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Penis

2024-05-24T17:39:29Z

Maxipenis:

{| {| style="margin: 0.5em auto; background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #666; text-align: center;
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| rowspan="2" | [[Image:Pen0z.png]]
| '''This page is about PENIS''' 
|-
|}
[[File:Kok.jpg|thumb|This important local political figure has a reasonably large penis.]]
An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among [[Heyuri]] users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a PENIS. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of [[loli]] and enjoyers of PENIS, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some [[Loli Penis Abuse|overlap]] between the two groups. Certain [[lolicon]]-inclined users have sometimes accused PENIS posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being [[Buttsecks|teh ghey]], however, with one [[Anonwaha|notable exception]], this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the [[Shotacon|odd few]] to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the PENIS for its comedic potential, and enjoy [[Penisposting|posting PENISes]] just [[for teh LULz]].
PENIS can be found not only on the [[Internet]] but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known PENIS owner, you have only to ask, and the PENIS shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your ANUS.
== Places to put The PENIS ==
* [[Wormhole-kun]]
* [[In The Pooper|In The Pooper (・∀・)]]
== Notable PENISes of Heyuri ==
Sources differ on the existence of [[Anonwaha]]'s PENIS. Many believe he is not in possession of one. Other sources claim that it only appears this way because his PENIS is so small as to be invisible to the naked eye. Anonwaha himself maintains that it is a quite respectable [https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=f&s=3182&c=08&d=40&ff=202204.dat 8 inches in length], however he has consistently failed to substantiate any of these claims with '''hard''' evidence. In any case, he has been frequently known delete any and all posts referencing the PENIS, dishing out lengthy bans to the users responsible (thereby further perpetuating Heyuri's already dire PENIS shortage). Why he feels the need to do this is unknown, however our team of expert psychoanalysts theorize that he is highly insecure about his own PENIS (or lack thereof), and chooses to take out these feelings of inadequacy on innocent PENISposters the world over.

Penis

2024-05-24T17:38:51Z

Maxipenis:

{| {| style="margin: 0.5em auto; background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #666; text-align: center;
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Image:Pen0z.png]]
| '''This page is about PENIS''' 
|-
|}
[[File:Kok.jpg|thumb|This important local political figure has a reasonably large penis.]]
An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among [[Heyuri]] users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a PENIS. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of [[loli]] and enjoyers of PENIS, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some [[Loli Penis Abuse|overlap]] between the two groups. Certain [[lolicon]]-inclined users have sometimes accused PENIS posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being [[Buttsecks|teh ghey]], however, with one [[Anonwaha|notable exception]], this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the [[Shotacon|odd few]] to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the PENIS for its comedic potential, and enjoy [[Penisposting|posting PENISes]] just [[for teh LULz]].
PENIS can be found not only on the [[Internet]] but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known PENIS owner, you have only to ask, and the PENIS shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your ANUS.
== Places to put The PENIS ==
* [[Wormhole-kun]]
* [[In The Pooper|In The Pooper (・∀・)]]
== Notable PENISes of Heyuri ==
Sources differ on the existence of [[Anonwaha]]'s PENIS. Many believe he is not in possession of one. Other sources claim that it only appears this way because his PENIS is so small as to be invisible to the naked eye. Anonwaha himself maintains that it is a quite respectable [https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=f&s=3182&c=08&d=40&ff=202204.dat | 8 inches in length], however he has consistently failed to substantiate any of these claims with '''hard''' evidence. In any case, he has been frequently known delete any and all posts referencing the PENIS, dishing out lengthy bans to the users responsible (thereby further perpetuating Heyuri's already dire PENIS shortage). Why he feels the need to do this is unknown, however our team of expert psychoanalysts theorize that he is highly insecure about his own PENIS (or lack thereof), and chooses to take out these feelings of inadequacy on innocent PENISposters the world over.

Penis

2024-05-24T17:37:53Z

Maxipenis:

{| {| style="margin: 0.5em auto; background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #666; text-align: center;
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Image:Pen0z.png]]
| '''This page is about PENIS''' 
|-
|}
[[File:Kok.jpg|thumb|This important local political figure has a reasonably large penis.]]
An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among [[Heyuri]] users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a PENIS. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of [[loli]] and enjoyers of PENIS, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some [[Loli Penis Abuse|overlap]] between the two groups. Certain [[lolicon]]-inclined users have sometimes accused PENIS posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being [[Buttsecks|teh ghey]], however, with one [[Anonwaha|notable exception]], this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the [[Shotacon|odd few]] to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the PENIS for its comedic potential, and enjoy [[Penisposting|posting PENISes]] just [[for teh LULz]].
PENIS can be found not only on the [[Internet]] but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known PENIS owner, you have only to ask, and the PENIS shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your ANUS.
== Places to put The PENIS ==
* [[Wormhole-kun]]
* [[In The Pooper|In The Pooper (・∀・)]]
== Notable PENISes of Heyuri ==
Sources differ on the existence of [[Anonwaha]]'s PENIS. Many believe he is not in possession of one. Other sources claim that it only appears this way because his PENIS is so small as to be invisible to the naked eye. Anonwaha himself maintains that it is a quite respectable [https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=f&s=3182&c=08&d=40&ff=202204.dat| 8 inches in length], however he has consistently failed to substantiate any of these claims with '''hard''' evidence. In any case, he has been frequently known delete any and all posts referencing the PENIS, dishing out lengthy bans to the users responsible (thereby further perpetuating Heyuri's already dire PENIS shortage). Why he feels the need to do this is unknown, however our team of expert psychoanalysts theorize that he is highly insecure about his own PENIS (or lack thereof), and chooses to take out these feelings of inadequacy on innocent PENISposters the world over.

Holy Cock Artifacts of Heyuri

2024-05-16T17:33:01Z

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Penis

2024-05-16T03:47:33Z

Maxipenis:

{| {| style="margin: 0.5em auto; background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #666; text-align: center;
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Image:Pen0z.png]]
| '''This page is about PENIS''' 
|-
|}
[[File:Kok.jpg|thumb|This important local political figure has a reasonably large penis.]]
An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of prestige among [[Heyuri]] users, with a select few having been known to laugh themselves into a comatose state upon only the mere mention of a PENIS. Since the very beginning, Heyuri has been divided between fans of [[loli]] and enjoyers of PENIS, a fierce rivalry that persists to this very day, although there is some [[Loli Penis Abuse|overlap]] between the two groups. Certain [[lolicon]]-inclined users have sometimes accused PENIS posters of flagrant homosexualality, faggotry, and otherwise being [[Buttsecks|teh ghey]], however, with one [[Anonwaha|notable exception]], this is generally not the case. While there are certainly the [[Shotacon|odd few]] to whom the matter is of a more prurient interest, most simply appreciate the PENIS for its comedic potential, and enjoy [[Penisposting|posting PENISes]] just [[for teh LULz]].
PENIS can be found not only on the [[Internet]] but in the real world as well, most commonly in the groin region of a human male. They are typically concealed from public view, but if you find yourself in the company of a known PENIS owner, you have only to ask, and the PENIS shall be revealed unto you, suitably erect, lubricated, and ready to penetrate the depths of your ANUS.
== Places to put The PENIS ==
* [[Wormhole-kun]]
* [[In The Pooper|In The Pooper (・∀・)]]
== Notable PENISes on Heyuri ==
Sources differ on the existence of [[Anonwaha]]'s PENIS. Many believe he is not in possession of one, while others claim that, while extremely small, it is nonetheless extant. In either case, he has been frequently known delete posts referencing the PENIS, and to dish out lengthy bans to the users responsible. Why he feels the need to do this is unknown, however some theories suggest that he is highly insecure about his own PENIS (or lack thereof), and chooses to take out these feelings of inadequacy on innocent PENISposters.

Anonwaha

2024-04-07T00:19:20Z

Maxipenis:

[[User:Anonwaha|Anonwaha]] is a Heyurizen who is behind a lot of OC produced on Heyuri. He is not a [[namefag]], but it's easy to spot him when he longposts if you lurk long enough.

He became a staff when [[kaguya]] became Heyuri's new admin after [[Kuz]] stepped down, and was the only person helping him to clean up spam-kun until new staff recruitment on the first anniversary of kaguya's administration. He is currently the only full fledged [[Mods|mod]], as opposed to other moderators' janitor permissions (on [[Kokonotsuba]] boards).

He is maintaining the server which [[Perl|CGI]] scripts that will be used on Heyuri are hosted on.

[https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=f&s=3182&c=08&d=40&ff=202204.dat Anonwaha talking about his penis size on Strange World*] 

*It should be noted that the claims made in this post are, if not outright fabrication, at the very least highly misleading. While it has been widely documented that there is no shortage of PENIS up Anonwaha's ass, he is notably and severely lacking a PENIS of his own.

Main Page

2024-03-26T23:10:52Z

Maxipenis: Undo revision 3003 by Kaguya (talk)

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User talk:Maxipenis

2024-03-26T17:59:45Z

Maxipenis:

If there are no further objections I would like to restore the PENIS on the main page [[User:Maxipenis|Maxipenis]] ([[User talk:Maxipenis|talk]]) 17:59, 26 March 2024 (UTC)

why shouldn't the main page mention PENIS? I think it demonstrates the proper spirit [[User:Maxipenis|Maxipenis]] ([[User talk:Maxipenis|talk]]) 20:32, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Maxipenis

2024-03-24T20:32:19Z

Maxipenis:

why shouldn't the main page mention PENIS? I think it demonstrates the proper spirit [[User:Maxipenis|Maxipenis]] ([[User talk:Maxipenis|talk]]) 20:32, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Maxipenis

2024-03-24T20:32:03Z

Maxipenis:

why shouldn't the main page mention PENIS? I think it demonstrates the proper spirit[[User:Maxipenis|Maxipenis]] ([[User talk:Maxipenis|talk]]) 20:32, 24 March 2024 (UTC)

User talk:Maxipenis

2024-03-24T20:31:34Z

Maxipenis: Created page with "why shouldn't the main page mention PENIS? I think it demonstrates the proper spirit"

why shouldn't the main page mention PENIS? I think it demonstrates the proper spirit

Main Page

2024-03-23T17:01:42Z

Maxipenis: Undo revision 3001 by Anonwaha (talk)

Main Page

2024-03-22T21:57:12Z

Maxipenis: Undo revision 2996 by Kaguya (talk)

Penis

2024-03-15T04:19:43Z

Maxipenis:

Loli Penis Abuse

2024-03-15T02:36:55Z

Maxipenis:

{| {| style="margin: 0.5em auto; background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #666; text-align: center;
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Image:Pen0z.png]]
| '''This page is about PENIS''' 
|-
|}
[[Heyurian|Heyurians]] keep coming back to [[Heyuri]] even though [[Loli|lolis]] attack their [[Penis|penises]] and balls with shoes and sharp implements

There was one time when [https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=677 a loli penis abuse oekaki from Heyuri showed up on GUROchan with more details]

==Gallery==
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="300" heights="300">
File:1651312872513.jpg
File:1652200890522.jpg
File:Bam bam BAM.jpg
File:OB1639293242337.png|We even make [[Oekaki]] about it
File:OB1639340807353.png
</gallery>

Penisposting

2024-03-15T02:35:49Z

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Penis

2024-03-15T00:27:54Z

Maxipenis:

Penis

2024-03-14T23:28:25Z

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Penis

2024-03-14T23:27:24Z

Maxipenis: Created page with "{| {| style="margin: 0.5em auto; background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #666; text-align: center; |- | rowspan="2" | Image:Pen0z.png | '''This page is about PENIS''' |- |} This important local political figure has a reasonable large penis. An object of insatiable desire to some. A source of endless hilarity to others. The male genitælia has always held a certain degree of pres..."

File:Kok.jpg

2024-03-14T23:24:58Z

Maxipenis:

A penis of somewhat above average size

Main Page

2024-03-14T21:26:17Z

Maxipenis:

Loli Penis Abuse

2024-01-10T16:27:26Z

Maxipenis:

{| {| style="margin: 0.5em auto; background: #FFF; border: 1px solid #666; text-align: center;
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Image:Pen0z.png]]
| '''This page is about PENIS''' 
|-
|}
[[Heyurian|Heyurians]] keep coming back to [[Heyuri]] even though [[Loli|lolis]] attack their penises and balls with shoes and sharp implements

There was one time when [https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=677 a loli penis abuse oekaki from Heyuri showed up on GUROchan with more details]

==Gallery==
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="300" heights="300">
File:1651312872513.jpg
File:1652200890522.jpg
File:Bam bam BAM.jpg
File:OB1639293242337.png|We even make [[Oekaki]] about it
File:OB1639340807353.png
</gallery>

Shotacon

2024-01-10T16:26:35Z

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Buttsecks

2024-01-10T16:26:06Z

Maxipenis: added teh PENIS banner

Penisposting

2024-01-10T16:24:41Z

Maxipenis: added teh PENIS banner

Template:Penis

2024-01-10T16:20:07Z

File:Pen0z.png

2024-01-10T16:08:24Z

Maxipenis:

teh p3n0rz!!1

Penisposting

2023-10-23T19:08:59Z

Maxipenis: Created page with "An example of PENISposting The act of replying to every thread with the word "PENIS", or with a copy of the OP's post with certain words replaced with "PENIS", or, on some rare occasions, "VAGINA". Penisposters tend to be enormous faggots."

[[File:Penis.jpg|thumb|alt=PENIS|An example of PENISposting]]
The act of replying to every thread with the word "PENIS", or with a copy of the OP's post with certain words replaced with "PENIS", or, on some rare occasions, "VAGINA". Penisposters tend to be [[Awwfag|enormous faggots]].

File:Penis.jpg

2023-10-23T19:07:32Z

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Penisposting observed in the wild