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Homestuck island Island

2024-02-13T23:36:54Z

Homethestuck:

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Homestuck island Island is the gayest Island in the Archipelago, with their main export being anal sex and loving yaoi. It is inhabited by strange white and grey creatures. whom are often lacking in arms.
[[File:Homestuckislandisland.png|thumb]]
== Very cool island ==
Their propaganda department is all powerful, shipping out massive amounts of highly entertaining web comics, much to the delight of all islanders, except Columbine (Now ded)
Due to their efforts, they enjoy close relations with [[Iopsd Island]], aswell as being a member in some capacity of [[OTAKU]] through the Gaijin Otaku Pact (Gay Anal Sex)
== In defense of being added to the HAPI BAI list ==
[[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Republic Of_Columbine_Island|Columbine island]] [[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Homestuck Shooting|bombed me randomly]] and I never forgave him. His sins carry onto [[https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=THE FOOKEN_FURY|FOOKEN ISLAND]] or whatever the name of it is. I bombed him twice, once for homestuck, and once for gay anal sex. I even warned everybody I was going to do it ahead of time. "Gay anal sex on turn 550" you can quote me on that one. I personally don't think that was unprovoked or unjustified<span> because he bombed me to get onto that list. and even then he bombed me because he has a secret love of gay anal sex and I told everybody about it. HAPI has a misunderstanding of our love/hate relationship between me and the owner of fooken island and I think we should be removed off the list because we frequently have passionate make-up sex after we bomb each other islands. </span>
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LIES
(This edit right here is proof that we do in fact have gay sex, it's just that he doesn't want you guys to know about it and is trying to cover up the fact that he is also the bottom 95% of the time)

I AM A 5’2 BOTTOM TWINK, BUDDY!<br>^ 

STOP EDITING MY SHIT, PUNK ASS, I AM MANLY, AND I AM NOT CROSSPLAYING AS MIKU AS I SPEAK.
[[Perthlord]] <- is this who you're talking about? the wiki page says you are indeed the biggest faggot on heyuri and you're going to sleep with me every night till you remember it baby :) plus manly men don't even know who this "hatsune miku" is so it's also ok to be a little girly and enjoy this "vocaloid" thing. I love you just the way you are travis :) now come back here and spread those ass cheeks.

[[File:Homestuck with green stars.gif]]

Homestuck island Island

2024-02-08T21:16:59Z

Homethestuck:

OTAKU

2024-02-06T23:47:23Z

Homethestuck:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
[[File:Newotakuflag.png|thumb|The banner of OTAKU islands.]]

'''OTAKU''' is a OTAKU alliance for islands related to anything [[japan|Japanese]]. The final goal of OTAKU is to make otaku culture come out FTW.

== Membership Requirements ==

Entry to OTAKU is by invitation only, you can see the invited islands below. These are the conditions to get invited
* Your island is related to anything Japanese
* You are not currently listed on, or have very minimum reference in the [[OTAKU#BPI:_Blacklist_of_Prick_Islands|Blacklist of Prick Islands (BPI)]].

If you are invited, simply put <code>[OTAKU]</code> in your island's comment and you're in the alliance.

[[image:Iopsd flag.png|300px|thumb|The flag of Iopsd Island.]]
[[File:OSたん.png|thumb|Flag/Mon of the OS-tan Shogunate]]
[[File:Gensokyo-flag.png|thumb|Gensokyo island's flag]]
[[File:ChronoFlag.png|thumb|Chrono Island's beautifully designed flag.]]

== Members ==
*[[Iopsd Island]]
*miku Island
*[[Gensokyo Island]], also a member of [[HAPI]]
*[[OS-tan Shogunate Island]]
*Shinobu Island
*Chrono Island, also a member of [[AGGRO]]
*miku Island
=== Former Members ===
*[[Shotacon Island]]
*[[Suigintou Island]]
*[[Suiseiseki Island]] (abandoned)
*Souseiseki Island (abandoned)
*[[Hachikuji Island]] (SUNK)
*[[PC98 Island]] (abandoned)

=== Gaijin Otaku Pact ===
These islands are members of the '''Gaijin Otaku Pact''', a branch of OTAKU for non-Japanese islands.
*Woodstock Island
*Clover Island
*[[Nirvana Island]] (Abandoned)
*[[Republic Of Columbine Island]]
*[[Homestuck island Island]]

=== Islands welcome to OTAKU ===
*[[Chuu Island]]
*Nyu Island
*Meido Island
*nekomimi Island
*any former OTAKU island besides betrayers

= History =
On turn 20 something, OTAKU was made when PC98 wanted to form a alliance with DESU and Gensokyo because they all are related to Otakuism. DESU agreed and OTAKU was formed with PC98 but Gensokyo didn't join. Suiseiseki island joined OTAKU probably around turn 40. Souseiseki island was also in OTAKU but was actually somebody's who had another island so it vanished. Suiseiseki Island left OTAKU on turn 174; however relations remain strong between them and OTAKU. As a result of HAPI and OTAKU military cooperation in the Pen war, the People's Republic of Shotacon joined OTAKU. On turn 223, [[Gensokyo Island|Gensokyo]] joined OTAKU. On turn 326, the new Hachikuji Island joined OTAKU. The LS of Shotacon and DESU left OTAKU on turn 370~. After the fall of PC98 Island and Hachikuji Island, the remaining government formed new islands, both of which joined OTAKU immediately after their creation. Shinobu Island joined OTAKU on turn 502, The OS-tan Shoganate Island on turn 506, and Chrono Island(Reincarnated Upchuck Island, which was not a former OTAKU member) on turn 504. miku Island joined OTAKU on turn 512. On turn 515, Iopsd Island joined OTAKU, finally making their friendship with the OS-tan Shogunate(reincarnated PC98 Island) official, bringing much joy and partying and most importantly, sekkusu.

=== OTAKU-ANNARU War ===
Sometime on about turn 100, Suiseiseki started firing missiles to ANNARU SEKKUSU island and afterwards PC98 did the same which completely destroyed all of ANNARU SEKKUSU. this started a riot over bombing a innocent island and almost started a huge war with OTAKU and HAPI, also DESU left OTAKU over this but rejoined 40 turns later. Suiseiseki started to send missiles to Milf island so Milf island joined HAPI and HAPI declared a war that no one was bombed in because Suiseiseki surrendered immediately, but this incident would lead to the [[Upchuck Island#Great Upchuckian War|Great Upchuckian War]]. Suiseiseki paid ANNARU SEKKUSU 1100M$ and PC98 paid them 100M$ and 20k t of food to make up for what ANNARU SEKKUSU lost. despite this, ANNARU SEKKUSU would do a ambush on PC98 on about turn 120 and PC98 declared a war so it started the OTAKU-ANNARU WAR!. PC98 was goatsed and ANNARU SEKKUSU got even more destroyed because PC98 was helped by Suiseiseki. OTAKU and ANNARU SEKKUSU would agree to peace on turn 128 and ANNARU SEKKUSU had to pay 600M$ to Suiseiseki and PC98 each because of their sneaky attack. pen island also fired one missile and it hit a missile base at PC98 but PC98 didn't do anything because peace came the next turn.

=== Pen War ===
On turn 192, Pen island sent an ultimatum to DESU island, demanding they leave either HAPI or OTAKU. When DESU ignored the demand, Pen island sent a mechanora on turn 195. OTAKU and HAPI would cooperate to defeat Pen island, sinking Pen on turn 210 but with great damage to HAPI and OTAKU.

For more information, see [[Turmoil of Turn 200#Pen War|The Pen War]]

=== Weezite War ===
On turn 464, PC98 declared war on Weezite Island in collaboration with Hachikuji and Clover Island, with the goal of making Weezite Island a colony to Hachikuji and Clover. This cooperation with Clover Island led to them becoming a member of the Gaijin Otaku Pact. This war is still ongoing.

=== HAPI-AGGRO War ===
On turn 472, PC98 and Hachikuji (the latter of which was also a member of AGGRO) started a war against HAPI (of which Gensokyo was a member) with some other AGGRO islands. Gensokyo joined the war in turn 480 by attacking G Island (an AGGRO member who was not a member of OTAKU), and this is when Hachikuji (alongside G Island) betrayed OTAKU by sending land-destroying missiles to Gensokyo the next turn. However, from the perspective of all OTAKU members that weren't Gensokyo, it was actually gensokyo who betrayed OTAKU by aiding HAPI by attacking G Island. This war ended with HAPI's victory, as Hachikuji was abandoned in 502 and PC98 was abandoned in 506. As the only member left, Gensokyo assumed the leadership of OTAKU afterwards. After the revival of the OS-tan Government which can be recognized as the current government of PC98, leadership of OTAKU was returned to them by default.

= BPI: Blacklist of Prick Islands =

The '''BPI''' is a list of islands who have:
*Made attacks on islands with no prior Declaration of War
*Made attacks on islands unprovoked with no justification
*Made attacks unprovoked on an island much smaller than themselves(for example, an island 10 places lower than the attacker on the leaderboard)
*Sent aid to the BPI-Listed island, in attempt to assist them in their military effort

Islands can only declare war on BPI Listed islands if they are deemed too dangerous to be kept alive, this decision will be made by an OTAKU member. Until that point, they are placed on an international embargo

This list is managed by OTAKU members only

===Current BPI-Listed Islands===
None, thats good

===Former BPI-Listed Islands===
Also None

Homestuck island Island

2024-02-06T23:35:14Z

Homethestuck:

Homestuck island Island

2024-02-06T23:31:25Z

Homethestuck:

[[Category:Hakoniwa Islands]]
Homestuck island Island is the gayest Island in the Archipelago, with their main export being anal sex and loving yaoi. It is inhabited by strange white and grey creatures. whom are often lacking in arms.
[[File:Homestuckislandisland.png|thumb]]
== Very cool island ==
Their propaganda department is all powerful, shipping out massive amounts of highly entertaining web comics, much to the delight of all islanders, except Columbine (Now ded)
Due to their efforts, they enjoy close relations with [[Iopsd Island]], aswell as being a member in some capacity of [[OTAKU]] through the Gaijin Otaku Pact (Gay Anal Sex)
==In defense of being added to the HAPI BAI list==
Columbine island bombed me randomly and I never forgave him. His sins carry onto FOOKEN ISLAND or whatever the name of it is. I bombed him twice, once for homestuck, and once for gay anal sex. I even warned everybody I was going to do it ahead of time. "Gay anal sex on turn 550" you can quote me on that one.