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		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Holy_Cock_Artifacts_of_Heyuri&amp;diff=3139</id>
		<title>Holy Cock Artifacts of Heyuri</title>
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		<updated>2024-05-15T22:51:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Buncha cockz.png|thumb|right|They belong in teh museum!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Holy Cock Artifacts of Heyuri.net&#039;&#039;&#039; were a set of giant [[Penis|cocks]] created in January 2024 on teh [[Heyuri Minecraft|Kirakishou minecraft server]]. They differed in size and texture. Teh biggest one could pierce teh sky. It was a collaborative project of Tenko, Goldfinger, and some other anon. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot; &amp;gt;Teh server&#039;s not up anymore &amp;lt;span&amp;gt;cuz teh host isn&#039;t very good at hosting lol&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;nobody played on it&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; cuz users were rarely able to play on it due to teh server being frequently offline, griefed, or otherwise b0rked - needs moar uptime&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; THE SERVER IS BACK BABY. But teh artifacts will always live on in our fond memories (as we know [[Heyurian|Heyurizens]] think about cocks all teh time).&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
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		<title>Holy Cock Artifacts of Heyuri</title>
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		<updated>2024-05-08T18:32:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: also electricity isnt cheap you know&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Buncha cockz.png|thumb|right|They belong in teh museum!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Holy Cock Artifacts of Heyuri.net&#039;&#039;&#039; were a set of giant [[Penis|cocks]] created in January 2024 on teh Kirakishou minecraft server. They differed in size and texture. Teh biggest one could pierce teh sky. Teh server&#039;s not up anymore &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot; &amp;gt;cuz teh host isn&#039;t very good at hosting lol&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; nobody played on it. But they will always live on in our fond memories (as we know [[Heyurian|Heyurizens]] think about cocks all teh time).&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
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		<title>War of the First Coalition</title>
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		<updated>2024-01-25T08:51:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: /* Third Phase: False Surrender and Operation Last Stand */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[image:Monolith.jpg|300px|thumb|The monolith that was dropped on Suigintou Island on Turn 472, thus initiating the war.]]&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;you guys are so goddamn scummy holy shit&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -&#039;&#039;&#039;anonwaha&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The War of the First Coalition (also known as The Great Heyurian Archipelago War, or The OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI War) was the deadliest and longest war in the history of the Heyurian Archipelago, lasting from Turn 472 to roughly Turn 506. Both sides took quite controversial actions, and overall the war had a massive impact on the archipelago. It was fought between HAPI and a coalition between AGGRO and OTAKU.&lt;br /&gt;
== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Crisis in PC98 Island ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[PC98 Island]] had assisted [[HAPI]] in defeating pen Island in the Pen War, and assumed OTAKU-HAPI relations would remain a permanent high, having allied with The [[People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon Island]](later the [[Shotacon Island|Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island]] and now [[Shotacon Island]]). After some economical and military failures, Rex de PC98 stepped down and was replaced by Me-tan de PC98 and the OS-tan Government on turn 301. The OS-tans were seen as &amp;quot;unhinged&amp;quot; and troublesome, but still had the best intention for HAPI, considering them a new ally. PC98 Island Military Intelligence had indicated that Parch Moon Island was in fact ruled by pen man(which later was discovered to be false), and that the massive amount of forests could be used to send another attack on HAPI. Consequently, PC98 Island fired 5 stealth missiles into Parch Moon Island, but upon realizing that Parch Moon Island was not in fact ruled by a disguised pen man, the OS-tan Government refused to admit that they were responsible for the attack. With evidence pointing towards the fact that PC98 Island had facilitated the attack, Parch Moon Island responded with 4 stealth missiles, which enraged the OS-tan Government as they sought immediate reparations. They had threatened Parch Moon Island with war if they did not receive 500M$, however PC98 Island had no real intention of fighting another war, but only sought to scare Parch Moon into giving them the funds. [[DESU Island]](now Suigintou Island)(at the time a member of OTAKU) entered the argument about reparations, threatening PC98 Island with consequences if they did indeed attack Parch Moon Island, and also advising Parch Moon to join HAPI in case such an attack occured. PC98 responded with &amp;quot;dont piss yourself yet, our minister of the interior prevents us from attacking, as if we wanted a war we couldn&#039;t afford&amp;quot;, which DESU took great offense to, and left OTAKU. Shortly after, PC98 Island was attempting to improve relations with the smaller islands in the archipelago, of which PC98&#039;s new ally, Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island, took great offense to as they were also trying to improve relations with the smaller islands, and saw PC98&#039;s prescience in their sphere of influence threatening. The Lolislamic State of Shotacon left OTAKU, and declared PC98 Island as their mortal enemy. PC98 Island was the first ally to DESU Island, also assisting them greatly in the Pen War, and had helped the Lolislamic State of Shotacon rebuild after they had abandoned the People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon to start anew. PC98 Island had considered them both very good allies and felt that the relations were stronger than they were, and losing both of them for petty reasons that PC98 Island would never leave them for made PC98 Island feel betrayed by HAPI, which they had done so much for.&lt;br /&gt;
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On turn 369, the OS-tan Government was ousted and Rex de PC98 returned to power, quickly attempting to clear up any relations that the OS-tans had damaged. PC98 Island would repay Parch Moon Island for the attacks on 428, admitting they had done the attacks. On turn 390, PC98 Island reached out privately to pen man(disguised as leprechaun, leader of rainbow Island) about a secret defensive alliance against HAPI, as both islands had a mutual understanding of the threat of HAPI, considering DESU island had threatened them both with war when PC98 Island disagreed with the BAI and created a new blacklist for islands. The secret alliance was proposed to and accepted by Naked Apron Island, G Island([[Upchuck Island]] in disguise), and [[Hachikuji Island]]; a new member of [[OTAKU]]. Before the secret discussions took place, PC98 Island had constructed a Monolith in case a war with HAPI ever broke out, and not many islands knew that the Monolith could be used to send the damage equivalent to a huge meteorite to a target island(just read the Japanese hakoniwa wiki ya idgyuts). After a failure to rely on their own farms, PC98 Island searched out for a island to subjugate into a colony that would permanently provide food in exchange for protection and funds. When Weezite Island was asked if they would accept the offer, they responded with an insult that can remotely be seen as a demand for war. Hachikuji Island was also on the hunt for a colony island, and to OTAKU&#039;s surprise; Chuu Island said that PC98 Island would not be placed on the HAPI BAI if they attacked because of what was misunderstood as a &amp;quot;demand for war&amp;quot;. On turn 464, PC98 Island declared war on Weezite Island and was quickly joined by Hachikuji and Clover Island, who also wanted to receive benefits from the colony. Shortly before the war, Woodstock Island who was already allied with PC98 Island, accepted another proposal for subjugation, and so the need for a PC98 colony of Weezite was no longer needed and it was agreed that the island would become a colony of Hachikuji and Clover. PC98 Island would become Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island, to suit the growing imperial desires.&lt;br /&gt;
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On turn 469, anonwaha discovered the password for pen man&#039;s tripcode used to send the private messages, and leaked the messages (containing OTAKU/AGGRO&#039;s plots to attack and destroy HAPI) to the archipelago, raising tensions and questions of a [[OTAKU]] plan to attack [[HAPI]]. Some HAPI members suggested that PC98 Island remove his monolith, while HAPI Islands announced that they would take out the monolith themselves, an act of war. Suigintou offered Weezite Island assistance against OTAKU, but was declined, however OTAKU did pull out of the Weezite War in an attempt to avoid a war with HAPI. After long arguments, it was agreed that neither side would act aggressively because of the plans for the secret alliance. Despite this, on turn 470 Shotacon Island sent a barrage of missiles to the defense facility protecting the monolith on PC98 Island, which they claimed was an accident and sent 1100M$ in reparations(however they later admitted that the attacks were an attempt to start a war, but HAPI looks past things like this when it&#039;s their own islands doing it). Late in the same turn, PC98 Island and G Island received messages in their guestbooks, presumed to be from HAPI (&#039;&#039;&#039;but actually were not&#039;&#039;&#039;), stating that HAPI declared war on their islands. PC98 Island would launch the monolith into Suigintou and G Island and Hachikuji Island would target Chuu Island, initiating the war.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Overall Summary ===&lt;br /&gt;
Several members of AGGRO had begun secretly communicating with each other since before the Pen War ended (Turn 200~). There they made plans and discussed strategy. Eventually, Rex Imperator de Insulae Magnum PC98 of PC98 Island also began secret communications, reaching out to AGGRO and Hachikuji Island to propose a secret alliance between them. As their islands grew they began formulating a plan involving dropping PC98&#039;s monolith on Suigintou Island. Talks were going well, until one day Chuu Island began intercepting the coded messages. After some time, and many late nights, a special team of Chuu Islanders cracked the code the Coalition was using and revealed all their secret plans (penman used a horrible tripcode password, &amp;quot;manman&amp;quot;). HAPI was outraged. Upchuck (who had been disguised as G Island) had his cover blown and revealed himself. He insisted PC98 go forward with the plans to drop the monument immediately. He also challenged Suiseitou (of Suigintou Island) to a one on one duel. After some back and forth, the coalition created a new communication channel, one that would not be cracked by HAPI, and continued the discussion. They secretly decided to go forward with the plans to drop the monolith, but only after several turns had passed and they had made an attempt to convince HAPI they wouldn&#039;t go through with it.&lt;br /&gt;
== The War ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== First Phase ===&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly before Turn 472, some mysterious &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;false flag&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;messages began appearing in the guestbooks of OTAKU and AGGRO islands. The names written in the guestbook implied they were sent from HAPI members, declaring their intention to go to war, but since anyone could write any name in the guestbook, there was no evidence it was actually them. The OTAKU and AGGRO members, who were [[LIES|definitely very shocked and confused about this]], decided to not report on these messages publicly or attempt to clarify them, and go forth with their plans and attack. The monolith was dropped on the northern side of Suigintou Island to devastating effect. The surprise first phase of the war went well for the First Coalition, in which they dealt much damage to Suigintou and Chuu Island. Several members of HAPI did not yet engage in the hostilities. Several land-destroying missile barrages devastated Chuu Island and put them out of the war offensively, forcing anonwaha to spend turns building several defense facilities to protect his few remaining towns and cities/leading anonwaha to try a more strategic approach by springing up many new villages and defense facilities, attracting and neuturing the effectiveness of OTAKU/AGGRO&#039;s concentrated attacks while other HAPI members fired at them. Suigintou Island also lost much of their firepower. However, the same turn PC98 dropped the monolith on Suigintou, an Inora made it to one of his defense facilities, blowing it up and taking out several cities and missile bases, which lessened the amount of firepower the coalition had from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The early hours of the war also saw the battlefield spill out on the wiki, as seen here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI&amp;amp;oldid=2144&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Second Phase: PC98 Seized ===&lt;br /&gt;
Further loss for the coalition came when wankerman([[perthlord]]), joined. The next phase of The Coalition&#039;s plan was to mass produce several Mecha-inoras and send them to HAPI islands, and perthlord island had enough money to take part. However, due to his lack of knowledge of the game, Rex de PC98 of PC98 Island had to walk him through the process, being constantly derailed by perthlord&#039;s desire to discuss skirts. Rex de PC98, unsure if perthlord had set his plans correctly, used the same methods HAPI did to figure out perth&#039;s island password and accessed his island. FOURTEEN TIMES IN FOUR HOURS. Caught by the HIA, Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was seized by them and Rex de PC98 lost access (&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;breaking into someone&#039;s tripcode PMs is okay though?&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; viewing database of cracked tripcodes != breaking teh game rules!!!1) to his island in the middle of the war, severely hampering the First Coalition&#039;s progress. [[perthlord]] Island was immediately deleted upon perthlord&#039;s request, since he had already decided to create Rooting Island. This action outraged the coalition, though the HIA did not budge and kept PC98 Island for 8 turns (2 days) before giving it back. It is speculated that the HIA(anonwaha of Chuu Island) kept the island for so long to do as much damage to the Coalition&#039;s offensive effort, as Chuu was dangerously close to sinking and returning the island back to Rex de PC98 could have meant the death of Chuu Island.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the time that Rex de PC98&#039;s island was seized by the dishonorable HIA, Upchuck, perthlord, and Hachikuji decided to attack the People&#039;s Republic of Makkudonarudo for no reason other than that they didn&#039;t like him. The PFM had no involvement in the war whatsoever and had only been discovered a handful of turns earlier. Despite having a vastly superior armament, the first Coalition volley missed almost completely, and they all gave up attacking Poptan (except perthlord, who would go on to destroy a few cities). This action was met with general confusion, especially since HAPI members were still firing on the Coalition when this happened. Rex de PC98 was a bit pissed when he learned of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Gensokyo Island joined the war on HAPI&#039;s side, they were met by a barage of land destroying missiles which took out one of their two mines. Gensokyo was a mine dependent island, having no factories or oil rigs and only mines, both the size of 200,000ppl. This was the biggest loss for Gensokyo Island&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite these massive setbacks, the Coalition&#039;s plan to send Mecha-inoras to HAPI islands continued on. However, this plan turned out to be a failure (as usual), as the Coalition hoped to have the Mecha-inoras appear near or on the enemy defense facilities. None of them did. As each Mecha-inora cost $3000M to build and none of them appeared where desired, it was overall a waste of money for the Coalition. The only benefit to OTAKU/AGGRO was that the Mecha-inoras did cause some HAPI members to waste turns attacking them instead of the Coalition.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Third Phase: False Surrender and Operation Last Stand ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Operation Last Stand was a last attempt to turn the tide of the war back in the Coalition&#039;s favor, it goes as follows: The Coalition would surrender to HAPI, The Coalition would then build several missile bases to heal their wounds in the time of peace, then launch another surprise attack in order to dismantle HAPI&#039;s offensive capability. PC98 Island was the first to offer surrender, which HAPI was skeptical of but still accepted, then followed by the Upchuck Island and Hachikuji Island surrender. The Coalition had tried to get Pen Man in on the plan, but he was very drunk and sad, refusing to join the operation despite being an essential part of it, and continued to fight HAPI disorganized. Suigintou had not accepted the peace and continued to fire missiles at the Coalition. Now knowing the operation would fail without pen Island participating and Suigintou not allowing a break, Upchuck, Hachikuji, and PC98 now settled for mass destruction all over HAPI rather than the now impossible total victory. The participating islands, now stronger, launched land destroying missiles at Suigintou, destroying a few forests and cities. Suigintou used their enemies RAEG and spammed defense facilities around their remaining villages while the last of their operable missile bases got bombed by other HAPI members leading to all OTAKU/AGGRO leaders sinking or abandoning their islands soon.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Quotes ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hence this was the first archipelago war that took place during the existence of CGI&#039;s chat feature, it featured much more rapid communications between islanders than the use of Game Discussion in previous wars had allowed.&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck before going down with G Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PC98 suicide.png|275px|thumb|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rex Imperator de Magnum Insulae PC98&#039;&#039;&#039; commiting honorable seppuku, moments before the abandonment of the Island. Turn 506]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;pen san has dick cheese&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Commander Angel&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;...outside of politics I am rather gentle&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Rex de PC98&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;We aren&#039;t terrorists. We are warriors.&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Hachikuji&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;every turn is a new AGGRO scheme...&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -anonwaha&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;read my name because I accidentally typed it into the name field&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -there are certain plans that allow another plan to happen the same turn&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;psychological warfare -&amp;amp;gt; waha anger&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Hachikuji&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!! BANZAI!!!!&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Rex de PC98&#039;s motto during the war, which was also repeated by Hachikuji.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;The AGGRO member cries out as he strikes you...&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Poptan&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;HAHA I GOT HIM, DONT MESS WITH ME, THIS IS MY ARCHIPELAGO XD XD XD XD XD&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Suiseitou&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;you&#039;re allies didn&#039;t do shit to me, I did the damage to myself because I AM THAT BADASS&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Rex de PC98&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Bobrikovistan might be too isolationist [[File:Emo-yotsuba-xp.gif]]&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Bobrikov&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;It&#039;s called &#039;confusing the enemy&#039;&amp;quot;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;-Upchuck, after being asked why he and Hachikuji attacked the People&#039;s Republic of Makkudonarudo (who had nothing to do with the war)&lt;br /&gt;
The Great Upchuckian King&#039;s final message to the coalition: &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;This is it, gentlemen. I must go for now. I will be inactive tomorrow, but my last turns are all set. It has been a great honor fighting alongside you. Depending on who goes when next turn, my island may be sunk. Or I could perhaps hold on for a few more turns and cause some more damage, if I am lucky. If my island is still standing by Turn 496 I ask you to send some money, if any of you still live. In any case we will all be sinking soon, but it is not the end. I hope to one day see our dream of a HAPI-free archipelago come to fruition. We will meet again, in another life. I salute you all. Goodbye.&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
== Islands ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:Wikib0rk.png|300px|thumb|Very good yes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;amp;lt;th style=&amp;quot; color:#c41612;=&amp;quot;&amp;quot; background-color:#ccfccc&amp;quot;=&amp;quot;&amp;quot; &amp;amp;gt; HAPI and Affiliates&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:brown; background-color:#ccffff;&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;10&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+  style=&amp;quot;&amp;amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;|Combatants involved in the war&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc&amp;quot; | OTAKU + AGGRO + NCA&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Chuu Island]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PC98 Island|Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island]]&#039;&#039;&#039; [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 506&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;[[DESU Island|Suigintou Island]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[AGGRO|pen Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Iopsd Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Hachikuji Island]]¹ [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 502&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Shotacon Island]]¹&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Upchuck Island|G Island]]&#039;&#039;&#039; [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 499&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Gensokyo Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wanker Island|Rooting Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 491&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Clover Island&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wanker Island|Perthlord Island]]³ [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 475&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Nau Heaven Island²&lt;br /&gt;
| The 2nd Lolislamic Caliphate Island&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Republican state of nan Island (from Turn 504)&lt;br /&gt;
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|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[People&#039;s Republic of Makkudonarudo]]⁴&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:90%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bold&#039;&#039;&#039; denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[File:Skull.gif]] indicates the island was destroyed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] indicates the island was abandoned.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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¹&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Shotacon and Hachikuji signed a separate [[Hakoniwa_OC#/media/File:3145.jpg|peace treaty]] on Turn 487 and neither were engaged in combat prior to, or after the signing of the ceasefire.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;²&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Although Nau Heaven is HAPI, they expressed feelings of neutrality prior to joining the war, and gave limited aid to the islands involved until they seemingly left on Turn 484.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;³&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Perthlord Island was abandoned by the HIA after the island was seized.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;⁴&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The People&#039;s Rep. of Makkudonarudo was not in HAPI, but fought against the coalition.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Neutral Islands ===&lt;br /&gt;
Islands who are not on the above roster obviously remained neutral &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;so they could fap in peace&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; for personal reasons and obligations. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;However, there were a few notable islands approached during the war who declined/ignored a call to arms:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dnalsi Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Parch Moon Island&lt;br /&gt;
*Soylent Island*&lt;br /&gt;
*[[People&#039;s Republic of Makkudonarudo|People&#039;s Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island]]*&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;*Not directly approached with an invitation, but was clearly antagonized in hopes of provoking them into joining the war.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Casualties ===&lt;br /&gt;
*Rooting Island was voluntarily abandoned on Turn 491&lt;br /&gt;
*G Island was defeated and lost all its population on Turn 499&lt;br /&gt;
*Hachikuji Island was defeated and lost all its population on Turn 502&lt;br /&gt;
*Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was voluntarily abandoned on Turn 506&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery mode=&amp;quot;nolines&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Suigintouaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Suigintou at turn 510, notice the crater from the monolith in the Northeast&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chuuaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Chuu Island at turn 510&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shotaconaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Shotacon Island at turn 510&lt;br /&gt;
File:Iopsdaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Iopsd Island at turn 510&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gensokyoaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Gensokyo Island at turn 510&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=War_of_the_First_Coalition&amp;diff=2380</id>
		<title>War of the First Coalition</title>
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		<updated>2024-01-25T08:51:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[image:Monolith.jpg|300px|thumb|The monolith that was dropped on Suigintou Island on Turn 472, thus initiating the war.]]&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;you guys are so goddamn scummy holy shit&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -&#039;&#039;&#039;anonwaha&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The War of the First Coalition (also known as The Great Heyurian Archipelago War, or The OTAKU/AGGRO-HAPI War) was the deadliest and longest war in the history of the Heyurian Archipelago, lasting from Turn 472 to roughly Turn 506. Both sides took quite controversial actions, and overall the war had a massive impact on the archipelago. It was fought between HAPI and a coalition between AGGRO and OTAKU.&lt;br /&gt;
== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Crisis in PC98 Island ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[PC98 Island]] had assisted [[HAPI]] in defeating pen Island in the Pen War, and assumed OTAKU-HAPI relations would remain a permanent high, having allied with The [[People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon Island]](later the [[Shotacon Island|Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island]] and now [[Shotacon Island]]). After some economical and military failures, Rex de PC98 stepped down and was replaced by Me-tan de PC98 and the OS-tan Government on turn 301. The OS-tans were seen as &amp;quot;unhinged&amp;quot; and troublesome, but still had the best intention for HAPI, considering them a new ally. PC98 Island Military Intelligence had indicated that Parch Moon Island was in fact ruled by pen man(which later was discovered to be false), and that the massive amount of forests could be used to send another attack on HAPI. Consequently, PC98 Island fired 5 stealth missiles into Parch Moon Island, but upon realizing that Parch Moon Island was not in fact ruled by a disguised pen man, the OS-tan Government refused to admit that they were responsible for the attack. With evidence pointing towards the fact that PC98 Island had facilitated the attack, Parch Moon Island responded with 4 stealth missiles, which enraged the OS-tan Government as they sought immediate reparations. They had threatened Parch Moon Island with war if they did not receive 500M$, however PC98 Island had no real intention of fighting another war, but only sought to scare Parch Moon into giving them the funds. [[DESU Island]](now Suigintou Island)(at the time a member of OTAKU) entered the argument about reparations, threatening PC98 Island with consequences if they did indeed attack Parch Moon Island, and also advising Parch Moon to join HAPI in case such an attack occured. PC98 responded with &amp;quot;dont piss yourself yet, our minister of the interior prevents us from attacking, as if we wanted a war we couldn&#039;t afford&amp;quot;, which DESU took great offense to, and left OTAKU. Shortly after, PC98 Island was attempting to improve relations with the smaller islands in the archipelago, of which PC98&#039;s new ally, Lolislamic State of Shotacon Island, took great offense to as they were also trying to improve relations with the smaller islands, and saw PC98&#039;s prescience in their sphere of influence threatening. The Lolislamic State of Shotacon left OTAKU, and declared PC98 Island as their mortal enemy. PC98 Island was the first ally to DESU Island, also assisting them greatly in the Pen War, and had helped the Lolislamic State of Shotacon rebuild after they had abandoned the People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon to start anew. PC98 Island had considered them both very good allies and felt that the relations were stronger than they were, and losing both of them for petty reasons that PC98 Island would never leave them for made PC98 Island feel betrayed by HAPI, which they had done so much for.&lt;br /&gt;
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On turn 369, the OS-tan Government was ousted and Rex de PC98 returned to power, quickly attempting to clear up any relations that the OS-tans had damaged. PC98 Island would repay Parch Moon Island for the attacks on 428, admitting they had done the attacks. On turn 390, PC98 Island reached out privately to pen man(disguised as leprechaun, leader of rainbow Island) about a secret defensive alliance against HAPI, as both islands had a mutual understanding of the threat of HAPI, considering DESU island had threatened them both with war when PC98 Island disagreed with the BAI and created a new blacklist for islands. The secret alliance was proposed to and accepted by Naked Apron Island, G Island([[Upchuck Island]] in disguise), and [[Hachikuji Island]]; a new member of [[OTAKU]]. Before the secret discussions took place, PC98 Island had constructed a Monolith in case a war with HAPI ever broke out, and not many islands knew that the Monolith could be used to send the damage equivalent to a huge meteorite to a target island(just read the Japanese hakoniwa wiki ya idgyuts). After a failure to rely on their own farms, PC98 Island searched out for a island to subjugate into a colony that would permanently provide food in exchange for protection and funds. When Weezite Island was asked if they would accept the offer, they responded with an insult that can remotely be seen as a demand for war. Hachikuji Island was also on the hunt for a colony island, and to OTAKU&#039;s surprise; Chuu Island said that PC98 Island would not be placed on the HAPI BAI if they attacked because of what was misunderstood as a &amp;quot;demand for war&amp;quot;. On turn 464, PC98 Island declared war on Weezite Island and was quickly joined by Hachikuji and Clover Island, who also wanted to receive benefits from the colony. Shortly before the war, Woodstock Island who was already allied with PC98 Island, accepted another proposal for subjugation, and so the need for a PC98 colony of Weezite was no longer needed and it was agreed that the island would become a colony of Hachikuji and Clover. PC98 Island would become Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island, to suit the growing imperial desires.&lt;br /&gt;
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On turn 469, anonwaha discovered the password for pen man&#039;s tripcode used to send the private messages, and leaked the messages (containing OTAKU/AGGRO&#039;s plots to attack and destroy HAPI) to the archipelago, raising tensions and questions of a [[OTAKU]] plan to attack [[HAPI]]. Some HAPI members suggested that PC98 Island remove his monolith, while HAPI Islands announced that they would take out the monolith themselves, an act of war. Suigintou offered Weezite Island assistance against OTAKU, but was declined, however OTAKU did pull out of the Weezite War in an attempt to avoid a war with HAPI. After long arguments, it was agreed that neither side would act aggressively because of the plans for the secret alliance. Despite this, on turn 470 Shotacon Island sent a barrage of missiles to the defense facility protecting the monolith on PC98 Island, which they claimed was an accident and sent 1100M$ in reparations(however they later admitted that the attacks were an attempt to start a war, but HAPI looks past things like this when it&#039;s their own islands doing it). Late in the same turn, PC98 Island and G Island received messages in their guestbooks, presumed to be from HAPI (&#039;&#039;&#039;but actually were not&#039;&#039;&#039;), stating that HAPI declared war on their islands. PC98 Island would launch the monolith into Suigintou and G Island and Hachikuji Island would target Chuu Island, initiating the war.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Overall Summary ===&lt;br /&gt;
Several members of AGGRO had begun secretly communicating with each other since before the Pen War ended (Turn 200~). There they made plans and discussed strategy. Eventually, Rex Imperator de Insulae Magnum PC98 of PC98 Island also began secret communications, reaching out to AGGRO and Hachikuji Island to propose a secret alliance between them. As their islands grew they began formulating a plan involving dropping PC98&#039;s monolith on Suigintou Island. Talks were going well, until one day Chuu Island began intercepting the coded messages. After some time, and many late nights, a special team of Chuu Islanders cracked the code the Coalition was using and revealed all their secret plans (penman used a horrible tripcode password, &amp;quot;manman&amp;quot;). HAPI was outraged. Upchuck (who had been disguised as G Island) had his cover blown and revealed himself. He insisted PC98 go forward with the plans to drop the monument immediately. He also challenged Suiseitou (of Suigintou Island) to a one on one duel. After some back and forth, the coalition created a new communication channel, one that would not be cracked by HAPI, and continued the discussion. They secretly decided to go forward with the plans to drop the monolith, but only after several turns had passed and they had made an attempt to convince HAPI they wouldn&#039;t go through with it.&lt;br /&gt;
== The War ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== First Phase ===&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly before Turn 472, some mysterious &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;false flag&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;messages began appearing in the guestbooks of OTAKU and AGGRO islands. The names written in the guestbook implied they were sent from HAPI members, declaring their intention to go to war, but since anyone could write any name in the guestbook, there was no evidence it was actually them. The OTAKU and AGGRO members, who were [[LIES|definitely very shocked and confused about this]], decided to not report on these messages publicly or attempt to clarify them, and go forth with their plans and attack. The monolith was dropped on the northern side of Suigintou Island to devastating effect. The surprise first phase of the war went well for the First Coalition, in which they dealt much damage to Suigintou and Chuu Island. Several members of HAPI did not yet engage in the hostilities. Several land-destroying missile barrages devastated Chuu Island and put them out of the war offensively, forcing anonwaha to spend turns building several defense facilities to protect his few remaining towns and cities/leading anonwaha to try a more strategic approach by springing up many new villages and defense facilities, attracting and neuturing the effectiveness of OTAKU/AGGRO&#039;s concentrated attacks while other HAPI members fired at them. Suigintou Island also lost much of their firepower. However, the same turn PC98 dropped the monolith on Suigintou, an Inora made it to one of his defense facilities, blowing it up and taking out several cities and missile bases, which lessened the amount of firepower the coalition had from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The early hours of the war also saw the battlefield spill out on the wiki, as seen here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI&amp;amp;oldid=2144&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Second Phase: PC98 Seized ===&lt;br /&gt;
Further loss for the coalition came when wankerman([[perthlord]]), joined. The next phase of The Coalition&#039;s plan was to mass produce several Mecha-inoras and send them to HAPI islands, and perthlord island had enough money to take part. However, due to his lack of knowledge of the game, Rex de PC98 of PC98 Island had to walk him through the process, being constantly derailed by perthlord&#039;s desire to discuss skirts. Rex de PC98, unsure if perthlord had set his plans correctly, used the same methods HAPI did to figure out perth&#039;s island password and accessed his island. FOURTEEN TIMES IN FOUR HOURS. Caught by the HIA, Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was seized by them and Rex de PC98 lost access (&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;breaking into someone&#039;s tripcode PMs is okay though?&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; viewing database of cracked tripcodes != breaking teh game rules!!!1) to his island in the middle of the war, severely hampering the First Coalition&#039;s progress. [[perthlord]] Island was immediately deleted upon perthlord&#039;s request, since he had already decided to create Rooting Island. This action outraged the coalition, though the HIA did not budge and kept PC98 Island for 8 turns (2 days) before giving it back. It is speculated that the HIA(anonwaha of Chuu Island) kept the island for so long to do as much damage to the Coalition&#039;s offensive effort, as Chuu was dangerously close to sinking and returning the island back to Rex de PC98 could have meant the death of Chuu Island.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the time that Rex de PC98&#039;s island was seized by the dishonorable HIA, Upchuck, perthlord, and Hachikuji decided to attack the People&#039;s Republic of Makkudonarudo for no reason other than that they didn&#039;t like him. The PFM had no involvement in the war whatsoever and had only been discovered a handful of turns earlier. Despite having a vastly superior armament, the first Coalition volley missed almost completely, and they all gave up attacking Poptan (except perthlord, who would go on to destroy a few cities). This action was met with general confusion, especially since HAPI members were still firing on the Coalition when this happened. Rex de PC98 was a bit pissed when he learned of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Gensokyo Island joined the war on HAPI&#039;s side, they were met by a barage of land destroying missiles which took out one of their two mines. Gensokyo was a mine dependent island, having no factories or oil rigs and only mines, both the size of 200,000ppl. This was the biggest loss for Gensokyo Island&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite these massive setbacks, the Coalition&#039;s plan to send Mecha-inoras to HAPI islands continued on. However, this plan turned out to be a failure (as usual), as the Coalition hoped to have the Mecha-inoras appear near or on the enemy defense facilities. None of them did. As each Mecha-inora cost $3000M to build and none of them appeared where desired, it was overall a waste of money for the Coalition. The only benefit to OTAKU/AGGRO was that the Mecha-inoras did cause some HAPI members to waste turns attacking them instead of the Coalition.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Third Phase: False Surrender and Operation Last Stand ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Operation Last Stand was a last attempt to turn the tide of the war back in the Coalition&#039;s favor, it goes as follows: The Coalition would surrender to HAPI, The Coalition would then build several missile bases to heal their wounds in the time of peace, then launch another surprise attack in order to dismantle HAPI&#039;s offensive capability. PC98 Island was the first to offer surrender, which HAPI was skeptical of but still accepted, then followed by the Upchuck Island and Hachikuji Island surrender. The Coalition had tried to get Pen Man in on the plan, but he was very drunk and sad, refusing to join the operation despite being an essential part of it, and continued to fight HAPI disorganized. Suigintou had not accepted the peace and continued to fire missiles at the Coalition. Now knowing the operation would fail without pen Island participating and Suigintou not allowing a break, Upchuck, Hachikuji, and PC98 now settled for mass destruction all over HAPI rather than the now impossible total victory. The participating islands, now stronger, launched land destroying missiles at Suigintou, destroying a few forests and cities. Suigintou used their enemies RAEG and spammed defense facilities around their remaining villages while the last of AGGRO/OTAKU operable missile bases got bombed by other HAPI members leading to all OTAKU/AGGRO leaders sinking or abandoning their islands soon.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Quotes ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hence this was the first archipelago war that took place during the existence of CGI&#039;s chat feature, it featured much more rapid communications between islanders than the use of Game Discussion in previous wars had allowed.&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck before going down with G Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PC98 suicide.png|275px|thumb|&#039;&#039;&#039;Rex Imperator de Magnum Insulae PC98&#039;&#039;&#039; commiting honorable seppuku, moments before the abandonment of the Island. Turn 506]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;pen san has dick cheese&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Commander Angel&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;...outside of politics I am rather gentle&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Rex de PC98&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;We aren&#039;t terrorists. We are warriors.&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Hachikuji&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;every turn is a new AGGRO scheme...&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -anonwaha&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;read my name because I accidentally typed it into the name field&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -there are certain plans that allow another plan to happen the same turn&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;psychological warfare -&amp;amp;gt; waha anger&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Hachikuji&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!! BANZAI!!!!&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Rex de PC98&#039;s motto during the war, which was also repeated by Hachikuji.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;The AGGRO member cries out as he strikes you...&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Poptan&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;HAHA I GOT HIM, DONT MESS WITH ME, THIS IS MY ARCHIPELAGO XD XD XD XD XD&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Suiseitou&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;you&#039;re allies didn&#039;t do shit to me, I did the damage to myself because I AM THAT BADASS&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Rex de PC98&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Bobrikovistan might be too isolationist [[File:Emo-yotsuba-xp.gif]]&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; -Bobrikov&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;It&#039;s called &#039;confusing the enemy&#039;&amp;quot;&amp;amp;nbsp;&#039;&#039;-Upchuck, after being asked why he and Hachikuji attacked the People&#039;s Republic of Makkudonarudo (who had nothing to do with the war)&lt;br /&gt;
The Great Upchuckian King&#039;s final message to the coalition: &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;This is it, gentlemen. I must go for now. I will be inactive tomorrow, but my last turns are all set. It has been a great honor fighting alongside you. Depending on who goes when next turn, my island may be sunk. Or I could perhaps hold on for a few more turns and cause some more damage, if I am lucky. If my island is still standing by Turn 496 I ask you to send some money, if any of you still live. In any case we will all be sinking soon, but it is not the end. I hope to one day see our dream of a HAPI-free archipelago come to fruition. We will meet again, in another life. I salute you all. Goodbye.&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
== Islands ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:Wikib0rk.png|300px|thumb|Very good yes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;amp;lt;th style=&amp;quot; color:#c41612;=&amp;quot;&amp;quot; background-color:#ccfccc&amp;quot;=&amp;quot;&amp;quot; &amp;amp;gt; HAPI and Affiliates&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:brown; background-color:#ccffff;&amp;quot; cellpadding=&amp;quot;10&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+  style=&amp;quot;&amp;amp;quot;color:black&amp;quot;|Combatants involved in the war&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;color:#c41612; background-color:#ccfccc&amp;quot; | OTAKU + AGGRO + NCA&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Chuu Island]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;[[PC98 Island|Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island]]&#039;&#039;&#039; [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 506&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;[[DESU Island|Suigintou Island]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[AGGRO|pen Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Iopsd Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Hachikuji Island]]¹ [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 502&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Shotacon Island]]¹&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Upchuck Island|G Island]]&#039;&#039;&#039; [[File:Skull.gif]] Turn 499&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[Gensokyo Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wanker Island|Rooting Island]] [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 491&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Clover Island&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wanker Island|Perthlord Island]]³ [[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] Turn 475&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Nau Heaven Island²&lt;br /&gt;
| The 2nd Lolislamic Caliphate Island&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Republican state of nan Island (from Turn 504)&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[People&#039;s Republic of Makkudonarudo]]⁴&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:90%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bold&#039;&#039;&#039; denotes islands who are considered the respective leaders/commanders of their side.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[File:Skull.gif]] indicates the island was destroyed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[File:Crossed-Flags.gif]] indicates the island was abandoned.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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¹&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Shotacon and Hachikuji signed a separate [[Hakoniwa_OC#/media/File:3145.jpg|peace treaty]] on Turn 487 and neither were engaged in combat prior to, or after the signing of the ceasefire.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;²&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Although Nau Heaven is HAPI, they expressed feelings of neutrality prior to joining the war, and gave limited aid to the islands involved until they seemingly left on Turn 484.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;³&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Perthlord Island was abandoned by the HIA after the island was seized.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;⁴&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;The People&#039;s Rep. of Makkudonarudo was not in HAPI, but fought against the coalition.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Neutral Islands ===&lt;br /&gt;
Islands who are not on the above roster obviously remained neutral &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;so they could fap in peace&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; for personal reasons and obligations. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;However, there were a few notable islands approached during the war who declined/ignored a call to arms:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dnalsi Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Parch Moon Island&lt;br /&gt;
*Soylent Island*&lt;br /&gt;
*[[People&#039;s Republic of Makkudonarudo|People&#039;s Rep. of Makkudonarudo Island]]*&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:80%&amp;quot;&amp;gt;*Not directly approached with an invitation, but was clearly antagonized in hopes of provoking them into joining the war.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Casualties ===&lt;br /&gt;
*Rooting Island was voluntarily abandoned on Turn 491&lt;br /&gt;
*G Island was defeated and lost all its population on Turn 499&lt;br /&gt;
*Hachikuji Island was defeated and lost all its population on Turn 502&lt;br /&gt;
*Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was voluntarily abandoned on Turn 506&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery mode=&amp;quot;nolines&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Suigintouaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Suigintou at turn 510, notice the crater from the monolith in the Northeast&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chuuaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Chuu Island at turn 510&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shotaconaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Shotacon Island at turn 510&lt;br /&gt;
File:Iopsdaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Iopsd Island at turn 510&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gensokyoaftermath.png|150px|thumb|Gensokyo Island at turn 510&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Flashes_of_Heyuri&amp;diff=1761</id>
		<title>Flashes of Heyuri</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Flashes_of_Heyuri&amp;diff=1761"/>
		<updated>2023-12-01T13:38:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: Added info about heyuri_maus, Proof that I maed it https://up.heyuri.net/src/3012.png&lt;/p&gt;
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|- &lt;br /&gt;
! Filename !! Date !! Creator&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [https://up.heyuri.net/src/2667.swf LOL_heyuri] || 2020/06/28 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/047.swf heyuri_error_523] || 2020/07/09 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/048.swf f_is_back] || 2020/08/07 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [https://up.heyuri.net/src/2393.swf FUCK ryona] || 2020 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/178.swf the lollusk] || N/A || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/136.swf kuz] || 2022/06/30 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/173.swf kuz2022] || 2022/06/30 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/165.swf assylum] || 2022/10/16 || &#039;&#039;&#039;usagi!&#039;&#039;&#039;eAtnjizI0Q&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/166.swf bounce] || 2022 || &#039;&#039;&#039;poptan!&#039;&#039;&#039;Mnb3BZrs86&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/167.swf bunny] || 2022 || &#039;&#039;&#039;usagi!&#039;&#039;&#039;eAtnjizI0Q&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/168.swf chenisasupergirl] || 2022 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/176.swf penorz] || 2022 || &#039;&#039;&#039;usagi!&#039;&#039;&#039;eAtnjizI0Q&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/179.swf TouhouBlender] || 2022 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/163.swf CirnoDay] || 2023/09/09 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/175.swf newtimestamp] || 2023/11/14 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
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| [https://up.heyuri.net/user/heyuri/src/180.swf wizewordzfromouradminzorz] || 2023/11/28 || Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1650</id>
		<title>Turmoil of Turn 200</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1650"/>
		<updated>2023-11-12T10:09:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[image:greatwar.png|300px|right|thumb|(clockwise from top left) A Mecha-Inora rampages through a city on DESU Island; Dnalsi Island after Suiseiseki Island&amp;amp;#39;s surprise attacks; missiles launching; pen man lamenting the failure of the treaty; pen Island&amp;amp;#39;s oil rig moments after being struck by a missile from DESU]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Turmoil of Turn 200 was a period lasting from roughly turn 193 - turn 213. Not only was this period marked by two of the deadliest wars in the archipelago&#039;s history, it also involved a massive influx of monsters and natural disasters. Conservative estimates set the total death toll of this 20-turn period to around 1,095,000, with over 12 islands affected in some way.&lt;br /&gt;
= Pen War =&lt;br /&gt;
The Pen War was the costliest war in Heyurian history. It began with pen Island issuing an ultimatum to DESU Island on around turn 190. pen man demanded DESU step down to let someone else claim the 200-Turn Cup, and to leave either HAPI or OTAKU. Pen man could afford to make these demands, as a number of turns earlier he had struck oil in the waters near his island, granting him $1000M every turn. However, his demands were met with ridicule. One of them was nonetheless met when DESU was struck by a massive earthquake and tsunami, sending them down from the #1 spot, which was then claimed by Dnalsi Island. During this time, Mooshy of Naked Apron Island announced their support for pen Island. On turn 195, pen man began the Pen War by creating a mechanized Inora monster and airdropping it on DESU Island. Although PC98 Island helped quickly dispatch the monster, most of DESU island other allies were in a bad state due to other disasters and a general downturn, leaving DESU Island mostly on its own. Due to this situation, DESU called for a ceasefire and agreed to negotiate with pen Island, resulting in the infamous Treaty of Turn 197. DESU Island was reprimanded by fellow HAPI members due to this, but they lashed out in turn, blaming HAPI for their lackluster response.[[File:Desudamage.png|300px|thumb|Damage on DESU island prior to the war]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although it seemed the war was over on turn 197 with both pen man and DESU reaching an agreement, Chuu Island made a proposal, which was as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. DESU Island rejoins HAPI and becomes a HAPI OTAKU once more&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2. All willing &amp;amp; able islands partake in an assault against pen Island until pen Island is either totally Upchuck&#039;d or...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;3. they surrender and commit to paying back DESU Island the cost of the man-made monster (3000M$) + an additional 1000M$ for being an asshole&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;4. All prior BAI-listed crimes will be written off for any BAI-listed islands that join the fight against pen Island&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although criticized by non-HAPI members as escalating a war that had already ended, DESU Island and all HAPI members nontheless agreed to the proposal and the war proper began. The treaty did not last a single turn. Both HAPI and OTAKU began attacking pen Island. Although pen man was supported by Naked Apron Island and G Island, they both had little firepower and were not able to contribute much. The Great Upchuckian King, who, &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;after the very real Newchuckian Genocide, took refuge at pen Island,&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; also helped pen man with strategy. HAPI&#039;s biggest foe may not have even been pen man himself, as during this time many islands were hit with disasters and monsters, including the first appearance of the Red Inora and Ghost Inora. Although pen man&#039;s oil rig was taken out quite early on, he still had saved a sizeable amount of funds to fuel his war effort. And so, even against seven other islands, pen man held his own until turn 210, when his last city was destroyed by an Iopsdian missile, and his island sank to the bottom of the ocean. Pen man&#039;s current whereabouts are unknown; some believe he went down with his island.&lt;br /&gt;
= Attack on Dnalsi [unfinished] =&lt;br /&gt;
On turn 198, the same turn that the Pen&amp;amp;nbsp;War truly began, Suiseiseki Island launched a surprise attack on Dnalsi Island, who held the top spot in the archipelago. They attacked again on turn 199, which lowered Dnalsi&#039;s rankings and put Suiseiseki Island on the top spot. On turn 200, they recieved the 200-Turn Cup. Dnalsi being a peace loving island started crumbling from continued bombardment. However, on turn 204, Soylent Island sent a mecha Inora monster to Suiseiseki Island.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1645</id>
		<title>Turmoil of Turn 200</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1645"/>
		<updated>2023-11-12T09:08:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[image:greatwar.png|300px|right|thumb|(clockwise from top left) A Mecha-Inora rampages through a city on DESU Island; Dnalsi Island after Suiseiseki Island&amp;amp;#39;s surprise attacks; missiles launching; pen man lamenting the failure of the treaty; pen Island&amp;amp;#39;s oil rig moments after being struck by a missile from DESU]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Turmoil of Turn 200 was a period lasting from roughly turn 193 - turn 213. Not only was this period marked by two of the deadliest wars in the archipelago&#039;s history, it also involved a massive influx of monsters and natural disasters. Conservative estimates set the total death toll of this 20-turn period to around 1,095,000, with over 12 islands affected in some way.&lt;br /&gt;
= Pen War =&lt;br /&gt;
The Pen War was the costliest war in Heyurian history. It began with pen Island issuing an ultimatum to DESU Island on around turn 190. pen man demanded DESU step down to let someone else claim the 200-Turn Cup, and to leave either HAPI or OTAKU. Pen man could afford to make these demands, as a number of turns earlier he had struck oil in the waters near his island, granting him $1000M every turn. However, his demands were met with ridicule. One of them was nonetheless met when DESU was struck by a massive earthquake and tsunami, sending them down from the #1 spot, which was then claimed by Dnalsi Island. During this time, Mooshy of Naked Apron Island announced their support for pen Island. On turn 195, pen man began the Pen War by creating a mechanized Inora monster and airdropping it on DESU Island. Although PC98 Island helped quickly dispatch the monster, most of DESU island other allies were in a bad state due to other disasters and a general downturn, leaving DESU Island mostly on its own. Due to this situation, DESU called for a ceasefire and agreed to negotiate with pen Island, resulting in the infamous Treaty of Turn 197. DESU Island was reprimanded by fellow HAPI members due to this, but they lashed out in turn, blaming HAPI for their lackluster response.[[File:Desudamage.png|300px|thumb|Damage on DESU island prior to the war]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although it seemed the war was over on turn 197 with both pen man and DESU reaching an agreement, Chuu Island made a proposal, which was as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. DESU Island rejoins HAPI and becomes a HAPI OTAKU once more&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2. All willing &amp;amp; able islands partake in an assault against pen Island until pen Island is either totally Upchuck&#039;d or...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;3. they surrender and commit to paying back DESU Island the cost of the man-made monster (3000M$) + an additional 1000M$ for being an asshole&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;4. All prior BAI-listed crimes will be written off for any BAI-listed islands that join the fight against pen Island&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although criticized by non-HAPI members as escalating a war that had already ended, DESU Island and all HAPI members nontheless agreed to the proposal and the war proper began. The treaty did not last a single turn. Both HAPI and OTAKU began attacking pen Island. Although pen man was supported by Naked Apron Island and G Island, they both had little firepower and were not able to contribute much. The Great Upchuckian King, who, &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;after the very real Newchuckian Genocide, took refuge at pen Island,&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; also helped pen man with strategy. HAPI&#039;s biggest foe may not have even been pen man himself, as during this time many islands were hit with disasters and monsters, including the first appearance of the Red Inora and Ghost Inora. Although pen man&#039;s oil rig was taken out quite early on, he still had saved a sizeable amount of funds to fuel his war effort. And so, even against seven other islands, pen man held his own until turn 210, when his last city was destroyed by an Iopsdian missile, and his island sank to the bottom of the ocean. Pen man&#039;s current whereabouts are unknown; some believe he went down with his island.&lt;br /&gt;
= Attack on Dnalsi [unfinished] =&lt;br /&gt;
On turn 198, the same turn that the Pen&amp;amp;nbsp;War truly began, Suiseiseki Island launched a surprise attack on Dnalsi Island, who held the top spot in the archipelago. They attacked again on turn 199, which lowered Dnalsi&#039;s rankings and put Suiseiseki Island on the top spot. On turn 200, they recieved the 200-Turn Cup. Dnalsi being a peace loving island started crumbling from continued bombardment. However around turn 203 Soylent island sent a mecha Inora monster to Suiseiseki Island.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1644</id>
		<title>Turmoil of Turn 200</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1644"/>
		<updated>2023-11-12T07:42:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[image:greatwar.png|300px|right|thumb|(clockwise from top left) A Mecha-Inora rampages through a city on DESU Island; Dnalsi Island after Suiseiseki Island&amp;amp;#39;s surprise attacks; missiles launching; pen man lamenting the failure of the treaty; pen Island&amp;amp;#39;s oil rig moments after being struck by a missile from DESU]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Turmoil of Turn 200 was a period lasting from roughly turn 193 - turn 213. Not only was this period marked by two of the deadliest wars in the archipelago&#039;s history, it also involved a massive influx of monsters and natural disasters. Conservative estimates set the total death toll of this 20-turn period to around 1,095,000, with over 12 islands affected in some way.&lt;br /&gt;
= Pen War =&lt;br /&gt;
The Pen War was the costliest war in Heyurian history. It began with pen Island issuing an ultimatum to DESU Island on around turn 190. pen man demanded DESU step down to let someone else claim the 200-Turn Cup, and to leave either HAPI or OTAKU. Pen man could afford to make these demands, as a number of turns earlier he had struck oil in the waters near his island, granting him $1000M every turn. However, his demands were met with ridicule. One of them was nonetheless met when DESU was struck by a massive earthquake and tsunami, sending them down from the #1 spot, which was then claimed by Dnalsi Island. During this time, Mooshy of Naked Apron Island announced their support for pen Island. On turn 195, pen man began the Pen War by creating a mechanized Inora monster and airdropping it on DESU Island. Although PC98 Island helped quickly dispatch the monster, most of them were in a bad state due to other disasters and a general downturn, leaving DESU Island mostly on its own. Due to this situation, DESU called for a ceasefire and agreed to negotiate with pen Island, resulting in the infamous Treaty of Turn 197. DESU Island was reprimanded by fellow HAPI members due to this, but they lashed out in turn, blaming HAPI for their lackluster response.[[File:Desudamage.png|300px|thumb|Damage on DESU island prior to the war]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although it seemed the war was over on turn 197 with both pen man and DESU reaching an agreement, Chuu Island made a proposal, which was as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. DESU Island rejoins HAPI and becomes a HAPI OTAKU once more&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2. All willing &amp;amp; able islands partake in an assault against pen Island until pen Island is either totally Upchuck&#039;d or...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;3. they surrender and commit to paying back DESU Island the cost of the man-made monster (3000M$) + an additional 1000M$ for being an asshole&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;4. All prior BAI-listed crimes will be written off for any BAI-listed islands that join the fight against pen Island&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although criticized by non-HAPI members as escalating a war that had already ended, DESU Island and all HAPI members nontheless agreed to the proposal and the war proper began. The treaty did not last a single turn. Both HAPI and OTAKU began attacking pen Island. Although pen man was supported by Naked Apron Island and G Island, they both had little firepower and were not able to contribute much. The Great Upchuckian King, who, &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot; &amp;gt;after the very real Newchuckian Genocide, took refuge at pen Island,&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; also helped pen man with strategy. HAPI&#039;s biggest foe may not have even been pen man himself, as during this time many islands were hit with disasters and monsters, including the first appearance of the Red Inora and Ghost Inora. Although pen man&#039;s oil rig was taken out quite early on, he still had saved a sizeable amount of funds to fuel his war effort. And so, even against seven other islands, pen man held his own until turn 210, when his last city was destroyed by an Iopsdian missile, and his island sank to the bottom of the ocean. Pen man&#039;s current whereabouts are unknown; some believe he went down with his island.&lt;br /&gt;
= Attack on Dnalsi [unfinished] =&lt;br /&gt;
On turn 198, the same turn that the Pen&amp;amp;nbsp;War truly began, Suiseiseki Island launched a surprise attack on Dnalsi Island, who held the top spot in the archipelago. They attacked again on turn 199, which lowered Dnalsi&#039;s rankings and put Suiseiseki Island on the top spot. On turn 200, they recieved the 200-Turn Cup. Dnalsi being a peace loving island started crumbling from continued bombardment. However around turn 203 Soylent island sent a mecha Inora monster to Suiseiseki Island.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1641</id>
		<title>Turmoil of Turn 200</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1641"/>
		<updated>2023-11-12T07:28:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[image:greatwar.png|300px|right|thumb|(clockwise from top left) A Mecha-Inora rampages through a city on DESU Island; Dnalsi Island after Suiseiseki Island&amp;amp;#39;s surprise attacks; missiles launching; pen man lamenting the failure of the treaty; pen Island&amp;amp;#39;s oil rig moments after being struck by a missile from DESU]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Turmoil of Turn 200 was a period lasting from roughly turn 193 - turn 213. Not only was this period marked by two of the deadliest wars in the archipelago&#039;s history, it also involved a massive influx of monsters and natural disasters. Conservative estimates set the total death toll of this 20-turn period to around 1,095,000, with over 12 islands affected in some way.&lt;br /&gt;
= Pen War =&lt;br /&gt;
The Pen War was the costliest war in Heyurian history. It began with pen Island issuing an ultimatum to DESU Island on around turn 190. pen man demanded DESU step down to let someone else claim the 200-Turn Cup, and to leave either HAPI or OTAKU. Pen man could afford to make these demands, as a number of turns earlier he had struck oil in the waters near his island, granting him $1000M every turn. However, his demands were met with ridicule. One of them was nonetheless met when DESU was struck by a massive earthquake and tsunami, sending them down from the #1 spot, which was then claimed by Dnalsi Island. During this time, Mooshy of Naked Apron Island announced their support for pen Island. On turn 195, pen man began the Pen War by creating a mechanized Inora monster and airdropping it on DESU Island. Although PC98 Island helped quickly dispatch the monster, most of them were in a bad state due to other disasters and a general downturn, leaving DESU Island mostly on its own. Due to this situation, DESU called for a ceasefire and agreed to negotiate with pen Island, resulting in the infamous Treaty of Turn 197. DESU Island was reprimanded by fellow HAPI members due to this, but they lashed out in turn, blaming HAPI for their lackluster response.[[File:Desudamage.png|300px|thumb|Damage on DESU island prior to the war]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although it seemed the war was over on turn 197 with both pen man and DESU reaching an agreement, Chuu Island made a proposal, which was as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. DESU Island rejoins HAPI and becomes a HAPI OTAKU once more&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2. All willing &amp;amp; able islands partake in an assault against pen Island until pen Island is either totally Upchuck&#039;d or...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;3. they surrender and commit to paying back DESU Island the cost of the man-made monster (3000M$) + an additional 1000M$ for being an asshole&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;4. All prior BAI-listed crimes will be written off for any BAI-listed islands that join the fight against pen Island&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although criticized by non-HAPI members as escalating a war that had already ended, DESU Island and all HAPI members nontheless agreed to the proposal and the war proper began. The treaty did not last a single turn. Both HAPI and OTAKU began attacking pen Island. Although pen man was supported by Naked Apron Island and G Island, they both had little firepower and were not able to contribute much. The Great Upchuckian King, who, after the very real Newchuckian Genocide, took refuge at pen Island, also helped pen man with strategy. HAPI&#039;s biggest foe may not have even been pen man himself, as during this time many islands were hit with disasters and monsters, including the first appearance of the Red Inora and Ghost Inora. Although pen man&#039;s oil rig was taken out quite early on, he still had saved a sizeable amount of funds to fuel his war effort. And so, even against seven other islands, pen man held his own until turn 210, when his last city was destroyed by an Iopsdian missile, and his island sank to the bottom of the ocean. Pen man&#039;s current whereabouts are unknown; some believe he went down with his island.&lt;br /&gt;
= Attack on Dnalsi [unfinished] =&lt;br /&gt;
On turn 198, the same turn that the Pen&amp;amp;nbsp;War truly began, Suiseiseki Island launched a surprise attack on Dnalsi Island, who held the top spot in the archipelago. They attacked again on turn 199, which lowered Dnalsi&#039;s rankings and put Suiseiseki Island on the top spot. On turn 200, they recieved the 200-Turn Cup. Dnalsi being a peace loving island started crumbling from continued bombardment. However around turn 203 Soylent island sent a mecha Inora monster to Suiseiseki Island.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1640</id>
		<title>Turmoil of Turn 200</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Turmoil_of_Turn_200&amp;diff=1640"/>
		<updated>2023-11-12T07:26:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[image:greatwar.png|300px|right|thumb|(clockwise from top left) A Mecha-Inora rampages through a city on DESU Island; Dnalsi Island after Suiseiseki Island&amp;amp;#39;s surprise attacks; missiles launching; pen man lamenting the failure of the treaty; pen Island&amp;amp;#39;s oil rig moments after being struck by a missile from DESU]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Turmoil of Turn 200 was a period lasting from roughly turn 193 - turn 213. Not only was this period marked by two of the deadliest wars in the archipelago&#039;s history, it also involved a massive influx of monsters and natural disasters. Conservative estimates set the total death toll of this 20-turn period to around 1,095,000, with over 12 islands affected in some way.&lt;br /&gt;
= Pen War =&lt;br /&gt;
The Pen War was the costliest war in Heyurian history. It began with pen Island issuing an ultimatum to DESU Island on around turn 190. pen man demanded DESU step down to let someone else claim the 200-Turn Cup, and to leave either HAPI or OTAKU. Pen man could afford to make these demands, as a number of turns earlier he had struck oil in the waters near his island, granting him $1000M every turn. However, his demands were met with ridicule. One of them was nonetheless met when DESU was struck by a massive earthquake and tsunami, sending them down from the #1 spot, which was then claimed by Dnalsi Island. During this time, Mooshy of Naked Apron Island announced their support for pen Island. On turn 195, pen man began the Pen War by creating a mechanized Inora monster and airdropping it on DESU Island. Although PC98 Island helped quickly dispatch the monster, most of them were in a bad state due to other disasters and a general downturn, leaving DESU Island mostly on its own. Due to this situation, DESU called for a ceasefire and agreed to negotiate with pen Island, resulting in the infamous Treaty of Turn 197. DESU Island was reprimanded by fellow HAPI members due to this, but they lashed out in turn, blaming HAPI for their lackluster response.[[File:Desudamage.png|300px|thumb|Damage on DESU island prior to the war]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although it seemed the war was over on turn 197 with both pen man and DESU reaching an agreement, Chuu Island made a proposal, which was as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. DESU Island rejoins HAPI and becomes a HAPI OTAKU once more&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2. All willing &amp;amp; able islands partake in an assault against pen Island until pen Island is either totally Upchuck&#039;d or...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;3. they surrender and commit to paying back DESU Island the cost of the man-made monster (3000M$) + an additional 1000M$ for being an asshole&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;4. All prior BAI-listed crimes will be written off for any BAI-listed islands that join the fight against pen Island&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although criticized by non-HAPI members as escalating a war that had already ended, DESU Island and all HAPI members nontheless agreed to the proposal and the war proper began. The treaty did not last a single turn. Both HAPI and OTAKU began attacking pen Island. Although pen man was supported by Naked Apron Island and G Island, they both had little firepower and were not able to contribute much. The Great Upchuckian King, who, after the very real Newchuckian Genocide, took refuge at pen Island, also helped pen man with strategy. HAPI&#039;s biggest foe may not have even been pen man himself, as during this time many islands were hit with disasters and monsters, including the first appearance of the Red Inora and Ghost Inora. Although pen man&#039;s oil rig was taken out quite early on, he still had saved a sizeable amount of funds to fuel his war effort. And so, even against seven other islands, pen man held his own until turn 210, when his last city was destroyed by an Iopsdian missile, and his island sank to the bottom of the ocean. Pen man&#039;s current whereabouts are unknown; some believe he went down with his island.&lt;br /&gt;
= Attack on Dnalsi [unfinished] =&lt;br /&gt;
On turn 198, the same turn that the Pen&amp;amp;nbsp;War truly began, Suiseiseki Island launched a surprise attack on Dnalsi Island, who held the top spot in the archipelago. They attacked again on turn 199, which lowered Dnalsi&#039;s rankings and put Suiseiseki Island on the top spot. On turn 200, they recieved the 200-Turn Cup. Dnalsi being a peace loving island started crumbling from continued Suiseiseki bombardment. However around turn 203 Soylent island sent a mecha Inora monster to Suiseiseki Island.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=People%27s_Republic_of_Shotacon_Island&amp;diff=1638</id>
		<title>People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon Island</title>
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		<updated>2023-11-12T07:20:50Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[image:Shotarepublicnotext.png|300px|thumb|National flag of Shotacon Island... h-hawt :o]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon Island&#039;&#039;&#039; (or Shotacon Island, for short) is revered among the [[Heyuri Archipelago]] as a leading power in military and agriculture. Much of its early history is lost to time, but historians agree it was founded some time before the Great Upchuckian War. Shotacon Island is a member of &#039;&#039;&#039;[[HAPI]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, and has close relations with fellow HAPI members [[DESU Island]] and [[Chuu Island]]. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 8pt;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Closer than we&#039;d like to admit~&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before joining HAPI, we were primarily limited to giving [[AIDS]] to our one and only ally at the time, &#039;&#039;&#039;Shota Empire Island&#039;&#039;&#039;. Although its absentee king was a regrettably major reason for its decay, it was hastened by the mass theft of their valuable resources, most of which was graciously gifted and supplied by our own hard working citizens. This was done by the two-faced &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Upchuck Island]]&#039;&#039;&#039;. Initially, we were forgiving and simply asked for compensation for the food that was stolen. But as expected of such thieves, they ignored the request for aid and left the Empire to starve. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
True to their name, Upchuckians are mere waste, and of little use to any society. Hence, &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Upchuck&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Newchuck&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; any island who claims to be the successor to Upchuck Island is considered our sworn enemy, and any attempts for them to rise up shall be met with us swiftly stamping them back into the dirt where they belong. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is no such thing as the Newchuck Genocide. It does not exist, and any questions concerning this supposed &#039;atrocity&#039; are to be ignored.&lt;br /&gt;
== Shota Empire Island ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some time after the founding of our glorious nation, explorers discovered the long forgotten mother country from which our ancestors hailed: Shota Empire Island. Though they were founded on a monarchist government with aims of conquering the world, our government saw a potential ally in them, and put aside our biases. There was peace for a time, with our state providing food to the poor of the empire while their leader was in exile. This peace was not to last, as the evil Upchuckians would soon commit the aforementioned heist.&amp;amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;
== Politics ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although most islands are either monarchies or democracies, ours is a republic with one man at the helm who aims to give his people what they want: SHOTAS! There is only one party, because one party is all that is required for a glorious republic such as ours to prosper. Never mind these silly &#039;two party systems&#039; which only lead to more strife and [[drama]]. Any foolish citizen with dreams of one day becoming a &#039;politician&#039; should consult the nearest officer &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;to be shot&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; educated on why that is not necessary. Our supreme leader founded this nation so all men could fap to [[Shotacon|shota pr0ns]], so no one should question his authority!&lt;br /&gt;
== The Cleansing of Upchuck ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:desu-upchuck-war.png|300px|right|frameless]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On Turn 167, DESU Island requested permission from Chuu Island&#039;s representative to open fire on Newchuck Island&#039;s holdings. Citing the raids on Secret Island carried out against them while their leader was on vacation as &#039;&#039;casus belli&#039;&#039;, DESU artillery had mounted in preparation for attack. Because it was an undeclared war, and Newchuck Island had already been struggling with a little baby economy, enemy missiles were not able to make any progress against the DESU offense. Eager to get back at them for their previous crimes against the Shota Empire and their flippant refusals to accept a peace, our nation soon joined the war effort. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Overwhelmed by a war on two fronts, the &#039;Great&#039; Upchuckian King decided to whine like a little bitch. Feeling pity, our glorious leader decided to relent and generously offer him a truce; pay 2000M in cash and our involvement in the war would cease. Predictably, the King would have none of it and threw two missiles back at our lands. We responded in kind by dropping a bomb on his missile base, lowering the capacity for their island to make war. DESU would take the lead and cleanse the rest of the island of Upchuckian life, while shooting down all missiles Upchuck kept sending. All survivors were expelled from their home and taken in for immigration to DESU lands.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A de facto peace was achieved, as Newchuck Island was incapable of further attacks. Many [[LOLs]] were had at their expense, as DESU and Shotacon relations grew stronger thanks to this collaboration. Ashamed of his incompetence to protect his people, Gestalt Upchuck withdrew from the public eye. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but it has been speculated that he has been granted asylum by pen Island. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== Future ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although our glorious republic has swiftly crushed our enemy with the help of our ally, war is sure to come again. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Until then, we must all do our part to rid the world of Upchuckians wherever they may be sighted. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, what can &#039;&#039;you&#039;&#039; do to help?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Consider the following options:&lt;br /&gt;
*Report Upchuckian refugees to the authorities for [[Guro|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;execution&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span&amp;gt;]] relocation&lt;br /&gt;
*Cut ties with relatives or friends of Upchuckian descent&lt;br /&gt;
*If you yourself are of Upchuckian descent, do not resist arrest&lt;br /&gt;
*Sign up for conscription &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 8pt;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;you might just be needed soon&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Tune in to any news channel &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 8pt;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;it makes no difference, we own all of them&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Follow your government&#039;s orders; we are the only truth that matters&lt;br /&gt;
And remember, there is no such thing as the Newchuck Genocide. It is complete nonsense, and never happened in the history of ever. EVER!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=HAPI&amp;diff=1626</id>
		<title>HAPI</title>
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		<updated>2023-11-07T22:38:59Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[image:Hapi-flag2.png|thumb|Official flag of HAPI.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;HAPI&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;&#039;H&#039;&#039;&#039;eyuri &#039;&#039;&#039;A&#039;&#039;&#039;rchipelago &#039;&#039;&#039;P&#039;&#039;&#039;eace &#039;&#039;&#039;I&#039;&#039;&#039;nitiative) is a multi-island coalition whose stated goal is to support smaller islands in time of need, by way of sending food, financial or military assistance. HAPI is a controversial alliance among the wider Heyuri Archipelago&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In particular, warmongering islands tend to have a more negative disposition toward HAPI. This is speculated to be the result of an inferiority complex because warmonger islands tend to be forever alone, while HAPI is eternally surrounded by friends. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== Why Join HAPI? ==&lt;br /&gt;
Well... because if you don&#039;t, you&#039;re probably a homosexual who enjoys getting raped in teh butt by missiles targeted at your anus. If you join HAPI, we promise to &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;text-decoration: line-through;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;only assrape you when you wear that seductive skirt, you slut&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; prevent any and all kind of [[buttsecks]], consensual or not!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Members ==&lt;br /&gt;
As of 2023/11/08 (turn 197), the current members of HAPI are as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chuu Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Gensokyo Island&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DESU Island|DESU Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iopsd Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Milf Island&lt;br /&gt;
*[[People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Honorary members ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These non-HAPI islands have been recognized for their good deeds:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*1129 Cows Island&lt;br /&gt;
*ANARRU SEKKUSU&lt;br /&gt;
*pen Island&lt;br /&gt;
*Secret Island&lt;br /&gt;
*Suiseiseki Island&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Former members ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Cygnus Island (&#039;&#039;&#039;uninhabited&#039;&#039;&#039; on turn 78 ;_;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== BAI: Blacklist of Asshole Islands ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;BAI&#039;&#039;&#039; is a &amp;quot;list of islands who maek unprovoked and unjustified military attacks against other islands&amp;quot;. This list is determined by HAPI members, rather than the islands listed on it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Currently BAI-listed islands ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of 2023/11/03 (turn 178), the current BAI-listed islands are as follows: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*PC98 Island&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Retard Island (turn 44)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Retard Island (turn 48)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Gonzo Island (turn 71)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Wanker Island (turn 85)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on public masturbation Island (turn 86)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Hiroshima Island (turn 106)&lt;br /&gt;
**&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 107)&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
**&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 108)&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; (repaid ANARRU SEKKUSU 20000 tons of food and 100M$ on turn 111 and turn 112)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Soylent Island (turn 158)&lt;br /&gt;
**Needlessly aimed a pinpoint missile attack against an Inora monster towards as many cities as possible on Chuu Island (turn 162)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 167)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 177)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Nyu Island (turn 178)&lt;br /&gt;
*Wanker Island 2: the cumback Island&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on kewrtes Island (turn 125)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on fuckd Island (turn 172)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Former BAI-listed islands ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jihad Island (uninhabited on turn 84)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Epstein&#039;s Island (turn 52)&lt;br /&gt;
*Newchuck Island (uninhabited on turn 176 due to losing all its population)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 159)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Secret Island (turn 161)&lt;br /&gt;
*pen Island&lt;br /&gt;
**&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;Provided 200000 tons of food aid to Newchuck Island (turn 171)&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; (repaid Newchuck Island&#039;s victim Secret Island 100000 food on turn 173)&lt;br /&gt;
*public masturbation Island (uninhabited)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Milf Island (turn 33)&lt;br /&gt;
*Souseiseki Island (seized on turn 90 by [[Heyuri Intelligence Agency|HIA]], uninhabited on turn 102)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 89)&lt;br /&gt;
*Suiseiseki Island&lt;br /&gt;
**Hacking Public Commune Island&#039;s banks to send 100M$ to themselves (turn 44)&lt;br /&gt;
**Hacking Public Commune Island&#039;s banks to send 300M$ to themselves (turn 49)&lt;br /&gt;
**&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;Unprovoked stealth missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 50)&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 51)&lt;br /&gt;
**Hacking Public Commune Island&#039;s banks to send 200M$ to themselves (turn 58)&lt;br /&gt;
**Hacking Public Commune Island&#039;s banks to send 500M$ to themselves (turn 59)&lt;br /&gt;
**&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;Unprovoked missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 104)&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
**&amp;lt;del&amp;gt;Unprovoked missile attack on ANARRU SEKKUSU Island (turn 105)&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; (repaid ANARRU SEKKUSU Island 1100M$ on turn 118)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Milf Island (turn 108)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Milf Island (turn 111)&lt;br /&gt;
*this is serious mum Island (uninhabited)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Milf Island (turn 34)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Upchuck Island]] (uninhabited by Great Upchuckian King on turn 122 after losing a war against HAPI)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Secret Island (turn 99)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked stealth missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 113)&lt;br /&gt;
**Hacking Shota Empire Island&#039;s banks to send 2155M$ to themselves (turn 117)&lt;br /&gt;
**Hacking Shota Empire Island&#039;s food reserve to send 71600 tons of food to themselves (turn 117)&lt;br /&gt;
*Wanker Island (uninhabited)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked pinpoint missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 20)&lt;br /&gt;
**Hacking Public Commune Island&#039;s missile system to perform an unprovoked missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 20)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Cygnus Island (turn 22)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Milf Island (turn 27)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Milf Island (turn 31)&lt;br /&gt;
**Unprovoked missile attack on Chuu Island (turn 32)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
*On September 24, 2023 (turn 31), a representative of Chuu Island proposed HAPI:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;background-color:#f0f0f0;padding:0.125em;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;[PROPOSAL]&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;Chuu Island representative&#039;&#039;&#039; 2023/09/24(Sun)07:10:16 No.75944&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chuu Island would liek to propose a treaty: the Heyuri Archipelago Peace Initiative (HAPI)!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
HAPI members vow to support other HAPI members during times of need with funds, food, military assistance, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Those who don&#039;t join HAPI? ...well, u mite not get help when u need it :rolleyes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To join, all u need to do is put [HAPI] at the start of ur island&#039;s comment&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*In the same post, Chuu Island&#039;s representative also proposed &#039;&#039;&#039;BAI&#039;&#039;&#039; (&#039;&#039;&#039;B&#039;&#039;&#039;lacklist of &#039;&#039;&#039;A&#039;&#039;&#039;sshole &#039;&#039;&#039;I&#039;&#039;&#039;slands):&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;background-color:#f0f0f0;padding:0.125em;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Also being proposed today is the Blacklist of Asshole Islands (BAI): a list of islands who maek unprovoked and unjustified military attacks against other islands :angry:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BAI-listed islands will be ineligible for HAPI membership, and won&#039;t receive support from HAPI members for any reason until - at a minimum - they&#039;ve paid a sum proportional to the devastation of their crimes to their victims&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Note that HAPI members caught assisting BAI-listed islands will become BAI-listed themselves!&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*An anonymous island leader replied to say that they were &amp;quot;a bit too small for joining any alliance&amp;quot;. Chuu Island&#039;s representative responded:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;background-color:#f0f0f0;padding:0.125em;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;If ur too small to provide help, that&#039;s fine - it&#039;s still worth joining since ur more likely to receive help from those who are less small when u need it ヽ(´ー｀)ノ&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;HAPI&#039;s goal is to cultivate a community culture of cooperation, and to discourage dastardly destruction and douchebaggery. No island left behind... unless they deserve it! :biggrin:&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*On the same day as HAPI&#039;s conception, Gensokyo Island was quick to join, shortly followed by DESU Island, Public Commune Island, and Iopsd Island.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cygnus Island silently joined around the same time, likely due to them being attacked by Wanker Island on turn 32—mere hours after HAPI&#039;s conception.&lt;br /&gt;
*On October 9, 2023 (turn 78), Cygnus Island gave their remaining resources to other HAPI members and abandoned their island. ;_;7&lt;br /&gt;
*On October 17, 2023, Milf Island joined HAPI as a request for assistance against a barrage of attacks towards them from Suiseiseki Island of [[OTAKU]] on turns 108 and 111. After the first HAPI counterattack, Suiseiseki Island swiftly surrendered.&lt;br /&gt;
*On October 18, 2023, Great Upchuckian King revealed that they were the ones behind an unprovoked stealth attack against Chuu Island, which itself was an attempt to stir up the then-growing tensions between HAPI and OTAKU. The first counterattack from HAPI was unsuccessful, with 16 missiles getting neutralized by Upchuck Island&#039;s defense facility. The so-called &amp;quot;[[Upchuck Island#Great Upchuckian War|Great Upchuckian War]]&amp;quot; ensued, with Upchuck Island getting mostly obliterated.&lt;br /&gt;
*On October 19, 2023, Great Upchuckian King announced Upchuck Island&#039;s defeat. Since they still hadn&#039;t paid for their crimes, they remained BAI-listed until Great Upchuckian King abandoned the island on turn 122, promising his revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
*On October 20, 2023, Supreme leader yakuruto!Ekuvj.lnBg announced that the People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon Island had decided to join HAPI. This was due to HAPI &amp;quot;napalming Upchuck Island over their wanton theft of our mother state&#039;s resources&amp;quot;—the &amp;quot;mother state&amp;quot; being Shota Empire Island, who had all their resources stolen by Upchuck Island&#039;s l33t hax0rz on turn 117, and swiftly became uninhabited on turn 120.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1598</id>
		<title>Suigintou Island</title>
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		<updated>2023-11-06T05:29:55Z</updated>

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&#039;&#039;&#039;DESU Island&#039;&#039;&#039; is a island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are members of [[OTAKU]] and [[HAPI]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Demographics ==&lt;br /&gt;
DESU Island&#039;s population is comprised of a Jissouseki slave class, ruled by a Suiseiseki queen. Jissousekis work in Yakult factories all day, and when their expiration date arrives, they become tasty Yakult themselves! It is predicted that Suiseiseki Island was founded by escapee Suiseisekis who didn&#039;t want to participate in this system.&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Founded on turn 17, DESU Island witnessed the birth of both OTAKU and HAPI, and decided to join both.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once a peaceful island that was only interested in creating the coolest layout in all of the archipelago, it all changed during the first [[Upchuck Island|Upchuckian war]] when they grew rather fond of their missile launchers. After TOTALLY PWNING Upchuck Island, a period of peace began. Sadly, Upchuck Island refugees founded Newchuck Island, which DESU Island also PWND! Total DESU DOMINATION desu~!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
DESU Island&#039;s best friends are [[PC98 Island|PC98 Island]], [[People&#039;s Republic_of_Shotacon_Island|People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon Island]], [[Iopsd Island|Iopsd Island]] and [[Chuu Island|Chuu Island]]. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[image:yippekayyaydesu.jpg|300px|thumb|The last thing Upchuckians saw]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1575</id>
		<title>Suigintou Island</title>
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		<updated>2023-11-05T21:00:56Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[File:DESU island flag.png|thumb|DESU island&#039;s flag]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;DESU Island&#039;&#039;&#039; is a island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are members of [[OTAKU]] and [[HAPI]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Demographics ==&lt;br /&gt;
DESU Island&#039;s population is comprised of a Jissouseki slave class, ruled by a Suiseiseki queen. Jissousekis work in Yakult factories all day, and when their expiration date arrives, they become tasty Yakult themselves! It is predicted that Suiseiseki Island was founded by escapee Suiseisekis who didn&#039;t want to participate in this system.&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Founded on turn 17, DESU Island witnessed the birth of both OTAKU and HAPI, and decided to join both.&lt;br /&gt;
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Once a peaceful island that was only interested in creating the coolest layout in all of the archipelago, it all changed during the first [[Upchuck Island|Upchuckian war]] when they grew rather fond of their missile launchers. After TOTALLY PWNING Upchuck Island, a period of peace began. Sadly, Upchuck Island refugees founded Newchuck Island, which DESU Island also PWND! Total DESU DOMINATION desu~!&lt;br /&gt;
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DESU Island&#039;s best friends are [[PC98 Island|PC98 Island]], [[People&#039;s Republic_of_Shotacon_Island|People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon Island]] and [[Chuu Island|Chuu Island]]. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[image:yippekayyaydesu.jpg|300px|thumb|The last thing Upchuckians saw]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1574</id>
		<title>Suigintou Island</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1574"/>
		<updated>2023-11-05T20:54:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: links&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:DESU island flag.png|thumb|DESU island&#039;s flag]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DESU Island&#039;&#039;&#039; is a island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are members of [[OTAKU]] and [[HAPI]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Demographics ==&lt;br /&gt;
DESU Island&#039;s population is comprised of a Jissouseki slave class, ruled by a Suiseiseki queen. Jissousekis work in Yakult factories all day, and when their expiration date arrives, they become tasty Yakult themselves! It is predicted that Suiseiseki Island was founded by escapee Suiseisekis who didn&#039;t want to participate in this system.&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Founded on turn 18, DESU Island witnessed the birth of both OTAKU and HAPI, and decided to join both.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once a peaceful island that was only interested in creating the coolest layout in all of the archipelago, it all changed during the first [[Upchuck Island|Upchuckian war]] when they grew rather fond of their missile launchers. After TOTALLY PWNING Upchuck Island, a period of peace began. Sadly, Upchuck Island refugees founded Newchuck Island, which DESU Island also PWND! Total DESU DOMINATION desu~!&lt;br /&gt;
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DESU Island&#039;s best friends are [[PC98 Island|PC98 Island]], [[People&#039;s Republic_of_Shotacon_Island|People&#039;s Republic of Shotacon Island]] and [[Chuu Island|Chuu Island]]. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[image:yippekayyaydesu.jpg|300px|thumb|The last thing Upchuckians saw]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1569</id>
		<title>Suigintou Island</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1569"/>
		<updated>2023-11-05T18:25:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:DESU island flag.png|thumb|DESU island&#039;s flag]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DESU Island&#039;&#039;&#039; is a island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are members of [[OTAKU]] and [[HAPI]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Demographics ==&lt;br /&gt;
DESU Island&#039;s population is comprised of a Jissouseki slave class, ruled by a Suiseiseki queen. Jissousekis work in Yakult factories all day, and when their expiration date arrives, they become tasty Yakult themselves! It is predicted that Suiseiseki Island was founded by escapee Suiseisekis who didn&#039;t want to participate in this system.&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Once a peaceful island that was only interested in creating the coolest layout in all of the archipelago, it all changed during the first Upchuckian War when they grew rather fond of their missile launchers. After TOTALLY PWNING Upchuck Island, a period of peace began. Sadly, Upchuck Island refugees founded Newchuck Island, which DESU Island also PWND! Total DESU DOMINATION desu~![[image:yippekayyaydesu.jpg|300px|thumb|The last thing Upchuckians saw]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1568</id>
		<title>Suigintou Island</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1568"/>
		<updated>2023-11-05T18:25:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: Undo revision 1567 by Suiseitou (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:DESU island flag.png|thumb|DESU island&#039;s flag]]&lt;br /&gt;
= &#039;&#039;&#039;Desu Island&#039;&#039;&#039; =&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DESU Island&#039;&#039;&#039; is a island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are members of [[OTAKU]] and [[HAPI]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Demographics ==&lt;br /&gt;
DESU Island&#039;s population is comprised of a Jissouseki slave class, ruled by a Suiseiseki queen. Jissousekis work in Yakult factories all day, and when their expiration date arrives, they become tasty Yakult themselves! It is predicted that Suiseiseki Island was founded by escapee Suiseisekis who didn&#039;t want to participate in this system.&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Once a peaceful island that was only interested in creating the coolest layout in all of the archipelago, it all changed during the first Upchuckian War when they grew rather fond of their missile launchers. After TOTALLY PWNING Upchuck Island, a period of peace began. Sadly, Upchuck Island refugees founded Newchuck Island, which DESU Island also PWND! Total DESU DOMINATION desu~![[image:yippekayyaydesu.jpg|300px|thumb|The last thing Upchuckians saw]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1567</id>
		<title>Suigintou Island</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1567"/>
		<updated>2023-11-05T18:24:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DESU Island&#039;&#039;&#039; is a island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are members of [[OTAKU]] and [[HAPI]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Demographics ==&lt;br /&gt;
DESU Island&#039;s population is comprised of a Jissouseki slave class, ruled by a Suiseiseki queen. Jissousekis work in Yakult factories all day, and when their expiration date arrives, they become tasty Yakult themselves! It is predicted that Suiseiseki Island was founded by escapee Suiseisekis who didn&#039;t want to participate in this system.&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Once a peaceful island that was only interested in creating the coolest layout in all of the archipelago, it all changed during the first Upchuckian War when they grew rather fond of their missile launchers. After TOTALLY PWNING Upchuck Island, a period of peace began. Sadly, Upchuck Island refugees founded Newchuck Island, which DESU Island also PWND! Total DESU DOMINATION desu~![[image:yippekayyaydesu.jpg|300px|thumb|The last thing Upchuckians saw]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1566</id>
		<title>Suigintou Island</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1566"/>
		<updated>2023-11-05T18:24:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: /* Desu Island&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:DESU island flag.png|thumb|DESU island&#039;s flag]]&lt;br /&gt;
= &#039;&#039;&#039;Desu Island&#039;&#039;&#039; =&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DESU Island&#039;&#039;&#039; is a island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are members of [[OTAKU]] and [[HAPI]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Demographics ==&lt;br /&gt;
DESU Island&#039;s population is comprised of a Jissouseki slave class, ruled by a Suiseiseki queen. Jissousekis work in Yakult factories all day, and when their expiration date arrives, they become tasty Yakult themselves! It is predicted that Suiseiseki Island was founded by escapee Suiseisekis who didn&#039;t want to participate in this system.&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Once a peaceful island that was only interested in creating the coolest layout in all of the archipelago, it all changed during the first Upchuckian War when they grew rather fond of their missile launchers. After TOTALLY PWNING Upchuck Island, a period of peace began. Sadly, Upchuck Island refugees founded Newchuck Island, which DESU Island also PWND! Total DESU DOMINATION desu~![[image:yippekayyaydesu.jpg|300px|thumb|The last thing Upchuckians saw]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1565</id>
		<title>Suigintou Island</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Suigintou_Island&amp;diff=1565"/>
		<updated>2023-11-05T18:23:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: Extending the DESU lore&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:DESU island flag.png|thumb|DESU island&#039;s flag]]&lt;br /&gt;
= &#039;&#039;&#039;Desu Island&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; =&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;DESU Island&#039;&#039;&#039; is a island in the Heyuri Archipelago. They are members of [[OTAKU]] and [[HAPI]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Demographics ==&lt;br /&gt;
DESU Island&#039;s population is comprised of a Jissouseki slave class, ruled by a Suiseiseki queen. Jissousekis work in Yakult factories all day, and when their expiration date arrives, they become tasty Yakult themselves! It is predicted that Suiseiseki Island was founded by escapee Suiseisekis who didn&#039;t want to participate in this system.&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Once a peaceful island that was only interested in creating the coolest layout in all of the archipelago, it all changed during the first Upchuckian War when they grew rather fond of their missile launchers. After TOTALLY PWNING Upchuck Island, a period of peace began. Sadly, Upchuck Island refugees founded Newchuck Island, which DESU Island also PWND! Total DESU DOMINATION desu~![[image:yippekayyaydesu.jpg|300px|thumb|The last thing Upchuckians saw]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:Yippekayyaydesu.jpg&amp;diff=1564</id>
		<title>File:Yippekayyaydesu.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:Yippekayyaydesu.jpg&amp;diff=1564"/>
		<updated>2023-11-05T18:20:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Suiseitou: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The last thing Upchuckians saw&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Suiseitou</name></author>
	</entry>
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