Heyuri

2024-07-25T06:59:43Z

Penis historian: Undo revision 3719 by Banneduser (talk)

[[File:Heyuri front page.png|alt=|thumb|313x313px|<div style="font-size:25px;text-align:center;">'''Heyuri'''</div>
{|
|'''Type of site'''
|Imageboard
|-
|'''Owner'''
|[[Kaguya]]
|-
|'''URL'''
|[https://www.heyuri.net www.heyuri.net]
|-
|'''Launched'''
|February 2019
|-
|'''NSFW?'''
|Varies
|}
]]

[https://www.heyuri.net Heyuri.net] is an [[imageboard]] created by [[lolico]] in 2019. It was originally hosted on the Heyuri.cf domain and meant to be a P2P filesharing website, but on November 24th 2019 it was relaunched in it's current form as an imageboard. May 25th marks "Heyuri Day", as it was the day when lolico finished his new software rollout, and Heyuri in its traditional sense truly began.

Heyuri has 4 main goals, to be a true "futaba clone", to encourage the creation of [[original content]], to provide a taste of older imageboard culture, and, most importantly, to provide a space for Internet users young and old to discuss the intricacies of PENIS. As one user put it:
<blockquote>''While our old site did have an undeniable "old internet" sentiment to it, and a userbase that bathed in nostalgia like a junkie bathes in opioids, it wasn't trying to emulate old 4chan specifically, as many assumed (and continue to assume) at first glance - at least, not beyond the fact it was an English-language Futaba-clone with an emphasis on anime and internet humor, as well as a couple of old 4chan-derived features that we liked (OK, maybe it was a little old-4chan inspired...)''</blockquote>
While [[kuz]] once said:
<blockquote>''We are NOT a oldfag circlejerk, of the same 5-10 recycled jokes from 15-x years ago. [..] In our eyes it is better to create something yourself that everyone can laugh at that than rehash a joke that you know for sure might get a kick out of a few.''</blockquote>
Despite being a [[Heyuri#Size|relatively small website]], heyuri has an extremely complex, interesting, and layered culture. Due to [[Rule 8|rules]] which have cultivated a very small, tight knit community, the site is full of inside jokes and original content. See: [[Heyuri#Culture|Heyuri Culture]]
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==Boards==
===Current===

*/all/ - Overboard (overboard; displays posts from all imageboards as if they were one HUEG board)
*/a/ - Anime/Manga (imageboard)
*/b/ - [[Off-Topic]] (imageboard)
*/c/ - Anime/Cute (imageboard)
*/h/ - [[Hentai]] (imageboard)
*/jp/ - 日本語/Japan (imageboard)
*/l/ - [[Lolicon]] (imageboard)
*/o/ - [[Oekaki]] (oekaki board)
*/q/ - Site Discussion (imageboard)
*/sw/ - [[Strange World]] ([[Ayashii World|Ayashii]]-style board)
*/lounge/ - Lounge ([[2channel|2ch]]-style board)
*/sjis/ - [[ASCII Art (AA)|SJIS Art]] (2ch-style board; contrary to popular belief, [https://dis.heyuri.net/sjis/ it still exists]!)
*/z/ - '''???'''
*/ - [[Iruyeh|IRUYEH]]

Not boards per se, but other areas of the site:
*cgi.heyuri.net - Heyuri★CGI (houses CGI/Perl BBSes, chats, games, etc.)
**/dating/ - Dating (2-shot chat)
**/vote2/ - Polls (poll board)
**/support/ - Support BBS (YY-BOARD)
**/party2/ - @Party II (RPG game)
**/hakoniwa2/ - Hakoniwa Islands 2 (island-development simulation game)
**/banana/ - Web Banana (word association game)
**/shiritori/ - Web Shiritori (shiritori game)
*up.heyuri.net - 2ちゃん AKA Uploader (uploader boards)
**Everything
**Game Roms
**Guro
**News
**User boards
*wiki.heyuri.net - Heyuri Historical Society (you are here!)
*mattari.heyuri.net - Mattari AA (Ayashii AA creation tool)
*/aatester/ - Simple AA Tester (2ch-type AA creation tool)

===Former===

*/amh/ - [[Anime]], Manga, [[Hentai]] (imageboard)
*/banner/ - Banners (imageboard; any images posted here would automatically become banners)
*/f/ - [[Flash]] (imageboard; took the form of an upload board at several points)
*/g/ - '''lol dunno''' (/g/ was formerly something else before Games but there's no archives, somebody pls find and <del>interrogate</del> ask lolico what it was)
*/g/ - Games (imageboard)
*/g/ - [[Guro]] (imageboard)
*/meta/ - Site Discussion (imageboard)
*/v/ - Video Games (imageboard)
*/y/ - Yeah! (imageboard; based on [[Futaba Channel|Futaba]]'s ''Soudane'' board and soudane function; the default name, subject, and comment were all "Yeah!")
*/ascii/ - Ascii Art (2ch-style board)
*/code/ - Programming (2ch-style board)
*/haiku/ - Haikus (2ch-style board)
*/prog/ - Programming (2ch-style board)
*/world/ - World Politics (2ch-style board)
*/vote/ - Polls (poll board, archived and replaced by /vote2/ on [[Heyuri★CGI]])
*booru.Heyuri.cf - Booru (booru)

==Culture==
Although Heyuri doesn't have an ''official'' topic per se, it is clear to see throughout the site's history that its users are united by their unanimous love of PENIS. Indeed, throughout the years of Heyuri's existence, and the many changes that accompanied, the one thing that has remained constant is the enthusiastic discussion and celebration of this fine specimen of the male anatomy. The focus on PENIS has always been a major factor in Heyuri's success, as the Internet has long been lacking a dedicated site for the discussion of PENIS, a gap which Heyuri fills with expert precision, drawing in many users the world over. While non-PENIS related discussion does occur from time to time as well, it is generally discouraged as it distracts from the primary purpose of the site.

==History==
{{Construction}}
[[File:049.png|none|thumb|Timeline of Heyuri (outdated)]]
As far as the records show, on December 26th, 2018, [[lolico]] registered heyuri.cf. <del>Today</del> Between January 2021–December 2021 (at which point kuz lost access to the heyuri.cf domain), [https://web.archive.org/web/20211207082851/http://heyuri.cf/ heyuri.cf was reverted back to a static version of how booru-era Heyuri looked shortly after lolico created it], but the domain itself has been through a long history of seizures, back and forth ownership and redirects. Lolico originally created the site as a way to sharpen his PHP skills and play around with programming, something he was very new to at the time.

Very little to no interesting things happen during this period.
==The Beginnings==
[[File:Heyuri.cf.png|thumb|200x200px|Heyuri in its beginnings, as a booru-like filehosting service.]]
On 11 November, 2019, Heyuri enters a new phase of life. Spurred on by lolico's need to expand his PHP knowledge further he launches Heyuri as an imageboard, using his imageboard software; sakomoto. The imageboard itself is terribly slow just like other altchans during its time. It also does not have anything resembling modern heyuri, such as [[Rule 8]], [[Tomo]], or board culture.
Fast forward to February 5th, and [[Kuz]] now visits Heyuri. It's during one of these visits that he makes heyuris first and largest Tomo thread. It is around this time that lolico announces that he is looking for a 2nd administrator.
==Golden Era==
[[File:Oldfag day.png|alt=golden era ss|thumb|6/620, or Oldfag Day, as declared by Ryogo Masaki.]]
kuz and lolico run the site as two, and the site increasingly garners attention. Kuz's following on 9chan tags along with him to Heyuri, and this leads to an influx of users, also known as the [[Partybus|party /b/us.]] Namefags and posters alike begin posting on the site, and the PPH reaches well above 100 every day. Tons of OC is made, plans for a huge flash is made, and the overall feeling of the site is positive and optimistic. What could be the worst that could happen? 
==Drama!==
Kuz and Lolico start to argue like two clucking hens.

[[Akima]] makes the drama worse.

Arguments between Kuz and Lolico on Discord are posted to 3chan.

==The long dark==
When Heyuri is taken down, [[StrawberryHeaven]] replaces Heyuri for a time. Eventually, StrawberryHeaven is killed off and Heyuri returns.

Akima is defeated by Perl.

==Revival==
After Heyuri returns, the site begins to pick up speed and [[Fun Heyuri Community Activities]] happen again

Anonwaha

2024-07-25T06:37:10Z

Penis historian: added some crucial contextual information

Notable for his penile shortcomings, [[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] is a Heyurizen who is behind a lot of OC produced on Heyuri. He is not a [[namefag]], but it's easy to spot him when he longposts if you lurk long enough.

He became a staff when [[kaguya]] became Heyuri's new admin after [[Kuz]] stepped down, and was the only person helping him to clean up spam-kun until new staff recruitment on the first anniversary of kaguya's administration. He is currently one of the two full fledged [[Mods|mods]], as opposed to other moderators' janitor permissions (on [[Kokonotsuba]] boards).

He is maintaining the server which [[Perl|CGI]] scripts that will be used on Heyuri are hosted on.

[https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=f&s=3182&c=08&d=40&ff=202204.dat Anonwaha talking about his penis size on Strange World]

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