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Introduction To Mayhem

2024-02-12T20:30:16Z

Kurt Cobain:

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THE INTRODUCTION TO MAYHEM IS UPON YOU ALL..<br>…..WE ARE ANARCHY, MAYHEM, DESTRUCTION, AND RAPE!<br>….……SO GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER!

[[File: primer.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|introduction]]

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m049.mp3

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Introduction To Mayhem

2024-02-12T06:10:05Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
THE INTRODUCTION TO MAYHEM IS UPON YOU ALL..<br>…..WE ARE ANARCHY, MAYHEM, DESTRUCTION, AND RAPE!<br>….……SO GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER!

[[File: primer.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|introduction]]

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m049.mp3

File:Primer.jpeg

2024-02-12T06:09:48Z

Kurt Cobain:

Introduction To Mayhem

2024-02-12T06:08:41Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
THE INTRODUCTION TO MAYHEM IS UPON YOU ALL..<br>…..WE ARE ANARCHY, MAYHEM, DESTRUCTION, AND RAPE!<br>….……SO GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER!

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m049.mp3

Introduction To Mayhem

2024-02-12T06:02:43Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
THE INTRODUCTION TO MAYHEM IS UPON YOU ALL..<br>…..WE ARE ANARCHY, MAYHEM, DESTRUCTION, AND RAPE!<br>….……SO GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER

Introduction To Mayhem

2024-02-12T06:02:09Z

Kurt Cobain:

THE INTRODUCTION TO MAYHEM IS UPON YOU ALL..<br>…..WE ARE ANARCHY, MAYHEM, DESTRUCTION, AND RAPE!<br>….……SO GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER

Introduction To Mayhem

2024-02-12T06:01:32Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]
THE INTRODUCTION TO MAYHEM IS UPON YOU ALL

WE ARE ANARCHY, MAYHEM, DESTRUCTION, AND RAPE!<br>….……SO GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER!

Introduction To Mayhem

2024-02-12T06:00:51Z

Kurt Cobain: Created page with "Category: Hakoniwa Islands THE INTRODUCTION TO MAYHEM IS UPON YOU ALL WE ARE ANARCHY, MAYHEM, DESTRUCTION, AND RAPE. ………SO GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER!"

[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]
THE INTRODUCTION TO MAYHEM IS UPON YOU ALL
WE ARE ANARCHY, MAYHEM, DESTRUCTION, AND RAPE.
………SO GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER!

Homestuck island Island

2024-02-12T05:57:40Z

Kurt Cobain:

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Homestuck island Island is the gayest Island in the Archipelago, with their main export being anal sex and loving yaoi. It is inhabited by strange white and grey creatures. whom are often lacking in arms.
[[File:Homestuckislandisland.png|thumb]]
== Very cool island ==
Their propaganda department is all powerful, shipping out massive amounts of highly entertaining web comics, much to the delight of all islanders, except Columbine (Now ded)
Due to their efforts, they enjoy close relations with [[Iopsd Island]], aswell as being a member in some capacity of [[OTAKU]] through the Gaijin Otaku Pact (Gay Anal Sex)
== In defense of being added to the HAPI BAI list ==
[[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Republic Of_Columbine_Island|Columbine island]] [[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Homestuck Shooting|bombed me randomly]] and I never forgave him. His sins carry onto [[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=THE FOOKEN_FURY|FOOKEN ISLAND]] or whatever the name of it is. I bombed him twice, once for homestuck, and once for gay anal sex. I even warned everybody I was going to do it ahead of time. "Gay anal sex on turn 550" you can quote me on that one. I personally don't think that was unprovoked or unjustified<span> because he bombed me to get onto that list. and even then he bombed me because he has a secret love of gay anal sex and I told everybody about it. HAPI has a misunderstanding of our love/hate relationship between me and the owner of fooken island and I think we should be removed off the list because we frequently have passionate make-up sex after we bomb each other islands. </span>
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LIES
(This edit right here is proof that we do in fact have gay sex, it's just that he doesn't want you guys to know about it and is trying to cover up the fact that he is also the bottom 95% of the time)

I AM A 5’2 BOTTOM TWINK, BUDDY!<br>^ 

STOP EDITING MY SHIT, PUNK ASS, I AM MANLY, AND I AM NOT CROSSPLAYING AS MIKU AS I SPEAK.

[[File:Homestuck with green stars.gif]]

Homestuck island Island

2024-02-10T01:28:57Z

Kurt Cobain:

Homestuck island Island

2024-02-07T02:04:58Z

Kurt Cobain:

Upchuck Island

2024-02-03T08:58:45Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:Upchuckisland.png|300px|thumb|The original Upchuck Island after being bombed around Turn 117]]
Upchuck Island is widely believed to be the greatest civilization in the Heyuri Archipelago. Formally founded on turn 23, the first Upchuck Island quickly rose to fame and power. Before taking a larger role in the archipelago, Upchuck Island was made up of a few unaffiliated villages. They were all brought together under a single rule by '''Gestalt Upchuck''' (born on turn -27,740), a dashing young man full of life and ambition. His favorite book is ''The Curse of the Cheese Pyramid'' by Geronimo Stilton. Gestalt Upchuck is a man of great achievement, having advanced the archipelago in many ways:
*First person to make a wiki page of their island<br>
*First (and only) to guess an island's password and steal all of their stuff!
*Second to engage in all-out war against HAPI (the Wankerman was the first)<br>
*First to b0rk the table on the War of the First Coalition page
Upchuck is known for his scheming villainy, and his constant antagonizing of HAPI, whom he seeks to one day prevail over. As of Turn 500, Upchuck has owned four islands: Upchuck Island, Newchuck Island, G Island, and Chrono Island.
[[image:Upchuckreal.png|300px|thumb|The man himself.]]
== Newchuck Island ==

After the sinking of Upchuck Island in the great war (see below), the king and the survivors fled and took refuge on PC98 Island. There they bided their time until a new, practically uninhabited island was discovered. The great king and his subjects sailed there and claimed it for themselves; they would start anew. Although it was decided to call the island '''Newchuck Island''', the people still referred to themselves as Upchuckians. However, this new island would not last long. To get a quick gain in population, they bombed the then-inactive Secret Island, which put Newchuck on the BAI. This gave HAPI the excuse they needed to bomb Newchuck. It was destroyed on turn 176 (see below).

== Culture ==
[[image:Upchuck.png|300px|thumb|Upchuck national flag '''BLEURRGHH!''']]

The Upchuckians are a proud and strong people. Many other peoples in the archipelago envy their prowess and good looks. A favorite pastime of the Upchuckians is a game called Chuckster. It involves two or more participants who arrange themselves in a line. They then compete to see who can upchuck the greatest distance.

Because of the Upchuckians willfullness and penchant for creating chaos, they are disliked by many islands. Upchuckians have a particular distaste for Iopsdians, because Lucky Star is awful. Guro fetishism is a capital offense on Upchuck Island. If anyone is found out to like that kind of thing, they are sentenced to death; usually by lynching, public stoning, or crucifixion.

== Cuisine ==

Upchuckians are well-known in the archipelago for their strange yet scrumptious cuisine. Many of their dishes are made using grape jam and sclungus.

== Great Upchuckian War ==

[[image:upchuckwar.png|300px|right|thumb]]

Upchuck Island would meet its most pressing challenge in the form of the terrible HAPI alliance, made up of scoundrels and lowlifes who wanted to prevent Upchuck from bombing random islands. It all started on turn 105 when Suiseiseki Island and PC98 Island of the OTAKU alliance started bombing ANARRU SEKKUSU Island. In the ensuing chaos, attacks by OTAKU were made on Milf Island, heightening tension and resulting in the milfs joining the HAPI alliance. Seeing this, Suiseiseki Island ''very'' quickly surrendered like a complete coward. Meanwhile, Gestalt Upchuck had planned to use the chaos to cause some trouble of his own, by launching stealth missiles at Chuu Island. Unfortunately, Suiseiseki giving up like an idiot loser meant all HAPI's attention was turned to the origin of the stealth missiles; it was quickly discovered that Upchuck Island launched them. Oops.

Thus Gestalt Upchuck owned up to his actions and warned HAPI to back down; they did not. A great firefight ensued, one of such great magnitude that had never been seen in the archipelago before. First, DESU Island attacked, then five other members of HAPI soon began firing missiles in great quantities at Upchuck Island. HAPI's attacks were answered with Upchuckian missiles, which killed tens of thousands on Iopsd Island. Upchuck's defense facility prevented much damage and luckily missed being hit for a long time. However, eventually one of Gensokyo Island's pinpoint missiles would strike true, destroying the facility and leaving the island open to attack.

After that, it was all but over. The island itself could not withstand barrages from 6 islands (Secret Island joined in too because Upchuck randomly attacked them some time before). A secret Upchuckian operation to steal all of Shota Empire's funds and food proved to only prolong the island's demise. Eventually, Upchuck Island itself sunk beneath the waters of the ocean...

== DESU War of Aggression and the Newchuck Genocide ==

After Upchuck Island sunk, tensions in the archipelago lightened, and peace once again reigned. However, when Newchuck Island was founded some time after, tensions once again rose. The mere presence of such a powerful and cool island frightened some HAPI members. Among these was DESU Island. In an effort to gain population more quickly, the Upchuckian King decided to bomb the inactive Secret Island. However, this move gave HAPI the excuse it needed to attack Newchuck, as bombing any island, even ones that have been inactive, gets you on the BAI (which is a stupid rule). On turn 168, DESU Island began bombing Newchuck Island. People's Republic of Shotacon, upset over the Upchuck's previous thievery of Shota Empire Island's resources, also joined in. Newchuck Island, only having been formally founded some twenty-odd turns earlier, had very little in the way of resources to fight back. But fight the Upchuckians did. Rex of PC98 attempted to stop the fighting, but was met with threats from DESU Island, a member of both HAPI and OTAKU. DESU Island continued bombing Newchuck Island, laying waste to it. Pen Island sent food aid to Newchuck, as well as attempted to stop the fighting. This led to increasing tensions between HAPI and pen man, and may have been a contributing factor to the[[Turmoil of Turn 200|Pen War]]

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The Upchuckians, refusing to surrender to such a wretch as DESU, was bombed until nothing remained. It sank on turn 176. The Great Upchuckian King and his surviving subjects took refuge on pen Island. After the destruction of pen Island during the Turmoil of Turn 200, Upchuck and pen escaped the sinking island in a rickety boat and were stuck at sea for many turns. Eventually they landed on the island that would become G Island. Penman soon left on his own and found his own island with he called leprechaun Island.
== G Island ==

After the Newchuckian Genocide, Upchuck determined that to make it in the archipelago he needed to get off the radar, and so took on a disguise and started calling himself "G-man." Although his cover was almost blown when he tried to help penman during the Pen War, "G-man's" true identity remained hidden as he expanded his new island. Only a few island leaders suspected who he really was. His identity was finally revealed during the beginning stages of the Great Archipelago War, when AGGRO's communication code was cracked by HAPI members.

G Island was sunk on Turn 499, after having a total of 219 missiles from HAPI launched at it over the course of nearly 30 turns.[[image:Gflag.png|300px|thumb|G Island's flag]]

== Alliances ==

=== Wank ===

Upchuck joined the NCA as the second member on around Turn 40, making Upchuck and THE WANKERMAN part of one of the earliest and longest-running alliances in the entire archipelago. Not to mention, the coolest. They are still good friends, the wankermans actual identity could be Yngwie Malmsteen.

=== Berrychuck ===

Berrychuck!

[[image:ChronoFlag.png|300px|thumb|Chrono Island's flag. The most well-designed yet.]]

[[image:genocide.jpg|600px|left|thumb|DESU Island's comment after most Newchuckian cities were completely destroyed]]

THE FOOKEN FURY

2024-02-03T08:47:40Z

Kurt Cobain: Created page with "Category:Hakoniwa Islands THE FOOKEN FLAG OF FOOKEN FURY ISLAND!! The speculated mythical event of FOOKEN FURY ISLANDS owner, Yngwie Malmsteen, RELEASING THE FOOKEN FURY!!! This has only happened once, in 1988, on a plane to Tokyo, Japan, and it killed up to 3000 people. “YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE FOOKIN FURY!!” - Yngwie Malmsteen"

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:FOOKEN_FURY_FLAG.png|500px|thumb|left|THE FOOKEN FLAG OF FOOKEN FURY ISLAND!!]]
The speculated mythical event of FOOKEN FURY ISLANDS owner, Yngwie Malmsteen, RELEASING THE FOOKEN FURY!!!
This has only happened once, in 1988, on a plane to Tokyo, [[Japan]], and it killed up to 3000 people.
“YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE FOOKIN FURY!!” - Yngwie Malmsteen

File:FOOKEN FURY FLAG.png

2024-02-03T08:42:07Z

Kurt Cobain: THE FOOKEN FURY

== Summary ==
THE FOOKEN FURY

People's Republic of Makkudonarudo

2024-01-28T03:05:49Z

Kurt Cobain: /* Diplomacy */

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:PRMFlag.png|thumb|alt=People's Republic of Makkudonarudo Flag|People's Republic of Makkudonarudo flag. Ran, ran, ruuu!]]
The '''People's Republic of Makkudonarudo''' is an island in the [[Heyuri Archipelago]], and the creator of the '''[[PFA]]'''. The island is under a socialist regime led by [[poptan]], who is notable for being a creator of Heyuri OC and a [[Pedophile Faggot with AIDS]].

== History ==
=== Poptan's Discovery of the Island ===
After being politely asked by Heyurizens to leave the Heyuri Mainland for creating the WORST THREAD EVER, along with generally being incredibly dense, Poptan built a boat out of straws, anime DVDs, and a boat and sailed into the Hakoniwan Heyuri Archipelago alone. He sailed for approximately twenty days and twenty-one nights, until he reached the northernmost island in the Heyuri Archipelago on turn 468, of which most thought of as uninhabited. It is a smaller island with all-around cold temperature with a diverse landscape, featuring forests, some mountains and meadows.

This "uninhabited island" turned out, to in fact, have people living there. There was an entirely different race that lived there for possibly hundreds of turns, that came to be called the [[Tungjei]]. It is said Poptan came ashore to a fishing village of seven tungjei, of which Poptan claims to have looked "malnourished and defeated." Despite this, they took Poptan in and fed him a fish luncheon, of which was later found to be highly radioactive due to SOMEBODY dumping barrels of toxic waste into the ocean and mutating the fish. This thoroughly explains why the tungjei are both starving and completely fucking retarded.

During this meal, Poptan explained to the tungjei his ideas of starting a brand new world, one "without the hardships of class disparity and imperialism, but with anime and McDonald's." They had no idea what anime or McDonald's was, nor class disparity, nor imperialism, but they were utterly fascinated by Poptan's gaudy hairstyle and decided that whatever he was saying had to be true. That day, the tungjei took Poptan with them into the main village inland and had him repeat what he said to them. This was Poptan's first actual "speech," per se, of which he rattled off communist talking points and the full McDonald's menu front to back from memory for a full thirty minutes. The crowd was enthralled with the power behind his voice, along with the autism oozing from his being, so that even if nobody could understand what he was saying, the tungjei celebrated and informally declared Poptan to be the Supreme Leader... of the people, of course!

[[image:Summitphoto.png|thumb|Poptan seen with his appointed munitions manager at the celebration of increasing military power.]]
=== Official Beginning ===
On Turn 469, the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo was formally established with a functional base political and economics system and was officially recognized as a state. This was celebrated with the holding of Poptan's most famous speech to date, of which some quotes made its way into [[Quotations from Chairman Poptan]].

On turn 470, the first large-scale agricultural farm was built. Due to the generous exports from allied nations, potatoes were able to be introduced to the farming ecosystem. Poptan claims so this was so they could make their own french fries. Another celebration was held, no speeches but a good time with food and music.

On turn 471, the first ever factory was built. To this day nobody has stepped foot in it...!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

[[image:PFAflag.png|thumb|Official flag of the PFA.]]
=== Formation of the PFA ===
The [[People's Force of Action]], also known as the People's Force of Alliance, People's Friendship Alliance, Penis Frotting Association, and Pedophile Faggots with AIDS, is an organization Poptan keeps saying he'll start but hasn't... YET!

[[image:PropPoster.png|thumb|Propaganda poster from the beginning of the PRM's conception, circa Turn 470.]]
== Ideology ==
The People's Republic of Makkudonarudo follows the ideology of [[Anime McDonald's Communism]] and [[Marxist-Poppuist Thought]], two branches of Marxist communism Poptan made up one time when he was reading fringe commie internet forums. It follows the base communist beliefs of workers owning the means of production and the abolishment of a class structure among other things, but it is different in that this version has anime and McDonald's, two things beloved by Poptan. Poptan has gone on record saying he was afraid for revolution as he was wondering if the revolutionary comrades would leave behind anime and McDonald's in its wake, so he decided on making sure this would not happen with the establishment of a new belief system.

It upholds the three key points of Anime McDonald's Communism: Love, Anime, and McDonald's. This is often used as a slogan for the [[Anime McDonald's Communist Party]] and represents the three stars on the flag. Followers tend to watch much anime and eat McDonald's from time to time. Since an actual McDonald's has not been built in the PRM, Poptan taught the people how to make food that is vaguely similar to McDonald's, the people seemed to enjoy it so it has kept up. There are also no DVD/Blu-Ray players or VCRs or cable or broadband or computers with internet, so citizens cannot watch anime either. They are relegated to staring at the pictures on the DVD cases.

== Diplomacy ==
Here is a list of islands that the People's Republic of Makkudonarudo recognizes and their stance on each of them:
*Shotacon Island: +5
*Suigintou Island +4
*Chuu Island: +3
*1129 Cows Island: +2
*Gensokyo Island: +1
*Clover Island: +1
*Nau Heaven Island: +1
*Republic of Nan Island: +1
*Secret Island: +1
*Dnalsi Island: +0
*Soylent Island: +0
*Parch Moon Island: +0
*Iopsd Island: +0
*Pen Island: +0
*OS-Tan Shogunate Island: -3
*Shinobu Island: -4
*[[Republic Of Columbine Island]]: -4

Pez & Perthlord

2024-01-27T15:28:24Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category: Heyuri Couples]]
Pez X Perthlord is the newest and cutest heyuri ship, with 2 tsuns, perthlord, and Pez.
[[File:Perthxpen.png|thumb|so cute!]]

File:Perthxpen.png

2024-01-27T15:20:00Z

Kurt Cobain:

Category:Heyuri Couples

2024-01-27T14:50:21Z

Kurt Cobain: Created blank page

Pez & Perthlord

2024-01-27T14:49:30Z

Kurt Cobain: Created page with "Category: Heyuri Couples Pez X Perthlord is the newest and cutest heyuri ship, with 2 tsuns, perthlord, and Pez."

[[Category: Heyuri Couples]]
Pez X Perthlord is the newest and cutest heyuri ship, with 2 tsuns, perthlord, and Pez.

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-27T01:14:36Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:RCI flag.png|thumb|Teh Columbine Island Flag.
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m037.mp3 Rise for the anthem, faggots!]]
Columbine Island is a New Island ran by chairman dylan klebold, and prime minister Eric Harris, its a military dictatorship, which is located near lopsd and shinobu island, every 2 minutes on columbine island, a mass shooting happens.

AND ITS NOT A PHASE, MOM!!

Alliances:

[[AGGRO]]

[[NCA]]

[[SHOOTERS]]

army theme: https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m036.wav 

Dark. Light. God. Lucifer. Heaven. Hell. <u>GOOD</u>. <u>BAD</u>. Yes, the ever-lasting contrast. Since existance has known, the 'fight' between good & evil has continued. Obviously, this fight can never end. Good things turn bad, bad things become good, the 'people' on the earth see it as a battle they can win. <u>HA</u> fuckin morons. If people looked at History, they would see what happens. I think, too much, I understand, I am <u>GOD</u> compared to some of these un-existable, brainless zombies. Yet, the actions of them interest me, like a kid w. a new toy. Another contrast, more of a paradox, actually, like the advanced go for the undevelopeds realm, while <u>some</u> of the morons become everything dwellers - but, exceptions to every rule, & this is a BIG exception - most morons never change - they never decide to live in the 'everything' frame of mind.<br><div>Laterz…</div><div><<-VoDkA->></div>

Rumour has it, that this is just another ploy by wankerman.

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-27T01:12:10Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:RCI flag.png|thumb|Teh Columbine Island Flag.
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m037.mp3 Rise for the anthem, faggots!]]
Columbine Island is a New Island ran by chairman dylan klebold, and prime minister Eric Harris, its a military dictatorship, which is located near lopsd and shinobu island, every 2 minutes on columbine island, a mass shooting happens.

Alliances:

[[AGGRO]]

[[NCA]]

[[SHOOTERS]]

army theme: https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m036.wav 

Dark. Light. God. Lucifer. Heaven. Hell. <u>GOOD</u>. <u>BAD</u>. Yes, the ever-lasting contrast. Since existance has known, the 'fight' between good & evil has continued. Obviously, this fight can never end. Good things turn bad, bad things become good, the 'people' on the earth see it as a battle they can win. <u>HA</u> fuckin morons. If people looked at History, they would see what happens. I think, too much, I understand, I am <u>GOD</u> compared to some of these un-existable, brainless zombies. Yet, the actions of them interest me, like a kid w. a new toy. Another contrast, more of a paradox, actually, like the advanced go for the undevelopeds realm, while <u>some</u> of the morons become everything dwellers - but, exceptions to every rule, & this is a BIG exception - most morons never change - they never decide to live in the 'everything' frame of mind.<br><div>Laterz…</div><div><<-VoDkA->></div>
PUBLIC ENEMYS/FUKKEN PREPZ:
ANONWAHA
YAKURUTO
NAU
AND EVERY OTHER NIGGER
Rumour has it, that this is just another ploy by wankerman.

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-27T01:11:34Z

Kurt Cobain: Undo revision 2475 by Snax (talk)

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:RCI flag.png|thumb|Teh Columbine Island Flag.
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m037.mp3 Rise for the anthem, faggots!]]
Columbine Island is a New Island ran by chairman dylan klebold, and prime minister Eric Harris, its a military dictatorship, which is located near lopsd and shinobu island, every 2 minutes on columbine island, a mass shooting happens.

Alliances:

[[AGGRO]]

[[NCA]]

[[SHOOTERS]]

army theme: https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m036.wav 

Dark. Light. God. Lucifer. Heaven. Hell. <u>GOOD</u>. <u>BAD</u>. Yes, the ever-lasting contrast. Since existance has known, the 'fight' between good & evil has continued. Obviously, this fight can never end. Good things turn bad, bad things become good, the 'people' on the earth see it as a battle they can win. <u>HA</u> fuckin morons. If people looked at History, they would see what happens. I think, too much, I understand, I am <u>GOD</u> compared to some of these un-existable, brainless zombies. Yet, the actions of them interest me, like a kid w. a new toy. Another contrast, more of a paradox, actually, like the advanced go for the undevelopeds realm, while <u>some</u> of the morons become everything dwellers - but, exceptions to every rule, & this is a BIG exception - most morons never change - they never decide to live in the 'everything' frame of mind.<br><div>Laterz…</div><div><<-VoDkA->></div>
PUBLIC ENEMYS/FUKKEN PREPZ:
ANONWAHA
YAKURUTO
NAU
AND EVERY OTHER NIGGER

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-26T12:20:55Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:RCI flag.png|thumb|Teh Columbine Island Flag.
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m037.mp3 Rise for the anthem, faggots!]]
Columbine Island is a New Island ran by chairman dylan klebold, and prime minister Eric Harris, its a military dictatorship, which is located near lopsd and shinobu island, every 2 minutes on columbine island, a mass shooting happens.

Alliances:

[[AGGRO]]

[[NCA]]

[[SHOOTERS]]

army theme: https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m036.wav 

Dark. Light. God. Lucifer. Heaven. Hell. <u>GOOD</u>. <u>BAD</u>. Yes, the ever-lasting contrast. Since existance has known, the 'fight' between good & evil has continued. Obviously, this fight can never end. Good things turn bad, bad things become good, the 'people' on the earth see it as a battle they can win. <u>HA</u> fuckin morons. If people looked at History, they would see what happens. I think, too much, I understand, I am <u>GOD</u> compared to some of these un-existable, brainless zombies. Yet, the actions of them interest me, like a kid w. a new toy. Another contrast, more of a paradox, actually, like the advanced go for the undevelopeds realm, while <u>some</u> of the morons become everything dwellers - but, exceptions to every rule, & this is a BIG exception - most morons never change - they never decide to live in the 'everything' frame of mind.<br><div>Laterz…</div><div><<-VoDkA->></div>
PUBLIC ENEMYS/FUKKEN PREPZ:
ANONWAHA
YAKURUTO
NAU
AND EVERY OTHER NIGGER

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-26T06:32:08Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:RCI flag.png|thumb|Teh Columbine Island Flag.
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m037.mp3 Rise for the anthem, faggots!]]
Columbine Island is a New Island ran by chairman dylan klebold, and prime minister Eric Harris, its a military dictatorship, which is located near lopsd and shinobu island, every 2 minutes on columbine island, a mass shooting happens.

Alliances:

[[AGGRO]]

[[NCA]]

[[SHOOTERS]]

army theme: https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m036.wav 

Dark. Light. God. Lucifer. Heaven. Hell. <u>GOOD</u>. <u>BAD</u>. Yes, the ever-lasting contrast. Since existance has known, the 'fight' between good & evil has continued. Obviously, this fight can never end. Good things turn bad, bad things become good, the 'people' on the earth see it as a battle they can win. <u>HA</u> fuckin morons. If people looked at History, they would see what happens. I think, too much, I understand, I am <u>GOD</u> compared to some of these un-existable, brainless zombies. Yet, the actions of them interest me, like a kid w. a new toy. Another contrast, more of a paradox, actually, like the advanced go for the undevelopeds realm, while <u>some</u> of the morons become everything dwellers - but, exceptions to every rule, & this is a BIG exception - most morons never change - they never decide to live in the 'everything' frame of mind.<br><div>Laterz…</div><div><<-VoDkA->></div>

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-26T06:31:40Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:302px;">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:RCI_flag.png ]<div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:RCI_flag.png]</div>Teh Columbine Island Flag. [https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m037.mp3 https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m037.mp3] Rise for the anthem, faggots!</div></div></div>
[[File:RCI flag.png|thumb|Teh Columbine Island Flag.
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m037.mp3 Rise for the anthem, faggots!]]
Columbine Island is a New Island ran by chairman dylan klebold, and prime minister Eric Harris, its a military dictatorship, which is located near lopsd and shinobu island, every 2 minutes on columbine island, a mass shooting happens.

Alliances:

[[AGGRO]]

[[NCA]]

[[SHOOTERS]]

army theme: https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m036.wav 

Dark. Light. God. Lucifer. Heaven. Hell. <u>GOOD</u>. <u>BAD</u>. Yes, the ever-lasting contrast. Since existance has known, the 'fight' between good & evil has continued. Obviously, this fight can never end. Good things turn bad, bad things become good, the 'people' on the earth see it as a battle they can win. <u>HA</u> fuckin morons. If people looked at History, they would see what happens. I think, too much, I understand, I am <u>GOD</u> compared to some of these un-existable, brainless zombies. Yet, the actions of them interest me, like a kid w. a new toy. Another contrast, more of a paradox, actually, like the advanced go for the undevelopeds realm, while <u>some</u> of the morons become everything dwellers - but, exceptions to every rule, & this is a BIG exception - most morons never change - they never decide to live in the 'everything' frame of mind.<br><div>Laterz…</div><div><<-VoDkA->></div>

Homestuck Shooting

2024-01-26T06:23:33Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[File:Casualties .png|thumb|casualties]]
[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
*”we dont like homestuck or indie faggots here” - chairman Dylan Klebold, before declaring war on <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">homestuck</span> FAGGOT island

File:Casualties .png

2024-01-26T06:16:29Z

Kurt Cobain:

Homestuck Shooting

2024-01-26T05:58:59Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
*”we dont like homestuck or indie faggots here” - chairman Dylan Klebold, before declaring war on <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">homestuck</span> FAGGOT island

Homestuck Shooting

2024-01-26T05:58:38Z

Kurt Cobain: Created page with "*”we dont like homestuck or indie faggots here” - chairman Dylan Klebold, before declaring war on <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">homestuck</span> FAGGOT island"

*”we dont like homestuck or indie faggots here” - chairman Dylan Klebold, before declaring war on <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">homestuck</span> FAGGOT island

OTAKU

2024-01-25T20:13:41Z

Kurt Cobain: /* Gaijin Otaku Pact */

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:Newotakuflag.png|thumb|The banner of OTAKU islands.]]

'''OTAKU''' is a OTAKU alliance for islands related to anything [[japan|Japanese]]. The final goal of OTAKU is to make otaku culture come out FTW.

== Membership Requirements ==

Entry to OTAKU is by invitation only, you can see the invited islands below. These are the conditions to get invited
* Your island is related to anything Japanese
* You are not currently listed on, or have very minimum reference in the [[OTAKU#BPI:_Blacklist_of_Prick_Islands|Blacklist of Prick Islands (BPI)]].

If you are invited, simply put <code>[OTAKU]</code> in your island's comment and you're in the alliance.

[[File:Gensokyo-flag.png|thumb|Gensokyo island's flag]]

== Members ==
*[[Gensokyo Island]], also a member of [[HAPI]]

=== Break-away Members ===
Islands related to former (sunken or abandoned) members but aren't recognized by Gensokyo. Or were invited by other break-away members.
*Shinobu Island
*OS-tan Shogunate Island
*Chrono Island, also a member of [[AGGRO]]
*miku Island
=== Former Members ===
*[[Shotacon Island]]
*[[Suigintou Island]]
*[[Suiseiseki Island]] (abandoned)
*Souseiseki Island (abandoned)
*[[Hachikuji Island]] (SUNK)
*[[PC98 Island]] (abandoned)

=== Gaijin Otaku Pact ===
These islands are members of the '''Gaijin Otaku Pact''', a branch of OTAKU for non-Japanese islands.
*Woodstock Island
*Clover Island
*[[Nirvana Island]] (Abandoned)
*[[Republic Of Columbine Island]]

=== Islands welcome to OTAKU ===
*[[Chuu Island]]
*Nyu Island
*Meido Island
*nekomimi Island
*any former OTAKU island besides betrayers

= History =
On turn 20 something, OTAKU was made when PC98 wanted to form a alliance with DESU and Gensokyo because they all are related to Otakuism. DESU agreed and OTAKU was formed with PC98 but Gensokyo didn't join. Suiseiseki island joined OTAKU probably around turn 40. Souseiseki island was also in OTAKU but was actually somebody's who had another island so it vanished. Suiseiseki Island left OTAKU on turn 174; however relations remain strong between them and OTAKU. As a result of HAPI and OTAKU military cooperation in the Pen war, the People's Republic of Shotacon joined OTAKU. On turn 223, [[Gensokyo Island|Gensokyo]] joined OTAKU. On turn 326, the new Hachikuji Island joined OTAKU. The LS of Shotacon and DESU left OTAKU on turn 370~

=== OTAKU-ANNARU War ===
Sometime on about turn 100, Suiseiseki started firing missiles to ANNARU SEKKUSU island and afterwards PC98 did the same which completely destroyed all of ANNARU SEKKUSU. this started a riot over bombing a innocent island and almost started a huge war with OTAKU and HAPI, also DESU left OTAKU over this but rejoined 40 turns later. Suiseiseki started to send missiles to Milf island so Milf island joined HAPI and HAPI declared a war that no one was bombed in because Suiseiseki surrendered immediately, but this incident would lead to the [[Upchuck Island#Great Upchuckian War|Great Upchuckian War]]. Suiseiseki paid ANNARU SEKKUSU 1100M$ and PC98 paid them 100M$ and 20k t of food to make up for what ANNARU SEKKUSU lost. despite this, ANNARU SEKKUSU would do a ambush on PC98 on about turn 120 and PC98 declared a war so it started the OTAKU-ANNARU WAR!. PC98 was goatsed and ANNARU SEKKUSU got even more destroyed because PC98 was helped by Suiseiseki. OTAKU and ANNARU SEKKUSU would agree to peace on turn 128 and ANNARU SEKKUSU had to pay 600M$ to Suiseiseki and PC98 each because of their sneaky attack. pen island also fired one missile and it hit a missile base at PC98 but PC98 didn't do anything because peace came the next turn.

=== Pen War ===
On turn 192, Pen island sent an ultimatum to DESU island, demanding they leave either HAPI or OTAKU. When DESU ignored the demand, Pen island sent a mechanora on turn 195. OTAKU and HAPI would cooperate to defeat Pen island, sinking Pen on turn 210 but with great damage to HAPI and OTAKU.

For more information, see [[Turmoil of Turn 200#Pen War|The Pen War]]

=== Weezite War ===
On turn 464, PC98 declared war on Weezite Island in collaboration with Hachikuji and Clover Island, with the goal of making Weezite Island a colony to Hachikuji and Clover. This cooperation with Clover Island led to them becoming a member of the Gaijin Otaku Pact. This war is still ongoing.

=== HAPI-AGGRO War ===
On turn 472, PC98 and Hachikuji (the latter of which was also a member of AGGRO) started a war against HAPI (of which Gensokyo was a member) with some other AGGRO islands. Gensokyo joined the war in turn 480 by attacking G Island (an AGGRO member who was not a member of OTAKU), and this is when Hachikuji (alongside G Island) betrayed OTAKU by sending land-destroying missiles to Gensokyo the next turn. However, from the perspective of all OTAKU members that weren't Gensokyo, it was actually gensokyo who betrayed OTAKU by aiding HAPI by attacking G Island. This war ended with HAPI's victory, as Hachikuji was abandoned in 502 and PC98 was abandoned in 506. As the only member left, Gensokyo assumed the leadership of OTAKU afterwards.

Although Gensokyo has declared itself to be the new leader of OTAKU, islands discovered by leaders who were affiliated with AGGRO/OTAKU Islands sunk in the War of the first Coalition have joined OTAKU without invite from Gensokyo. Therefore there's a split in OTAKU where each opposing side sees itself as the legitimate iteration of the faction. Although they both share the same name, both are distinguished in the following classification. The inner-faction lead by Gensokyo remains known as "OTAKU", while the newly formed break-away inner-faction is unofficially called "NU-OTAKU".

= BPI: Blacklist of Prick Islands =

The '''BPI''' is a list of islands who have:
*Made attacks on islands with no prior Declaration of War
*Made attacks on islands unprovoked with no justification
*Made attacks unprovoked on an island much smaller than themselves(for example, an island 10 places lower than the attacker on the leaderboard)
*Sent aid to the BPI-Listed island, in attempt to assist them in their military effort

Islands can only declare war on BPI Listed islands if they are deemed too dangerous to be kept alive, this decision will be made by an OTAKU member. Until that point, they are placed on an international embargo

This list is managed by OTAKU members only

===Current BPI-Listed Islands===
None, thats good

===Former BPI-Listed Islands===
Also None

OTAKU

2024-01-25T20:13:24Z

Kurt Cobain: /* Gaijin Otaku Pact */

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:Newotakuflag.png|thumb|The banner of OTAKU islands.]]

'''OTAKU''' is a OTAKU alliance for islands related to anything [[japan|Japanese]]. The final goal of OTAKU is to make otaku culture come out FTW.

== Membership Requirements ==

Entry to OTAKU is by invitation only, you can see the invited islands below. These are the conditions to get invited
* Your island is related to anything Japanese
* You are not currently listed on, or have very minimum reference in the [[OTAKU#BPI:_Blacklist_of_Prick_Islands|Blacklist of Prick Islands (BPI)]].

If you are invited, simply put <code>[OTAKU]</code> in your island's comment and you're in the alliance.

[[File:Gensokyo-flag.png|thumb|Gensokyo island's flag]]

== Members ==
*[[Gensokyo Island]], also a member of [[HAPI]]

=== Break-away Members ===
Islands related to former (sunken or abandoned) members but aren't recognized by Gensokyo. Or were invited by other break-away members.
*Shinobu Island
*OS-tan Shogunate Island
*Chrono Island, also a member of [[AGGRO]]
*miku Island
=== Former Members ===
*[[Shotacon Island]]
*[[Suigintou Island]]
*[[Suiseiseki Island]] (abandoned)
*Souseiseki Island (abandoned)
*[[Hachikuji Island]] (SUNK)
*[[PC98 Island]] (abandoned)

=== Gaijin Otaku Pact ===
These islands are members of the '''Gaijin Otaku Pact''', a branch of OTAKU for non-Japanese islands.
*Woodstock Island
*Clover Island
*[[Nirvana Island]] (Abandoned)
*[[Columbine Island]]

=== Islands welcome to OTAKU ===
*[[Chuu Island]]
*Nyu Island
*Meido Island
*nekomimi Island
*any former OTAKU island besides betrayers

= History =
On turn 20 something, OTAKU was made when PC98 wanted to form a alliance with DESU and Gensokyo because they all are related to Otakuism. DESU agreed and OTAKU was formed with PC98 but Gensokyo didn't join. Suiseiseki island joined OTAKU probably around turn 40. Souseiseki island was also in OTAKU but was actually somebody's who had another island so it vanished. Suiseiseki Island left OTAKU on turn 174; however relations remain strong between them and OTAKU. As a result of HAPI and OTAKU military cooperation in the Pen war, the People's Republic of Shotacon joined OTAKU. On turn 223, [[Gensokyo Island|Gensokyo]] joined OTAKU. On turn 326, the new Hachikuji Island joined OTAKU. The LS of Shotacon and DESU left OTAKU on turn 370~

=== OTAKU-ANNARU War ===
Sometime on about turn 100, Suiseiseki started firing missiles to ANNARU SEKKUSU island and afterwards PC98 did the same which completely destroyed all of ANNARU SEKKUSU. this started a riot over bombing a innocent island and almost started a huge war with OTAKU and HAPI, also DESU left OTAKU over this but rejoined 40 turns later. Suiseiseki started to send missiles to Milf island so Milf island joined HAPI and HAPI declared a war that no one was bombed in because Suiseiseki surrendered immediately, but this incident would lead to the [[Upchuck Island#Great Upchuckian War|Great Upchuckian War]]. Suiseiseki paid ANNARU SEKKUSU 1100M$ and PC98 paid them 100M$ and 20k t of food to make up for what ANNARU SEKKUSU lost. despite this, ANNARU SEKKUSU would do a ambush on PC98 on about turn 120 and PC98 declared a war so it started the OTAKU-ANNARU WAR!. PC98 was goatsed and ANNARU SEKKUSU got even more destroyed because PC98 was helped by Suiseiseki. OTAKU and ANNARU SEKKUSU would agree to peace on turn 128 and ANNARU SEKKUSU had to pay 600M$ to Suiseiseki and PC98 each because of their sneaky attack. pen island also fired one missile and it hit a missile base at PC98 but PC98 didn't do anything because peace came the next turn.

=== Pen War ===
On turn 192, Pen island sent an ultimatum to DESU island, demanding they leave either HAPI or OTAKU. When DESU ignored the demand, Pen island sent a mechanora on turn 195. OTAKU and HAPI would cooperate to defeat Pen island, sinking Pen on turn 210 but with great damage to HAPI and OTAKU.

For more information, see [[Turmoil of Turn 200#Pen War|The Pen War]]

=== Weezite War ===
On turn 464, PC98 declared war on Weezite Island in collaboration with Hachikuji and Clover Island, with the goal of making Weezite Island a colony to Hachikuji and Clover. This cooperation with Clover Island led to them becoming a member of the Gaijin Otaku Pact. This war is still ongoing.

=== HAPI-AGGRO War ===
On turn 472, PC98 and Hachikuji (the latter of which was also a member of AGGRO) started a war against HAPI (of which Gensokyo was a member) with some other AGGRO islands. Gensokyo joined the war in turn 480 by attacking G Island (an AGGRO member who was not a member of OTAKU), and this is when Hachikuji (alongside G Island) betrayed OTAKU by sending land-destroying missiles to Gensokyo the next turn. However, from the perspective of all OTAKU members that weren't Gensokyo, it was actually gensokyo who betrayed OTAKU by aiding HAPI by attacking G Island. This war ended with HAPI's victory, as Hachikuji was abandoned in 502 and PC98 was abandoned in 506. As the only member left, Gensokyo assumed the leadership of OTAKU afterwards.

Although Gensokyo has declared itself to be the new leader of OTAKU, islands discovered by leaders who were affiliated with AGGRO/OTAKU Islands sunk in the War of the first Coalition have joined OTAKU without invite from Gensokyo. Therefore there's a split in OTAKU where each opposing side sees itself as the legitimate iteration of the faction. Although they both share the same name, both are distinguished in the following classification. The inner-faction lead by Gensokyo remains known as "OTAKU", while the newly formed break-away inner-faction is unofficially called "NU-OTAKU".

= BPI: Blacklist of Prick Islands =

The '''BPI''' is a list of islands who have:
*Made attacks on islands with no prior Declaration of War
*Made attacks on islands unprovoked with no justification
*Made attacks unprovoked on an island much smaller than themselves(for example, an island 10 places lower than the attacker on the leaderboard)
*Sent aid to the BPI-Listed island, in attempt to assist them in their military effort

Islands can only declare war on BPI Listed islands if they are deemed too dangerous to be kept alive, this decision will be made by an OTAKU member. Until that point, they are placed on an international embargo

This list is managed by OTAKU members only

===Current BPI-Listed Islands===
None, thats good

===Former BPI-Listed Islands===
Also None

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-25T12:49:41Z

Kurt Cobain:

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-25T12:49:20Z

Kurt Cobain:

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-25T12:48:41Z

Kurt Cobain:

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-25T12:46:05Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:RCI flag.png|thumb|Teh Columbine Island Flag.]]
Columbine Island is a New Island ran by chairman dylan klebold, and prime minister Eric Harris, its a military dictatorship, which is located near lopsd and shinobu island, every 2 minutes on columbine island, a mass shooting happens.

Alliances:

[[AGGRO]]

[[NCA]]

[[SHOOTERS]]

Republic Of Columbine Island

2024-01-25T12:44:12Z

Kurt Cobain: Created page with "Category:Hakoniwa Islands Teh Columbine Island Flag. Columbine Island is a New Island ran by chairman dylan klebold, and prime minister Eric Harris, its a military dictatorship, which is located near lopsd and shinobu island, every 2 minutes on columbine island, a mass shooting happens. Alliances: AGGRO NCA SHOOTERS"

File:RCI flag.png

2024-01-25T12:39:55Z

Kurt Cobain:

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:18:35Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
Nirvana island is an island in the southern heyuri archipelago, its by the glorious Seattle band nirvana, which was formed in 1987, and is not another island by wankerman, the albums released by nirvana are:
<br>1. Bleach (1989)<br>2. Nevermind (1991)<br>3. Incesticide (1992)<br>4. In Utero (1993)<br>The Members/Leaders of nirvana are:
<br>Kurt Cobain
.<br>Krist Novoselic,<br>Dave Grohl.<br>
{| class="table-file" style="width: 87px;"
|-
| class="cell cell-syntax" style="width: 85px;" | Friends:
|}
PC98 island.
<br>Weezite Island.
<br>G island.

A word from Kurt.
“It smells like teen spirit here.”

Co-Owners:
*Dylan Klebold
*Eric Harris

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:18:20Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
File:NIRVANA_ISLAND.jpg|300px|thumb|THE FLAG OF NIRVANA ISLAND
Nirvana island is an island in the southern heyuri archipelago, its by the glorious Seattle band nirvana, which was formed in 1987, and is not another island by wankerman, the albums released by nirvana are:
<br>1. Bleach (1989)<br>2. Nevermind (1991)<br>3. Incesticide (1992)<br>4. In Utero (1993)<br>The Members/Leaders of nirvana are:
<br>Kurt Cobain
.<br>Krist Novoselic,<br>Dave Grohl.<br>
{| class="table-file" style="width: 87px;"
|-
| class="cell cell-syntax" style="width: 85px;" | Friends:
|}
PC98 island.
<br>Weezite Island.
<br>G island.

A word from Kurt.
“It smells like teen spirit here.”

Co-Owners:
*Dylan Klebold
*Eric Harris

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:18:00Z

Kurt Cobain: Undo revision 2367 by Kurt Cobain (talk)

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[image:NIRVANA_ISLAND.jpg|300px|thumb|THE FLAG OF NIRVANA ISLAND
Nirvana island is an island in the southern heyuri archipelago, its by the glorious Seattle band nirvana, which was formed in 1987, and is not another island by wankerman, the albums released by nirvana are:
<br>1. Bleach (1989)<br>2. Nevermind (1991)<br>3. Incesticide (1992)<br>4. In Utero (1993)<br>The Members/Leaders of nirvana are:
<br>Kurt Cobain
.<br>Krist Novoselic,<br>Dave Grohl.<br>
{| class="table-file" style="width: 87px;"
|-
| class="cell cell-syntax" style="width: 85px;" | Friends:
|}
PC98 island.
<br>Weezite Island.
<br>G island.

A word from Kurt.
“It smells like teen spirit here.”

Co-Owners:
*Dylan Klebold
*Eric Harris

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:17:34Z

Kurt Cobain: Undo revision 2368 by Kurt Cobain (talk)

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
image:NIRVANA_ISLAND.jpg|300px|thumb|THE FLAG OF NIRVANA ISLAND
Nirvana island is an island in the southern heyuri archipelago, its by the glorious Seattle band nirvana, which was formed in 1987, and is not another island by wankerman, the albums released by nirvana are:
<br>1. Bleach (1989)<br>2. Nevermind (1991)<br>3. Incesticide (1992)<br>4. In Utero (1993)<br>The Members/Leaders of nirvana are:
<br>Kurt Cobain
.<br>Krist Novoselic,<br>Dave Grohl.<br>
{| class="table-file" style="width: 87px;"
|-
| class="cell cell-syntax" style="width: 85px;" | Friends:
|}
PC98 island.
<br>Weezite Island.
<br>G island.

A word from Kurt.
“It smells like teen spirit here.”

Co-Owners:
*Dylan Klebold
*Eric Harris

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:16:58Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
Image:NIRVANA_ISLAND.jpg
Nirvana island is an island in the southern heyuri archipelago, its by the glorious Seattle band nirvana, which was formed in 1987, and is not another island by wankerman, the albums released by nirvana are:
<br>1. Bleach (1989)<br>2. Nevermind (1991)<br>3. Incesticide (1992)<br>4. In Utero (1993)<br>The Members/Leaders of nirvana are:
<br>Kurt Cobain
.<br>Krist Novoselic,<br>Dave Grohl.<br>
{| class="table-file" style="width: 87px;"
|-
| class="cell cell-syntax" style="width: 85px;" | Friends:
|}
PC98 island.
<br>Weezite Island.
<br>G island.

A word from Kurt.
“It smells like teen spirit here.”

Co-Owners:
*Dylan Klebold
*Eric Harris

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:16:32Z

Kurt Cobain:

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:16:20Z

Kurt Cobain:

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:15:23Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
file:NIRVANA_ISLAND.png|Nirvana Islands Flag
Nirvana island is an island in the southern heyuri archipelago, its by the glorious Seattle band nirvana, which was formed in 1987, and is not another island by wankerman, the albums released by nirvana are:
<br>1. Bleach (1989)<br>2. Nevermind (1991)<br>3. Incesticide (1992)<br>4. In Utero (1993)<br>The Members/Leaders of nirvana are:
<br>Kurt Cobain
.<br>Krist Novoselic,<br>Dave Grohl.<br>
{| class="table-file" style="width: 87px;"
|-
| class="cell cell-syntax" style="width: 85px;" | Friends:
|}
PC98 island.
<br>Weezite Island.
<br>G island.

A word from Kurt.
“It smells like teen spirit here.”

Co-Owners:
*Dylan Klebold
*Eric Harris

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:14:23Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:302px;">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:NIRVANA_ISLAND.png ]<div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify">[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=File:NIRVANA_ISLAND.png]</div>teh flag of nirvana island</div></div></div>
Nirvana island is an island in the southern heyuri archipelago, its by the glorious Seattle band nirvana, which was formed in 1987, and is not another island by wankerman, the albums released by nirvana are:
<br>1. Bleach (1989)<br>2. Nevermind (1991)<br>3. Incesticide (1992)<br>4. In Utero (1993)<br>The Members/Leaders of nirvana are:
<br>Kurt Cobain
.<br>Krist Novoselic,<br>Dave Grohl.<br>
{| class="table-file" style="width: 87px;"
|-
| class="cell cell-syntax" style="width: 85px;" | Friends:
|}
PC98 island.
<br>Weezite Island.
<br>G island.

A word from Kurt.
“It smells like teen spirit here.”

Co-Owners:
*Dylan Klebold
*Eric Harris

Nirvana Island

2024-01-25T07:14:04Z

Kurt Cobain:

Hakoniwa OC

2024-01-24T09:43:33Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]
Hakoniwa Islands is practically the only thing Heyurizens play these days <s>because they won't get off their lazy asses</s> so naturally OC was made of all the adventures had. Below is a gallery to catalog all the OC made so far.

<gallery mode="packed" caption="Hakoniwa Islands OC Gallery">
File:Wankvswaha.jpg|[NOT FANTASY] Leaked video of a defenseless hostage beheaded by an NCA soldier.
File:Shotacon_missile_raep.jpg|Shotacon Island fucking PC98 Island like the bitch they are.
File:Obum44.png|Hypothetical war simulation depicting what would happen if Shotacon declared war on PC98.
File:Unhappy_wedding.jpg|Arranged marriage.
File:3163.png|The Imouto Accords, <s>recognizing the lasting peace between the signing parties</s> before it was pissed on.
File:Treaty_pissen.jpg|No! Bad shota! Stop pissing on the peace treaty! (ﾟДﾟ;)
File:Iopsdraep.png|Leaked photo of lopsd getting fucked like the bitch he is by wankerman.
File:3145.jpg|A rare sight of a treaty that went unpissed on.
File:AGGRO_pc98.jpg
File:AGGROslaststand.png|BANZAI!
File:Deathtochuu.png
File:Iopsdmonster.png
File:Do_not_feed_aggro.jpg|Listen to the sign.
File:3146.jpg
File:3153.png
File:Hakoniwas.png|Map of the [[Heyuri Archipelago]].
File:3057.jpg|(TДT)
File:3068.png|Flag of the late Bobrikovistan Island.
File:3084.png|Clover Island flag
File:Yea7ln.png|Republican state of nan Island flag
File:2988.png|A peek into international politics.
File:2989.png|Ayashii version!
File:Observations_of_Jpaan_and_Iopsd_Island.jpg
File:Chatting_Island_Politics.png
File:3008.jpg
File:2974.png
File:HAPIcmon.jpg
File:2980.jpg
File:Wanker-declassified.png
File:Stop_nuking_me_please!_%2Bpouts%2B.png
File:NIRVANA_ISLAND.png|Republic Of Nirvana Island flag
File:GETFUCKED.png|first nirvana island poster
File:analcunt.png| OTAKU and AGGRO tribute.
</gallery>

https://up.heyuri.net/src/3039.mp4
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3092.mp4
https://up.heyuri.net/src/3178.mp4

“i created this page” - perthlord

File:Analcunt.png

2024-01-24T08:54:53Z

Kurt Cobain:

War of the First Coalition

2024-01-23T01:54:35Z

Kurt Cobain:

[[image:Monolith.jpg|300px|thumb|The monolith that was dropped on Suigintou Island on Turn 472, thus initiating the war.]]<p>[[Category: Hakoniwa Islands]]</p>
<p>"''you guys are so goddamn scummy holy shit''" -'''anonwaha'''</p>
The War of the First Coalition was the deadliest and longest war in the history of the Heyurian Archipelago, lasting from Turn 472 to roughly Turn 500. Both sides took quite controversial actions, and overall the war had a massive impact on the archipelago. It was fought between HAPI and a coalition between AGGRO and OTAKU.
= Background =
Several members of AGGRO had begun secretly communicating with each other since before the Pen War ended (Turn 200~). There they made plans and discussed strategy. Eventually, Rex Imperator de Insulae Magnum PC98 of PC98 Island also began secret communications, reaching out to AGGRO and Hachikuji Island to propose a secret alliance between them. As their islands grew they began formulating a plan involving dropping PC98's monolith on Suigintou Island. Talks were going well, until one day Chuu Island began intercepting the coded messages. After some time, and many late nights, a special team of Chuu Islanders cracked the code the Coalition was using and revealed all their secret plans (penman used a horrible tripcode password, "manman"). HAPI was outraged. Upchuck (who had been disguised as G Island) had his cover blown and revealed himself. He insisted PC98 go forward with the plans to drop the monument immediately. He also challenged Suiseitou (of Suigintou Island) to a one on one duel. After some back and forth, the coalition created a new communication channel, one that would not be cracked by HAPI, and continued the discussion. They decided to go forward with the plans to drop the monolith, but only after several turns had passed and they had attempted to convince HAPI they wouldn't go through with it.
= The War =
Shortly before Turn 472, some mysterious messages began appearing in the guestbooks of AGGRO and OTAKU islands. These messages were supposedly sent from HAPI members, declaring their intention to go to war. The AGGRO and OTAKU members, who were definitely very shocked and confused about this, decided to go forth with their plans and attack. The monolith was dropped on the northern side of Suigintou Island to devastating effect. The first phase of the war went well for the First Coalition, in which they dealt much damage to Suigintou and Chuu Island. Several members of HAPI did not yet engage in the hostilities. Several land-destroying missile barrages devastated Chuu Island and put them out of the war offensively, forcing anonwaha to spend turns building several defense facilities to protect his few remaining towns and cities. Suigintou Island also lost much of their firepower. However, the same turn PC98 dropped the monolith on Suigintou, an Inora made it to one of his defense facilities, blowing it up and taking out several cities and missile bases, which lessened the amount of firepower the coalition had from the start.

Further loss for the coalition came when THE WANKER MAN HIMSELF, [[perthlord]], joined. The next phase of AGGRO's plan was to mass produce several Mecha-inoras and send them to HAPI islands, and perthlord island had enough money to take part. However, due to his lack of knowledge of the game, Rex de PC98 of PC98 had to walk him through the process, being constantly derailed by perthlord's desire to discuss skirts. Rex de PC98, unsure if perthlord had set his plans correctly, used the same methods HAPI did to figure out perth's island password and accessed his island. FOURTEEN TIMES. Caught by the HIA, Imperium PC98 大PC98帝國 Island was seized by them and Rex de PC98 lost access (breaking into someone's tripcode PMs is okay though?) to his island in the middle of the war, severely hampering the First Coalition's progress. [[perthlord]] Island was immediately deleted. This action outraged the coalition, though the HIA did not budge and kept PC98 Island for several turns before giving it back.

= Quotes =
Hence this was the first archipelago war that took place during the existence of CGI's chat feature, it featured much more rapid communications between islanders than the use of Game Discussion in previous wars had allowed.
*"''pen san has dick cheese''" -Commander Angel
*"''...outside of politics I am rather gentle''" -Rex de PC98
*"''We aren't terrorists. We are warriors.''" -Hachikuji
*"''every turn is a new AGGRO scheme...''" -anonwaha
*"''read my name because I accidentally typed it into the name field''" -there are certain plans that allow another plan to happen the same turn
*"''psychological warfare -> waha anger''" -Hachikuji
The Great Upchuckian King's final message to the coalition: "''This is it, gentlemen. I must go for now. I will be inactive tomorrow, but my last turns are all set. It has been a great honor fighting alongside you. Depending on who goes when next turn, my island may be sunk. Or I could perhaps hold on for a few more turns and cause some more damage, if I am lucky. If my island is still standing by Turn 496 I ask you to send some money, if any of you still live. In any case we will all be sinking soon, but it is not the end. I hope to one day see our dream of a HAPI-free archipelago come to fruition. We will meet again, in another life. I salute you all. Goodbye.''"

= Islands =
[[Upchuck Island]]/G Island

PC98 Island

Perthlord Island

Rooting Island

[[Hachikuji Island]]

Shotacon Island

LOPSD Island

[[Chuu Island]]

= The Coalition =
[[NCA]]
[[OTAKU]]
[[AGGRO]]