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Upchuck Island

2024-12-29T18:10:20Z

Upchuckthemighty: Replaced content with "Category:Hakoniwa Islands In memorandum =Current State= Upchuck was shot and killed via firing squad."

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Upchuckisland.png|300px|thumb|In memorandum]]
=Current State=
Upchuck was shot and killed via firing squad.

Upchuck Island

2024-10-04T02:45:23Z

Upchuckthemighty: /* Current State */

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Upchuckisland.png|300px|thumb|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 117]]
=Current State=
Upchuck disappeared on October 3, 2024, never to be seen again.

His final message to all Heyurizens and Nashikouenites(? idk):
''I've gone and come back a few times, but this time I will really be leaving for good. Neither Upchuck nor his cat nor Barfman will ever post on Nashi or Heyuri or use XMPP again. Let this page stand as a final monument to Upchuck.
Farewell to my brothers in arms: Tachi, penman, Iopsd, hachikuji, perth, suzuki, mooshy and Hoopz. I hope Tachi can one day recover from his Hakoniwa addiction.
Goodbye to the other Heyurizens like TBM and Yaku.
Sayonara to my Heyuri imouto Angel.
Best wishes to my dad anonwaha.
'' this stupid italicization isn't working

=Upchuck Island=
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (Turn -27,740 to Turn 671), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book was ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck was a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck was known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he sought to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck had owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
[[image:Azucat.jpg|300px|thumb|Upchuck's cat.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

.
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

== Wank ==

Upchuck joined the NCA as the second member on around Turn 40, making Upchuck and THE WANKERMAN part of one of the earliest and longest-running alliances in the entire archipelago. Not to mention, the coolest. They are still good friends, the wankermans actual identity could be Yngwie Malmsteen.

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-10-04T02:45:01Z

Upchuckthemighty: /* Current State */

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Upchuckisland.png|300px|thumb|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 117]]
=Current State=
Upchuck disappeared on October 3, 2024, never to be seen again.

His final message to all Heyurizens and Nashikouenites(? idk):
''I've gone and come back a few times, but this time I will really be leaving for good. Neither Upchuck nor his cat nor Barfman will ever post on Nashi or Heyuri or use XMPP again. Let this page stand as a final monument to Upchuck.
Farewell to my brothers in arms: Tachi, penman, Iopsd, hachikuji, perth, suzuki, mooshy and Hoopz. I hope Tachi can one day recover from his Hakoniwa addiction.
Goodbye to the other Heyurizens like TBM and Yaku.
Sayonara to my Heyuri imouto Angel.
Best wishes to my dad anonwaha.
''

=Upchuck Island=
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (Turn -27,740 to Turn 671), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book was ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck was a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck was known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he sought to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck had owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
[[image:Azucat.jpg|300px|thumb|Upchuck's cat.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

.
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

== Wank ==

Upchuck joined the NCA as the second member on around Turn 40, making Upchuck and THE WANKERMAN part of one of the earliest and longest-running alliances in the entire archipelago. Not to mention, the coolest. They are still good friends, the wankermans actual identity could be Yngwie Malmsteen.

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-10-04T02:44:51Z

Upchuckthemighty: /* Current State */

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Upchuckisland.png|300px|thumb|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 117]]
=Current State=
Upchuck disappeared on October 3, 2024, never to be seen again.

His final message to all Heyurizens and Nashikouenites(? idk):
''I've gone and come back a few times, but this time I will really be leaving for good. Neither Upchuck nor his cat nor Barfman will ever post on Nashi or Heyuri or use XMPP again. Let this page stand as a final monument to Upchuck.

Farewell to my brothers in arms: Tachi, penman, Iopsd, hachikuji, perth, suzuki, mooshy and Hoopz. I hope Tachi can one day recover from his Hakoniwa addiction.
Goodbye to the other Heyurizens like TBM and Yaku.
Sayonara to my Heyuri imouto Angel.
Best wishes to my dad anonwaha.
''

=Upchuck Island=
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (Turn -27,740 to Turn 671), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book was ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck was a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck was known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he sought to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck had owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
[[image:Azucat.jpg|300px|thumb|Upchuck's cat.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

.
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

== Wank ==

Upchuck joined the NCA as the second member on around Turn 40, making Upchuck and THE WANKERMAN part of one of the earliest and longest-running alliances in the entire archipelago. Not to mention, the coolest. They are still good friends, the wankermans actual identity could be Yngwie Malmsteen.

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

The Balancer

2024-09-16T15:15:50Z

Upchuckthemighty: Created page with "''Your lives have been put at balance!'' thumb| The Balancer is one of the greatest fighters in the world, and winner of the Third Heyuri Cup. Many have tried and failed to prevail against him. His way of not just combat, but of life, is defined by balance. The Balancer has reached an equilibrium that very few mortal humans can attain. Because of this, he is feared and revered the world over.  = School of Balance = Based on his teach..."

''Your lives have been put at balance!''

[[image:Balancer.jpg|300px|thumb|]]

The Balancer is one of the greatest fighters in the world, and winner of the Third Heyuri Cup. Many have tried and failed to prevail against him. His way of not just combat, but of life, is defined by balance. The Balancer has reached an equilibrium that very few mortal humans can attain. Because of this, he is feared and revered the world over. 

= School of Balance =

Based on his teachings, others have tried to reach ultimate balance. One key figure in the School of Balance includes Neo-Balancer, who won the Heyuri Cup twice.

File:Balancer.jpg

2024-09-16T15:10:17Z

Upchuckthemighty:

Heyuri

2024-09-16T15:06:11Z

Upchuckthemighty: /* Hakoniwa Islands */

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Heyuri has 3 main goals, to be a true "futaba clone", to encourage the creation of [[original content]], and to provide a taste of older imageboard culture. As one user put it:
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While [[kuz]] once said:
<blockquote>''We are NOT a oldfag circlejerk, of the same 5-10 recycled jokes from 15-x years ago. [..] In our eyes it is better to create something yourself that everyone can laugh at that than rehash a joke that you know for sure might get a kick out of a few.''</blockquote>
Despite being a [[Heyuri#Size|relatively small website]], heyuri has an extremely complex, interesting, and layered culture. Due to [[Rule 8|rules]] which have cultivated a very small, tight knit community, the site is full of inside jokes and original content. See: [[Heyuri#Culture|Heyuri Culture]]
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**/battle-r/ - Battle Royale R (character battler game)
**/chinsouki/ - Chinsouki (sugoroku-type game)
**/hakoniwa2/ - Hakoniwa Islands PvE (island-development simulation game, peace-type instance)
**/hakopvp/ - Hakoniwa Islands PvP (island-development simulation game, war-type instance)
**/banana/ - Web Banana (word association game)
**/shiritori/ - Web Shiritori (shiritori game)
**/nominate/ - Anime Nominations (for [[Heyuri Cytube]])
**/gamenom/ - Game Nominations (for [[Heyuri Gaming Day]])
*up.heyuri.net - Uploader (formerly known as 2ちゃん) (uploader boards)
**Everything
**Game Roms
**Guro
**News
**User boards
*wiki.heyuri.net - Heyuri Historical Society (you are here!)
*mattari.heyuri.net - Mattari AA (Ayashii AA creation tool)
*/aatester/ - Simple AA Tester (2ch-type AA creation tool)

===Former===
*/amh/ - [[Anime]], Manga, [[Hentai]] (imageboard)
*/banner/ - Banners (imageboard; any images posted here would automatically become banners)
*/f/ - [[Flash]] (imageboard; took the form of an upload board at several points)
*/g/ - '''lol dunno''' (/g/ was formerly something else before Games but there's no archives, somebody pls find and <del>interrogate</del> ask lolico what it was)
*/g/ - Games (imageboard)
*/g/ - [[Guro]] (imageboard)
*/meta/ - Site Discussion (imageboard)
*/v/ - Video Games (imageboard)
*/y/ - Yeah! (imageboard; based on [[Futaba Channel|Futaba]]'s ''Soudane'' board and soudane function; the default name, subject, and comment were all "Yeah!")
*/ascii/ - Ascii Art (2ch-style board)
*/code/ - Programming (2ch-style board)
*/haiku/ - Haikus (2ch-style board)
*/prog/ - Programming (2ch-style board)
*/world/ - World Politics (2ch-style board)
*/vote/ - Polls (poll board, archived and replaced by /vote2/ on [[Heyuri★CGI]])
*booru.Heyuri.cf - Booru (booru)

==History==
{{Construction}}
[[File:049.png|none|thumb|200px|Timeline of Heyuri (outdated and wrong)]]

===Teh beginning===
[[File:Heyuri.cf.png|thumb|200px|Heyuri in its beginnings, as a booru-like filehosting service.]]
As far as the records show, on December 26th, 2018, [[lolico]] registered heyuri.cf. <del>Today</del> Between January 2021–December 2021 (at which point kuz lost access to the heyuri.cf domain), [https://web.archive.org/web/20211207082851/http://heyuri.cf/ heyuri.cf was reverted back to a static version of how booru-era Heyuri looked shortly after lolico created it], but the domain itself has been through a long history of seizures, back and forth ownership and redirects. Lolico originally created the site as a way to sharpen his PHP skills and play around with programming, something he was very new to at the time.

Very little to no interesting things happen during this period.

====Heyuri becomes an imageboard site====
[[File:Heyuri front page 2019-12-08.png|thumb|200px|Heyuri's front page circa 2019/12/08]]
On 11 November, 2019, Heyuri enters a new phase of life. Spurred on by lolico's need to expand his PHP knowledge further he launches Heyuri as an imageboard, using his imageboard software; sakomoto. The imageboard itself is terribly slow just like other altchans during its time. It also does not have anything resembling modern heyuri, such as [[Rule 8]], [[Tomo]], or board culture.

Fast forward to February 5th, and [[Kuz]] now visits Heyuri. It's during one of these visits that he makes Heyuri's first and largest Tomo thread (as "Tomoposter"), and the site would mostly consist of Tomoposter blog threads. Around this time that lolico announces that he is looking for a second administrator, and [[Cavalier|cavalier]] takes on the role.

===Lolico/kuz era===
===="Teh golden age of Heyuri"====
[[File:Oldfag day.png|alt=golden era ss|thumb|200px|2020/6/6, or Oldfag Day, as declared by Ryogo Masaki.]]
[[Golden age of Heyuri|See the Golden age of Heyuri article for more details]]

Eventually cavalier steps down and kuz is made the new co-admin. Lolico and kuz run the site as two, and the site increasingly garners attention. Lolico advertises the site in various places and kuz's following on 9chan tags along with him to Heyuri, and this leads to an influx of users.

Lolico rolls out new software to replace [[Sakomoto]]. [[Namefags of Heyuri|Namefags]] and anonymous users alike are frequently posting on the site, and the PPH reaches well above 100 every day (especially during [[Partybus|partybus]] visits, where activity could reach heights of 200-500 PPH in short spurts). Tons of OC is made, and the overall feeling of the site is positive and optimistic. What could possibly go wrong?

====Drama!====
[[Drama|See the Drama article for more details]]

During the summer of 2020, kuz and Lolico start to argue like two clucking hens behind the scenes on [[Dicksword]], with the fallout increasingly affecting the main site from late-July 2020 onwards. [[Akima]]—who was brought in as a PHP developer—fans the flames between them. Arguments between kuz and lolico on dicksword get leaked and posted en masse to Heyuri and 3chan while [[faganon]] faganons.

In early-September 2020, Heyuri gets "hacked" and deleted by Akima, who replaces the site with lolico's dox. Lolico eventually regains control and takes the site down. Over the next few weeks, kuz makes several attempts revive Heyuri on his own, but they fail due to crapflooding attacks from Akima.

===StrawberryHeaven===
[[File:The state of things.png|thumb|200px|A depiction of the situation during the StrawberryHeaven era]]
[[StrawberryHeaven|See the StrawberryHeaven article for more details]]

Eventually kuz launches [[StrawberryHeaven]] on September 29th, 2020, which replaces Heyuri for a time. The use of Perl software meant that Akima could not attack it, for the skiddie had no compatible scripts.

Activity was significantly slower than on Heyuri, but users still managed to have fun when they weren't demanding for Heyuri to come back.

In early December 2020 (and after obtaining the heyuri.net domain from lolico), kuz shuts down StrawberryHeaven and relaunches Heyuri due to constant user discontent and requests.

===Revival===
Heyuri returns on December 5th, 2020. <del>The site begins to pick up speed</del> the userbase is smaller and slower than ever, but [[Fun Heyuri Community Activities]] happen again.

===Kuz/Kolyma era===
[[File:The Last Imageboard.png|thumb|200px|This post captured the depressing and hopeless sentiment that was felt at the time ;_;]]
[[De-kolymization|See the De-kolymization article for more details]]

The performance of the old imageboard software had degraded signicantly (later discovered to simply be that fact there was no maximum thread limit, which the software was not designed to handle), so kuz and friends worked on replacing it with a new software based on Pixmicat (a fork of futaba). This would become known as [[Kokonotsuba]], and its launch on March 18th, 2021 was controversial to say the least.

The period of early-2021 to early-2022 was by far the slowest (yet also most controversial) period that Heyuri has ever been through. 2021 in particular was extremely inactive, with posts-per-day on Off-Topic falling to averages as low as 6, with days where no posts were made at all. Users frequently expressed disatisfaction with the apparent neglect that kuz was showing towards Heyuri (despite preemptively announcing a new era of prosperity for Heyuri every couple of months).

On a more positive note, [[Strange World]] was launched on March 29th, 2021, and was officially merged with Heyuri on July 11th 2021. By the latter half of the year, Strange World was neck-and-neck with Off-Topic for the most "active" Heyuri board, sometimes even surpassing it.

Despite this, there were frequent spats and differences of opinion on site direction between kuz and certain longterm Heyuri users. One point of contention was that kuz had introduced wordfilters for certain sites/admins he didn't like, which lead to posts on his personal site disparaging those sites/admins. This culminated in a very longpost-y debate circa late-2021 on whether or not Heyuri should be pro or anti "board wars" (hostility and aggression towards other websites). On the 6th Townhall on December 11th, 2021, kuz expressed that he was pro board wars, while other Heyuri staff/users (including [[Kaguya]]) were against. The majority of other users present expressed a deafening indifference to the matter.

From late-2021 onwards, kaguya (who had been a Heyuri moderator for a little over a year by this point) became more heavily involved in fixing up the site, solving as many issues that had been present since the introduction of Kokonotsuba as he could with his limited access.

The first [[Heyuri Cytube]] took place on March 5th, 2022, starting with FLCL. Heyuri Cytube events would take place roughly every two months until May 2024, when it was increased to roughly once a month.

===Kaguya era===
====Teh VidLii influx====
[[File:1648798349487.png|thumb|200px|Cuz I'm dreaming～♪]]
On April 26th,2022, kuz stepped down as Heyuri's administrator, and kaguya took on the role. The userbase was unanimous in believing that kaguya would be better suited to the position, and were happy to see it happen. At the same time, kaguya made [[anonwaha]] the site's sole janitor, later being upgraded to moderator on July 7th, 2022.

From May 2022 onwards, activity on Heyuri would slowly rise, with November 2022 (1641 PPM on Off-Topic) having roughly 3x the activity of April 2022 (564 PPM on Off-Topic). This was due to increased optimism and proactiveness in advertising the site in new places. One of these places was VidLii, which had recently been bought by kuz. Anonwaha's [https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=zekNlzoD8gS Heyuri-tan dreaming] video was uploaded by kaguya to VidLii on May 4th 2022 and featured on the front page of the site, which led to an influx of (mostly teenage) users. Many of these new users weren't familiar with imageboards.

Notable new users included usagi, who made many glorious [[Flashes of Heyuri|flash animations]], and lg, who made a lot of [[ASCII Art (AA)|AA]].

====Teh HUEG New Years 2023 influx====
[[File:Little alice 2.png|thumb|200px|Little Alice was one of the many OCs from around this time]]
In late December 2022 and early January 2023, one or more rogue users began mass-promoting Heyuri across many different websites, including 4chan. This led to sudden yet never-before-seen levels of activity, with December 2022 and January 2023 having 3,401 and 6,406 posts per month on Off-Topic respectively—now 4x more activity than November 2022, and 11x more than April 2022. This influx had a mostly positive impact on Heyuri, but also meant that the site staff (which was still just kaguya and anonwaha) were massively overwhelmed.

[[Little Alice]] was created around this time, along with a ton of other OC.

There were a few notable instances of drama caused by friction between kuz (who was still secretly involved in the hosting and moderation of Heyuri) and anonwaha (who had long been the most vocal Heyuri user when it came to calling out "kuz/kolyma crap"). This was sparked by former Heyuri users—some of which had previously left due to their dislike of kuz and/or his running of Heyuri—asking if kuz was still present, with kaguya initially claiming he wasn't. This was put to rest once kuz, anonwaha, and kaguya held a private discussion.

An additional drama episode between the same individuals occurred in March(?) 2023 after kokonotsuba had finally been made open source in January, where kuz had forcefully replaced lounge's software with his new proprietary and kolymized fork. This was soon undone, as the only real benefit it provided was the addition of several new emotes. Kuz also tried offering an automated thread archival system if Heyuri adopted his ghey fork, but the users said nothx.

On April 3rd, 2023, one of kaguya's other imageboard sites [[Nihongochannel]] was merged with Heyuri in the form of the 日本語 board.

On April 26th—after significant bouts of crapflooding and an increase in trouble—some of Heyuri's rules were tweaked. Rule 8 would be more heavily enforced on needlessly angry posts, all discussions related to trans topics were outlawed under Rule 7, and "board domination by a single user/topic" were clamped down on.

On April 29th, [https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?res=63477 new janitors were "hired" to help moderate Heyuri], which was still at 4000-5500 PPM on Off-Topic.

====Heyuri★CGI====
[[File:@Party II players.jpg|thumb|200px|A gathering of @Party II players, back when Heyuri users still played the game.]]
[[Heyuri★CGI|See the Heyuri★CGI article for more info]]

On July 18th, 2023, [[Heyuri★CGI]] was launched as a "sister site" to Heyuri, ran by anonwaha. It houses Japanese [[CGI games]] translated into English, a Japanese-style chats/boards, and other novelties from ye olde Japanese web. [[@Party II]] was the first "big" game to be launched on July 26th, 2023, with [[Hakoniwa Islands|Hakoniwa Islands 2]] following it on September 19th, 2023. Other games would later be released, such as Chinsouki★ (Christmas Day 2023) and Battle Royale R (September 12th, 2024).

=====Hakoniwa Islands=====
[[File:Heyuri Archipelago.png|thumb|200px|Some of the islands of the Heyuri Archipelago during its peak]]
[[Hakoniwa Islands|See the Hakoniwa Islands article for more info]]

Hakoniwa Islands became very popular with some Heyuri users (and even non-Heyuri users), with threads about the game taking the top spot on Off-Topic's index until discussions were moved to Heyuri★CGI's own Game Discussion board (and later, Hakoniwa Chat). By early-2024, the players had largely split into 3 large factions: HAPI, OTAKU, and independent nations. The unsolvable differences between HAPI and OTAKU culminated in two HUEG wars between them. Due to increased drama, trolling, attacks on the site/staff, and user resquests, the game was controversially split into PvE and PvP instances in March 2024. This led to many OTAKU players quitting the game, and activity dying down. Upchuck wuz here

=====Chat@Heyuri=====
Launched on December 5th, 2023, Chat@Heyuri became a highly active center of casual/retarded discussion by Janaury 2024. In January 2024 it hovered around 1000-2500 message per day, before settling into the hundreds with occasional spikes.

====Bunkasai 2023====
On November 4th, 2023, Heyuri held its inaugral bunkasai (cultural festival), [https://www.heyuri.net/bunkasai/2023.html Bunkasai 2023]. Users held a quest thread, drama club, trivia thread, music club, scanlation club, drawing arena, drew their own manga, and various other activities.

====SpaceHey influx and Rule 0====
[[File:Rule 0.png|thumb|200px|Loli haet Rule 0!]]
Starting in late 2023, Heyuri began being promoted on SpaceHey (a MySpace clone) by some users. This led to an influx of underage and mostly female users (ranging from 11 to 15 years old, including the so-called "[[Loli Trio]]") between December 2023 and February 2024. Some of these users began posting photos (including n00dz) of themselves on Off-Topic, which started becoming something of a regular occurrance. Many users were... [[Lolicon|not entirely dissatisfied with the situation]], while other users wanted them all [[B&]].

Eventually, with regretful agreement from staff and users alike, kaguya instated Rule 0 on February 26th, 2024:
<blockquote>''You must leave this site immediately if you are under 18 years old.''</blockquote>
<span>;_;</span>

====MOAR BOARDS====
On June 11th, 2024, the overboard feature which had been absent since the launch of Kokonotsuba in March 2021 returned to Heyuri thanks to [[hachikuji]] developing a new implementation of it. This was shortly followed by several former Heyuri boards being brought back on June 16th: Anime/Manga (/a/), 2D Cute (/c/), 2D Ero (/h/), and 2D Lolikon (/l/). The 2D Lolikon board was the result of loli3/lolich/whatever-the-hell-it-was-called's loli board being imported over, and included all the posts from there.

Upchuck Island

2024-04-01T16:16:33Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Upchuckisland.png|300px|thumb|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 117]]
=Current State=
Upchuck is on a journey.
=Upchuck Island=
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (Turn -27,740 to Turn 671), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book was ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck was a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck was known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he sought to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck had owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
[[image:Azucat.jpg|300px|thumb|Upchuck's cat.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

.
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

== Wank ==

Upchuck joined the NCA as the second member on around Turn 40, making Upchuck and THE WANKERMAN part of one of the earliest and longest-running alliances in the entire archipelago. Not to mention, the coolest. They are still good friends, the wankermans actual identity could be Yngwie Malmsteen.

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-03-05T14:01:01Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Upchuckisland.png|300px|thumb|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 117]]
=Current State=
The current state of '''Upchuck Island''' is Chrono Island. They are a member of [[OTAKU]][[File:Smalljapaneseflag.jpg]] and [[AGGRO]]. Gestalt Upchuck passed away on Turn 672, leaving his possessions and island ownership to his cat.
=Upchuck Island=
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (Turn -27,740 to Turn 671), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book was ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck was a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck was known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he sought to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck had owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
[[image:Azucat.jpg|300px|thumb|Upchuck's cat and current operator of the islands.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

.
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

=== Wank ===

Upchuck joined the NCA as the second member on around Turn 40, making Upchuck and THE WANKERMAN part of one of the earliest and longest-running alliances in the entire archipelago. Not to mention, the coolest. They are still good friends, the wankermans actual identity could be Yngwie Malmsteen.

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

File:Azucat.jpg

2024-03-05T13:57:44Z

Upchuckthemighty:

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-02-20T21:12:21Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Berrychuck.png|450px|thumb|]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. As of Turn 524 they are both part of the Berry-Chuck alliance. Upchuck is regularly cucked by nigra chief when he's not looking. <- hell nah nigga you trippin <--- we all know dat u be dick riding on me. <- dawg you wish i was

== History ==

The feud between AGGRO (specifically Upchuck) and HAPI started many, many turns ago with the Great Upchuckian War (Turn 115~). Not long after, AGGRO was reformed by penman and Upchuck to further oppose HAPI. The hostilities between the two factions only continued, resulting in the largest wars of the archipelago.

On Turn 385, Angel discovered Republican State of Nan Island. I stopped paying as much attention to Hakoniwa during this time, but Angel would go on to ally herself with HAPI, albeit only because Cosmo begged her to so [[Clover Island]] could send aid without any BAI worries. The War of the First Coalition began nearly 100 turns after the discovery of the island. During the war, Angel stayed mostly neutral, only firing on pen Island once (with her single missile launcher XD).

In the aftermath of the war, after G Island had sunk and Upchuck moved to Chrono Island, a Sanjira attacked Republican State of Nan Island. Upchuck thought it would be funny to bully Angel and convince her he had sent the monster. This somehow ended with him paying Angel for no reason, and after that, they became friends.

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?
:Would the internet lie to you? --[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 18:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
::^ yes ._.

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-02-20T02:57:41Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Berrychuck.png|450px|thumb|]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. As of Turn 524 they are both part of the Berry-Chuck alliance. Upchuck is regularly cucked by nigra chief when he's not looking. <- hell nah nigga you trippin

== History ==

The feud between AGGRO (specifically Upchuck) and HAPI started many, many turns ago with the Great Upchuckian War (Turn 115~). Not long after, AGGRO was reformed by penman and Upchuck to further oppose HAPI. The hostilities between the two factions only continued, resulting in the largest wars of the archipelago.

On Turn 385, the Republican State of Nan Island was discovered by Angel. I don't know much of the history because I stopped paying as much attention to Hakoniwa during this time, but Angel would go on to ally herself with HAPI, albeit only because Cosmo begged her to so [[Clover Island]] could send aid without any BAI worries. The War of the First Coalition began nearly 100 turns after the discovery of the island. During the war, Angel stayed mostly neutral, only firing on pen Island once (with her single missile launcher XD).

In the aftermath of the war, after G Island had sunk and Upchuck moved to Chrono Island, a Sanjira attacked Republican State of Nan Island. Upchuck thought it would be funny to bully Angel and convince her he had sent the monster. This somehow ended with him paying Angel for no reason, and after that, they became friends.

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?
:Would the internet lie to you? --[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 18:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
::^ yes ._.

Anime Nominations

2024-02-16T01:55:00Z

Upchuckthemighty:

__NOTOC__
This page is for nominating what anime we should watch on the [[Heyuri Cytube]]. [[Heyuri staff-san]] will announce new streams several days before they occur, but feel free to edit the table below at any time.

To see the full list of shows we've previously watched together, see the main [[Heyuri Cytube]] page.

<span style="color:red"><big>'''U MUST VOTE, DO IT NOW!!!!!!111'''</big></span>

<small>(but please use the source editor if you do; table raep is no joke!)</small>

<small>It takes far too long to manually edit in another column so I will just say here that my only vote is for THE RAPEMAN! -Upchuck</small>

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! [[User:Kaguya|kaguya]]
! anonwaha
! kanon
! goblin4k<br><small style="color:#0000ff">(absent)</small>
! Cube
! Bakaice
! Ric Flair
! anon-kun<br><small style="color:#0000ff">(absent)</small>
! <div style="width:min-content;line-height:1">Faggotturk<br><small style="color:#ff0000">(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)</small></div>
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</div>

=== Legend ===
<span style="font-family:'MS PGothic',IPAMonaPGothic,sans-serif">○</span> = Never seen before and want to watch<br>
<span style="font-family:'MS PGothic',IPAMonaPGothic,sans-serif">△</span> = Seen before but OK with rewatching<br>
<span style="font-family:'MS PGothic',IPAMonaPGothic,sans-serif">×</span> = Not interested in watching/rewatching<br>
<small style="color:#0000ff;font-family:'MS PGothic',IPAMonaPGothic,sans-serif;font-weight:bold">(absent)</small> = No evidence that this user still lurks

Copypaste the above symbols when adding your preferences to the table.

== Adding yourself to the table ==

=== <del>Visual editor</del> <small><strong style="color:#ff0000;font-size:0.9em;font-weight:bold;">WARNING: 100% CHANCE OF TABLE RAPE ;_;</strong></small> ===
# <del>Click the <code>edit</code> tab at the top of the page</del>
# <del>Select the rightmost cell in the header row of the table containing all the usernames</del>
# <del>Click the <code>Insert column after</code> button on the floating action bar that appears</del>
# <del>Write your name in the new empty header cell, then go down the column adding your preference for each show</del>

=== Source editor ===
# Click the <code>edit source</code> tab at the top of the page
# Find the section containing all the usernames, then add a new line beneath the last one
# Start the line with <code>!</code>, then write your name
# Go down the page adding a new line at the bottom of each anime entry (below everyone else's preferences), start each line with <code>|</code>, then paste the relevant character from the legend above to represent your preferences

== Adding new anime to the table ==

=== <del>Visual editor</del> <small><strong style="color:#ff0000;font-size:0.9em;font-weight:bold;">WARNING: 100% CHANCE OF TABLE RAPE ;_;</strong></small> ===
# <del>Click the <code>edit</code> tab at the top of the page</del>
# <del>Select a cell in the row of the anime that would come immediately before or after your anime alphabetically</del>
# <del>Click either the <code>Insert row before</code> button or <code>Insert row after</code> button on the floating action bar that appears</del>
# <del>Write the name of the anime in the leftmost cell of the new row, preferably linking the text to the anime's relevant [https://myanimelist.net/ MyAnimeList] page</del>

=== Source editor ===
# Click the <code>edit source</code> tab at the top of the page
# Select and copy an existing anime entry section, including the user preferences
# Paste the entry wherever the new anime would fit alphabetically in the list (make sure to include the <code>|-</code> which represents a new table row)
# Replace the old anime title with your new one, then remove the user preferences from each line so that other users may fill in their preferences themselves (make sure to keep all the <code>|</code> as they represent table cells)

== Watched shows ==

These are the shows that we've already watched together. They are moved here so that the votes can be archived for posterity without cluttering up the nominations table.

<div style="overflow-x:auto">
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="font-family: 'MS PGothic', IPAMonaPGothic, sans-serif;vertical-align:middle"
! Anime
! [[User:Kaguya|kaguya]]
! anonwaha
! kanon
! goblin4k
! Cube
! Bakaice
! Ric Flair
! anon-kun
! <div style="width:min-content;line-height:1">Faggotturk<br><small style="color:#ff0000">(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)</small></div>
! Shy
! yakuruto
! Iopsd
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Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-02-02T01:39:40Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Berrychuck.png|450px|thumb|]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. As of Turn 524 they are both part of the Berry-Chuck alliance.

[[image:Upchuck&angel.png|600px|thumb|Can a HAPI girl and an AGGRO guy really be together? - Upchuck (NO)]]
== History ==

The feud between AGGRO (specifically Upchuck) and HAPI started many, many turns ago with the Great Upchuckian War (Turn 115~). Not long after, AGGRO was reformed by penman and Upchuck to further oppose HAPI. The hostilities between the two factions only continued, resulting in the largest wars of the archipelago, those being the Pen War (Turn 200~), and the War of the First Coalition (Turn 480~).

On Turn 385, the Republican State of Nan Island was discovered by Angel. I don't know much of the history because I stopped paying as much attention to Hakoniwa during this time, but Angel would go on to ally herself with HAPI, albeit only because Cosmo begged her to so [[Clover Island]] could send aid without any BAI worries. The War of the First Coalition began nearly 100 turns after the discovery of the island. During the war, Angel stayed mostly neutral, only firing on pen Island once (with her single missile launcher XD).

In the aftermath of the war, after G Island had sunk and Upchuck moved to Chrono Island, a Sanjira attacked Republican State of Nan Island. Upchuck thought it would be funny to bully Angel and convince her he had sent the monster. This somehow ended with him paying Angel for no reason, and after that, they became friends.

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?
:Would the internet lie to you? --[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 18:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
::^ yes ._.

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-02-02T01:15:46Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Berrychuck.png|450px|thumb|]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.
As of Turn 524 they are both part of the Berry-Chuck alliance.

The Berry-Chuck alliance broke new ground in the archipelago. It was the first time two islands from HAPI and AGGRO, two opposed factions, have directly allied. Angel and Upchuck's friendship is so strong it overcame the barrier of hatred formed by these two feuding alliances.

[[image:Upchuck&angel.png|600px|thumb|Can a HAPI girl and an AGGRO guy really be together? - Upchuck (NO)]]
== History ==

The feud between AGGRO (specifically Upchuck) and HAPI started many, many turns ago with the Great Upchuckian War (Turn 115~). Not long after, AGGRO was reformed by penman and Upchuck to further oppose HAPI. The hostilities between the two factions only continued, resulting in the largest wars of the archipelago, those being the Pen War (Turn 200~), and the War of the First Coalition (Turn 480~).

On Turn 385, the Republican State of Nan Island was discovered by Angel. I don't know much of the history because I stopped paying as much attention to Hakoniwa during this time, but Angel would go on to ally herself with HAPI, albeit only because Cosmo begged her to so [[Clover Island]] could send aid without any BAI worries. The War of the First Coalition began nearly 100 turns after the discovery of the island. During the war, Angel stayed mostly neutral, only firing on pen Island once (with her single missile launcher XD).

In the aftermath of the war, after G Island had sunk and Upchuck moved to Chrono Island, a Sanjira attacked Republican State of Nan Island. Upchuck thought it would be funny to bully Angel and convince her he had sent the monster. This somehow ended with him paying Angel for no reason, and after that, friendship blossomed.

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?
:Would the internet lie to you? --[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 18:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
::^ yes ._.

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-02-02T01:12:21Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.
As of Turn 524 they are both part of the Berry-Chuck alliance.

The Berry-Chuck alliance broke new ground in the archipelago. It was the first time two islands from HAPI and AGGRO, two opposed factions, have directly allied. Angel and Upchuck's friendship is so strong it overcame the barrier of hatred formed by these two feuding alliances.
[[image:Berrychuck.png|450px|thumb|]]
[[image:Upchuck&angel.png|600px|thumb|Can a HAPI girl and an AGGRO guy really be together? - Upchuck (NO)]]
== History ==

The feud between AGGRO (specifically Upchuck) and HAPI started many, many turns ago with the Great Upchuckian War (Turn 115~). Not long after, AGGRO was reformed by penman and Upchuck to further oppose HAPI. The hostilities between the two factions only continued, resulting in the largest wars of the archipelago, those being the Pen War (Turn 200~), and the War of the First Coalition (Turn 480~).

On Turn 385, the Republican State of Nan Island was discovered by Angel. I don't know much of the history because I stopped paying as much attention to Hakoniwa during this time, but Angel would go on to ally herself with HAPI, albeit only because Cosmo begged her to so [[Clover Island]] could send aid without any BAI worries. The War of the First Coalition began nearly 100 turns after the discovery of the island. During the war, Angel stayed mostly neutral, only firing on pen Island once (with her single missile launcher XD).

In the aftermath of the war, after G Island had sunk and Upchuck moved to Chrono Island, a Sanjira attacked Republican State of Nan Island. Upchuck thought it would be funny to bully Angel and convince her he had sent the monster. This somehow ended with him paying Angel for no reason, and after that, friendship blossomed.

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?
:Would the internet lie to you? --[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 18:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
::^ yes ._.

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-01-30T01:07:59Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[Category:Heyuri Couples]]
[[image:Friends.png|450px|thumb|Being friends]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.
As of Turn 524 they are both part of the Berry-Chuck alliance!

The Berry-Chuck alliance broke new ground in the archipelago. It was the first time two islands from HAPI and AGGRO, two opposed factions, have directly allied. Angel and Upchuck's friendship is so strong it overcame the barrier of hatred formed by these two feuding alliances.
[[image:Berrychuck.png|450px|thumb|]]

== History ==

The feud between AGGRO (specifically Upchuck) and HAPI started many, many turns ago with the Great Upchuckian War (Turn 115~). Not long after, AGGRO was reformed by penman and Upchuck to further oppose HAPI. The hostilities between the two factions only continued, resulting in the largest wars of the archipelago, those being the Pen War (Turn 200~), and the War of the First Coalition (Turn 480~).

On Turn 385, the Republican State of Nan Island was discovered by Angel. I don't know much of the history because I stopped paying as much attention to Hakoniwa during this time, but Angel would go on to ally herself with HAPI. The War of the First Coalition began nearly 100 turns after the discovery of the island. During the war, Angel stayed mostly neutral, only firing on pen Island once (with her single missile launcher XD).

In the aftermath of the war, after G Island had sunk and Upchuck moved to Chrono Island, a Sanjira attacked Republican State of Nan Island. Upchuck thought it would be funny to bully Angel and convince her he had sent the monster. This somehow ended with him paying Angel for no reason, and after that, friendship blossomed!

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?
:Would the internet lie to you? --[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 18:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
::^ yes ._.

File:Berrychuck.png

2024-01-29T16:02:06Z

Upchuckthemighty: Upchuckthemighty uploaded a new version of File:Berrychuck.png

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-01-29T16:01:16Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Friends.png|450px|thumb|Being friends]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.
As of Turn 524 they are both part of the Berry-Chuck alliance!

The Berry-Chuck alliance broke new ground in the archipelago. It was the first time two islands from HAPI and AGGRO, two opposed factions, have directly allied. Angel and Upchuck's friendship is so strong it overcame the barrier of hatred formed by these two feuding alliances.
[[image:Berrychuck.png|450px|thumb|]]

== History ==

The feud between AGGRO (specifically Upchuck) and HAPI started many, many turns ago with the Great Upchuckian War (Turn 115~). Not long after, AGGRO was reformed by penman and Upchuck to further oppose HAPI. The hostilities between the two factions only continued, resulting in the largest wars of the archipelago, those being the Pen War (Turn 200~), and the War of the First Coalition (Turn 480~).

On Turn 385, the Republican State of Nan Island was discovered by Angel. I don't know much of the history because I stopped paying as much attention to Hakoniwa during this time, but Angel would go on to ally herself with HAPI. The War of the First Coalition began nearly 100 turns after the discovery of the island. During the war, Angel stayed mostly neutral, only firing on pen Island once (with her single missile launcher XD).

In the aftermath of the war, after G Island had sunk and Upchuck moved to Chrono Island, a Sanjira attacked Republican State of Nan Island. Upchuck thought it would be funny to bully Angel and convince her he had sent the monster. This somehow ended with him paying Angel for no reason, and after that, friendship blossomed!

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?
:Would the internet lie to you? --[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 18:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
::^ yes ._.

File:Berrychuck.png

2024-01-29T16:00:42Z

Upchuckthemighty:

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-01-29T02:56:17Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Friends.png|450px|thumb|Being friends]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.
As of Turn 524 they are both part of the Berry-Chuck alliance!

The Berry-Chuck alliance broke new ground in the archipelago. It was the first time two islands from HAPI and AGGRO, two opposed factions, have directly allied. Angel and Upchuck's friendship is so strong it overcame the barrier of hatred formed by these two feuding alliances.

== History ==

The feud between AGGRO (specifically Upchuck) and HAPI started many, many turns ago with the Great Upchuckian War (Turn 115~). Not long after, AGGRO was reformed by penman and Upchuck to further oppose HAPI. The hostilities between the two factions only continued, resulting in the largest wars of the archipelago, those being the Pen War (Turn 200~), and the War of the First Coalition (Turn 480~).

On Turn 385, the Republican State of Nan Island was discovered by Angel. I don't know much of the history because I stopped paying as much attention to Hakoniwa during this time, but Angel would go on to ally herself with HAPI. The War of the First Coalition began nearly 100 turns after the discovery of the island. During the war, Angel stayed mostly neutral, only firing on pen Island once (with her single missile launcher XD).

In the aftermath of the war, after G Island had sunk and Upchuck moved to Chrono Island, a Sanjira attacked Republican State of Nan Island. Upchuck thought it would be funny to bully Angel and convince her he had sent the monster. This somehow ended with him paying Angel for no reason, and after that, friendship blossomed!

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?
:Would the internet lie to you? --[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] ([[User talk:Anonwaha|talk]]) 18:35, 28 January 2024 (UTC)
::^ yes ._.

Upchuck Island

2024-01-28T23:17:50Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Upchuckisland.png|300px|thumb|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 117]]
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

.
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

== Alliances ==

=== Wank ===

Upchuck joined the NCA as the second member on around Turn 40, making Upchuck and THE WANKERMAN part of one of the earliest and longest-running alliances in the entire archipelago. Not to mention, the coolest. They are still good friends.

=== Berrychuck ===

Berrychuck!

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-01-28T23:14:37Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Upchuckisland.png|300px|thumb|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 117]]
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

.
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

== Alliances ==

=== Wank ===

Upchuck joined wankerman in the NCA on around Turn 35, making it one of the oldest and longest-running alliances in Hakoniwa Islands. Not to mention, the coolest.

=== Berrychuck ===

Berrychuck!

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-01-28T23:12:56Z

Upchuckthemighty:

<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:348px;">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:Upchuckisland.png ]<div class="thumbcaption">The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115</div></div></div>

Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

.
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

== Alliances ==

=== Wank ===

Upchuck joined wankerman in the NCA on around Turn 35, making it one of the oldest and longest-running alliances in Hakoniwa Islands. Not to mention, the coolest.

=== Berrychuck ===

Berrychuck!

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-01-28T23:12:13Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]

Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]].
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

== Alliances ==

= Wank =

Upchuck joined wankerman in the NCA on around Turn 35, making it one of the oldest and longest-running alliances in Hakoniwa Islands. Not to mention, the coolest.

= Berrychuck =

Berrychuck!

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-01-28T14:04:53Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Friends.png|450px|thumb|Being friends]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.
As of Turn 524 they are both part of the Berry-Chuck alliance!

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-01-27T03:59:05Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Friends.png|450px|thumb|Being friends]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

^ Is this true?

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-01-27T03:55:16Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Friends.png|450px|thumb|Being friends]]Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

OH SHIT

File:Friends.png

2024-01-27T03:53:47Z

Upchuckthemighty:

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-01-27T00:33:37Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.

Upchuck doesn't know however, Angel has secretly been an alter ego for Waha since day one. Cosmo has been a lie as well

OH SHIT

Angel and Upchuck's Friendship

2024-01-27T00:28:44Z

Upchuckthemighty: Created page with "Category: Hakoniwa Islands Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship."

[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]

Angel and Upchuck became friends on Turn 517. It is a wonderful friendship.

Upchuck Island

2024-01-26T14:28:56Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]

Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]].
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-01-26T14:28:23Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]

Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below). [[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]].
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

OTAKU

2024-01-26T14:27:15Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:Newotakuflag.png|thumb|The banner of OTAKU islands.]]

'''OTAKU''' is a OTAKU alliance for islands related to anything [[japan|Japanese]]. The final goal of OTAKU is to make otaku culture come out FTW.

== Membership Requirements ==

Entry to OTAKU is by invitation only, you can see the invited islands below. These are the conditions to get invited
* Your island is related to anything Japanese
* You are not currently listed on, or have very minimum reference in the [[OTAKU#BPI:_Blacklist_of_Prick_Islands|Blacklist of Prick Islands (BPI)]].

If you are invited, simply put <code>[OTAKU]</code> in your island's comment and you're in the alliance.

[[image:Iopsd flag.png|300px|thumb|The flag of Iopsd Island.]]
[[File:OSたん.png|thumb|Flag/Mon of the OS-tan Shogunate]]
[[File:Gensokyo-flag.png|thumb|Gensokyo island's flag]]
[[File:ChronoFlag.png|thumb|Chrono Island's beautifully designed flag.]]

== Members ==
*[[Iopsd Island]]
*miku Island
*[[Gensokyo Island]], also a member of [[HAPI]]
*[[OS-tan Shogunate Island]]
*Shinobu Island
*Chrono Island, also a member of [[AGGRO]]
*miku Island
=== Former Members ===
*[[Shotacon Island]]
*[[Suigintou Island]]
*[[Suiseiseki Island]] (abandoned)
*Souseiseki Island (abandoned)
*[[Hachikuji Island]] (SUNK)
*[[PC98 Island]] (abandoned)

=== Gaijin Otaku Pact ===
These islands are members of the '''Gaijin Otaku Pact''', a branch of OTAKU for non-Japanese islands.
*Woodstock Island
*Clover Island
*[[Nirvana Island]] (Abandoned)
*[[Republic Of Columbine Island]]

=== Islands welcome to OTAKU ===
*[[Chuu Island]]
*Nyu Island
*Meido Island
*nekomimi Island
*any former OTAKU island besides betrayers

= History =
On turn 20 something, OTAKU was made when PC98 wanted to form a alliance with DESU and Gensokyo because they all are related to Otakuism. DESU agreed and OTAKU was formed with PC98 but Gensokyo didn't join. Suiseiseki island joined OTAKU probably around turn 40. Souseiseki island was also in OTAKU but was actually somebody's who had another island so it vanished. Suiseiseki Island left OTAKU on turn 174; however relations remain strong between them and OTAKU. As a result of HAPI and OTAKU military cooperation in the Pen war, the People's Republic of Shotacon joined OTAKU. On turn 223, [[Gensokyo Island|Gensokyo]] joined OTAKU. On turn 326, the new Hachikuji Island joined OTAKU. The LS of Shotacon and DESU left OTAKU on turn 370~. After the fall of PC98 Island and Hachikuji Island, the remaining government formed new islands, both of which joined OTAKU immediately after their creation. Shinobu Island joined OTAKU on turn 502, The OS-tan Shoganate Island on turn 506, and Chrono Island(Reincarnated Upchuck Island, which was not a former OTAKU member) on turn 504. miku Island joined OTAKU on turn 512. On turn 515, Iopsd Island joined OTAKU, finally making their friendship with the OS-tan Shogunate(reincarnated PC98 Island) official, bringing much joy and partying and most importantly, sekkusu.

=== OTAKU-ANNARU War ===
Sometime on about turn 100, Suiseiseki started firing missiles to ANNARU SEKKUSU island and afterwards PC98 did the same which completely destroyed all of ANNARU SEKKUSU. this started a riot over bombing a innocent island and almost started a huge war with OTAKU and HAPI, also DESU left OTAKU over this but rejoined 40 turns later. Suiseiseki started to send missiles to Milf island so Milf island joined HAPI and HAPI declared a war that no one was bombed in because Suiseiseki surrendered immediately, but this incident would lead to the [[Upchuck Island#Great Upchuckian War|Great Upchuckian War]]. Suiseiseki paid ANNARU SEKKUSU 1100M$ and PC98 paid them 100M$ and 20k t of food to make up for what ANNARU SEKKUSU lost. despite this, ANNARU SEKKUSU would do a ambush on PC98 on about turn 120 and PC98 declared a war so it started the OTAKU-ANNARU WAR!. PC98 was goatsed and ANNARU SEKKUSU got even more destroyed because PC98 was helped by Suiseiseki. OTAKU and ANNARU SEKKUSU would agree to peace on turn 128 and ANNARU SEKKUSU had to pay 600M$ to Suiseiseki and PC98 each because of their sneaky attack. pen island also fired one missile and it hit a missile base at PC98 but PC98 didn't do anything because peace came the next turn.

=== Pen War ===
On turn 192, Pen island sent an ultimatum to DESU island, demanding they leave either HAPI or OTAKU. When DESU ignored the demand, Pen island sent a mechanora on turn 195. OTAKU and HAPI would cooperate to defeat Pen island, sinking Pen on turn 210 but with great damage to HAPI and OTAKU.

For more information, see [[Turmoil of Turn 200#Pen War|The Pen War]]

=== Weezite War ===
On turn 464, PC98 declared war on Weezite Island in collaboration with Hachikuji and Clover Island, with the goal of making Weezite Island a colony to Hachikuji and Clover. This cooperation with Clover Island led to them becoming a member of the Gaijin Otaku Pact. This war is still ongoing.

=== HAPI-AGGRO War ===
On turn 472, PC98 and Hachikuji (the latter of which was also a member of AGGRO) started a war against HAPI (of which Gensokyo was a member) with some other AGGRO islands. Gensokyo joined the war in turn 480 by attacking G Island (an AGGRO member who was not a member of OTAKU), and this is when Hachikuji (alongside G Island) betrayed OTAKU by sending land-destroying missiles to Gensokyo the next turn. However, from the perspective of all OTAKU members that weren't Gensokyo, it was actually gensokyo who betrayed OTAKU by aiding HAPI by attacking G Island. This war ended with HAPI's victory, as Hachikuji was abandoned in 502 and PC98 was abandoned in 506. As the only member left, Gensokyo assumed the leadership of OTAKU afterwards. After the revival of the OS-tan Government which can be recognized as the current government of PC98, leadership of OTAKU was returned to them by default.

= BPI: Blacklist of Prick Islands =

The '''BPI''' is a list of islands who have:
*Made attacks on islands with no prior Declaration of War
*Made attacks on islands unprovoked with no justification
*Made attacks unprovoked on an island much smaller than themselves(for example, an island 10 places lower than the attacker on the leaderboard)
*Sent aid to the BPI-Listed island, in attempt to assist them in their military effort

Islands can only declare war on BPI Listed islands if they are deemed too dangerous to be kept alive, this decision will be made by an OTAKU member. Until that point, they are placed on an international embargo

This list is managed by OTAKU members only

===Current BPI-Listed Islands===
None, thats good

===Former BPI-Listed Islands===
Also None

Upchuck Island

2024-01-26T14:24:58Z

Upchuckthemighty:

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[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]

Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below). [[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]].
The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-01-26T14:23:19Z

Upchuckthemighty:

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[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]

Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]

HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

. The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==
After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

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[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

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2024-01-26T14:21:25Z

Upchuckthemighty:

War of the First Coalition

2024-01-25T15:00:17Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Greatwar2.png|300px|thumb]]<p>[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]</p><p>"''you guys are so goddamn scummy holy shit''" -'''anonwaha'''</p>

The War of the First Coalition (also known as The Great Heyurian Archipelago War, or The OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI War) was the deadliest and longest war in the history of the Heyurian Archipelago, lasting from Turn 472 to roughly Turn 506. There were nearly two million total casualties. Both sides took quite controversial actions, and overall the war had a massive impact on the archipelago. It was fought between HAPI and a coalition between AGGRO and OTAKU. The full turn history of the war can be found here: https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/misc/OTAKU-AGGRO_vs_HAPI.html == Background ==
=== Crisis in PC98 Island ===
[[PC98 Island]] had assisted [[HAPI]] in defeating pen Island in the Pen War, and assumed OTAKU-HAPI relations would remain a permanent high, having allied with The [[People's Republic of Shotacon Island]](later the [[Shotacon Island|Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island]] and now [[Shotacon Island]]). After some economical and military failures, Rex de PC98 stepped down and was replaced by Me-tan de PC98 and the OS-tan Government on turn 301. The OS-tans were seen as "unhinged" and troublesome, but still had the best intention for HAPI, considering them a new ally. PC98 Island Military Intelligence had indicated that Parch Moon Island was in fact ruled by pen man(which later was discovered to be false), and that the massive amount of forests could be used to send another attack on HAPI. Consequently, PC98 Island fired 5 stealth missiles into Parch Moon Island, but upon realizing that Parch Moon Island was not in fact ruled by a disguised pen man, the OS-tan Government refused to admit that they were responsible for the attack. With evidence pointing towards the fact that PC98 Island had facilitated the attack, Parch Moon Island responded with 4 stealth missiles, which enraged the OS-tan Government as they sought immediate reparations. They had threatened Parch Moon Island with war if they did not receive 500M$, however PC98 Island had no real intention of fighting another war, but only sought to scare Parch Moon into giving them the funds. [[DESU Island]](now Suigintou Island)(at the time a member of OTAKU) entered the argument about reparations, threatening PC98 Island with consequences if they did indeed attack Parch Moon Island, and also advising Parch Moon to join HAPI in case such an attack occured. PC98 responded with "dont piss yourself yet, our minister of the interior prevents us from attacking, as if we wanted a war we couldn't afford", which DESU took great offense to, and left OTAKU. Shortly after, PC98 Island was attempting to improve relations with the smaller islands in the archipelago, of which PC98's new ally, Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island, took great offense to as they were also trying to improve relations with the smaller islands, and saw PC98's prescience in their sphere of influence threatening. The Lolislamic State of Shotacon left OTAKU, and declared PC98 Island as their mortal enemy. PC98 Island was the first ally to DESU Island, also assisting them greatly in the Pen War, and had helped the Lolislamic State of Shotacon rebuild after they had abandoned the People's Republic of Shotacon to start anew. PC98 Island had considered them both very good allies and felt that the relations were stronger than they were, and losing both of them for petty reasons that PC98 Island would never leave them for made PC98 Island feel betrayed by HAPI, which they had done so much for.

On turn 369, the OS-tan Government was ousted and Rex de PC98 returned to power, quickly attempting to clear up any relations that the OS-tans had damaged. PC98 Island would repay Parch Moon Island for the attacks on 428, admitting they had done the attacks. On turn 390, PC98 Island reached out privately to pen man(disguised as leprechaun, leader of rainbow Island) about a secret defensive alliance against HAPI, as both islands had a mutual understanding of the threat of HAPI, considering DESU island had threatened them both with war when PC98 Island disagreed with the BAI and created a new blacklist for islands. The secret alliance was proposed to and accepted by Naked Apron Island, G Island([[Upchuck Island]] in disguise), and [[Hachikuji Island]]; a new member of [[OTAKU]]. Before the secret discussions took place, PC98 Island had constructed a Monolith in case a war with HAPI ever broke out, and not many islands knew that the Monolith could be used to send the damage equivalent to a huge meteorite to a target island(just read the Japanese hakoniwa wiki ya idgyuts). After a failure to rely on their own farms, PC98 Island searched out for a island to subjugate into a colony that would permanently provide food in exchange for protection and funds. When Weezite Island was asked if they would accept the offer, they responded with an insult that can remotely be seen as a demand for war. Hachikuji Island was also on the hunt for a colony island, and to OTAKU's surprise; Chuu Island said that PC98 Island would not be placed on the HAPI BAI if they attacked because of what was misunderstood as a "demand for war". On turn 464, PC98 Island declared war on Weezite Island and was quickly joined by Hachikuji and Clover Island, who also wanted to receive benefits from the colony. Shortly before the war, Woodstock Island who was already allied with PC98 Island, accepted another proposal for subjugation, and so the need for a PC98 colony of Weezite was no longer needed and it was agreed that the island would become a colony of Hachikuji and Clover. PC98 Island would become Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island, to suit the growing imperial desires.

On turn 469, anonwaha discovered the password for pen man's tripcode used to send the private messages, and leaked the messages (containing OTAKU/AGGRO's plots to attack and destroy HAPI) to the archipelago, raising tensions and questions of a [[OTAKU]] plan to attack [[HAPI]]. Some HAPI members suggested that PC98 Island remove his monolith, while HAPI Islands announced that they would take out the monolith themselves, an act of war. Suigintou offered Weezite Island assistance against OTAKU, but was declined, however OTAKU did pull out of the Weezite War in an attempt to avoid a war with HAPI. After long arguments, it was agreed that neither side would act aggressively because of the plans for the secret alliance. Despite this, on turn 470 Shotacon Island sent a barrage of missiles to the defense facility protecting the monolith on PC98 Island, which they claimed was an accident and sent 1100M$ in reparations(however they later admitted that the attacks were an attempt to start a war, but HAPI looks past things like this when it's their own islands doing it). Late in the same turn, PC98 Island and G Island received messages in their guestbooks, presumed to be from HAPI ('''but actually were not'''), stating that HAPI declared war on their islands. PC98 Island would launch the monolith into Suigintou and G Island and Hachikuji Island would target Chuu Island, initiating the war.

=== Overall Summary ===
Several members of AGGRO had begun secretly communicating with each other since before the Pen War ended (Turn 200~). There they made plans and discussed strategy. Eventually, Rex Imperator de Insulae Magnum PC98 of PC98 Island also began secret communications, reaching out to AGGRO and Hachikuji Island to propose a secret alliance between them. As their islands grew they began formulating a plan involving dropping PC98's monolith on Suigintou Island. Talks were going well, until one day Chuu Island began intercepting the coded messages. After some time, and many late nights, a special team of Chuu Islanders cracked the code the Coalition was using and revealed all their secret plans (penman used a horrible tripcode password, "manman"). HAPI was outraged. Upchuck (who had been disguised as G Island) had his cover blown and revealed himself. He insisted PC98 go forward with the plans to drop the monument immediately. He also challenged Suiseitou (of Suigintou Island) to a one on one duel. After some back and forth, the coalition created a new communication channel, one that would not be cracked by HAPI, and continued the discussion. They secretly decided to go forward with the plans to drop the monolith, but only after several turns had passed and they had made an attempt to convince HAPI they wouldn't go through with it.
== The War ==
=== First Phase ===
Shortly before Turn 472, some mysterious <del>false flag</del>messages began appearing in the guestbooks of OTAKU and AGGRO islands. The names written in the guestbook implied they were sent from HAPI members, declaring their intention to go to war, but since anyone could write any name in the guestbook, there was no evidence it was actually them. The OTAKU and AGGRO members, who were [[LIES|definitely very shocked and confused about this]], decided to not report on these messages publicly or attempt to clarify them, and go forth with their plans and attack. The monolith was dropped on the northern side of Suigintou Island to devastating effect. The surprise first phase of the war went well for the First Coalition, in which they dealt much damage to Suigintou and Chuu Island. Several members of HAPI did not yet engage in the hostilities. Several land-destroying missile barrages devastated Chuu Island and put them out of the war offensively, forcing anonwaha to spend turns building several defense facilities to protect his few remaining towns and cities/leading anonwaha to try a more strategic approach by springing up many new villages and defense facilities, attracting and neuturing the effectiveness of OTAKU/AGGRO's concentrated attacks while other HAPI members fired at them. Suigintou Island also lost much of their firepower. However, the same turn PC98 dropped the monolith on Suigintou, an Inora made it to one of his defense facilities, blowing it up and taking out several cities and missile bases, which lessened the amount of firepower the coalition had from the start.

The early hours of the war also saw the battlefield spill out on the wiki, as seen here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI&oldid=2144

=== Second Phase: PC98 Seized ===
Further loss for the coalition came when wankerman([[perthlord]]), joined. The next phase of The Coalition's plan was to mass produce several Mecha-inoras and send them to HAPI islands, and perthlord island had enough money to take part. However, due to his lack of knowledge of the game, Rex de PC98 of PC98 Island had to walk him through the process, being constantly derailed by perthlord's desire to discuss skirts. Rex de PC98, unsure if perthlord had set his plans correctly, used the same methods HAPI did to figure out perth's island password and accessed his island. FOURTEEN TIMES IN FOUR HOURS. Caught by the HIA, Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was seized by them and Rex de PC98 lost access (<del>breaking into someone's tripcode PMs is okay though?</del> viewing database of cracked tripcodes != breaking teh game rules!!!1) to his island in the middle of the war, severely hampering the First Coalition's progress. [[perthlord]] Island was immediately deleted upon perthlord's request, since he had already decided to create Rooting Island. This action outraged the coalition, though the HIA did not budge and kept PC98 Island for 8 turns (2 days) before giving it back. It is speculated that the HIA(anonwaha of Chuu Island) kept the island for so long to do as much damage to the Coalition's offensive effort, as Chuu was dangerously close to sinking and returning the island back to Rex de PC98 could have meant the death of Chuu Island.

During the time that Rex de PC98's island was seized by the dishonorable HIA, Upchuck, perthlord, and Hachikuji decided to attack the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo for no reason other than that they didn't like him. The PFM had no involvement in the war whatsoever and had only been discovered a handful of turns earlier. Despite having a vastly superior armament, the first Coalition volley missed almost completely, and they all gave up attacking Poptan (except perthlord, who would go on to destroy a few cities). This action was met with general confusion, especially since HAPI members were still firing on the Coalition when this happened. Rex de PC98 was a bit pissed when he learned of this.

After Gensokyo Island joined the war on HAPI's side, they were met by a barage of land destroying missiles which took out one of their two mines. Gensokyo was a mine dependent island, having no factories or oil rigs and only mines, both the size of 200,000ppl. This was the biggest loss for Gensokyo Island

Despite these massive setbacks, the Coalition's plan to send Mecha-inoras to HAPI islands continued on. However, this plan turned out to be a failure (as usual), as the Coalition hoped to have the Mecha-inoras appear near or on the enemy defense facilities. None of them did. As each Mecha-inora cost $3000M to build and none of them appeared where desired, it was overall a waste of money for the Coalition. The only benefit to OTAKU/AGGRO was that the Mecha-inoras did cause some HAPI members to waste turns attacking them instead of the Coalition.

=== Third Phase: False Surrender and Operation Last Stand ===

Operation Last Stand was a last attempt to turn the tide of the war back in the Coalition's favor, it goes as follows: The Coalition would surrender to HAPI, The Coalition would then build several missile bases to heal their wounds in the time of peace, then launch another surprise attack in order to dismantle HAPI's offensive capability. PC98 Island was the first to offer surrender, which HAPI was skeptical of but still accepted, then followed by the Upchuck Island and Hachikuji Island surrender. The Coalition had tried to get Pen Man in on the plan, but he was very drunk and sad, refusing to join the operation despite being an essential part of it, and continued to fight HAPI disorganized. Suigintou had not accepted the peace and continued to fire missiles at the Coalition. Now knowing the operation would fail without pen Island participating and Suigintou not allowing a break, Upchuck, Hachikuji, and PC98 now settled for mass destruction all over HAPI rather than the now impossible total victory. The participating islands, now stronger, launched land destroying missiles at Suigintou, destroying a few forests and cities. Suigintou used their enemies RAEG and spammed defense facilities around their remaining villages while the last of their operable missile bases got bombed by other HAPI members leading to all OTAKU/AGGRO leaders sinking or abandoning their islands soon.

== Quotes ==
Hence this was the first archipelago war that took place during the existence of CGI's chat feature, it featured much more rapid communications between islanders than the use of Game Discussion in previous wars had allowed.
[[image:upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck before going down with G Island]]
[[File:PC98 suicide.png|275px|thumb|'''Rex Imperator de Magnum Insulae PC98''' commiting honorable seppuku, moments before the abandonment of the Island. Turn 506]]
*"''pen san has dick cheese''" -Commander Angel
*"''...outside of politics I am rather gentle''" -Rex de PC98
*"''We aren't terrorists. We are warriors.''" -Hachikuji
*"''every turn is a new AGGRO scheme...''" -anonwaha
*"''read my name because I accidentally typed it into the name field''" -there are certain plans that allow another plan to happen the same turn
*"''psychological warfare -> waha anger''" -Hachikuji
*"''DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!! BANZAI!!!!''" -Rex de PC98's motto during the war, which was also repeated by Hachikuji.
*"''The AGGRO member cries out as he strikes you...''" -Poptan
*"''HAHA I GOT HIM, DONT MESS WITH ME, THIS IS MY ARCHIPELAGO XD XD XD XD XD''" -Suiseitou
*"''you're allies didn't do shit to me, I did the damage to myself because I AM THAT BADASS''" -Rex de PC98
*"''Bobrikovistan might be too isolationist [[File:Emo-yotsuba-xp.gif]]''" -Bobrikov
*"''It's called 'confusing the enemy'" ''-Upchuck, after being asked why he and Hachikuji attacked the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo (who had nothing to do with the war)
The Great Upchuckian King's final message to the coalition: "''This is it, gentlemen. I must go for now. I will be inactive tomorrow, but my last turns are all set. It has been a great honor fighting alongside you. Depending on who goes when next turn, my island may be sunk. Or I could perhaps hold on for a few more turns and cause some more damage, if I am lucky. If my island is still standing by Turn 496 I ask you to send some money, if any of you still live. In any case we will all be sinking soon, but it is not the end. I hope to one day see our dream of a HAPI-free archipelago come to fruition. We will meet again, in another life. I salute you all. Goodbye.''"
== Islands ==

[[image:Wikib0rk.png|300px|thumb|Very good yes]]

this wasn't me this time Yakuruto

<th style=" color:#c41612;="" background-color:#ccfccc"="" > HAPI and Affiliates
{| class="wikitable" style="color:brown; background-color:#ccffff;" cellpadding="10"
|+ id="HTMLENTITY:1706213611860" style="<span class="title=""" contenteditable="false" draggable="true" mwt-noneditable="" mwt-wikimagic="" mwt-placeholder="" mwt-htmlentity="" span=""|color:black">Combatants involved in the war
|-
|-
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | OTAKU + AGGRO + NCA
|-
| '''[[Chuu Island]]'''
| '''[[PC98 Island|Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island]]''' [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 506
|-
| '''[[DESU Island|Suigintou Island]]'''
| [[AGGRO|pen Island]]
|-
| [[Iopsd Island]]
| [[Hachikuji Island]]¹ [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 502
|-
| [[Shotacon Island]]¹
| '''[[Upchuck Island|G Island]]''' [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 499
|-
| [[Gensokyo Island]]
| [[Wanker Island|Rooting Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 491
|-
| Clover Island
| [[Wanker Island|Perthlord Island]]³ [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 475
|-
| Nau Heaven Island²
| The 2nd Lolislamic Caliphate Island
|-
| Republican state of nan Island (from Turn 504)
|
<br>
|-
| [[People's Republic of Makkudonarudo]]⁴
|
<br>
|}

<span style="font-size:90%">'''Bold''' denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.
<br>[[File:Skull.gif]] indicates the island was destroyed.
<br>[[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] indicates the island was abandoned.</span>

¹<span style="font-size:80%">Shotacon and Hachikuji signed a separate [[Hakoniwa_OC#/media/File:3145.jpg|peace treaty]] on Turn 487 and neither were engaged in combat prior to, or after the signing of the ceasefire.</span>
<br>²<span style="font-size:80%">Although Nau Heaven is HAPI, they expressed feelings of neutrality prior to joining the war, and gave limited aid to the islands involved until they seemingly left on Turn 484.</span>
<br>³<span style="font-size:80%">Perthlord Island was abandoned by the HIA after the island was seized.</span>
<br>⁴<span style="font-size:80%">The People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo was not in HAPI, but fought against the coalition.</span>

=== Neutral Islands ===
Islands who are not on the above roster obviously remained neutral <s>so they could fap in peace</s> for personal reasons and obligations.
<br>However, there were a few notable islands approached during the war who declined/ignored a call to arms:
*[[Dnalsi Island]]
*Parch Moon Island
*Soylent Island*
*[[People's Republic of Makkudonarudo|People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island]]*

<span style="font-size:80%">*Not directly approached with an invitation, but was clearly antagonized in hopes of provoking them into joining the war.</span>

=== Casualties ===
*Rooting Island was voluntarily abandoned on Turn 491
*G Island was defeated and lost all its population on Turn 499
*Hachikuji Island was defeated and lost all its population on Turn 502
*Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was voluntarily abandoned on Turn 506

<br>
<gallery mode="nolines">
File:Suigintouaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Suigintou at turn 510, notice the crater from the monolith in the Northeast
File:Chuuaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Chuu Island at turn 510
File:Shotaconaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Shotacon Island at turn 510
File:Iopsdaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Iopsd Island at turn 510
File:Gensokyoaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Gensokyo Island at turn 510
</gallery>

Upchuck Island

2024-01-25T14:58:24Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:348px;">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:Upchuckisland.png ]<div class="thumbcaption">The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115. STOP DOING THIS MEDIAWIKI (°ロ°)</div></div></div>
[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]

Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]

HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

. The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==
After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

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[[image:genocide.jpg|900px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-01-25T14:57:05Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:348px;">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:Upchuckisland.png ]<div class="thumbcaption">The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115. STOP DOING THIS MEDIAWIKI (°ロ°)</div></div></div>
[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]

Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]

HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

. The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==
After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after sustaining dozens of barrages from HAPI for nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

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[[image:genocide.jpg|900px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

Upchuck Island

2024-01-25T14:54:52Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]] (°ロ°)<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:348px;">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:Upchuckisland.png ]<div class="thumbcaption">The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115. STOP DOING THIS MEDIAWIKI</div></div></div>
[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]<p><br></p>
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:

*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]

HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

. The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.

[[image:genocide.jpg|900px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]
== G Island ==
After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after sustaining dozens of barrages from HAPI for nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

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This looks good

War of the First Coalition

2024-01-25T14:42:55Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Greatwar2.png|300px|thumb]]<p>[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]</p>
<p>"''you guys are so goddamn scummy holy shit''" -'''anonwaha'''</p>
The War of the First Coalition (also known as The Great Heyurian Archipelago War, or The OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI War) was the deadliest and longest war in the history of the Heyurian Archipelago, lasting from Turn 472 to roughly Turn 506. There were nearly two million total casualties. Both sides took quite controversial actions, and overall the war had a massive impact on the archipelago. It was fought between HAPI and a coalition between AGGRO and OTAKU.
== Background ==
=== Crisis in PC98 Island ===
[[PC98 Island]] had assisted [[HAPI]] in defeating pen Island in the Pen War, and assumed OTAKU-HAPI relations would remain a permanent high, having allied with The [[People's Republic of Shotacon Island]](later the [[Shotacon Island|Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island]] and now [[Shotacon Island]]). After some economical and military failures, Rex de PC98 stepped down and was replaced by Me-tan de PC98 and the OS-tan Government on turn 301. The OS-tans were seen as "unhinged" and troublesome, but still had the best intention for HAPI, considering them a new ally. PC98 Island Military Intelligence had indicated that Parch Moon Island was in fact ruled by pen man(which later was discovered to be false), and that the massive amount of forests could be used to send another attack on HAPI. Consequently, PC98 Island fired 5 stealth missiles into Parch Moon Island, but upon realizing that Parch Moon Island was not in fact ruled by a disguised pen man, the OS-tan Government refused to admit that they were responsible for the attack. With evidence pointing towards the fact that PC98 Island had facilitated the attack, Parch Moon Island responded with 4 stealth missiles, which enraged the OS-tan Government as they sought immediate reparations. They had threatened Parch Moon Island with war if they did not receive 500M$, however PC98 Island had no real intention of fighting another war, but only sought to scare Parch Moon into giving them the funds. [[DESU Island]](now Suigintou Island)(at the time a member of OTAKU) entered the argument about reparations, threatening PC98 Island with consequences if they did indeed attack Parch Moon Island, and also advising Parch Moon to join HAPI in case such an attack occured. PC98 responded with "dont piss yourself yet, our minister of the interior prevents us from attacking, as if we wanted a war we couldn't afford", which DESU took great offense to, and left OTAKU. Shortly after, PC98 Island was attempting to improve relations with the smaller islands in the archipelago, of which PC98's new ally, Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island, took great offense to as they were also trying to improve relations with the smaller islands, and saw PC98's prescience in their sphere of influence threatening. The Lolislamic State of Shotacon left OTAKU, and declared PC98 Island as their mortal enemy. PC98 Island was the first ally to DESU Island, also assisting them greatly in the Pen War, and had helped the Lolislamic State of Shotacon rebuild after they had abandoned the People's Republic of Shotacon to start anew. PC98 Island had considered them both very good allies and felt that the relations were stronger than they were, and losing both of them for petty reasons that PC98 Island would never leave them for made PC98 Island feel betrayed by HAPI, which they had done so much for.

On turn 369, the OS-tan Government was ousted and Rex de PC98 returned to power, quickly attempting to clear up any relations that the OS-tans had damaged. PC98 Island would repay Parch Moon Island for the attacks on 428, admitting they had done the attacks. On turn 390, PC98 Island reached out privately to pen man(disguised as leprechaun, leader of rainbow Island) about a secret defensive alliance against HAPI, as both islands had a mutual understanding of the threat of HAPI, considering DESU island had threatened them both with war when PC98 Island disagreed with the BAI and created a new blacklist for islands. The secret alliance was proposed to and accepted by Naked Apron Island, G Island([[Upchuck Island]] in disguise), and [[Hachikuji Island]]; a new member of [[OTAKU]]. Before the secret discussions took place, PC98 Island had constructed a Monolith in case a war with HAPI ever broke out, and not many islands knew that the Monolith could be used to send the damage equivalent to a huge meteorite to a target island(just read the Japanese hakoniwa wiki ya idgyuts). After a failure to rely on their own farms, PC98 Island searched out for a island to subjugate into a colony that would permanently provide food in exchange for protection and funds. When Weezite Island was asked if they would accept the offer, they responded with an insult that can remotely be seen as a demand for war. Hachikuji Island was also on the hunt for a colony island, and to OTAKU's surprise; Chuu Island said that PC98 Island would not be placed on the HAPI BAI if they attacked because of what was misunderstood as a "demand for war". On turn 464, PC98 Island declared war on Weezite Island and was quickly joined by Hachikuji and Clover Island, who also wanted to receive benefits from the colony. Shortly before the war, Woodstock Island who was already allied with PC98 Island, accepted another proposal for subjugation, and so the need for a PC98 colony of Weezite was no longer needed and it was agreed that the island would become a colony of Hachikuji and Clover. PC98 Island would become Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island, to suit the growing imperial desires.

On turn 469, anonwaha discovered the password for pen man's tripcode used to send the private messages, and leaked the messages (containing OTAKU/AGGRO's plots to attack and destroy HAPI) to the archipelago, raising tensions and questions of a [[OTAKU]] plan to attack [[HAPI]]. Some HAPI members suggested that PC98 Island remove his monolith, while HAPI Islands announced that they would take out the monolith themselves, an act of war. Suigintou offered Weezite Island assistance against OTAKU, but was declined, however OTAKU did pull out of the Weezite War in an attempt to avoid a war with HAPI. After long arguments, it was agreed that neither side would act aggressively because of the plans for the secret alliance. Despite this, on turn 470 Shotacon Island sent a barrage of missiles to the defense facility protecting the monolith on PC98 Island, which they claimed was an accident and sent 1100M$ in reparations(however they later admitted that the attacks were an attempt to start a war, but HAPI looks past things like this when it's their own islands doing it). Late in the same turn, PC98 Island and G Island received messages in their guestbooks, presumed to be from HAPI ('''but actually were not'''), stating that HAPI declared war on their islands. PC98 Island would launch the monolith into Suigintou and G Island and Hachikuji Island would target Chuu Island, initiating the war.

=== Overall Summary ===
Several members of AGGRO had begun secretly communicating with each other since before the Pen War ended (Turn 200~). There they made plans and discussed strategy. Eventually, Rex Imperator de Insulae Magnum PC98 of PC98 Island also began secret communications, reaching out to AGGRO and Hachikuji Island to propose a secret alliance between them. As their islands grew they began formulating a plan involving dropping PC98's monolith on Suigintou Island. Talks were going well, until one day Chuu Island began intercepting the coded messages. After some time, and many late nights, a special team of Chuu Islanders cracked the code the Coalition was using and revealed all their secret plans (penman used a horrible tripcode password, "manman"). HAPI was outraged. Upchuck (who had been disguised as G Island) had his cover blown and revealed himself. He insisted PC98 go forward with the plans to drop the monument immediately. He also challenged Suiseitou (of Suigintou Island) to a one on one duel. After some back and forth, the coalition created a new communication channel, one that would not be cracked by HAPI, and continued the discussion. They secretly decided to go forward with the plans to drop the monolith, but only after several turns had passed and they had made an attempt to convince HAPI they wouldn't go through with it.
== The War ==
=== First Phase ===
Shortly before Turn 472, some mysterious <del>false flag</del>messages began appearing in the guestbooks of OTAKU and AGGRO islands. The names written in the guestbook implied they were sent from HAPI members, declaring their intention to go to war, but since anyone could write any name in the guestbook, there was no evidence it was actually them. The OTAKU and AGGRO members, who were [[LIES|definitely very shocked and confused about this]], decided to not report on these messages publicly or attempt to clarify them, and go forth with their plans and attack. The monolith was dropped on the northern side of Suigintou Island to devastating effect. The surprise first phase of the war went well for the First Coalition, in which they dealt much damage to Suigintou and Chuu Island. Several members of HAPI did not yet engage in the hostilities. Several land-destroying missile barrages devastated Chuu Island and put them out of the war offensively, forcing anonwaha to spend turns building several defense facilities to protect his few remaining towns and cities/leading anonwaha to try a more strategic approach by springing up many new villages and defense facilities, attracting and neuturing the effectiveness of OTAKU/AGGRO's concentrated attacks while other HAPI members fired at them. Suigintou Island also lost much of their firepower. However, the same turn PC98 dropped the monolith on Suigintou, an Inora made it to one of his defense facilities, blowing it up and taking out several cities and missile bases, which lessened the amount of firepower the coalition had from the start.

The early hours of the war also saw the battlefield spill out on the wiki, as seen here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI&oldid=2144

=== Second Phase: PC98 Seized ===
Further loss for the coalition came when wankerman([[perthlord]]), joined. The next phase of The Coalition's plan was to mass produce several Mecha-inoras and send them to HAPI islands, and perthlord island had enough money to take part. However, due to his lack of knowledge of the game, Rex de PC98 of PC98 Island had to walk him through the process, being constantly derailed by perthlord's desire to discuss skirts. Rex de PC98, unsure if perthlord had set his plans correctly, used the same methods HAPI did to figure out perth's island password and accessed his island. FOURTEEN TIMES IN FOUR HOURS. Caught by the HIA, Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was seized by them and Rex de PC98 lost access (<del>breaking into someone's tripcode PMs is okay though?</del> viewing database of cracked tripcodes != breaking teh game rules!!!1) to his island in the middle of the war, severely hampering the First Coalition's progress. [[perthlord]] Island was immediately deleted upon perthlord's request, since he had already decided to create Rooting Island. This action outraged the coalition, though the HIA did not budge and kept PC98 Island for 8 turns (2 days) before giving it back. It is speculated that the HIA(anonwaha of Chuu Island) kept the island for so long to do as much damage to the Coalition's offensive effort, as Chuu was dangerously close to sinking and returning the island back to Rex de PC98 could have meant the death of Chuu Island.

During the time that Rex de PC98's island was seized by the dishonorable HIA, Upchuck, perthlord, and Hachikuji decided to attack the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo for no reason other than that they didn't like him. The PFM had no involvement in the war whatsoever and had only been discovered a handful of turns earlier. Despite having a vastly superior armament, the first Coalition volley missed almost completely, and they all gave up attacking Poptan (except perthlord, who would go on to destroy a few cities). This action was met with general confusion, especially since HAPI members were still firing on the Coalition when this happened. Rex de PC98 was a bit pissed when he learned of this.

After Gensokyo Island joined the war on HAPI's side, they were met by a barage of land destroying missiles which took out one of their two mines. Gensokyo was a mine dependent island, having no factories or oil rigs and only mines, both the size of 200,000ppl. This was the biggest loss for Gensokyo Island

Despite these massive setbacks, the Coalition's plan to send Mecha-inoras to HAPI islands continued on. However, this plan turned out to be a failure (as usual), as the Coalition hoped to have the Mecha-inoras appear near or on the enemy defense facilities. None of them did. As each Mecha-inora cost $3000M to build and none of them appeared where desired, it was overall a waste of money for the Coalition. The only benefit to OTAKU/AGGRO was that the Mecha-inoras did cause some HAPI members to waste turns attacking them instead of the Coalition.

=== Third Phase: False Surrender and Operation Last Stand ===

Operation Last Stand was a last attempt to turn the tide of the war back in the Coalition's favor, it goes as follows: The Coalition would surrender to HAPI, The Coalition would then build several missile bases to heal their wounds in the time of peace, then launch another surprise attack in order to dismantle HAPI's offensive capability. PC98 Island was the first to offer surrender, which HAPI was skeptical of but still accepted, then followed by the Upchuck Island and Hachikuji Island surrender. The Coalition had tried to get Pen Man in on the plan, but he was very drunk and sad, refusing to join the operation despite being an essential part of it, and continued to fight HAPI disorganized. Suigintou had not accepted the peace and continued to fire missiles at the Coalition. Now knowing the operation would fail without pen Island participating and Suigintou not allowing a break, Upchuck, Hachikuji, and PC98 now settled for mass destruction all over HAPI rather than the now impossible total victory. The participating islands, now stronger, launched land destroying missiles at Suigintou, destroying a few forests and cities. Suigintou used their enemies RAEG and spammed defense facilities around their remaining villages while the last of their operable missile bases got bombed by other HAPI members leading to all OTAKU/AGGRO leaders sinking or abandoning their islands soon.

== Quotes ==
Hence this was the first archipelago war that took place during the existence of CGI's chat feature, it featured much more rapid communications between islanders than the use of Game Discussion in previous wars had allowed.
[[image:upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck before going down with G Island]]
[[File:PC98 suicide.png|275px|thumb|'''Rex Imperator de Magnum Insulae PC98''' commiting honorable seppuku, moments before the abandonment of the Island. Turn 506]]
*"''pen san has dick cheese''" -Commander Angel
*"''...outside of politics I am rather gentle''" -Rex de PC98
*"''We aren't terrorists. We are warriors.''" -Hachikuji
*"''every turn is a new AGGRO scheme...''" -anonwaha
*"''read my name because I accidentally typed it into the name field''" -there are certain plans that allow another plan to happen the same turn
*"''psychological warfare -> waha anger''" -Hachikuji
*"''DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!! BANZAI!!!!''" -Rex de PC98's motto during the war, which was also repeated by Hachikuji.
*"''The AGGRO member cries out as he strikes you...''" -Poptan
*"''HAHA I GOT HIM, DONT MESS WITH ME, THIS IS MY ARCHIPELAGO XD XD XD XD XD''" -Suiseitou
*"''you're allies didn't do shit to me, I did the damage to myself because I AM THAT BADASS''" -Rex de PC98
*"''Bobrikovistan might be too isolationist [[File:Emo-yotsuba-xp.gif]]''" -Bobrikov
*"''It's called 'confusing the enemy'" ''-Upchuck, after being asked why he and Hachikuji attacked the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo (who had nothing to do with the war)
The Great Upchuckian King's final message to the coalition: "''This is it, gentlemen. I must go for now. I will be inactive tomorrow, but my last turns are all set. It has been a great honor fighting alongside you. Depending on who goes when next turn, my island may be sunk. Or I could perhaps hold on for a few more turns and cause some more damage, if I am lucky. If my island is still standing by Turn 496 I ask you to send some money, if any of you still live. In any case we will all be sinking soon, but it is not the end. I hope to one day see our dream of a HAPI-free archipelago come to fruition. We will meet again, in another life. I salute you all. Goodbye.''"
== Islands ==

[[image:Wikib0rk.png|300px|thumb|Very good yes]]

this wasn't me this time Yakuruto

<th style=" color:#c41612;="" background-color:#ccfccc"="" > HAPI and Affiliates
{| class="wikitable" style="color:brown; background-color:#ccffff;" cellpadding="10"
|+ id="HTMLENTITY:1706213611860" style="<span class="title=""" contenteditable="false" draggable="true" mwt-noneditable="" mwt-wikimagic="" mwt-placeholder="" mwt-htmlentity="" span=""|color:black">Combatants involved in the war
|-
|-
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | OTAKU + AGGRO + NCA
|-
| '''[[Chuu Island]]'''
| '''[[PC98 Island|Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island]]''' [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 506
|-
| '''[[DESU Island|Suigintou Island]]'''
| [[AGGRO|pen Island]]
|-
| [[Iopsd Island]]
| [[Hachikuji Island]]¹ [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 502
|-
| [[Shotacon Island]]¹
| '''[[Upchuck Island|G Island]]''' [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 499
|-
| [[Gensokyo Island]]
| [[Wanker Island|Rooting Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 491
|-
| Clover Island
| [[Wanker Island|Perthlord Island]]³ [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 475
|-
| Nau Heaven Island²
| The 2nd Lolislamic Caliphate Island
|-
| Republican state of nan Island (from Turn 504)
|
<br>
|-
| [[People's Republic of Makkudonarudo]]⁴
|
<br>
|}

<span style="font-size:90%">'''Bold''' denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.
<br>[[File:Skull.gif]] indicates the island was destroyed.
<br>[[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] indicates the island was abandoned.</span>

¹<span style="font-size:80%">Shotacon and Hachikuji signed a separate [[Hakoniwa_OC#/media/File:3145.jpg|peace treaty]] on Turn 487 and neither were engaged in combat prior to, or after the signing of the ceasefire.</span>
<br>²<span style="font-size:80%">Although Nau Heaven is HAPI, they expressed feelings of neutrality prior to joining the war, and gave limited aid to the islands involved until they seemingly left on Turn 484.</span>
<br>³<span style="font-size:80%">Perthlord Island was abandoned by the HIA after the island was seized.</span>
<br>⁴<span style="font-size:80%">The People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo was not in HAPI, but fought against the coalition.</span>

=== Neutral Islands ===
Islands who are not on the above roster obviously remained neutral <s>so they could fap in peace</s> for personal reasons and obligations.
<br>However, there were a few notable islands approached during the war who declined/ignored a call to arms:
*[[Dnalsi Island]]
*Parch Moon Island
*Soylent Island*
*[[People's Republic of Makkudonarudo|People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island]]*

<span style="font-size:80%">*Not directly approached with an invitation, but was clearly antagonized in hopes of provoking them into joining the war.</span>

=== Casualties ===
*Rooting Island was voluntarily abandoned on Turn 491
*G Island was defeated and lost all its population on Turn 499
*Hachikuji Island was defeated and lost all its population on Turn 502
*Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was voluntarily abandoned on Turn 506

<br>
<gallery mode="nolines">
File:Suigintouaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Suigintou at turn 510, notice the crater from the monolith in the Northeast
File:Chuuaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Chuu Island at turn 510
File:Shotaconaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Shotacon Island at turn 510
File:Iopsdaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Iopsd Island at turn 510
File:Gensokyoaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Gensokyo Island at turn 510
</gallery>

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2024-01-25T14:40:56Z

Upchuckthemighty:

Upchuck Island

2024-01-25T13:47:26Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:348px;">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:Upchuckisland.png ]<div class="thumbcaption">The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.</div></div></div>
[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]<p><br></p>
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton.

Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned three islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, and G Island.
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]

HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

. The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.

[[image:genocide.jpg|900px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]
== G Island ==
After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after sustaining dozens of barrages from HAPI for nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

<br>

Upchuck Island

2024-01-25T13:47:13Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:348px;">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:Upchuckisland.png ]<div class="thumbcaption">The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.</div></div></div>
[[image:upchuckisland.png|300px|frame|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 115.]]<p><br></p>
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton.

Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned three islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, and G Island.
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]

HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the [[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]. The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.

[[image:genocide.jpg|900px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]
== G Island ==
After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after sustaining dozens of barrages from HAPI for nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

WHO DELETED THE NEWCHUCK SCREENSHOT!?

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2024-01-25T13:45:38Z

Upchuckthemighty:

War of the First Coalition

2024-01-24T22:45:06Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Monolith.jpg|300px|thumb|The monolith that was dropped on Suigintou Island on Turn 472, thus initiating the war.]]<p>[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]</p>
<p>"''you guys are so goddamn scummy holy shit''" -'''anonwaha'''</p>
The War of the First Coalition (also known as The Great Heyurian Archipelago War, The OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI War, or the AGGRO-HAPI War) was the deadliest and longest war in the history of the Heyurian Archipelago, lasting from Turn 472 to roughly Turn 506. Both sides took quite controversial actions, and overall the war had a massive impact on the archipelago. It was fought between HAPI and a coalition between AGGRO and OTAKU.
= Background =
Several members of AGGRO had begun secretly communicating with each other since before the Pen War ended (Turn 200~). There they made plans and discussed strategy. Eventually, Rex Imperator de Insulae Magnum PC98 of PC98 Island also began secret communications, reaching out to AGGRO and Hachikuji Island to propose a secret alliance between them. As their islands grew they began formulating a plan involving dropping PC98's monolith on Suigintou Island. Talks were going well, until one day Chuu Island began intercepting the coded messages. After some time, and many late nights, a special team of Chuu Islanders cracked the code the Coalition was using and revealed all their secret plans (penman used a horrible tripcode password, "manman"). HAPI was outraged. Upchuck (who had been disguised as G Island) had his cover blown and revealed himself. He insisted PC98 go forward with the plans to drop the monument immediately. He also challenged Suiseitou (of Suigintou Island) to a one on one duel. After some back and forth, the coalition created a new communication channel, one that would not be cracked by HAPI, and continued the discussion. They decided to go forward with the plans to drop the monolith, but only after several turns had passed and they had attempted to convince HAPI they wouldn't go through with it.
= The War =
=== First Phase ===
Shortly before Turn 472, some mysterious messages began appearing in the guestbooks of AGGRO and OTAKU islands. These messages were supposedly sent from HAPI members, declaring their intention to go to war. The AGGRO and OTAKU members, who were definitely very shocked and confused about this, decided to go forth with their plans and attack. The monolith was dropped on the northern side of Suigintou Island to devastating effect. The first phase of the war went well for the First Coalition, in which they dealt much damage to Suigintou and Chuu Island. Several members of HAPI did not yet engage in the hostilities. Several land-destroying missile barrages devastated Chuu Island and put them out of the war offensively, forcing anonwaha to spend turns building several defense facilities to protect his few remaining towns and cities. Suigintou Island also lost much of their firepower. However, the same turn PC98 dropped the monolith on Suigintou, an Inora made it to one of his defense facilities, blowing it up and taking out several cities and missile bases, which lessened the amount of firepower the coalition had from the start.

=== Second Phase: PC98 Seized ===
Further loss for the coalition came when THE WANKER MAN HIMSELF, [[perthlord]], joined. The next phase of AGGRO's plan was to mass produce several Mecha-inoras and send them to HAPI islands, and perthlord island had enough money to take part. However, due to his lack of knowledge of the game, Rex de PC98 of PC98 had to walk him through the process, being constantly derailed by perthlord's desire to discuss skirts. Rex de PC98, unsure if perthlord had set his plans correctly, used the same methods HAPI did to figure out perth's island password and accessed his island. FOURTEEN TIMES. Caught by the HIA, Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was seized by them and Rex de PC98 lost access (breaking into someone's tripcode PMs is okay though?) to his island in the middle of the war, severely hampering the First Coalition's progress. [[perthlord]] Island was immediately deleted. This action outraged the coalition, though the HIA did not budge and kept PC98 Island for several turns before giving it back.

During the time that Rex de PC98's island was seized by the detestable HIA, Upchuck, perthlord (who made a new island), and Hachikuji decided to attack the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo for no reason other than that they didn't like him. The PFM had no involvement in the war whatsoever and had only been discovered a handful of turns earlier. Despite having a vastly superior armament, the first AGGRO volley missed almost completely, and they all gave up attacking Poptan (except perthlord, who would go on to destroy a few cities). This action was met with general confusion, especially since HAPI members were still firing on the Coalition when this happened. Rex de PC98 was a bit pissed when he learned of this.

Despite these massive setbacks, the Coalition's plan to send Mecha-inoras to HAPI islands continued on. However, this plan turned out to be a failure, as the Coalition hoped to have the Mecha-inoras appear near or on the enemy defense facilities. None of them did. As each Mecha-inora cost $3000M to build and none of them appeared where desired, it was overall a waste of money for the Coalition. The only benefit was that the Mecha-inoras did cause some HAPI members to waste turns attacking them instead of the Coalition.
= Quotes =
Hence this was the first archipelago war that took place during the existence of CGI's chat feature, it featured much more rapid communications between islanders than the use of Game Discussion in previous wars had allowed.
*"''pen san has dick cheese''" -Commander Angel[[image:upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck before going down with G Island]]
*"''...outside of politics I am rather gentle''" -Rex de PC98
*"''We aren't terrorists. We are warriors.''" -Hachikuji
*"''every turn is a new AGGRO scheme...''" -anonwaha
*"''read my name because I accidentally typed it into the name field''" -there are certain plans that allow another plan to happen the same turn
*"''psychological warfare -> waha anger''" -Hachikuji
*"''DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!! BANZAI!!!!''" -Rex de PC98's motto during the war, which was also repeated by Hachikuji.
*"''The AGGRO member cries out as he strikes you...''" -Poptan
*"''HAHA I GOT HIM, DONT MESS WITH ME, THIS IS MY ARCHIPELAGO XD XD XD XD XD''" -Suiseitou
*"''you're allies didn't do shit to me, I did the damage to myself because I AM THAT BADASS''" -Rex de PC98
*"''Bobrikovistan might be too isolationist [[File:Emo-yotsuba-xp.gif]]''" -Bobrikov
*"''It's called 'confusing the enemy'" ''-Upchuck, after being asked why he and Hachikuji attacked the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo (who had nothing to do with the war)
The Great Upchuckian King's final message to the coalition: "''This is it, gentlemen. I must go for now. I will be inactive tomorrow, but my last turns are all set. It has been a great honor fighting alongside you. Depending on who goes when next turn, my island may be sunk. Or I could perhaps hold on for a few more turns and cause some more damage, if I am lucky. If my island is still standing by Turn 496 I ask you to send some money, if any of you still live. In any case we will all be sinking soon, but it is not the end. I hope to one day see our dream of a HAPI-free archipelago come to fruition. We will meet again, in another life. I salute you all. Goodbye.''"
= Islands =

<th style=" color:#c41612;="" background-color:#ccfccc"="" > HAPI[[image:Wikib0rk.png|300px|thumb|Very good yes]]
{| class="wikitable" style="color:brown; background-color:#ccffff;" cellpadding="10"
|+ id="HTMLENTITY:1706172213990" style="<span class="title=""" contenteditable="false" draggable="true" mwt-noneditable="" mwt-wikimagic="" mwt-placeholder="" mwt-htmlentity="" span=""|color:black">Combatants involved in the war
|-
|-
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | AGGRO + OTAKU + NCA
|-
| '''[[Chuu Island]]'''
| '''[[PC98 Island|Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island]]''' [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]]
|-
| '''[[DESU Island|Suigintou Island]]'''
| [[AGGRO|pen Island]]
|-
| [[Iopsd Island]]
| [[Hachikuji Island]]¹ [[File:Skull.gif]]
|-
| [[Shotacon Island]]¹
| '''[[Upchuck Island|G Island]]''' [[File:Skull.gif]]
|-
| [[Gensokyo Island]]
| [[Wanker Island|Rooting Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]]
|-
| Clover Island
| [[Wanker Island|Perthlord Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]]
|-
| Nau Heaven Island²
| The 2nd Lolislamic Caliphate Island
|-
| Republican state of nan Island (from Turn 504)
| N/A
|}

<span style="font-size:90%">'''Bold''' denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.
<br>[[File:Skull.gif]] indicates the island was destroyed.
<br>[[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] indicates the island was abandoned.</span>

¹<span style="font-size:80%">Shotacon and Hachikuji signed a separate [[Hakoniwa_OC#/media/File:3145.jpg|peace treaty]] on Turn 487 and neither were engaged in combat prior to, or after the signing of the ceasefire.</span>
<br>²<span style="font-size:80%">Although Nau Heaven is HAPI, they expressed feelings of neutrality prior to joining the war, and gave limited aid to the islands involved until they seemingly left on Turn 484.</span>

=== Casualties ===
*Rooting Island was abandoned on Turn 491
*G Island lost all its population on Turn 499
*Hachikuji Island lost all its population on Turn 502
*Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was abandoned on Turn 506

=== Neutral Islands ===
Islands who are not on the above roster obviously remained neutral <s>so they could fap in peace</s> for personal reasons and obligations.
<br>However, there were a few notable islands approached during the war who declined/ignored a call to arms:
*[[Dnalsi Island]]
*Parch Moon Island
*Soylent Island*
*[[People's Republic of Makkudonarudo|People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island]]*

<span style="font-size:80%">*Not directly approached with an invitation, but was clearly antagonized in hopes of provoking them into joining the war.

</span>

= The Coalition =
[[NCA]]
[[OTAKU]]
[[AGGRO]]

File:Wikib0rk.png

2024-01-24T22:44:27Z

Upchuckthemighty:

War of the First Coalition

2024-01-24T22:32:45Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Monolith.jpg|300px|thumb|The monolith that was dropped on Suigintou Island on Turn 472, thus initiating the war.]]<p>[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]</p>
<p>"''you guys are so goddamn scummy holy shit''" -'''anonwaha'''</p>
The War of the First Coalition (also known as The Great Heyurian Archipelago War, The OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI War, or the AGGRO-HAPI War) was the deadliest and longest war in the history of the Heyurian Archipelago, lasting from Turn 472 to roughly Turn 506. Both sides took quite controversial actions, and overall the war had a massive impact on the archipelago. It was fought between HAPI and a coalition between AGGRO and OTAKU.
= Background =
Several members of AGGRO had begun secretly communicating with each other since before the Pen War ended (Turn 200~). There they made plans and discussed strategy. Eventually, Rex Imperator de Insulae Magnum PC98 of PC98 Island also began secret communications, reaching out to AGGRO and Hachikuji Island to propose a secret alliance between them. As their islands grew they began formulating a plan involving dropping PC98's monolith on Suigintou Island. Talks were going well, until one day Chuu Island began intercepting the coded messages. After some time, and many late nights, a special team of Chuu Islanders cracked the code the Coalition was using and revealed all their secret plans (penman used a horrible tripcode password, "manman"). HAPI was outraged. Upchuck (who had been disguised as G Island) had his cover blown and revealed himself. He insisted PC98 go forward with the plans to drop the monument immediately. He also challenged Suiseitou (of Suigintou Island) to a one on one duel. After some back and forth, the coalition created a new communication channel, one that would not be cracked by HAPI, and continued the discussion. They decided to go forward with the plans to drop the monolith, but only after several turns had passed and they had attempted to convince HAPI they wouldn't go through with it.
= The War =
=== First Phase ===
Shortly before Turn 472, some mysterious messages began appearing in the guestbooks of AGGRO and OTAKU islands. These messages were supposedly sent from HAPI members, declaring their intention to go to war. The AGGRO and OTAKU members, who were definitely very shocked and confused about this, decided to go forth with their plans and attack. The monolith was dropped on the northern side of Suigintou Island to devastating effect. The first phase of the war went well for the First Coalition, in which they dealt much damage to Suigintou and Chuu Island. Several members of HAPI did not yet engage in the hostilities. Several land-destroying missile barrages devastated Chuu Island and put them out of the war offensively, forcing anonwaha to spend turns building several defense facilities to protect his few remaining towns and cities. Suigintou Island also lost much of their firepower. However, the same turn PC98 dropped the monolith on Suigintou, an Inora made it to one of his defense facilities, blowing it up and taking out several cities and missile bases, which lessened the amount of firepower the coalition had from the start.

=== Second Phase: PC98 Seized ===
Further loss for the coalition came when THE WANKER MAN HIMSELF, [[perthlord]], joined. The next phase of AGGRO's plan was to mass produce several Mecha-inoras and send them to HAPI islands, and perthlord island had enough money to take part. However, due to his lack of knowledge of the game, Rex de PC98 of PC98 had to walk him through the process, being constantly derailed by perthlord's desire to discuss skirts. Rex de PC98, unsure if perthlord had set his plans correctly, used the same methods HAPI did to figure out perth's island password and accessed his island. FOURTEEN TIMES. Caught by the HIA, Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was seized by them and Rex de PC98 lost access (breaking into someone's tripcode PMs is okay though?) to his island in the middle of the war, severely hampering the First Coalition's progress. [[perthlord]] Island was immediately deleted. This action outraged the coalition, though the HIA did not budge and kept PC98 Island for several turns before giving it back.

During the time that Rex de PC98's island was seized by the detestable HIA, Upchuck, perthlord (who made a new island), and Hachikuji decided to attack the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo for no reason other than that they didn't like him. The PFM had no involvement in the war whatsoever and had only been discovered a handful of turns earlier. Despite having a vastly superior armament, the first AGGRO volley missed almost completely, and they all gave up attacking Poptan (except perthlord, who would go on to destroy a few cities). This action was met with general confusion, especially since HAPI members were still firing on the Coalition when this happened. Rex de PC98 was a bit pissed when he learned of this.

Despite these massive setbacks, the Coalition's plan to send Mecha-inoras to HAPI islands continued on. However, this plan turned out to be a failure, as the Coalition hoped to have the Mecha-inoras appear near or on the enemy defense facilities. None of them did. As each Mecha-inora cost $3000M to build and none of them appeared where desired, it was overall a waste of money for the Coalition. The only benefit was that the Mecha-inoras did cause some HAPI members to waste turns attacking them instead of the Coalition.
= Quotes =
Hence this was the first archipelago war that took place during the existence of CGI's chat feature, it featured much more rapid communications between islanders than the use of Game Discussion in previous wars had allowed.
*"''pen san has dick cheese''" -Commander Angel[[image:upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck before going down with G Island]]
*"''...outside of politics I am rather gentle''" -Rex de PC98
*"''We aren't terrorists. We are warriors.''" -Hachikuji
*"''every turn is a new AGGRO scheme...''" -anonwaha
*"''read my name because I accidentally typed it into the name field''" -there are certain plans that allow another plan to happen the same turn
*"''psychological warfare -> waha anger''" -Hachikuji
*"''DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!! BANZAI!!!!''" -Rex de PC98's motto during the war, which was also repeated by Hachikuji.
*"''The AGGRO member cries out as he strikes you...''" -Poptan
*"''HAHA I GOT HIM, DONT MESS WITH ME, THIS IS MY ARCHIPELAGO XD XD XD XD XD''" -Suiseitou
*"''you're allies didn't do shit to me, I did the damage to myself because I AM THAT BADASS''" -Rex de PC98
*"''Bobrikovistan might be too isolationist [[File:Emo-yotsuba-xp.gif]]''" -Bobrikov
*"''It's called 'confusing the enemy'" ''-Upchuck, after being asked why he and Hachikuji attacked the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo (who had nothing to do with the war)
The Great Upchuckian King's final message to the coalition: "''This is it, gentlemen. I must go for now. I will be inactive tomorrow, but my last turns are all set. It has been a great honor fighting alongside you. Depending on who goes when next turn, my island may be sunk. Or I could perhaps hold on for a few more turns and cause some more damage, if I am lucky. If my island is still standing by Turn 496 I ask you to send some money, if any of you still live. In any case we will all be sinking soon, but it is not the end. I hope to one day see our dream of a HAPI-free archipelago come to fruition. We will meet again, in another life. I salute you all. Goodbye.''"
= Islands =

<th style=" color:#c41612;="" background-color:#ccfccc"="" > HAPI
{| class="wikitable" style="color:brown; background-color:#ccffff;" cellpadding="10"
|+ style=""color:black"|Combatants involved in the war
|-
|-
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | AGGRO + OTAKU + NCA
|-
| '''[[Chuu Island]]'''
| '''[[PC98 Island|Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island]]''' [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]]
|-
| '''[[DESU Island|Suigintou Island]]'''
| [[AGGRO|pen Island]]
|-
| [[Iopsd Island]]
| [[Hachikuji Island]]¹ [[File:Skull.gif]]
|-
| [[Shotacon Island]]¹
| '''[[Upchuck Island|G Island]]''' [[File:Skull.gif]]
|-
| [[Gensokyo Island]]
| [[Wanker Island|Rooting Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]]
|-
| Clover Island
| [[Wanker Island|Perthlord Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]]
|-
| Nau Heaven Island²
| The 2nd Lolislamic Caliphate Island
|-
| Republican state of nan Island (from Turn 504)
| N/A
|}

<span style="font-size:90%">'''Bold''' denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.
<br>[[File:Skull.gif]] indicates the island was destroyed.
<br>[[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] indicates the island was abandoned.</span>

¹<span style="font-size:80%">Shotacon and Hachikuji signed a separate [[Hakoniwa_OC#/media/File:3145.jpg|peace treaty]] on Turn 487 and neither were engaged in combat prior to, or after the signing of the ceasefire.</span>
<br>²<span style="font-size:80%">Although Nau Heaven is HAPI, they expressed feelings of neutrality prior to joining the war, and gave limited aid to the islands involved until they seemingly left on Turn 484.</span>

=== Casualties ===
*Rooting Island was abandoned on Turn 491
*G Island lost all its population on Turn 499
*Hachikuji Island lost all its population on Turn 502
*Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was abandoned on Turn 506

=== Neutral Islands ===
Islands who are not on the above roster obviously remained neutral <s>so they could fap in peace</s> for personal reasons and obligations.
<br>However, there were a few notable islands approached during the war who declined/ignored a call to arms:
*[[Dnalsi Island]]
*Parch Moon Island
*Soylent Island*
*[[People's Republic of Makkudonarudo|People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island]]*

<span style="font-size:80%">*Not directly approached with an invitation, but was clearly antagonized in hopes of provoking them into joining the war.

</span>

= The Coalition =
[[NCA]]
[[OTAKU]]
[[AGGRO]]

War of the First Coalition

2024-01-24T20:13:21Z

Upchuckthemighty:

[[image:Monolith.jpg|300px|thumb|The monolith that was dropped on Suigintou Island on Turn 472, thus initiating the war.]]<p>[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]</p>
<p>"''you guys are so goddamn scummy holy shit''" -'''anonwaha'''</p>
The War of the First Coalition was the deadliest and longest war in the history of the Heyurian Archipelago, lasting from Turn 472 to roughly Turn 500. Both sides took quite controversial actions, and overall the war had a massive impact on the archipelago. It was fought between HAPI and a coalition between AGGRO and OTAKU.
= Background =
Several members of AGGRO had begun secretly communicating with each other since before the Pen War ended (Turn 200~). There they made plans and discussed strategy. Eventually, Rex Imperator de Insulae Magnum PC98 of PC98 Island also began secret communications, reaching out to AGGRO and Hachikuji Island to propose a secret alliance between them. As their islands grew they began formulating a plan involving dropping PC98's monolith on Suigintou Island. Talks were going well, until one day Chuu Island began intercepting the coded messages. After some time, and many late nights, a special team of Chuu Islanders cracked the code the Coalition was using and revealed all their secret plans (penman used a horrible tripcode password, "manman"). HAPI was outraged. Upchuck (who had been disguised as G Island) had his cover blown and revealed himself. He insisted PC98 go forward with the plans to drop the monument immediately. He also challenged Suiseitou (of Suigintou Island) to a one on one duel. After some back and forth, the coalition created a new communication channel, one that would not be cracked by HAPI, and continued the discussion. They decided to go forward with the plans to drop the monolith, but only after several turns had passed and they had attempted to convince HAPI they wouldn't go through with it.
= The War =
=== First Phase ===
Shortly before Turn 472, some mysterious messages began appearing in the guestbooks of AGGRO and OTAKU islands. These messages were supposedly sent from HAPI members, declaring their intention to go to war. The AGGRO and OTAKU members, who were definitely very shocked and confused about this, decided to go forth with their plans and attack. The monolith was dropped on the northern side of Suigintou Island to devastating effect. The first phase of the war went well for the First Coalition, in which they dealt much damage to Suigintou and Chuu Island. Several members of HAPI did not yet engage in the hostilities. Several land-destroying missile barrages devastated Chuu Island and put them out of the war offensively, forcing anonwaha to spend turns building several defense facilities to protect his few remaining towns and cities. Suigintou Island also lost much of their firepower. However, the same turn PC98 dropped the monolith on Suigintou, an Inora made it to one of his defense facilities, blowing it up and taking out several cities and missile bases, which lessened the amount of firepower the coalition had from the start.

=== Second Phase: PC98 Seized ===
Further loss for the coalition came when THE WANKER MAN HIMSELF, [[perthlord]], joined. The next phase of AGGRO's plan was to mass produce several Mecha-inoras and send them to HAPI islands, and perthlord island had enough money to take part. However, due to his lack of knowledge of the game, Rex de PC98 of PC98 had to walk him through the process, being constantly derailed by perthlord's desire to discuss skirts. Rex de PC98, unsure if perthlord had set his plans correctly, used the same methods HAPI did to figure out perth's island password and accessed his island. FOURTEEN TIMES. Caught by the HIA, Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was seized by them and Rex de PC98 lost access (breaking into someone's tripcode PMs is okay though?) to his island in the middle of the war, severely hampering the First Coalition's progress. [[perthlord]] Island was immediately deleted. This action outraged the coalition, though the HIA did not budge and kept PC98 Island for several turns before giving it back.

During the time that Rex de PC98's island was seized by the detestable HIA, Upchuck, perthlord (who made a new island), and Hachikuji decided to attack the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo for no reason other than that they didn't like him. The PFM had no involvement in the war whatsoever and had only been discovered a handful of turns earlier. Despite having a vastly superior armament, the first AGGRO volley missed almost completely, and they all gave up attacking Poptan (except perthlord, who would go on to destroy a few cities). This action was met with general confusion, especially since HAPI members were still firing on the Coalition when this happened. Rex de PC98 was a bit pissed when he learned of this.

Despite these massive setbacks, the Coalition's plan to send Mecha-inoras to HAPI islands continued on. However, this plan turned out to be a failure, as the Coalition hoped to have the Mecha-inoras appear near or on the enemy defense facilities. None of them did. As each Mecha-inora cost $3000M to build and none of them appeared where desired, it was overall a waste of money for the Coalition. The only benefit was that the Mecha-inoras did cause some HAPI members to waste turns attacking them instead of the Coalition.
= Quotes =
Hence this was the first archipelago war that took place during the existence of CGI's chat feature, it featured much more rapid communications between islanders than the use of Game Discussion in previous wars had allowed.
*"''pen san has dick cheese''" -Commander Angel[[image:upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck before going down with G Island]]
*"''...outside of politics I am rather gentle''" -Rex de PC98
*"''We aren't terrorists. We are warriors.''" -Hachikuji
*"''every turn is a new AGGRO scheme...''" -anonwaha
*"''read my name because I accidentally typed it into the name field''" -there are certain plans that allow another plan to happen the same turn
*"''psychological warfare -> waha anger''" -Hachikuji
*"''DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!! BANZAI!!!!''" -Rex de PC98's motto during the war, which was also repeated by Hachikuji.
*"''The AGGRO member cries out as he strikes you...''" -Poptan
*"''HAHA I GOT HIM, DONT MESS WITH ME, THIS IS MY ARCHIPELAGO XD XD XD XD XD''" -Suiseitou
*"''you're allies didn't do shit to me, I did the damage to myself because I AM THAT BADASS''" -Rex de PC98
*"''Bobrikovistan might be too isolationist [[File:Emo-yotsuba-xp.gif]]''" -Bobrikov
*"''It's called 'confusing the enemy'" ''-Upchuck, after being asked why he and Hachikuji attacked the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo (who had nothing to do with the war)
The Great Upchuckian King's final message to the coalition: "''This is it, gentlemen. I must go for now. I will be inactive tomorrow, but my last turns are all set. It has been a great honor fighting alongside you. Depending on who goes when next turn, my island may be sunk. Or I could perhaps hold on for a few more turns and cause some more damage, if I am lucky. If my island is still standing by Turn 496 I ask you to send some money, if any of you still live. In any case we will all be sinking soon, but it is not the end. I hope to one day see our dream of a HAPI-free archipelago come to fruition. We will meet again, in another life. I salute you all. Goodbye.''"
= Islands =

<th style=" color:#c41612;="" background-color:#ccfccc"="" > HAPI <-whut is this
{| class="wikitable" style="color:brown; background-color:#ccffff;" cellpadding="10"
|+ id="HTMLENTITY:1706159238200" style="<span class="title=""" contenteditable="false" draggable="true" mwt-noneditable="" mwt-wikimagic="" mwt-placeholder="" mwt-htmlentity="" span=""|color:black">Combatants involved in the war
|-
|-
! style="color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc" | AGGRO + OTAKU + NCA
|-
| '''[[Chuu Island]]'''
| '''[[PC98 Island|Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island]]''' [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]]
|-
| '''[[DESU Island|Suigintou Island]]'''
| [[AGGRO|pen Island]]
|-
| [[Iopsd Island]]
| [[Hachikuji Island]]¹ [[File:Skull.gif]]
|-
| [[Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island|Shotacon Island]]¹
| '''[[Upchuck Island|G Island]]''' [[File:Skull.gif]]
|-
| [[Gensokyo Island]]
| [[Wanker Island|Rooting Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]]
|-
| Clover Island
| [[Wanker Island|Perthlord Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]]
|-
| Nau Heaven Island²
| The 2nd Lolislamic Caliphate Island
|-
| Republican state of nan Island (from Turn 504)
| N/A
|}

<span style="font-size:90%">'''Bold''' denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.
<br>[[File:Skull.gif]] indicates the island was destroyed.
<br>[[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] indicates the island was abandoned.</span>

¹<span style="font-size:80%">Shotacon and Hachikuji signed a separate [[Hakoniwa_OC#/media/File:3145.jpg|peace treaty]] on Turn 487 and neither were engaged in combat prior to, or after the signing of the ceasefire.</span>
<br>²<span style="font-size:80%">Although Nau Heaven is HAPI, they expressed feelings of neutrality prior to joining the war, and gave limited aid to the islands involved until they seemingly left on Turn 484.</span>

=== Casualties ===
*Rooting Island was abandoned on Turn 491
*G Island lost all its population on Turn 499
*Hachikuji Island lost all its population on Turn 502
*Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was abandoned on Turn 506

=== Neutral Islands ===
Islands who are not on the above roster obviously remained neutral <s>so they could fap in peace</s> for personal reasons and obligations.
<br>However, there were a few notable islands approached during the war who declined/ignored a call to arms:
*[[Dnalsi Island]]
*Parch Moon Island
*Soylent Island*
*[[People's Republic of Makkudonarudo|People's Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island]]*

<span style="font-size:80%">*Not directly approached with an invitation, but was clearly antagonized in hopes of provoking them into joining the war.

</span>
= The Coalition =
[[NCA]]
[[OTAKU]]
[[AGGRO]]