
| Asaba meets a purple-haired girl with electric balls and autism (canon) at a pool. She has nosebleeds, nearly dies of spaghetti, contracts alzheimer's, and commits CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Error 404: no sex found ;_;
| Blowing all previous streams out of the water, there were 21 concurrent viewers at its peak (hovering around 19-20 for most of it), with high chat activity throughout. Fun and LOLs were had. There was an afterparty that lasted a couple of hours, with kaguya and sata-andagi providing most of the music.
|-
| 2022/12/10
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/533/Sensei_no_Ojikan__Doki_Doki_School_Hours Sensei no Ojikan: Doki Doki School Hours]
| ♪ DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC ♪ (or the yaoi, apparently...)
| This time there were 22 viewers at the peak, with high activity throughout. A couple of viewers were guests from kuz's [[Rule 8]] website due to the link being posted there, but there was no trouble. Many pissens were had, also something about spaghetti twin towers(???). Maybe there was an afterparty, I dunno I fell asleep ( ´ω`)
|-
| 2023/02/18
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/6774/Kuuchuu_Buranko Kuuchuu Buranko / Trapeze]
| A psychiatrist with three personalities (A shota, a teenager, and a bear), and a sexy nurse (who may or may not be a shotacon) help a bunch of retards with their retardation
| The stream peaked at 23-24 users, and hovered around 16 and 19 users. The fun and LOLs made the 11 episodes seem a lot shorter. At one point everything in /b/ was turned quite upside down until we finished the show. The afterparty was fun as always, but sadly one guy arrived extremely late and left when he realized he missed the whole thing (lol). Definitely a WIN
|-
| 2023/05/06
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/240/Genshiken Genshiken]
| Otaku club does otaku club things, gyaru imouto gets CROC'D, athlete's foot causes love to bloom, a smoker kills doujinshi with fire, and something about Gaben and the CIA.
| User-count reached around 32 before the stream even began, and it hovered around 30-32 for a lot of the show. By the end there was around 16 or so users still lurking, and there was a brief afterparty. The chat was way more active than usual throughout, and everyone had a good time. During the EDs, it was snowing :mona2:...
|-
| 2023/07/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/293/Di_Gi_Charat Di Gi Charat]
| A show about Rabi~en~Rose, nyo/nyu/pyo/gema, <del>slut</del>slug-kun, a nazi boy, and BLACK GAMERS.
| A spontaneous semi-official stream hosted by [[pez]] on the Heyuri Cytube. Peaked at around 17 users and hovered around 14-15. It was a fun PARTY NIGHT, but [[kaguya]] managed to fall asleep before it was over.
|-
| 2023/09/16
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/229/Ninin_ga_Shinobuden Ninin ga Shinobuden]
| A kunoichi and her friend is doing bunch of stuff with a ninja school, its perverted master and a group of Heyurizen ninjas. There were a lot of fart jokes in the show, and of course ninja yaoi wasn't absent either.
| User-count was usually around 25 users through the show, and around 18 of us made until the end of the show. The chat was active, and there was a brief afterparty as usual.
|-
| 2023/12/02
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3358/Kure-nai Kure-nai]
| Loli gets kidnapped from the family incest raep dungeon and starts living with a lolicon shota who has elbow boner syndrome. Show starts out strong with nekkid loli nipples and has a few other highlights (THANK YOU OKAASAN), but from episode 8 onwards it becomes a bit of a <del>car crash</del> '''CAR RACE'''.
| Peaked at 27 users, hovered around 18-25 for most of it, and ended with around 16. Chat was active throughout and users enjoyed themselves as usual, although opinions of the show itself were mixed.
|-
| 2024/01/27
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1858/Gakuen_Utopia_Manabi_Straight Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight!] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3219/Gakuen_Utopia_Manabi_Straight__Natsu_da_Manabi_da_Kyouka_Gasshuku_da Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight!: Natsu da! Manabi da! Kyouka Gasshuku da!]
| Yuri lolis do yuri school council work to put on a yuri festival, yuri hijinks ensue. Also features a cute roach, cute(?) hag, and cute TERRORIST ATTACK. Needs moar pantsu.
| Topped out at 34 users, ending with 20 users by the end of the last episode. Fun was had by most, and users generally rated the show 7/10. There was a several-hour afterparty featuring weird butt rock (the skipping of which led one grumpy fag to storm off XD), groovy tunes, and the usual [[Aniota|aniota]] affair.
|-
| 2024/03/30
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/373/Bannou_Bunka_Neko-Musume All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/357/Bokusatsu_Tenshi_Dokuro-chan Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan] (+ [https://myanimelist.net/anime/10711/Plastic_Neesan Plastic Neesan])
| Nuku Nuku: A neko robo girl is living with a shota and his papa (who created the neko robo) while the shota's hag mother attempts to gain custody of teh shota by sending OLs after them to the sound of Sonic the Hedgehog music. Also features Amy Rose, Japanese AVGN, and KFC. Dokuro-chan: An angel from the future comes to live with a boy, the latter of which is predicted to become a lolicon who prevents women from developing past the age of 12. The angel frequently bludgeons the boy to death before magically restoring him to perfect health. Also features a homeless angel, BINKAN SALARYMAN, and "that face".
| Before the show started, there was a surprise showing of Plastic Neesan. Nuku Nuku held a steady 24-26 users throughout, while Dokuro-chan remained in the 19-20 range. The shows were rated highly, and lots of fun and LOLs were had. As usual, there was an aniota afterparty.
|-
| 2024/05/18
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/785/Otaku_no_Video Otaku no Video] (+ [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2724/Daicon_Opening_Animations Daicon Opening Animations])
| A riajuu gets scouted by otaku military forces and begins otaku boot camp. After much training, otaku warfare, and NTR, he takes over the world with garage kits and boin boin to become the Otaking! Nevar forget those brave men who fought in the otaku wars ;_;7
| This was a surprise stream rather than the usual "top nominated show every 2 months", and the user count hovered around 18-20 throughout. Users enjoyed the show, and as usual there was an afterparty. Prior to Otaku no Video, the Daicon opening animations were shown to provide a little context. In the hours before this stream began, there was another stream on Heyuri's little cousin site [[Nashi Kouen]] featuring a little of [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2950/Doubutsu_no_Mori Animal Crossing: The Movie] and the main event of [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2277/Mahou_Yuugi_2D Mahou Yuugi 2D]. There were around 6-8 viewers throughout, many of which later joined Heyuri's stream. It was surprisingly eroi!
|-
| 2024/06/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1233/Aozora_Shoujo-tai Aozora Shoujo-tai] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/4714/The_Rapeman The Rapeman]
| Aozora Shoujo-tai: An airplane otaku joins an all-female flight squad in the JASDF consisting of a delicious chocolate woman, jealous bitch, and a pink loli with a bottomless stomach. Facing threat of being disbanded, they set out to prove that they can actually fly. NTR and gay sex ensues. The Rapeman: A hero punishes evildoers in the only way he can - with extreme penetration and no mercy! Such is his brand of justice that it instantly makes any wicked woman question their villainous ways! But don't thank Rapeman, thank rape!
| Stream went relatively smooth, with around 30 users at the peak, and hovering 21-23 users watching to the end. As usual, there was an afterparty. Many faps and LOLs were had during The Rapeman, and erotic screenshots were shared (and a GIF!) from Aozora Shoujo-tai. One user even drew hot bikini for tasty chocolate waifu. :o
|-
| 2024/07/20
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/320/A_Kite A Kite] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3323/Kite_Liberator Kite Liberator] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/221/Mezzo_Forte Mezzo Forte]
| A Kite: Guns 'n' raep. Kite Liberator: Guns 'n' space curry monsters. Mezzo Forte: Guns 'n' raep 'n' LOLs.
| I'm adding this late so it's hard to remember, but it went well and I think it peaked around 17 users. The general opinion was that A Kite was stylish but lacked substance, Kite Liberator was a little dull but had some kewl moments, and Mezzo Forte was great fun all-round.
|-
| 2024/08/17
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/383/Galaxy_Angel Galaxy Angel]
| A lucky airhead, boyfriend hunter, gun maniac, chicken cosplayer, mute monk, sentient missile, and villains who share the same face get into episodic shenanigans. LOLs ensue.
| For the first half there was around 20-23 users, and by the end there was around 14 users remaining. Despite many users struggling to stay awake, fun and LOLs were had. As usual there was an after party, and discussions sparked up about employment/NEET and violent encounters at school. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
|-
| 2024/09/21
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/816/Nanako_Kaitai_Shinsho Amazing Nurse Nanako]
| Hawt maid/nurse(???) girl Nanako is an adorable baka, and her appearances are interspersed between some kind of plot about clones, mechas, the pope, and zombie jeebus. There's bouncy torpedo tits galore, delicous bare bewbs with nipples make several appearances, and pantsu aplenty. A temple of Tibetan monks also gets inadvertantly bombed to shit by Nanako, LOL.
| User count hovered between 15-17 throughout, with several notable regulars not being able to make it. Users had fun, but the general opinion was that the show was a 6 or 7 out of 10, and would have been improved with moar bewbs and less plot.
|-
| 2024/10/19
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/64/Rozen_Maiden Rozen Maiden]
| Featuring unyuu~, '''DESU''', '''BOKU''', yakult, and DELICIOUS DOLLJOINTS
| Stream went well, and there was lots of activity throughout. User count floated around 30-32 during the first half, and around 25 during the second half. Some users fell asleep during the last couple of episodes and missed the ending (liek me ;_;). The following weekend, there was a semi-official follow-up Rozen Maiden Träumend stream (which I slept through ;_;).
|-
| 2024/11/23
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2166/Doujin_Work Doujin Work] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1770/Unbalance Unbalance AKA Sibling Secret]
| Doujin Work: Girl decides that selling doujinshi is the path to big moneyz, so she starts drawing and selling them even though she sux at it. Cute cosplaying loli was cute. Unbalance: Lots of very artistic p****, sch****, and RAEP.
| Stream started with 21 users, with 18 remaining by the end of Doujin Work. Users seemed to enjoy the show a lot, with several rating it 8/10. Unbalance started with 18 users, but fell to 10 by the end of the first episode. Sidenote: the week prior to this stream, a [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1881/Sasami__Mahou_Shoujo_Club Sasami: Mahou Shoujo Club] stream intended for [[Nashi Kouen]] was hosted on Heyuri's Cytube due to poor planning on Nashi's part. Fun was had, but there weren't many viewers present - and most were from Heyuri.
|-
| 2024/12/21
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/488/Ichigo_Mashimaro Ichigo Mashimaro]
| A LOLworthy show about a chain-smoking oneesan, the brattiest loli of all time, an English girl who can't speak English, a crybaby neko who believes in santa-san, and a fat sumo wrestler. Go stand in the hallway, Sasazuka.
| Started with 24 users, 22 by the halftime break, and 20 by the end. Many LOLs were had, and users rated the show 9/10 on average. There were a handful of users from 4chan's /a/ who came along for the ride.
|-
| 2025/01/25
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/650/Gunsmith_Cats Gunsmith Cats] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/458/Buttobi_CPU I Dream of Mimi AKA Buttobi!! CPU] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/5259/Rance__Sabaku_no_Guardian Rance: Sabaku no Guardian]
| Gunsmith Cats: Girls, guns, and cars! A cute brown gun maniac and a short blonde bomb maniac team up against a female Russian Terminator. Also featuring heroin-dealing Donald Trump. RIP nigra cop ;_;7 I Dream of Mimi AKA Buttobi!! CPU: A lucky guy gets a cute humanoid pasokon, and the only way to increase its capabilities is to stick his pen0r in her computer manko. Together they fight off the evil American Apple Nacintosh sisters and obtain a hawt pasokon girl harem. Rance: RAEP, murder, and plenty of bewbz.
| For Gunsmith Cats the user count stayed around 25, then stayed around 20-21 for Buttobi!! CPU and Rance. Many LOLs and faps were had. Fun fact: every show here featured a girl sticking their middle finger up.
|-
| 2025/02/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2367/Moetan Moetan]
| A series of loli transformation scenes with lots of [[File:Emo-yotsuba-nosebleed.gif|frameless]] and [[File:Emo-yotsuba-drool.gif|frameless]]. Also features a Heyurizen and genius production staff.
| Started out with 24 users, 23 by the midpoint break, and 15 remained by the end. Many LOLs and nosebleeds were had. There wasn't much of an afterparty since the show was longer than usual and everyone was tired.
|-
| 2025/03/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1177/Alien_9 Alien 9] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/581/Honoo_no_Labyrinth Labyrinth of Flames] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/750/Binchou-tan Binchou-tan]
| Alien 9: Crybabies, HUEG ear sex, and metaphors about puberty/raep/????. Quote of the show: "UUUU [[File:Emo-yotsuba-cry.gif|frameless]]" about 9001 times Labyrinth of Flames: A guy who wants to be a samurai(?), a girl with piss powars, a daughter-groping father, a yaoi guy, and HAWT BADDIE CHICKS. Binchou-tan: CHIBI BLUE-HAIRED LOLI THAT RIDES DUCKS.
| Started off with around 20 users which grew to 29 by the end of Alien 9. There was roughly 26 users throughout all of Labyrinth of Flames. During Binchou-tan there was about 18 to 20 users throughout. Heyurians seemed to have their usual fun and LOLs.
|-
| 2025/4/19
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1158/Geobreeders__File-X_Chibi_Neko_Dakkan Geobreeders] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1085/Interlude Interlude]
| Geobreeders: A virgin errand boy and his merry band of hawt babes and neko loli are caught in various shenanigans trying to thwart the evil plans of neko-orc-goblin-Russian-thugs who want to use a nuclear warhead for... reasons!
Interlude: I'll... try to recollect to the best of my ability. So the MC is trapped in the matrix basically, and every world he wakes up in is actually a world made inside the mind of someone else. Each world reflects the desires of the person who made it. Complex meta shit, get it? Featuring Sugiura ([[Heyurian|Heyurizen]]), an emo imouto and her emo hag onee-san, boring but badass archer Aya, and a couple other hawt babes I only remember because of boobs. Also, titty monster eats high schooler with her monstrous breasticles. Mmmm...
| Peaked around 32-34 users, while maintaining 30 or above throughout the first stream, before dipping to around 26-27 for Interlude. Afterparty started with KOMM SUSSER TOD, and some sweet music and idol songs, the latter courtesy of our resident idol worshipper, [[Pez|pez]] :3
During Geobreeders, there was a coin toss guess and it landed on... heads? Tails? It was a rabbit, so I have no idea. Finally, kaguya fell asleep twice this time in a single stream which I think marks a new record.
|}
</div>

== Previously nominated anime ==
Things to note:
*See the [[Monthly Anime]] page for anime that were nominated during the Monthly Anime era.
*If an anime was nominated in more than one poll, the various vote totals were combined.
*In some cases, votes were made after the poll had closed, or the votes were inflated by the dreaded votespammer. He's in ur /vote/, ruining ur polls, and therefore the entries with significantly more votes than the others should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
*Polls currently only allow a single choice to be made per user, so this is a list of first choices rather than a list of true popularity.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Previously nominated anime
|-
! Anime !! Votes
|-
| Golden Boy || 8
|-
| FLCL || 7
|-
| Green Green || 6
|-
| Koi Koi Seven || 4
|-
| Moetan || 4
|-
| Hand Maid May || 3
|-
| Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan || 2
|-
| Elfen Lied || 2
|-
| Kodomo no Jikan || 2
|-
| Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha || 1
|-
| Popotan || 1
|-
| Tenkuu no Escaflowne || 1
|}

== Link to Heyuri's Cytube ==
https://cytu.be/r/heyuri

Heyuri Cytube

2025-04-20T01:48:38Z

Yakuruto: added Geobreeders + Interlude

The place where '''[[Heyuri]]''''s [[anime]] streams happen, and replacement for the [[Monthly Anime]]. As of September 2022, there have been several streams; unlike the Monthly Anime, they have all been considered resounding successes.
== Features ==
It has a Futaba CSS style that [[kaguya]] created, and there's also a script that makes chat comments overlay the video and scroll horizontally, in a similar fashion to [[Nico Nico Douga]]. It allows users to queue their own videos including raw mp4 files and youtube videos, and the site syncs these videos so that everyone watches the same part simultaneously.

== Schedule ==

There isn't a strict schedule for when streams occur, but they're typically held at 6-7pm UTC on the second-to-last or last Saturday of the month, once a month (since May 2024; previously they were once every two months). The reason given by [[Heyuri staff-san]] for not doing them more often is that having them less often keeps them feeling like special events, as well as keeping attendance high.

== Nominations ==
Since March 1, 2024, nominating and voting is done on Heyuri's dedicated [https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ Anime Nominations] page. '''GO THERE & VOTE!! DO IT NOW!!!1'''

When Heyuri's Cytube streams first started, shows would typically be nominated by the users in a dedicated thread on /b/—the same way it was done since the days of the [[Monthly Anime]]—and then the nominations would be curated and thrown into a poll by [[kaguya]] on /vote/. From August 4, 2022 and until the introduction of the Anime Nominations page on March 1, 2024, nominations took place in the form of a table on the [[Anime Nominations|anime nominations wiki page]], where users could add shows and state whether they're interested or not.
== Previous streams ==
<div style="overflow-x:auto">
{| class="wikitable"
|+ List of Heyuri Cytube streams
|-
! Date !! Anime !! Synopsis !! How it went
|-
| 2022/03/05
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/227/FLCL FLCL]
| There's a butt-ton of crazy shit going on, and there's [[Pantsu|pantsu]] and stuff. Sasuga Gainax!
| The stream went ahead without issue. There was an afterparty where users could add videos of their choosing to the playlist. [[Kuz]] appeared to be absent, but after the stream [https://dis.heyuri.net/sw/bbs.php?c=08&m=g&f=202203.dat#a2823 he alleged that he was there anonymously]. 0_0
|-
| 2022/07/16
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/133/Green_Green Green Green] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/651/Green_Green_Thirteen__Erolutions Green Green Thirteen: Erolutions]
| Some weirdo named Yusuke and his roommates become introduced into the magical, wonderful world of women, and shit gets weird. It turns into a harem for Yusuke, while his friends partake in hot gay yaoi sex.
| The Cytube instance was active, and around 9 people showed up. People were active, and most watched to the end. Overall, a [[WIN|WIN.]]
|-
| 2022/09/17
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/358/Iriya_no_Sora_UFO_no_Natsu Iriya no Sora, UFO no Natsu]
| Asaba meets a purple-haired girl with electric balls and autism (canon) at a pool. She has nosebleeds, nearly dies of spaghetti, contracts alzheimer's, and commits CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Error 404: no sex found ;_;
| Blowing all previous streams out of the water, there were 21 concurrent viewers at its peak (hovering around 19-20 for most of it), with high chat activity throughout. Fun and LOLs were had. There was an afterparty that lasted a couple of hours, with kaguya and sata-andagi providing most of the music.
|-
| 2022/12/10
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/533/Sensei_no_Ojikan__Doki_Doki_School_Hours Sensei no Ojikan: Doki Doki School Hours]
| ♪ DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC ♪ (or the yaoi, apparently...)
| This time there were 22 viewers at the peak, with high activity throughout. A couple of viewers were guests from kuz's [[Rule 8]] website due to the link being posted there, but there was no trouble. Many pissens were had, also something about spaghetti twin towers(???). Maybe there was an afterparty, I dunno I fell asleep ( ´ω`)
|-
| 2023/02/18
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/6774/Kuuchuu_Buranko Kuuchuu Buranko / Trapeze]
| A psychiatrist with three personalities (A shota, a teenager, and a bear), and a sexy nurse (who may or may not be a shotacon) help a bunch of retards with their retardation
| The stream peaked at 23-24 users, and hovered around 16 and 19 users. The fun and LOLs made the 11 episodes seem a lot shorter. At one point everything in /b/ was turned quite upside down until we finished the show. The afterparty was fun as always, but sadly one guy arrived extremely late and left when he realized he missed the whole thing (lol). Definitely a WIN
|-
| 2023/05/06
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/240/Genshiken Genshiken]
| Otaku club does otaku club things, gyaru imouto gets CROC'D, athlete's foot causes love to bloom, a smoker kills doujinshi with fire, and something about Gaben and the CIA.
| User-count reached around 32 before the stream even began, and it hovered around 30-32 for a lot of the show. By the end there was around 16 or so users still lurking, and there was a brief afterparty. The chat was way more active than usual throughout, and everyone had a good time. During the EDs, it was snowing :mona2:...
|-
| 2023/07/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/293/Di_Gi_Charat Di Gi Charat]
| A show about Rabi~en~Rose, nyo/nyu/pyo/gema, <del>slut</del>slug-kun, a nazi boy, and BLACK GAMERS.
| A spontaneous semi-official stream hosted by [[pez]] on the Heyuri Cytube. Peaked at around 17 users and hovered around 14-15. It was a fun PARTY NIGHT, but [[kaguya]] managed to fall asleep before it was over.
|-
| 2023/09/16
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/229/Ninin_ga_Shinobuden Ninin ga Shinobuden]
| A kunoichi and her friend is doing bunch of stuff with a ninja school, its perverted master and a group of Heyurizen ninjas. There were a lot of fart jokes in the show, and of course ninja yaoi wasn't absent either.
| User-count was usually around 25 users through the show, and around 18 of us made until the end of the show. The chat was active, and there was a brief afterparty as usual.
|-
| 2023/12/02
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3358/Kure-nai Kure-nai]
| Loli gets kidnapped from the family incest raep dungeon and starts living with a lolicon shota who has elbow boner syndrome. Show starts out strong with nekkid loli nipples and has a few other highlights (THANK YOU OKAASAN), but from episode 8 onwards it becomes a bit of a <del>car crash</del> '''CAR RACE'''.
| Peaked at 27 users, hovered around 18-25 for most of it, and ended with around 16. Chat was active throughout and users enjoyed themselves as usual, although opinions of the show itself were mixed.
|-
| 2024/01/27
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1858/Gakuen_Utopia_Manabi_Straight Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight!] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3219/Gakuen_Utopia_Manabi_Straight__Natsu_da_Manabi_da_Kyouka_Gasshuku_da Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight!: Natsu da! Manabi da! Kyouka Gasshuku da!]
| Yuri lolis do yuri school council work to put on a yuri festival, yuri hijinks ensue. Also features a cute roach, cute(?) hag, and cute TERRORIST ATTACK. Needs moar pantsu.
| Topped out at 34 users, ending with 20 users by the end of the last episode. Fun was had by most, and users generally rated the show 7/10. There was a several-hour afterparty featuring weird butt rock (the skipping of which led one grumpy fag to storm off XD), groovy tunes, and the usual [[Aniota|aniota]] affair.
|-
| 2024/03/30
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/373/Bannou_Bunka_Neko-Musume All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/357/Bokusatsu_Tenshi_Dokuro-chan Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan] (+ [https://myanimelist.net/anime/10711/Plastic_Neesan Plastic Neesan])
| Nuku Nuku: A neko robo girl is living with a shota and his papa (who created the neko robo) while the shota's hag mother attempts to gain custody of teh shota by sending OLs after them to the sound of Sonic the Hedgehog music. Also features Amy Rose, Japanese AVGN, and KFC. Dokuro-chan: An angel from the future comes to live with a boy, the latter of which is predicted to become a lolicon who prevents women from developing past the age of 12. The angel frequently bludgeons the boy to death before magically restoring him to perfect health. Also features a homeless angel, BINKAN SALARYMAN, and "that face".
| Before the show started, there was a surprise showing of Plastic Neesan. Nuku Nuku held a steady 24-26 users throughout, while Dokuro-chan remained in the 19-20 range. The shows were rated highly, and lots of fun and LOLs were had. As usual, there was an aniota afterparty.
|-
| 2024/05/18
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/785/Otaku_no_Video Otaku no Video] (+ [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2724/Daicon_Opening_Animations Daicon Opening Animations])
| A riajuu gets scouted by otaku military forces and begins otaku boot camp. After much training, otaku warfare, and NTR, he takes over the world with garage kits and boin boin to become the Otaking! Nevar forget those brave men who fought in the otaku wars ;_;7
| This was a surprise stream rather than the usual "top nominated show every 2 months", and the user count hovered around 18-20 throughout. Users enjoyed the show, and as usual there was an afterparty. Prior to Otaku no Video, the Daicon opening animations were shown to provide a little context. In the hours before this stream began, there was another stream on Heyuri's little cousin site [[Nashi Kouen]] featuring a little of [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2950/Doubutsu_no_Mori Animal Crossing: The Movie] and the main event of [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2277/Mahou_Yuugi_2D Mahou Yuugi 2D]. There were around 6-8 viewers throughout, many of which later joined Heyuri's stream. It was surprisingly eroi!
|-
| 2024/06/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1233/Aozora_Shoujo-tai Aozora Shoujo-tai] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/4714/The_Rapeman The Rapeman]
| Aozora Shoujo-tai: An airplane otaku joins an all-female flight squad in the JASDF consisting of a delicious chocolate woman, jealous bitch, and a pink loli with a bottomless stomach. Facing threat of being disbanded, they set out to prove that they can actually fly. NTR and gay sex ensues. The Rapeman: A hero punishes evildoers in the only way he can - with extreme penetration and no mercy! Such is his brand of justice that it instantly makes any wicked woman question their villainous ways! But don't thank Rapeman, thank rape!
| Stream went relatively smooth, with around 30 users at the peak, and hovering 21-23 users watching to the end. As usual, there was an afterparty. Many faps and LOLs were had during The Rapeman, and erotic screenshots were shared (and a GIF!) from Aozora Shoujo-tai. One user even drew hot bikini for tasty chocolate waifu. :o
|-
| 2024/07/20
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/320/A_Kite A Kite] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3323/Kite_Liberator Kite Liberator] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/221/Mezzo_Forte Mezzo Forte]
| A Kite: Guns 'n' raep. Kite Liberator: Guns 'n' space curry monsters. Mezzo Forte: Guns 'n' raep 'n' LOLs.
| I'm adding this late so it's hard to remember, but it went well and I think it peaked around 17 users. The general opinion was that A Kite was stylish but lacked substance, Kite Liberator was a little dull but had some kewl moments, and Mezzo Forte was great fun all-round.
|-
| 2024/08/17
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/383/Galaxy_Angel Galaxy Angel]
| A lucky airhead, boyfriend hunter, gun maniac, chicken cosplayer, mute monk, sentient missile, and villains who share the same face get into episodic shenanigans. LOLs ensue.
| For the first half there was around 20-23 users, and by the end there was around 14 users remaining. Despite many users struggling to stay awake, fun and LOLs were had. As usual there was an after party, and discussions sparked up about employment/NEET and violent encounters at school. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
|-
| 2024/09/21
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/816/Nanako_Kaitai_Shinsho Amazing Nurse Nanako]
| Hawt maid/nurse(???) girl Nanako is an adorable baka, and her appearances are interspersed between some kind of plot about clones, mechas, the pope, and zombie jeebus. There's bouncy torpedo tits galore, delicous bare bewbs with nipples make several appearances, and pantsu aplenty. A temple of Tibetan monks also gets inadvertantly bombed to shit by Nanako, LOL.
| User count hovered between 15-17 throughout, with several notable regulars not being able to make it. Users had fun, but the general opinion was that the show was a 6 or 7 out of 10, and would have been improved with moar bewbs and less plot.
|-
| 2024/10/19
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/64/Rozen_Maiden Rozen Maiden]
| Featuring unyuu~, '''DESU''', '''BOKU''', yakult, and DELICIOUS DOLLJOINTS
| Stream went well, and there was lots of activity throughout. User count floated around 30-32 during the first half, and around 25 during the second half. Some users fell asleep during the last couple of episodes and missed the ending (liek me ;_;). The following weekend, there was a semi-official follow-up Rozen Maiden Träumend stream (which I slept through ;_;).
|-
| 2024/11/23
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2166/Doujin_Work Doujin Work] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1770/Unbalance Unbalance AKA Sibling Secret]
| Doujin Work: Girl decides that selling doujinshi is the path to big moneyz, so she starts drawing and selling them even though she sux at it. Cute cosplaying loli was cute. Unbalance: Lots of very artistic p****, sch****, and RAEP.
| Stream started with 21 users, with 18 remaining by the end of Doujin Work. Users seemed to enjoy the show a lot, with several rating it 8/10. Unbalance started with 18 users, but fell to 10 by the end of the first episode. Sidenote: the week prior to this stream, a [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1881/Sasami__Mahou_Shoujo_Club Sasami: Mahou Shoujo Club] stream intended for [[Nashi Kouen]] was hosted on Heyuri's Cytube due to poor planning on Nashi's part. Fun was had, but there weren't many viewers present - and most were from Heyuri.
|-
| 2024/12/21
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/488/Ichigo_Mashimaro Ichigo Mashimaro]
| A LOLworthy show about a chain-smoking oneesan, the brattiest loli of all time, an English girl who can't speak English, a crybaby neko who believes in santa-san, and a fat sumo wrestler. Go stand in the hallway, Sasazuka.
| Started with 24 users, 22 by the halftime break, and 20 by the end. Many LOLs were had, and users rated the show 9/10 on average. There were a handful of users from 4chan's /a/ who came along for the ride.
|-
| 2025/01/25
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/650/Gunsmith_Cats Gunsmith Cats] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/458/Buttobi_CPU I Dream of Mimi AKA Buttobi!! CPU] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/5259/Rance__Sabaku_no_Guardian Rance: Sabaku no Guardian]
| Gunsmith Cats: Girls, guns, and cars! A cute brown gun maniac and a short blonde bomb maniac team up against a female Russian Terminator. Also featuring heroin-dealing Donald Trump. RIP nigra cop ;_;7 I Dream of Mimi AKA Buttobi!! CPU: A lucky guy gets a cute humanoid pasokon, and the only way to increase its capabilities is to stick his pen0r in her computer manko. Together they fight off the evil American Apple Nacintosh sisters and obtain a hawt pasokon girl harem. Rance: RAEP, murder, and plenty of bewbz.
| For Gunsmith Cats the user count stayed around 25, then stayed around 20-21 for Buttobi!! CPU and Rance. Many LOLs and faps were had. Fun fact: every show here featured a girl sticking their middle finger up.
|-
| 2025/02/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2367/Moetan Moetan]
| A series of loli transformation scenes with lots of [[File:Emo-yotsuba-nosebleed.gif|frameless]] and [[File:Emo-yotsuba-drool.gif|frameless]]. Also features a Heyurizen and genius production staff.
| Started out with 24 users, 23 by the midpoint break, and 15 remained by the end. Many LOLs and nosebleeds were had. There wasn't much of an afterparty since the show was longer than usual and everyone was tired.
|-
| 2025/03/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1177/Alien_9 Alien 9] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/581/Honoo_no_Labyrinth Labyrinth of Flames] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/750/Binchou-tan Binchou-tan]
| Alien 9: Crybabies, HUEG ear sex, and metaphors about puberty/raep/????. Quote of the show: "UUUU [[File:Emo-yotsuba-cry.gif|frameless]]" about 9001 times Labyrinth of Flames: A guy who wants to be a samurai(?), a girl with piss powars, a daughter-groping father, a yaoi guy, and HAWT BADDIE CHICKS. Binchou-tan: CHIBI BLUE-HAIRED LOLI THAT RIDES DUCKS.
| Started off with around 20 users which grew to 29 by the end of Alien 9. There was roughly 26 users throughout all of Labyrinth of Flames. During Binchou-tan there was about 18 to 20 users throughout. Heyurians seemed to have their usual fun and LOLs.
|-
| 2025/4/19
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1158/Geobreeders__File-X_Chibi_Neko_Dakkan Geobreeders] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1085/Interlude Interlude]
| Geobreeders: A virgin errand boy and his merry band of hawt babes and neko loli are caught in various shenanigans trying to thwart the evil plans of neko-orc-goblin-Russian-thugs who want to use a nuclear warhead for... reasons!
Interlude: I'll... try to recollect to the best of my ability. So the MC is trapped in the matrix basically, and every world he wakes up in is actually a world made inside the mind of someone else. Each world reflects the desires of the person who made it. Complex meta shit, get it? Featuring Sugiura ([[Heyurian|Heyurizen]]), an emo imouto and her emo hag onee-san, boring but badass archer Aya, and a couple other hawt babes I only remember because of boobs. Also, titty monster eats high schooler with her monstrous breasticles. Mmmm...
| Peaked around 32-34 users, possibly more, before dipping to around 27-30 for Interlude. Afterparty started with KOMM SUSSER TOD, and some sweet music and idol songs, the latter courtesy of our resident idol worshipper, [[Pez|pez]] :3
During Geobreeders, there was a coin toss guess and it landed on... heads? Tails? It was a rabbit, so I have no idea. Finally, kaguya fell asleep twice this time in a single stream which I think marks a new record.
|}
</div>

== Previously nominated anime ==
Things to note:
*See the [[Monthly Anime]] page for anime that were nominated during the Monthly Anime era.
*If an anime was nominated in more than one poll, the various vote totals were combined.
*In some cases, votes were made after the poll had closed, or the votes were inflated by the dreaded votespammer. He's in ur /vote/, ruining ur polls, and therefore the entries with significantly more votes than the others should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
*Polls currently only allow a single choice to be made per user, so this is a list of first choices rather than a list of true popularity.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Previously nominated anime
|-
! Anime !! Votes
|-
| Golden Boy || 8
|-
| FLCL || 7
|-
| Green Green || 6
|-
| Koi Koi Seven || 4
|-
| Moetan || 4
|-
| Hand Maid May || 3
|-
| Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan || 2
|-
| Elfen Lied || 2
|-
| Kodomo no Jikan || 2
|-
| Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha || 1
|-
| Popotan || 1
|-
| Tenkuu no Escaflowne || 1
|}

== Link to Heyuri's Cytube ==
https://cytu.be/r/heyuri

Fun Heyuri Community Activities

2025-03-07T21:50:33Z

Yakuruto: added reader loli

*[[Heyuri Minecraft|The former minecraft server!]]
*[[Monthly Anime]]
*Art contests
*Banners!
*[[Townhall|Townhalls]]
*Yuno drawings
*[[Heyuri Cytube|Cytube]] stream
*[[Heyuri Steam group|Steam group]]
*[[Easter Egg Hunt]] (thanks [[Kaguya]])
*[[Heyuri Historical Society|This very wiki]]
*[[Songs About Fucking Lolis|Songs About Fucking Lolis]]
*[[Reader Loli]]

= Yuno Drawings Gallery =

[[File:1645404355454.jpg|thumb|The guide that everyone followed]]

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Heyuri Gaming Day

2025-02-19T04:58:31Z

Yakuruto: someone who was there plz add moar details. i wasn't there for doom day, i'm just adding it here because no one else did

[[File:Gaming_Day.png|thumb|alt=Gaeming Day|Official Heyuri's Gaming day artwork.|200px]]
Heyuri Gaming Day is a (supposedly) recurring event where [[Heyuri]] users play an online multiplayer game together. However, between April 2022 and September 2024, only 4 such events have taken place (and only the latter 2 had a large number of participants).

Since September 2024, game voting has taken place on Heyuri's dedicated [https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/ game nominations] page.

== History ==
Heyuri Gaming Day began in April 2022. It was originally called ''Heyuri Gaeming Day'' by AKAYU on [[Heyuri Steam group|Heyuri's Steam group]]. It was intended to be a series of planned gaming events to bring fellow [[Heyurian|Heyurians]] together, and the game itself was to be nominated via poll on Steam.

There were two Heyuri Gaeming Days in total before it went into a small hiatus. In October 2022, an attempt was made to revive Heyuri Gaeming Days and bring more site activity, and the method of voting was changed to the now-defunct [[Game Nominations|Game Nominations wiki page]].

== List of previous Heyuri Gaming Days ==
<div style="overflow-x:auto">
{| class="wikitable" style="border-collapse: collapse; border-color: rgb(126, 140, 141); border-style: solid;"
|+List of Heyuri's gaming events
! Date
! Game
! How it went
|-
| April 9, 2022
| Unreal Tournament 2004
| Normal deathmatches in-between, laggy as hell because the original hoster was from America and 80% of the participants were from Europe. Reptid was bottom-fragging hard after the Host change, then he started playing like a''' tryhard. '''And the event ended on ''DM-1on1-Desolation ''which is the same map where the famous Angry German kid played on his original video.
|-
| April 14, 2022
| Counter Strike 1.6
| Nobody joined (ﾉД`)
|-
| October 28, 2022
| Sven Co-op
| We first played some random maps, then played the entire Half-Life campaign. Also see [[Sven Co-op|the wiki page]] for some pics and a video from the event
|-
| June 24, 2023
| Yume Nikki Online
| Almost everyone was so early because we all stayed up in anticipation of the event, so we were sleepy. Someone managed to beat the entire game before we even started, and we all got together to take a picture with Uboa. The game b0rked during a cutscene so two dudes were forced to sleep with each other for a ''long'' time. We got lost a bunch of times, but thankfully we had a skilled player to guide us through the Red Maze. Writing this makes me wanna sleep...
|-
| February 15, 2025
| DOOM
| Technical difficulties lead to the gaming day going not as well as was hoped. Lag seemed to be the main issue experienced. ;_;
|}
</div>

== See also ==

*[[Heyuri Steam group]]
*[https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/ Game nominations page]
*[[Game Nominations|Old game nominations wiki page]] (defunct)

Heyuri Cytube

2025-02-01T03:27:18Z

Yakuruto: fixed kuz link

The place where '''[[Heyuri]]''''s [[anime]] streams happen, and replacement for the [[Monthly Anime]]. As of September 2022, there have been several streams; unlike the Monthly Anime, they have all been considered resounding successes.
== Features ==
It has a Futaba CSS style that [[kaguya]] created, and there's also a script that makes chat comments overlay the video and scroll horizontally, in a similar fashion to [[Nico Nico Douga]]. It allows users to queue their own videos including raw mp4 files and youtube videos, and the site syncs these videos so that everyone watches the same part simultaneously.

== Schedule ==

There isn't a strict schedule for when streams occur, but they're typically held at 6-7pm UTC on the second-to-last or last Saturday of the month, once a month (since May 2024; previously they were once every two months). The reason given by [[Heyuri staff-san]] for not doing them more often is that having them less often keeps them feeling like special events, as well as keeping attendance high.

== Nominations ==
Since March 1, 2024, nominating and voting is done on Heyuri's dedicated [https://cgi.heyuri.net/nominate/ Anime Nominations] page. '''GO THERE & VOTE!! DO IT NOW!!!1'''

When Heyuri's Cytube streams first started, shows would typically be nominated by the users in a dedicated thread on /b/—the same way it was done since the days of the [[Monthly Anime]]—and then the nominations would be curated and thrown into a poll by [[kaguya]] on /vote/. From August 4, 2022 and until the introduction of the Anime Nominations page on March 1, 2024, nominations took place in the form of a table on the [[Anime Nominations|anime nominations wiki page]], where users could add shows and state whether they're interested or not.
== Previous streams ==
<div style="overflow-x:auto">
{| class="wikitable"
|+ List of Heyuri Cytube streams
|-
! Date !! Anime !! Synopsis !! How it went
|-
| 2022/03/05
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/227/FLCL FLCL]
| There's a butt-ton of crazy shit going on, and there's [[Pantsu|pantsu]] and stuff. Sasuga Gainax!
| The stream went ahead without issue. There was an afterparty where users could add videos of their choosing to the playlist. [[Kuz]] appeared to be absent, but after the stream [https://dis.heyuri.net/sw/bbs.php?c=08&m=g&f=202203.dat#a2823 he alleged that he was there anonymously]. 0_0
|-
| 2022/07/16
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/133/Green_Green Green Green] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/651/Green_Green_Thirteen__Erolutions Green Green Thirteen: Erolutions]
| Some weirdo named Yusuke and his roommates become introduced into the magical, wonderful world of women, and shit gets weird. It turns into a harem for Yusuke, while his friends partake in hot gay yaoi sex.
| The Cytube instance was active, and around 9 people showed up. People were active, and most watched to the end. Overall, a [[WIN|WIN.]]
|-
| 2022/09/17
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/358/Iriya_no_Sora_UFO_no_Natsu Iriya no Sora, UFO no Natsu]
| Asaba meets a purple-haired girl with electric balls and autism (canon) at a pool. She has nosebleeds, nearly dies of spaghetti, contracts alzheimer's, and commits CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Error 404: no sex found ;_;
| Blowing all previous streams out of the water, there were 21 concurrent viewers at its peak (hovering around 19-20 for most of it), with high chat activity throughout. Fun and LOLs were had. There was an afterparty that lasted a couple of hours, with kaguya and sata-andagi providing most of the music.
|-
| 2022/12/10
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/533/Sensei_no_Ojikan__Doki_Doki_School_Hours Sensei no Ojikan: Doki Doki School Hours]
| ♪ DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC ♪ (or the yaoi, apparently...)
| This time there were 22 viewers at the peak, with high activity throughout. A couple of viewers were guests from kuz's [[Rule 8]] website due to the link being posted there, but there was no trouble. Many pissens were had, also something about spaghetti twin towers(???). Maybe there was an afterparty, I dunno I fell asleep ( ´ω`)
|-
| 2023/02/18
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/6774/Kuuchuu_Buranko Kuuchuu Buranko / Trapeze]
| A psychiatrist with three personalities (A shota, a teenager, and a bear), and a sexy nurse (who may or may not be a shotacon) help a bunch of retards with their retardation
| The stream peaked at 23-24 users, and hovered around 16 and 19 users. The fun and LOLs made the 11 episodes seem a lot shorter. At one point everything in /b/ was turned quite upside down until we finished the show. The afterparty was fun as always, but sadly one guy arrived extremely late and left when he realized he missed the whole thing (lol). Definitely a WIN
|-
| 2023/05/06
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/240/Genshiken Genshiken]
| Otaku club does otaku club things, gyaru imouto gets CROC'D, athlete's foot causes love to bloom, a smoker kills doujinshi with fire, and something about Gaben and the CIA.
| User-count reached around 32 before the stream even began, and it hovered around 30-32 for a lot of the show. By the end there was around 16 or so users still lurking, and there was a brief afterparty. The chat was way more active than usual throughout, and everyone had a good time. During the EDs, it was snowing :mona2:...
|-
| 2023/07/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/293/Di_Gi_Charat Di Gi Charat]
| A show about Rabi~en~Rose, nyo/nyu/pyo/gema, <del>slut</del>slug-kun, a nazi boy, and BLACK GAMERS.
| A spontaneous semi-official stream hosted by [[pez]] on the Heyuri Cytube. Peaked at around 17 users and hovered around 14-15. It was a fun PARTY NIGHT, but [[kaguya]] managed to fall asleep before it was over.
|-
| 2023/09/16
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/229/Ninin_ga_Shinobuden Ninin ga Shinobuden]
| A kunoichi and her friend is doing bunch of stuff with a ninja school, its perverted master and a group of Heyurizen ninjas. There were a lot of fart jokes in the show, and of course ninja yaoi wasn't absent either.
| User-count was usually around 25 users through the show, and around 18 of us made until the end of the show. The chat was active, and there was a brief afterparty as usual.
|-
| 2023/12/02
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3358/Kure-nai Kure-nai]
| Loli gets kidnapped from the family incest raep dungeon and starts living with a lolicon shota who has elbow boner syndrome. Show starts out strong with nekkid loli nipples and has a few other highlights (THANK YOU OKAASAN), but from episode 8 onwards it becomes a bit of a <del>car crash</del> '''CAR RACE'''.
| Peaked at 27 users, hovered around 18-25 for most of it, and ended with around 16. Chat was active throughout and users enjoyed themselves as usual, although opinions of the show itself were mixed.
|-
| 2024/01/27
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1858/Gakuen_Utopia_Manabi_Straight Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight!] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3219/Gakuen_Utopia_Manabi_Straight__Natsu_da_Manabi_da_Kyouka_Gasshuku_da Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight!: Natsu da! Manabi da! Kyouka Gasshuku da!]
| Yuri lolis do yuri school council work to put on a yuri festival, yuri hijinks ensue. Also features a cute roach, cute(?) hag, and cute TERRORIST ATTACK. Needs moar pantsu.
| Topped out at 34 users, ending with 20 users by the end of the last episode. Fun was had by most, and users generally rated the show 7/10. There was a several-hour afterparty featuring weird butt rock (the skipping of which led one grumpy fag to storm off XD), groovy tunes, and the usual [[Aniota|aniota]] affair.
|-
| 2024/03/30
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/373/Bannou_Bunka_Neko-Musume All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/357/Bokusatsu_Tenshi_Dokuro-chan Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan] (+ [https://myanimelist.net/anime/10711/Plastic_Neesan Plastic Neesan])
| Nuku Nuku: A neko robo girl is living with a shota and his papa (who created the neko robo) while the shota's hag mother attempts to gain custody of teh shota by sending OLs after them to the sound of Sonic the Hedgehog music. Also features Amy Rose, Japanese AVGN, and KFC. Dokuro-chan: An angel from the future comes to live with a boy, the latter of which is predicted to become a lolicon who prevents women from developing past the age of 12. The angel frequently bludgeons the boy to death before magically restoring him to perfect health. Also features a homeless angel, BINKAN SALARYMAN, and "that face".
| Before the show started, there was a surprise showing of Plastic Neesan. Nuku Nuku held a steady 24-26 users throughout, while Dokuro-chan remained in the 19-20 range. The shows were rated highly, and lots of fun and LOLs were had. As usual, there was an aniota afterparty.
|-
| 2024/05/18
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/785/Otaku_no_Video Otaku no Video] (+ [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2724/Daicon_Opening_Animations Daicon Opening Animations])
| A riajuu gets scouted by otaku military forces and begins otaku boot camp. After much training, otaku warfare, and NTR, he takes over the world with garage kits and boin boin to become the Otaking! Nevar forget those brave men who fought in the otaku wars ;_;7
| This was a surprise stream rather than the usual "top nominated show every 2 months", and the user count hovered around 18-20 throughout. Users enjoyed the show, and as usual there was an afterparty. Prior to Otaku no Video, the Daicon opening animations were shown to provide a little context. In the hours before this stream began, there was another stream on Heyuri's little cousin site [[Nashi Kouen]] featuring a little of [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2950/Doubutsu_no_Mori Animal Crossing: The Movie] and the main event of [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2277/Mahou_Yuugi_2D Mahou Yuugi 2D]. There were around 6-8 viewers throughout, many of which later joined Heyuri's stream. It was surprisingly eroi!
|-
| 2024/06/22
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1233/Aozora_Shoujo-tai Aozora Shoujo-tai] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/4714/The_Rapeman The Rapeman]
| Aozora Shoujo-tai: An airplane otaku joins an all-female flight squad in the JASDF consisting of a delicious chocolate woman, jealous bitch, and a pink loli with a bottomless stomach. Facing threat of being disbanded, they set out to prove that they can actually fly. NTR and gay sex ensues. The Rapeman: A hero punishes evildoers in the only way he can - with extreme penetration and no mercy! Such is his brand of justice that it instantly makes any wicked woman question their villainous ways! But don't thank Rapeman, thank rape!
| Stream went relatively smooth, with around 30 users at the peak, and hovering 21-23 users watching to the end. As usual, there was an afterparty. Many faps and LOLs were had during The Rapeman, and erotic screenshots were shared (and a GIF!) from Aozora Shoujo-tai. One user even drew hot bikini for tasty chocolate waifu. :o
|-
| 2024/07/20
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/320/A_Kite A Kite] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/3323/Kite_Liberator Kite Liberator] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/221/Mezzo_Forte Mezzo Forte]
| A Kite: Guns 'n' raep. Kite Liberator: Guns 'n' space curry monsters. Mezzo Forte: Guns 'n' raep 'n' LOLs.
| I'm adding this late so it's hard to remember, but it went well and I think it peaked around 17 users. The general opinion was that A Kite was stylish but lacked substance, Kite Liberator was a little dull but had some kewl moments, and Mezzo Forte was great fun all-round.
|-
| 2024/08/17
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/383/Galaxy_Angel Galaxy Angel]
| A lucky airhead, boyfriend hunter, gun maniac, chicken cosplayer, mute monk, sentient missile, and villains who share the same face get into episodic shenanigans. LOLs ensue.
| For the first half there was around 20-23 users, and by the end there was around 14 users remaining. Despite many users struggling to stay awake, fun and LOLs were had. As usual there was an after party, and discussions sparked up about employment/NEET and violent encounters at school. (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)
|-
| 2024/09/21
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/816/Nanako_Kaitai_Shinsho Amazing Nurse Nanako]
| Hawt maid/nurse(???) girl Nanako is an adorable baka, and her appearances are interspersed between some kind of plot about clones, mechas, the pope, and zombie jeebus. There's bouncy torpedo tits galore, delicous bare bewbs with nipples make several appearances, and pantsu aplenty. A temple of Tibetan monks also gets inadvertantly bombed to shit by Nanako, LOL.
| User count hovered between 15-17 throughout, with several notable regulars not being able to make it. Users had fun, but the general opinion was that the show was a 6 or 7 out of 10, and would have been improved with moar bewbs and less plot.
|-
| 2024/10/19
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/64/Rozen_Maiden Rozen Maiden]
| Featuring unyuu~, '''DESU''', '''BOKU''', yakult, and DELICIOUS DOLLJOINTS
| Stream went well, and there was lots of activity throughout. User count floated around 30-32 during the first half, and around 25 during the second half. Some users fell asleep during the last couple of episodes and missed the ending (liek me ;_;). The following weekend, there was a semi-official follow-up Rozen Maiden Träumend stream (which I slept through ;_;).
|-
| 2024/11/23
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/2166/Doujin_Work Doujin Work] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1770/Unbalance Unbalance AKA Sibling Secret]
| Doujin Work: Girl decides that selling doujinshi is the path to big moneyz, so she starts drawing and selling them even though she sux at it. Cute cosplaying loli was cute. Unbalance: Lots of very artistic p****, sch****, and RAEP.
| Stream started with 21 users, with 18 remaining by the end of Doujin Work. Users seemed to enjoy the show a lot, with several rating it 8/10. Unbalance started with 18 users, but fell to 10 by the end of the first episode. Sidenote: the week prior to this stream, a [https://myanimelist.net/anime/1881/Sasami__Mahou_Shoujo_Club Sasami: Mahou Shoujo Club] stream intended for [[Nashi Kouen]] was hosted on Heyuri's Cytube due to poor planning on Nashi's part. Fun was had, but there weren't many viewers present - and most were from Heyuri.
|-
| 2024/12/21
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/488/Ichigo_Mashimaro Ichigo Mashimaro]
| A LOLworthy show about a chain-smoking oneesan, the brattiest loli of all time, an English girl who can't speak English, a crybaby neko who believes in santa-san, and a fat sumo wrestler. Go stand in the hallway, Sasazuka.
| Started with 24 users, 22 by the halftime break, and 20 by the end. Many LOLs were had, and users rated the show 9/10 on average. There were a handful of users from 4chan's /a/ who came along for the ride.
|-
| 2025/01/25
| [https://myanimelist.net/anime/650/Gunsmith_Cats Gunsmith Cats] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/458/Buttobi_CPU I Dream of Mimi AKA Buttobi!! CPU] + [https://myanimelist.net/anime/5259/Rance__Sabaku_no_Guardian Rance: Sabaku no Guardian]
| Gunsmith Cats: Girls, guns, and cars! A cute brown gun maniac and a short blonde bomb maniac team up against a female Russian Terminator. Also featuring heroin-dealing Donald Trump. RIP nigra cop ;_;7 I Dream of Mimi AKA Buttobi!! CPU: A lucky guy gets a cute humanoid pasokon, and the only way to increase its capabilities is to stick his pen0r in her computer manko. Together they fight off the evil American Apple Nacintosh sisters and obtain a hawt pasokon girl harem. Rance: RAEP, murder, and plenty of bewbz.
| For Gunsmith Cats the user count stayed around 25, then stayed around 20-21 for Buttobi!! CPU and Rance. Many LOLs and faps were had. Fun fact: every show here featured a girl sticking their middle finger up.
|}
</div>

== Previously nominated anime ==
Things to note:
*See the [[Monthly Anime]] page for anime that were nominated during the Monthly Anime era.
*If an anime was nominated in more than one poll, the various vote totals were combined.
*In some cases, votes were made after the poll had closed, or the votes were inflated by the dreaded votespammer. He's in ur /vote/, ruining ur polls, and therefore the entries with significantly more votes than the others should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
*Polls currently only allow a single choice to be made per user, so this is a list of first choices rather than a list of true popularity.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Previously nominated anime
|-
! Anime !! Votes
|-
| Golden Boy || 8
|-
| FLCL || 7
|-
| Green Green || 6
|-
| Koi Koi Seven || 4
|-
| Moetan || 4
|-
| Hand Maid May || 3
|-
| Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan || 2
|-
| Elfen Lied || 2
|-
| Kodomo no Jikan || 2
|-
| Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha || 1
|-
| Popotan || 1
|-
| Tenkuu no Escaflowne || 1
|}

== Link to Heyuri's Cytube ==
https://cytu.be/r/heyuri

Talk:Main Page

2025-02-01T02:43:44Z

Yakuruto:

is the uh... main page always ment to be editable..? --[[User:Agb001|Agb001]] ([[User talk:Agb001|talk]]) 00:52, 1 February 2025 (UTC)

:I don't see much reason to change it, so I limited edit access to administrators for now. I'm surprised it didn't have such protection over it until now. o_O --[[User:Yakuruto|Yakuruto]] ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 02:43, 1 February 2025 (UTC)

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2025-02-01T02:41:29Z

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Template talk:Island Of Heyuri

2025-01-24T18:31:05Z

Yakuruto: my two cents

do you think that this template should have a category stuck to it so we dont mix up heyurian islands and other hakoniwan pages or wut...?--[[User:Agb001|Agb001]] ([[User talk:Agb001|talk]]) 14:03, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

before (and uh.. if) i stick these on all the pages should we bother having seperate ones for PvP & PvE?--[[User:Agb001|Agb001]] ([[User talk:Agb001|talk]]) 14:03, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

: My impression was that the Hakoniwa Islands category was supposed to be a catch-all for everything Hakoniwa-related. Trying to divide it further isn't necessary and would, frankly, be a chore trying to catalog them all imho. You're welcome to do so anyway, but I don't think it's needed. --[[User:Yakuruto|Yakuruto]] ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 18:31, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

User:Commander Angel

2025-01-14T09:04:10Z

Yakuruto: lol,

{{Thisuser|Yea7ln.png|This user enjoys '''Berry tea!'''||4}}
{{Thisuser|Img1663526612955.png|This user enjoys '''DESU''' ||4}}

:>><div style="display:inline-table;background-color:#eeeeee;border:1px outset;padding:2px">[[User:Angel|Commander Angel]] ([[User talk:Commander Angel|talk]]) 19:51, 12 jan 2025 (EDT)<blockquote>Berry..I like 'em (・∀・) </blockquote></div>
:>><div style="display:inline-table;background-color:#f0e0d6;border:1px outset;padding:2px">Yakuruto ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]])2025/01/13(Mon)07:51:01 No.2002 <blockquote>I don't believe you (≖_≖) '''(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)'''

:>><div style="display:inline-table;background-color:#D6DAF0;border:1px outset;padding:2px">hachikuji ([[User talk:Hachi-ichigo|talk]])2025/01/14(Mon)01:41:01 No.1931 <blockquote>ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

User:Commander Angel

2025-01-13T07:50:03Z

Yakuruto: lol, hax

:>><div style="display:inline-table;background-color:#eeeeee;border:1px outset;padding:2px">[[User:Angel|Commander Angel]] ([[User talk:Commander Angel|talk]]) 19:51, 12 jan 2025 (EDT)<blockquote>Berry..I like 'em (・∀・) </blockquote></div>
:>><div style="display:inline-table;background-color:#f0e0d6;border:1px outset;padding:2px">Yakuruto ([[User talk:Yakuruto|talk]]) 2025/01/13(Mon)07:51:01 <blockquote>I don't believe you (≖_≖)</blockquote></div>

Lucky Channel

2024-12-25T07:06:45Z

Yakuruto:

[[File:Akira.png|thumb|frame|...]]
Welcome to Lucky Channel!
My name is Akira and my assistant is not present... the train he usually takes was overcrowded and had to wait for the next one... -_-

Today we will read fan mail!

This one comes from a person by the name of Izumi...
This handwriting looks... weird...

''"I love this channel and watch each episode"''

Uuuaaa! This is because the idol is so cuuu~te deshoka? (^ω^)

''"I have nobody else to share it with...
''I have recently been attacked by an man in my house! I did not notice him entering!''
''He choked and threw me, I couldn't resist. I never knew him!"''

It must have been horrifying! (;´Д`)

''"He destroyed my things and made my friend Kagami come over! He used my phone to lure her!''
''When Kagami came he also made her destroy more of my things! We both cried a looot!!!''
''He threatened Kagami that if she doesn't comply she will not be let go!''
''He made Kagami destroy all my precious things, even posters of cute Akira!''
''All my games and manga are beyond repair! He even stole my Haruhi outfit!"''

...(;ﾟДﾟ)

''"Then he made us touch each other, took our pictures and sent them to our friends in our name!''
''The pictures were showing our hidden spots. Now everyone thinks we are in THAT relationship and shameless!!!''
''He never gave our phones back and our friends are left without an explanation to this moment!''
''He threatend to cut us to death if we don't do as he says!"''

Izumi-san... is this really a true story? （ ´_ゝ`）

''"He made us take our clothes off and watched us with pleasure. We both were in tears...
''He made us eat each others hair! My stomach hurts a lot... I can't puke it out...''
''He made us touch each others body and describe what we feel in our hands in gross detail...''
''When he got satisfied he made another order!"''

''"He made me put my finger... in Kagami... Kagami did not want to do it and held my hand and screamed it must stop!!!''
''Then he got up and smacked her in her face... Kagami was lying on the floor in shock and pain... She was crying and I cried too...''
''He then said to me to do it or end up just like Kagami so I did... He laughed when I did it with a wide smile..."''

Izumi-san, please! This is not a channel for perverts sharing their fantasies...

''"And I was completely shaken and scared... and did it roughly...''
''Kagami bled... She immediately screamed...''
''I feel so bad about it but I couldn't protest... He took a photo of us and a photo of my bloody finger and then licked Kagami's blood off my finger!''
''Kagami started hyperventilating and denied reality multiple times... she almost passed out.''
''I barely saw her face because tears made everything foggy..."''

''"He then ordered Kagami to do the same to me but she lost her mind and couldn't...''
''So he approached her, choked when she was still on the ground and ordered her to do it again...''
''Kagami just got more shaken... She couldn't think straight... I never thought I would see Kagami in that state...''
''So he put his own finger in her, said that "this is how it's done!" and Kagami kept crying..."''

''"He left her as she was no use and went to me!''
''He spread my place and got enchanted that I never had a man...''
''He told me to get up and I did... He started touching my harms and grooming my hair, he sniffed them a lot.''
''He grabbed my hand with both of his hands and started massaging it whole... he kissed my hand many times.''
''Then he proceeded to get lower and touched my breasts and he was merciless towards my nipples and they are swollen and hurt to this moment..."''

''"He told me to get on the bed, but Kagami calmed down and he returned to her asking whether she would put her finger in me but she wouldn't respond.
''He took me by my hands and threw me out of the bed on the ground and grabbed Kagami onto it.''
''She was disobedient in his view, so he took a razor and cut her face in cheeks and she screamed in pain.''
''So he cut her in arms and breasts... soon Kagami lost some blood and got calmer... She was still in disbelief."''

''"He sucked on her place that was still in blood because of me... and he..."''

''"He became her first man forcibly... Kagami was so tired, she did not scream anymore. She only moaned as if only with her breath and not voice as he did it.
''Her expression became neutral and tired, she couldn't resist anymore and I watched... A true horror...''
''He announced when he was at his limit and Kagami did not even say to pull it out...''
''He finished it inside... in my friend... on my own bed... The sheets were covered in blood from the cuts...''
''It was surreal to watch it drip like that, exactly as in adult manga. Kagami passed out."''

''"He sat on my desk and relaxed in my comfortable office chair for a moment... I was in fear so so much...''
''After some time he asked me to come to him and I did, completely not knowing what to expect.''
''He told me to sit on his lap and I did out of fear.''
''I did not want to see him so I sat with my back to him...''
''I had a good view of Kagami and I cried after looking at her so I closed my eyes and hoped for it to end soon.''
''He began grooming my hair and said that mine are better than hair of Kagami and he did it for quite some time..."''

''"He asked me whether I ever had a boyfriend and I replied that I never did.''
''With his smile as I reply I could sense how it would end... my breath became heavy.''
''Since I was on his lap, facing away from him, he took me by my naked hips and pulled towards him and he started smooching the back of my neck and my hair.''
''I began crying... His tongue was so slippery and filthy... he grabbed my left ear with his teeth and sucked it...''
''I tried freeing it but he only bit my ear and I stopped..."''

''"He then started grabbing my breasts and squeezing them as he kept licking and kissing my neck...''
''Soon he took his right hand and pulled me even closes and I could feel the stiff thing and my blood pressure immediately rose...''
''So much so that my heart felt like it was jumping out of my chest and my vision became dimm and flashy...''
''He suddenly pulled me closer and..."''

''"His thing went into the place!!! It hurt and I screamed!''
''He immediately put his second hand over my mouth to shut me up and started moving...''
''I cried like never before but I only could mumble with his hand covering my mouth... It was the worst day of my life!''
''I gave up... there was no point... I moaned because I couldn't help it."''

''"He accused me of liking it!!! He said it was the wettest he ever experienced!!! Horrible!''
''As he kept going he grabbed my hips with both his hands and soon took me upon the bed with Kagami to my right...''
''Seeing my friend in such state, because of me! Because I did not notice him entering!''
''Kagami looked almost lifeless, luckily her bare chest was breathing..."''

''"Springs of my bed were squeaking each time he moved! And I moaned a lot but I did not want to...''
''I felt his thing twitching, he turned up the pace and told me that he is reaching the limit...''
''I begged him to pull it out but he slapped me as he was increasing the strength and speed and I cried...''
''I begged him so many times, I covered my face with my pillow but I immediately threw it! Pillow of Kagami's blood!''
''He started breathing heavily and his muscles spasmed as I felt something warm inside me... It happened.''
''He sat down between me and Kagami and told it was his best day!"''

''"As I pulled myself up a bit I spread my legs and I saw it leaking... The disgust was beyond description!!!''
''I took my finger and scooped up a bit, only to confirm that I was right... It was his semen and my blood... I fell to my bed again terrified...''
''Turns out that as he was resting - Kagami was awake."''

''"As he yawned Kagami rose to her two legs and dashed into my window and she jumped from balcony.''
''I could hear a body hitting my lawn and hellish screams afterwards...''
''He got up and left in a hurry! I ran up and called for an ambulance for Kagami."''

''"Kagami has been placed in a hospital...''
''The glass of the window left her in so many lacerations.''
''In the hospital they told me that she has severe spine injuries and won't be able to walk anymore besides a lot of cuts and bruises...''
''I will not forget how desperately she was crying and screaming from my yard, she passed out from pain soon afterwards.''
''Soon the ambulance arrived and took her."''

''"She tried to commit suicide that same she was taken to the hospital...''
''She took a needle with her morphine but the tried splitting her veins when the nurse was away and there was a paddle of blood with Kagami who passed out for the third time from blood loss...''
''She was put in a clinical coma for her safety until she stabilizes... that is what I was told..."''

''"Akira-sama, I'm begging you to help me..."''

''"He stole my dad's money and valuable things. I took his money once in a while for new games...''
''Besides he sent another photo of me with Kagami when I put my finger in her to my dad and photo of a bloody finger too!''
''And proclaimed in my name that we are together forever with Kagami! And my dad wouldn't argue! He thought we were perverts and that she corrupted me!''
''Looking at my room he said that we both were sick and that I must go and never return because I would cut him like Kagami one night despite it not being me!''
''He accused me of taking drugs and getting high with lesbian Kagami because there was such a mess.''
''He said he raised a different Konata... and that he fears me...''
''He kicked me out of the house and told me to get lost...''
''He cried too but wouldn't change his mind...''
''I was 18 at that time so he could do that and police wouldn't help me.''

''I tried going to the police but they just took my report and got rid of me with a cold bored expression saying that I made it all up and I ran crying...''

''I am homeless as I'm sending it. My mom is not with us anymore, I have no siblings and all the family is far away...''
''I was left on the street with no money and nowhere to go... my lunch money paid for the post stamp to send it...''
''I couldn't afford the day-after pill and I am almost certainly pregnant now..."''

Is Lucky Channel a new place where kids make up stories for publicity?
It is very rude of you Izumi-san to make up such stories for fame! (Though it could be a good ero manga story...)

Enough of Lucky Channel for today!
Pretty sorry everyone! I did not know we would have prank mail today! I hope you can forgive cute and forever youthful Akira for this episode!

Looking forward to seeing you again! Byeee<nowiki>~~~~~</nowiki>!!!!! ( ´ω`)!!!!