4chan

2026-08-05T00:48:03Z

EnSixtyFour: /* Epstein meeting Poole */

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[[File:4chan logo.png|alt=|thumb|310x310px|<div style="font-size:25px;text-align:center;">'''4chan'''</div>
{|
|'''Type of site'''
|Imageboard
|-
|'''Owner'''
|[[Wikipedia:Hiroyuki Nishimura|Hiroyuki Nishimura]] (2015–current)<br>[[Wikipedia:Christopher Poole|Christopher Poole]] (formerly; 2003–2015)
|-
|'''URL'''
|[https://4chan.org www.4chan.org]<br>[https://4channel.org www.4channel.org] (deprecated)
|-
|'''Launched'''
|2003
|-
|'''NSFW?'''
|Is the sky blue?
|}
]]

4chan is an anonymous [[imageboard]] that has been running since October 2003. Founded by Christopher Poole, known as moot; it was the first ''major'' English-speaking imageboard, and has had a significant impact on both internet culture and [[IRL]]. Since its inception, it has been known for providing many LOLs, controversies, and shitty threads.

Due to a constant influx/outflux of users and occasional changes in moderation practices, 4chan's culture completely changes roughly every 3 years. Frequent user dissatisfaction has lead to many spinoffs and alternatives being created, which usually begin life with a small exodus of 4chan users, but they usually die after a short while. [[Heyuri]] is not one of these, since it was created completely independently of 4chan.

== Stuff that happened ==
=== 4chan vs. World2ch ===
<small>If you want to read more about it, it's here: [[World2ch#4chan drama|World2ch: 4chan Drama]]</small>

[[World2ch]], to summarize, was an early multi-language imageboard founded in 2003, right 7 months before 4chan was first made. It's commonly forgotten, however when 4chan was first made, it had a decently significant controversy between it, world2ch, and [[Something Awful]], sparked thanks to a combination of a thread on SA where people just... forgot it existed before 4chan, pre-existing hatred for moot not acknowledging world2ch, and a need to repopulate the dying population of world2ch.

Regardless, at the end of it, moot came in to cuss out most of the people there for them declaring war, not telling him, and spewing hate behind his back. It didn't really end in anything memorable, but moot did make a [https://4chan.org/4channews.php?all#6 news post] about it. I don't know if Something Awful even had anything about World2ch aside from that thread.

=== Hiroyuki buys 4chan ===
moot sold the site to Hiroyuki Nishimura, owner of 2chan, the inspiration for 4chan, atleast in theory. There's apparently reason to believe that ownership has been [https://www.wired.com/story/who-owns-4chan/ split amongst multiple entities], each of which contributing to the sale. I don't know, I'm too lazy to read the article.

Regardless, "gook moot" took over and is still the site's admin to this day.

=== 4chan Hacked ===
A vulnerability in their PDF thumbnailer that they didnt update since 2014 let some guy break into their server. Everything got leaked, and their 4/f/ board, the one with loads of history, got deleted to try mitigate future hax. Some packed up to Heyuri (that's us) and others elsewhere. I think they just stopped allowing PDF uploads too, so I wish my fellow /po/ lovers the best in finding a new place to call home.

=== Jeffrey Epstein, 4chan, and Moot ===
On the grand 31st of January, 2026, The United State Department of Justice released over 3 million documents pretaining to Jeffrey Epstein and his escapades. Many things of note were revealed, and are actively being revealed as people read through them.

Of this, many things were found, but two of which involved 4chan, one of which was Christopher Poole, and another involved epstein circulating Futanari SFM porn.

==== Epstein meeting Poole ====
[[File:4chan-pol-epstein.jpg|thumb|I stole this from the 4/pol/ thread.]]
If the image doesn't summarize it, here's the facts. Chris Poole, Boris Nikolic and the big Epstein has emails between October 2011 and February 2012 where Epstein and Poole spent their lunch together.<ref>https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02179753.pdf</ref><ref>https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00421077.pdf</ref> These are very concidentally timed when /pol/ was put back up as a board on October 23rd 2011.

Jeffrey seems to have had some conversation about moot previously, and Nikolic had previously suggested stuff about "the potential for manipulation"<ref>https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01990136.pdf</ref> on October 28th 2011, only a few days after /pol/ was put back up.

Later in November, Epstein arranged for him and moot to meet at the New York mansion.<ref>https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02180432.pdf</ref><ref>https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01739929.pdf</ref><ref>https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02176467.pdf</ref> Epstein seemed to struggle with meeting him again, due to moot repeatedly cancelling their appointments.<ref>https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00421647.pdf</ref><ref>https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00421077.pdf</ref><ref>https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02175440.pdf</ref>

On February 13th, 2026, moot made his first public statement since joining Google in 2016, saying that he had first encountered Epstein by chance while traveling to tech events, did not meet Epstein again or maintain contact after their one "unmemorable" lunch meeting, and regrets having ever encountered Epstein.<ref>https://archive.ph/1SVuB</ref>

==== Epstein Enjoying His Time on 4chan ====
[[File:4chan epstein pornado.png|thumb|Also stolen from 4/pol/.]]
amazing animation
Epstein seemed to be an active user of 4chan for a little while, with many of his emails containing links to 4chan.org, which included many boards. /u/, /pol/, /gif/, /s/, If you were a /u/ user between 2011-2017, there may be a possibility you had an argument with epstein over Yuri.

Most notably Epstein put a /gif/ thread in his email that linked to a FNAF SFM porn video. [https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2040818 It was quite funny] to see it on Rule34 afterwards.

== Hoaxes ==
4chan has made alot of hoaxes. There has been so much random shit people make up there that gets regurgitated out by the less wiser, and it ends up making the news every now and again. It's like an internet version of a skill check. This isn't an exhaustive list, it's just a compilation of some that were pretty funny. Atleast to me...

=== Hideo Kojima was the Shinzo Abe assassin ===
July 8th 2022, Shinzo Abe is shot. The killer isn't public yet, so a random guy on 4chan's Politically Incorrect (/pol/) board posts an image,<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hideo-kojima-killed-shinzo-abe-hoax</ref> accusing the guy that made Death Stranding for being a far left extremist, with the name of "Samyuero Hydeo".

Of course, somehow, multiple media outlets picked it up as fact, such as the French far right politician Damien Rieu and TV stations in Greece and Iran. Kojima found out, threatened to sue, and they had to say sorry. I need to play Sons of Liberty.

=== Apple Wave Charging ===
Faux info pieces for the fake "Apple Wave" feature introduced with iOS 8 was made sometime in 2014, if i remember correctly. You could charge your phone in the Microwave! This was big enough to be covered in daytime news, because so many people had shoved their iPhones into the microwave and blew them up; enough so to warrant responses from places like the Los Angeles Police Department.

Songs About Fucking Lolis

2026-08-04T23:11:58Z

EnSixtyFour:

[[image:Cover.png|300px|thumb|Album cover]]
[[image:Cover1.png|300px|thumb|The first cover made for the album that didn't end up being used]]

'''Songs About Fucking Lolis''' is a [[lolicore|lolicore]] album produced by [[Heyurian|Heyurizens]] from 2022/12/06 to 2022/12/31. It is the first collaborative album made on [[Heyuri|Heyuri]].
== History ==
Here are the events as I remember them:

One day in Heyuri, two heyurizens were talking about lolicore music on some thread on [[Off-Topic|/b/]]. Realizing that they both had above average musical tastes and agreeing to the fact that lolicore had been left in a miserable state for years, they exclaimed "No, this cannot be; We cannot let this musical genre that we cherish so much pine away in indifference." Because of this temperament heyurizens have to never discuss about ideas without acting but to always be productive in their conversations, they naturally decided to create a thread that called heyurizens to get at their keyboards to create a lolicore album that would honor the genre.

There were some forked tongues. Some complained that lolicore is the "musical equivalent to a scribble", and that they'd rather use their musical talents for more noble creations. It wasn't enough to sap the good spirits of Heyurizens who were happy to have [[Fun Heyuri Community Activities|an occasion to collaborate with their peers]]. The project advanced at a steady pace. In less than a month, it was all in the bag: they had produced two album covers and a dozen of pieces that blew a wind of youth over lolicore. Today, heyurizens can pride themselves on having made a lolicore classic: Songs About Fucking Lolis.

== starting up heyuri.... ==
[https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=mDtRp-3ft7d starting up heyuri....] was going to appear on the album but it never did because it was corrupted by some evil entity! Fortunately a heyurizen(ME) managed to download it before it got b0rk'd and is now saved from becoming lost forever! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

== Track list ==
{| class="wikitable"
!No.!!Artist!!Title
|-
|1||Lolicide||Harassing Little Squid Gurls on the Beach ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
|-
|2||lolis in a fruit bowl||★LolI HearTs★
|-
|3||Buyer's Market||Necropedofurry
|-
|4||Lolicide||80-child-08
|-
|5||bokuwaii||KURiSUM@SU!!
|-
|6||wacom460||flat as a pancake!!
|-
|7||Temma||Unoriginal Rolling Girl Remix
|-
|8||G://Anon||TORpedo
|-
|9||GulloHack||I'm a literal tourist I've never been here before, but here's a track
|-
|9.5?||Anonymous||starting up heyuri....
|-
|10||Shihen||Eidolon
|-
|11||Anonymous||Breakcore Wannabe !
|-
|12||Lolicide||pisseng on my loli teacher
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|13||Anonymous||Britney Bitch
|-
|14||Anonymous||Untitled
|}

== Links ==
=== Download/streaming links ===
* Bandcamp: [https://heyuri.bandcamp.com/album/songs-about-fucking-lolis https://heyuri.bandcamp.com/album/songs-about-fucking-lolis]
* Internet archive: [https://archive.org/details/songs-about-fucking-lolis https://archive.org/details/songs-about-fucking-lolis]
* Vidlii [https://www.vidlii.com/playlist?p=9C8YZERiRhU https://www.vidlii.com/playlist?p=9C8YZERiRhU] and youtube [https://youtube.com/watch?v=kXAkzqBTvCs https://youtube.com/watch?v=kXAkzqBTvCs]

=== Thread archives ===
* Official thread #1: https://archive.vn/muYIM
* Official thread #2 (not archived): https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=29365
** Archive of /b/ on December 26, 2022, with partial archive of thread #2: https://archive.vn/1fffS
* Album release thread: https://archive.is/AlwOq
* Breakcore thread where the album was first discussed before a dedicated thread was made (not archived): https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=27762

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